Kokoro Scan ココロスキャン ENGLISH SUBTITLE 英語字幕 KARAOKE in desc.

[bamify66]

Mr bear : Pedo bear? :X_X:

[SilentStalkerX]

I like to say that this song is annoying.....ly addictive.

[craycpanda]

This song is the bomb.

[Hastur876]

4:43 the guy's sweat starts running away from him

[NightfallGemini]

Is this Vocaloid?

[EmeraMixx]

@NightfallGemini No. But I intend to fix that. *opens up Rin and Len*

[assuz]

wow! really i like the trailer. i need this game!!!

[tsampiras]

AAAWWW GAAWWDD THE NIPPLES!!!!!

[fancysnake1]

この曲はなかなかのものだ

[Garmork]

That lady seems so happy that she thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her.

[annegold]

So early 80s! Guess that's why I'm dancing around the room.

[olywood9]

where can i find more stuff like this? actually no, fuck off.

[juuliaaa]

PEDOBEAR FOUND 3:22!

[juuliaaa]

NIPPLE SCAN, CAN!!!!!!

[cescos]

pedobear!!!

[fagkitty]

dude. I can't stop listening to this.

[Dukefazon]

I love this shit!!! The japanese people know how to sell things. This whole ad is crazy I came to love when I first saw it.

[craycpanda]

This song rocks.

[Hdfisise]

greatest love song ever <3 xoxo

[ShadyZamusement]

EPILEPSY!!!

[GedoMazou]

@ShadyZamusement video gay, do jeito q vcs corintianos gostam!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShadyZamusement]

@GedoMazou

WhySoAttentionWhore?

[W0LF35]

...what exactly are they censoring at 3:08?

[garage33]

The core technology of this game seems to be a emotion recognition technology of AGI JAPAN(株式会社AGI)

.

The iphone game of this company is "full speed twit".

It seems to be a game of twitter game.

[Nailbutter887]

The woman at 5:10 keep piranha...

[Earo16]

WHAT IS GOING ON

[FunLeech]

Is this a real thing? I'm not sure what it does, but I somehow want one

[liquos]

This is a tourist informational guide to Japan.

[pikamario99]

Catchy tune.

Really weird video, though.

Banana?

[musicalbacon2]

who sings this?

[krisnaga1]

one word "DRUGS" and good ones at that

[guitarwizard85]

This has got to be the epitome of weird japanese video games.

[Sedlan18]

Japanese commercials are really weird

[WhatIAm99]

This girl I'm raping, I want to know if she's scared or aroused.

[tamales458]

@WhatIAm99 i LOL so hard !!!!

[Sedlan18]

What da fuck was al that. but the song of the video its catchy

[theMoporter]

I'm in a shop, and want to know whether the shop assistant knows if I'm shoplifting?

[thedeeliciousplum]

the bear's actions are quite priceless...though, what do bears and matters of the heart have in common?

[000Zeronos000]

I bet it isnt very useful...

[GGLoneGWolfGG]

:|

This strange, strange video has just forced me to hunt down and get this game.

WTF with the bear?

[theMoporter]

Pedobear: Now scans hearts. WARNING: May remove shirt.

[PharohAmonKhan]

I can't explain WHY I like this song so much except that it's just... "FUN"!!!! LOL

[digikgirl]

Gaah. I want this song in my iPod now.

[oxside]

OMG i got a driving test. and i want to know if the dude is in a good mood what can i do!...

oh shit he needs a heart scan!

loxor

[dna610]

2:00 0_0 WTF

[produKtNZ]

Low brow humour that be lol :D

I've had this vid in my favs for ages x_x i keep coming back to it, and then humming it for the rest of the day! ...

Argh addiction! O_O

[dna610]

2:00

[yuukisama2001]

Thanks Msakaji for uploading with a translation, gawd you don't know how much I wanted to know what the hell was going on in this PV. And I'm still puzzled. Love it.

[kwicksilver]

wow some of tht stuff looked pretty nasty... and so did those bananas!

[Draksane]

*GUITAR SOLO*

[juanperezextreme]

BASS

[Marumasa]

this goes on for six fucking minutes?

[darkzero550]

You sir just made my day full of joy.

[DanBenez]

I feel like I keep leveling up!

[lenee]

omg i want this as my ringtone

[omgdanhibiki]

OMG I WANT THIS GAME

[spikedgav]

im scared, what just happened

[Dara321AAA]

[Impossible]

[Purufufuru]

XD

"Kokoro scan, kokoro scan suru kokoro...." XD

[victoriouslildog]

Who is playing guitar?

Oh my god! Bear is playing guitar!

How can this be?!?

