DONT READ THIS.U WILL B KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BYTHE LUV OF UR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL B THE BEST DAY EVER.UVE STARTED READING.DONT STOP.SO FREAKY.say ur nam 10 tims.say ur mom's nam 5 tims.say ur crushes 3 tims.paste this 2 4 other groups.If u do,ur crush will kiss u on Friday.But if u read this and dont paste this,uwill have very bad luck.SEND THIS 2 5 GROUPS N 143 MIN.WHENUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR N BIG LETTERSON THE SCREEN.THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
@HAP3E the original is by TomSka here on youtube. they just keep translating and making fake videos, for some reason those people are usally germans. (I am german and I totally hate the german versions and fakes of asdfmovie. looks like some people are trying to be funny e_e)
My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too.i hate this 2 but i believe At the strike of 12AM those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair
You guys are fools -.- This is a german dub of the marmite ASDF which is the fourth in the series thus he named it so. He didnt steal it, he is in fact just helping out the Germans...
Translation: Marmite finds the pony: Marmite, have you seen my pony? -yes *smile* -I hate it! *cry* Marmite is terrible! ... Marmite makes a new friend: Marmite, why does everybody hate you? *fire* Ah, yes. ... Marmite gives instructions: Hey, could you explain me the way to your home? *phoning* ok, thank you. *crash* ... Marmite gives moral support: steve, I advance you! -Marmite yes, and now you are hired. ...
@B3NJ4M1N0 There is a real asdf4, it was released about a day ago. And this was made by TomSka, but he has just put together loads of the not as funny parts from other TomSka videos. Therefore, this sucks...
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
@FlipRisk dont read this cuz it actually works. Look at this---- • ----now look at ur dick. They are the same size. This is so scary cuz it actually works.
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
@FlipRisk quickly!! this is so scary you MUST do it!!! get your mom REALLY drunk and when she is.... call me so i can nail her! so scary it actually works!!!
December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
typisch amis -.- glauben sie wären besser als wir! die fressen doch eh jur den ganzen tag und hocken vor der glotze....man wie dich mich ankotzen.....
translation: sween ritch mahemud diuse Medir Stev pilut isluf istustu sdpfjdaskfdlsfdleshgfew
cheese4325 4 weeks ago
fucking jerrys...
JozenOnSteam 1 month ago
@JozenOnSteam you wanna play this game tommy?
stringslayer97 1 month ago
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Aero41901 1 month ago
fucking bollockless nazi speaking dutch on such a website
cadrino20978 1 month ago
@cadrino20978 fuck u ! not all germans are nazis motherfucker !
ZuckerJungsTube 1 month ago
@ZuckerJungsTube you lie, YOU LIE! nazy boy
cadrino20978 1 month ago
@cadrino20978 but he's still doin your mom so geet the f*** out
AgeofLions92 3 weeks ago
@AgeofLions92 No.
I hope you like sleepovers.
cadrino20978 2 weeks ago
this is SUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!
ryan250g 1 month ago
Bad
MrChucknoris789 1 month ago
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DONT READ THIS.U WILL B KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BYTHE LUV OF UR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL B THE BEST DAY EVER.UVE STARTED READING.DONT STOP.SO FREAKY.say ur nam 10 tims.say ur mom's nam 5 tims.say ur crushes 3 tims.paste this 2 4 other groups.If u do,ur crush will kiss u on Friday.But if u read this and dont paste this,uwill have very bad luck.SEND THIS 2 5 GROUPS N 143 MIN.WHENUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR N BIG LETTERSON THE SCREEN.THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
wholfhowls2moon 1 month ago
Very weird
Prettiestboo 1 month ago
what?
Nadziewana 1 month ago
Lire There is already been a asdfmovie 4 it sucks
bigchasetv 2 months ago
It sucks.
ManMicro 2 months ago
This a failure
losis1945 2 months ago
this is that marmite one that Tomska made
MrKevinispoop 2 months ago
this is that marmight movie
MrKevinispoop 2 months ago
You can't recognize german language? GET THE FUCK OUT FROM THIS FUCKING PLANET RETARD
Quilbo 3 months ago
das ist marmite nicht asdf movie du spast
darkboy1901 4 months ago 2
makin german homework is good for sumthing
chugnorrish 4 months ago
This is marmite is terrible. That was a poor attempt at shtealing, you dirty german.
blade3337 4 months ago
oh... a red light saber
lotiwang 5 months ago
every asdf is german or some other shit
HAP3E 5 months ago
@HAP3E the original is by TomSka here on youtube. they just keep translating and making fake videos, for some reason those people are usally germans. (I am german and I totally hate the german versions and fakes of asdfmovie. looks like some people are trying to be funny e_e)
TheGreenAvenue 4 months ago
WHY NO ENGLISH ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) XD
thepokefanlolz 5 months ago
wtf couldnt under stand anything lol
TheGeraldo99 5 months ago 15
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My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too.i hate this 2 but i believe At the strike of 12AM those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair
cblade01 5 months ago
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GUY #1: I like your hat!
GUY #2: Thank you!
GUY #1: I was being sarcastic.
GUY #2: Well I stole your face!
GUY #1: *head palm*
MyNameIsBobMcBob 5 months ago
lol
Pokekris99 5 months ago
What Fuc**ng Language Was That? And that was shit mate (mainly because i coulddent unserstand it) Lol
64Jonnyp 5 months ago
@64Jonnyp
German.
Livao1337 5 months ago 4
@Livao1337 im German 2:)
kittykats260 3 weeks ago
@64Jonnyp
That was german.
Greetings and a loooooooooooooooooooooot of love from GERMANY. -.-
CB10041975 5 months ago
shit only shit so scheiße...
Vegeta4874 5 months ago
I M THE 100TH DISLIKE
ApertureMiku 5 months ago
999 dislike ;D
XionMasters 5 months ago
Hahaha its that much funnier in German :P
littlesmurfling 5 months ago
Beyblade yay!!!!
oldcomputer666 5 months ago
fucking faggots who made this.
armos4eva1 5 months ago
er sagt i ate it nicht i hate it.....
crazzyhorse14 5 months ago
You guys are fools -.- This is a german dub of the marmite ASDF which is the fourth in the series thus he named it so. He didnt steal it, he is in fact just helping out the Germans...
TheRagingNerds 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
go watch the real one
SporeGalaEdit 5 months ago
This is fake and gay!!
clumdawg 5 months ago
Sieg heil
TheGabbuts 5 months ago
Youtube view counter is broken it only shows my views -_-
aoguz1996 5 months ago
how many of you watched the whole thing?
MADMIKE2197 5 months ago
@MADMIKE2197 not me
bomber726 5 months ago
am i the only one who doen't know what marmite is????
kitkat18897 5 months ago
uhhh
IM GONNA DO AN INTERNET!!
ManyAwsomeNoodles 5 months ago
screw this guy
JPballin1 5 months ago
Oh Yeah thats pretty cool! Awww This isent made by TomSka.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
PoisonImpurity868 5 months ago
1 dislike more and what is that for a fcking language ????
MegaNAJAN 5 months ago
@MegaNAJAN man why do you all give dislikes only cause your to silly to understand
MegaNoobkill 5 months ago
@MegaNAJAN
1. German
2. Watch the goddamn english version if you don't understand it WTH
Metaknightkirby2 5 months ago
@MegaNAJAN rofl.
unable to understand german ...
and unable to speak english ;)
MiK3gamer 5 months ago
This Isn't asdfmovie4, It's Just Marmite Is Terrible In Some Other Language
TripleRMS 5 months ago
lol. i couldn't understand a single word. but i still put thumbs up
migbsp 5 months ago
why are so many Americans here?
Its a german video?! :D
Wooaauuw 5 months ago
@Wooaauuw
Cause the name is in English
ComeToTheFeastOfWar 5 months ago
@ComeToTheFeastOfWar
ahh, lol, I didn't notice that :D
Wooaauuw 5 months ago
Wooaauuw 5 months ago
Marmite save the day:
Darling, I'm at home. MARMITE!! What are you doing?
-I'm sleeping with your wife
ah.. yes. That's what you're doing.
...
marmite is bad:
.
.
(So, i hope it helps a little bit. And please guys - don't search my mistakes :D)
Wooaauuw 5 months ago
@Wooaauuw
Honey, I'm home!
Marmite! what are you doing?!
I'm sleeping with your wife, john.
Yeah... you are...
Marmite is terrible.
iRicecrispy 5 months ago
OMG STUPID GERMAN! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
rocstar197 5 months ago
The real ASDF4 is much better, this fails.
CarterArts 5 months ago
@CarterArts There is no real ASDF 4? And this was made by TomSka, it was just put into German??
B3NJ4M1N0 5 months ago
@B3NJ4M1N0 there is a real asdf4, it was made about 8 hours ago.
Graceeyy98 5 months ago
@Graceeyy98 :O Sorry I didn't realise!! Thanks for telling me <3
B3NJ4M1N0 5 months ago
@B3NJ4M1N0 There is a real asdf4, it was released about a day ago. And this was made by TomSka, but he has just put together loads of the not as funny parts from other TomSka videos. Therefore, this sucks...