[NUBCAKE101]

It made me think of clerks as well =)

[tylerluvsallie]

@victoriouslildog

you get a thumbs up for refrencing clerks the animated series

[88888888Ozzy88888888]

I..... I don't understand! D:

[RealBrownBear]

epic guitar bear XD

thx for the subs ;D

[vatefsly]

My brain is flashing now O_o

[annacarina]

LOVE IT!!!

[MedievalWerewolf]

Zoom in on the nipple.

Yeah.

[ErichoTTA]

It turned into an eye!

[zokamaru]

so many fruity colors, perfect if you're aiming to get seizures

[shinjaotome]

XD this vid is messd up. but i likes it anyway ^^

[instabilesbeast]

i don't get it. the banana makes me confused @.@

[cappy014]

how is this a game?

[SHiiNiiGAMiii]

Hmm first i wonder how high the people who came up with this game was ^^

And really good job with the translation thnx for that :)

[YanlingSentinel]

One of the best vids on utube to watch when high.

[Nosgoroth]

Ear worm! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

[Tetrisrock]

Does anyone that is a bit more techy than me have the knowledge to make an animated .gif of the bear playing the guitar?

[delirio1987]

the only way i know is to download this video (download helper for firefox), aonvert it to mpeg and then use one of the many programs to create gifs

[Tetrisrock]

The lyrics make this even more addictive. I hadn't watched this trailer in a little while. I'd forgotten how awesome the bear playing the electric guitar solo on an acoustic guitar was.

[deeliciousplum]

yes, didn't you know that bears have this effect on wooden instruments : ) heeheehee

[KiwiKamikaze]

Thank you so much! I've been wanting to sing to this ever since I first saw it on Kotaku! X3

[invaderzim900000]

THANK YOU Msakaji!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

So much!!!! I didn't know what the heck this was.

So it scans your stress levels in your voice??

Do you have it? does it work? can you tell me?

Please!

[kittykattykoo]

weird, scary, yet addictive.

[deeliciousplum]

thanks very much for translating this very unique animation...heh, I would have felt a large piece of this would be missing : )

[IannaRally]

Good Translation!!!

those words are fantastic: I find the song text like full of hope...

and thinking it's just a videogame, like many would say...

[Berthiethesheep]

whahahaa!!

[danethefurry]

I really hope they translate this into english so I can play it on the DS. hehe.

[TheAlmightyKat]

This song will forever be stuck in my head. XDDD

[man0tart]

Wow... this is really weird yet addictive...

[PrincessRisu]

... banana? ... >_>

Cathy song, but it would certainly not be a commercial, exactly what would it be used for?

[Msakaji]

It's a "PV", which is short for Promotional Video. They would show it during special programmes about games or on channels that show games. Also, in the game itself, this song is available to listen to during the credits screen.

[PrincessRisu]

Ok, thank you very much!

[Nailbutter887]

@PrincessRisu I think they used a banana because the banana peel has been sliced down the middle into two halves so its OPEN... get it?

[lishakara]

It's crack for the brain!. . . for the heart?!

I want to try this on Gurren Lagann >D

[bluecrysto]

OMG *falls off chair laughing*

[SpyroxCynder]

lol, I really hope that this comes to america.

[Freezye]

Creepy/Funny stuff, japanese's specialty

Also

I KNOW YOU

[EmotionlessBlue]

Wow....that's crazy... o-o CENSORED OUT PEOPLE!!! O.O Jesus Japan! |D Anyways, looks kinda interesting, if it comes to america I'll at least have to check it out, haha!

[Draksane]

ha. hahah, hahehehahahaha,

HAHAHAHAHAHA!, AHAHAHAHAHEHEHAHAHA!

[Icyfrodo]

bizare

BUT AWESOME AT THE SAME TIME !! IS THAT POSSIBLE ??

[Popcorn1010]

Lol, random acoustic guitar solo XDD

[Thundaaaa]

whoa flying bear

[ShaunK1988]

Whoaaaaa... @_@

[engelsein24]

where can i download the song? someone help

[Darkmire]

Seconded. This song is awesome. :)

[Thixz]

If you have an Esnips acount you can find it rather easy :)

[michbiker]

Way too cool!

[FakePlasticCheese]

02:13 WHAT THE HELL!?!?!

[DjKaczor]

Wow evry nice song and softly vocal xD

[MiNiMaLsAnItY]

the bear playing the guitar startled me!

[Brennsa]

The nipple turning into the bear was what got me.

[ninjafool101]

it's great! but...why is it 6 MINUTES LONG??

[iwantagoodnameplease]

Yes, why is it not 6 HOURS long!?

[AroundTheBlockAgain]

Is anyone else getting really strong Katamari Damacy-like vibes from this?

And loving it?

<3

[DylanM0nkey]

DAMN THATS A CATCHY SONG!

what is the song called?