CarterArts 5 months ago
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
777Fabrice 5 months ago
God, what the hell is that?!
THAT isn't tasty -.-
CookieBoysLP 6 months ago
dam u germans ^(>_<)^
Thegarbar5 6 months ago
user/Roesch03WRX?feature=mhee
Roesch03WRX 6 months ago
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Guizmo900 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
A SDF MOVIE, Y U NO IN ENGLISH?!
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
iKikiTheShaymin 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Panagiotis514 6 months ago
auf deutsch ist das total langweilig...
babukuka 6 months ago
777 dislikes
mooganify 6 months ago
Asdf y u no english dubbed
DapDapRice 6 months ago
Piip u
YonoRey 6 months ago
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
zacprods1 6 months ago
sagt er I ate him oder i hate him? s:
MayuKaede 6 months ago
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@FlipRisk dont read this cuz it actually works. Look at this---- • ----now look at ur dick. They are the same size. This is so scary cuz it actually works.
GingerMellow5 6 months ago
Ich liebe die ASDF
YesIamEccentric 6 months ago
I understand German. Das ist sehr gut, yah?
Montagone 6 months ago
@Montagone ja! dass es gut!
Kid1295 6 months ago
i wish i knew german =/
mousy554 6 months ago
haha :D
ellielein08 6 months ago
FLAG THIS FOR CHILD ABUSE!
mrnewvegasalx 6 months ago
@FlipRisk Shut Up
Pizzavids01 6 months ago
This is just marmite is terrible in a different language!
LegoBenBoss1 6 months ago
This has a bunch of dislikes just for the language but not the real video that has A LOT of bad jokes.
gustarbox 6 months ago
30 seconds in i realized it wasn't english...
Dante431 6 months ago
666 dislikes.... Satan is watching :P
TheSweetieMan1 6 months ago 148
@TheSweetieMan1 D:
KoolestDudeNTheBlock 5 months ago
@TheSweetieMan1 it´s because he "stole" the video from TomSka
Nascend 5 months ago
@TheSweetieMan1 yes i am
nameloc1000 5 months ago
@TheSweetieMan1 WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU STEAL DARTH VADERS LIGHTSABER?!
conman485XD 4 months ago
ALTA ES GIBT AUCH DEUTSCHE IHR HOMO'S
DarkFuture2 6 months ago
its german................
MegaWizardry 6 months ago
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
FlipRisk 6 months ago
@FlipRisk ur.... go fuck yaself dummass...... shitey chain mail is balls
ch4rl1e97 6 months ago
@FlipRisk Go kill yourself.
sil3ntassailant 6 months ago
@FlipRisk quickly!! this is so scary you MUST do it!!! get your mom REALLY drunk and when she is.... call me so i can nail her! so scary it actually works!!!
TheSweetieMan1 6 months ago
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December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
ST3V13G4LL0W 6 months ago
I mean, asdfmite.
BlashBlash89 6 months ago
This is not asdfmovie4. It's asdfmarmite. It's actually also in English, it's in TomSka's channel.
BlashBlash89 6 months ago
ich bin EXTREMELY BORED WITH THIS VIDEO
Bailthesnail 6 months ago
0:46 lol it sounded like he said das choose to
minionofvoltaire 6 months ago
o.O
I DON'T KNOW THIS MUCH GERMAN! DX
HeyitzKairix 6 months ago
ale chujowe
Thomaszewsky 6 months ago
Why should they put subtitles? Oh, because you are from Teh MIghty US... I see.
Foodfast123 6 months ago
At least put some subs in there!!! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
ThePrinceKitsune 7 months ago 63
@ThePrinceKitsune how the eff do u make that face
KingsCrownSkates 5 months ago
@KingsCrownSkates google translator and a little creativity... sorta (ಠ3ಠ)
ThePrinceKitsune 5 months ago
@ThePrinceKitsune yesh but if you saw the original video you should know what they say :)
Flamekitty412 5 months ago
@Flamekitty412 but if i saw this one before i did with the original, i shouldnt D:
ThePrinceKitsune 5 months ago
put it in english next time you stupid mother fuckers
Dylan8703 7 months ago
593 pupils are marmite fans! :D
xXBlAcKDeViiLXx 7 months ago
Clickenzi dislikenzi bare? yaa
NobleShaft 7 months ago
Good thing i know a little German
Mrwildcatdog 7 months ago
this is what the pointless button does.....
it turns every thing german
jpivot1 7 months ago
No
The06181997 7 months ago
i only under stood lol & marmite
awbmmb 7 months ago
the only part i understood was: marmite,
CHINKICHOU 7 months ago
it's in german, so? i can't see what's the problem ...
If you want it in english just search for the original.
Zelda99ful 7 months ago
This should be official :D
XXPENCHEXX 7 months ago
POINTLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jackifyification 7 months ago
what the fucckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
tettwenty 7 months ago
Hey this is marmite is terrible in german
123liamp 7 months ago
:whywhywhy: Is it in GERMAN?! D:
TheLinguin 7 months ago
@mbd2k8 ´
Motherfucker xD Shut up Hitler is long ago Huso!
NaruNarax3 7 months ago
wtf
YoshiBros57780 7 months ago
lmao its funny cuz idk what there saying
zacjwuzhere 7 months ago
Look at me i dont get a shit lol
CommunistSpyware 7 months ago
I think ''marmite is terrible'' was a good video by tomska, and the way everyone ruins everything is the way you ruined this.
You made it german.
Dudeguy1112 7 months ago
entendi algo gracias a Tokio Hotel pero muuuuy Poco lol
sunhiithay 7 months ago
They Suck Cuz There Not English
MrMarioguy888 7 months ago
NO ENTIENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ShuishiiBanana 7 months ago
this is marmite is terible in german you jackass
SSJ3Goku2000 7 months ago
this is marmite is terrible in german
scatman891 7 months ago
Schlecht.. Marmite hasst das Pony nicht, sondern hat es gegessen..
p0mz0r 7 months ago
That is sooo freaky!! no wonder i dont sing!!!
The stupid thing gave me nightmares!!
MegaDsiscool 7 months ago
Even funnier in german.....
RobloxianProduction1 7 months ago
this is schrecklich
blazingtornado1 7 months ago
ITS NOT NUMBER 4 YOU BITCH
TahWinningD 7 months ago
WHAT IS MARMITE?It comes up every 10 seconds
PredatorGutter 7 months ago
@PredatorGutter Try google.
PrinceNewRomeo 7 months ago
schlecht
TheSoldatCloud 7 months ago
This is worse than WW2 >_>
lulhannes94 8 months ago
Me no habla espanyal.
Hillbilly13579 8 months ago
when is fing 4 coming out
Thetom5000 8 months ago
this one sucks, the ones by that tomSka guy are wayyy better, why dont u tomSka wannabes just stick to not making sucky videos everyone hates.
kb5times 8 months ago
Wtf I'm in mum account so how the hell does it have so many views I have disliked it twice use subtitles next time retard duhh
fifistack 8 months ago
Asdf movie is epic, you will never grasp stick man humor!!! No offense but WTF bro
fifistack 8 months ago
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Hey dude look at this cool video... Oh yeh that's pretty coo.... AWWWW THIS ISN'T COOL AT ALL .... AAAAWWWWW!!
Bama93Boy 8 months ago
Gute Übersetzung! Lustig wieviele Amerikaner hier herumweinen weil sie es nicht verstehen xD
patiencebear 8 months ago
war ja klar, die amis müssen auch auf jeden herum hacken -.-
AntchristSuperstar 8 months ago
typisch amis -.- glauben sie wären besser als wir! die fressen doch eh jur den ganzen tag und hocken vor der glotze....man wie dich mich ankotzen.....
AntchristSuperstar 8 months ago
This is not ASDFmovie4, this is "Marmite is Terrible" by TomSka...
ScorpxClan 8 months ago
Der Titel ist vielleicht falsch, aber es ist gut synchronisiert.
LemiSt25 8 months ago
Das ist Marmite ist schrecklich aber egal
Eranikes 8 months ago
Thank u for showing me a video with a language that sounds like a choking dog
NeonNGC362 8 months ago
@NeonNGC362 no prob. any time.
MissManiacTheMad 8 months ago
Fail ! ...
MRDAUERBLAU 8 months ago
thumbs up for 2000 dislikes
jackison567 8 months ago
STUPID GERMAN!
LOLLAUGHLOLDAISY 8 months ago
Y ia this in german I don't like it
halfwaykilla 8 months ago
Lol warum ist das so schlecht bewertet xD
Metin2TuTs 8 months ago
the rating bar looks like a light saber
IzItDJ 8 months ago 215
@IzItDJ a red light saber! ;D
GamesToPlay1 7 months ago
@IzItDJ :D
TrueBlueSonic20001 7 months ago
@IzItDJ lol
minionofvoltaire 6 months ago
lol yeah
sammythomson1 6 months ago