[Ronaldsan]

I am going to "aquire" this...to mess around with on Saturday...I know someone who says he "never" lies...and I know that isn't true...he is doing a law degree for F-s sake.

[onkelmonokkel]

I might be a bit of a nerd, but I just love this song <3

[MacPh1sto]

I also recently saw this on Cinematech and now I CAN'T STOP WATCHING IT!!! It's like musical crack for the brain! O_O

[SecretChaos]

i wanna put this song on my myspace

XD

[iluvheartless]

kokoro scan kokoro scan su ru kokoro-- NO NO NO MAKE IT STOP!!! I LOVE THIS SONG!!!XD

[DifferentGamer]

AHHH!!! Curse you, catchy song for getting into my head!

[Doomfool]

(っ≧ω≦)っ♡

[mallraider75]

I seen this on G4. It has a very nice tune.

[Doomfool]

They played this last weekend yes?

[OmniSky]

no, the first time was last year around november if i remember correctly

[Doomfool]

pirania chan~ x3

[ZiggyZoko]

Is that some Rub Rabbits at 2:48? =D

[Msakaji]

Yes, it's the same creating studio.

[dirtpants]

Why do I like this song!!! Arrrrrrrghh get outta my head!!!

[KiwiKamikaze]

Love this song very much.

Thanks for the lyrics and translation~!

X3

[produKtNZ]

50sec...... Why just why is he rubbing his nipples?!

1:50, just why does the beat turn into a naked man? and why does the camera focus on the naked man's crotch?

3:07 just why does the bear turn into something nekkid and censored?

There are the questions i could not think of answer to LOL ^_^.

I've seen a lot of anime (in japanese of course), but this is most definitely the most zaniest thing thus far!

oskarisama deshita Msakajki-san :) (not sure on the romaji spelling -_-)

[Msakaji]

Heh, this is not unusual for behavior in Japan.

"Otsukaresama deshita", means "Thank you for your good work!"

[produKtNZ]

lol yea, i knew how to say it, and what it meant... it really was just the spelling ^_^ :P

[Doomfool]

.50 - I think he cold from losing clothes xD

1.50 - They was being silly

3.07 - More silliness

Zooming on nipples to show where heart is.

[DinnerSonic]

I can't believe someone actually subtitled this in English! Finally! I also can't believe I never saw the full version before... or that they had a The Rub Rabbits!/Where Do Babies Come From? cameo. For some reason the lyrics make it more enjoyable to me despite the repeating segments.

[PhantasmXD]

Natural Japanese FTW! God I love it.

[VonOverlord]

I can't thank you enough for translating this song! I too was watching Cinematech and saw this ad. I know enough Japanese to grasp the concept, but this helps fill in the blanks. Thanks Msakaji! You rock!

[Msakaji]

You are very welcome!

[mystique1232]

I really love this song,its great and it has a happy mood.again i say I luuuv this song!!!

[Msakaji]

Yes, I found it cheery, I actually ended up getting the game, too

[PhantasmXD]

HAHA I tried the story mode on that and made a fool of myself by making angry Arnold Schwarzenegger noises to kill magic bears who have done nothing to me....yet....

[PhantasmXD]

This song is awesome! lol for those of you who want this vid, get real player. It lets you download videos straight from youtube and other video sources.

kokoro ni chikakunaru =D 無理。。。あなたのこころです。 That shit's awesome!

[Pashune]

xwx Bad idea in my opinion, unless RealMedia decided to stop loading their software with spyware/adware... There are other software alternatives out there like Youtube grabber and the like O:

[PhantasmXD]

I have been keeping an eye out for that and, so far, it's totally clean =P. Does youtube grabber only work for youtube? Cuz I managed to nab some awesome videogame music from Sega Radio with Real Player. Ur not supposed to be able to get music from them but Real Player let me do it =D.

[Pashune]

It may work with other *.FLV based embedded web page files, but I'm not sure. Some youtube video downloading software will take the file and download it as an *.FLV as it is, or it will download the FLV and convert it to MP4 on the fly (which you will need additional codecs and/or VLC media player to view)

[PharohAmonKhan]

Y'know... I was watching Cinematch on G4 (not what it used to be) and I saw this and I kept flippin' between the history channel about the "Spartans" last stand, and I'm ever so glad I chose to sit this song out! I want it! I need it!! Give it to me!!! I demand it!!!

[eggnog1503]

I am getting this fucking game.

[Msakaji]

I got it, it's fascinating - it certainly taught me a lot of slang I didn't know, heh

[jeremiahmc]

i'm in love with this song.... it's my new theme song to life

[blackcattto]

it´s the best thing I have never seen

[jewleigha5]

I can't stop watching this. The song is the catchiest thing I've ever heard, and I just sit here for minutes on end watching this video with this deranged smile on my face.

[ZJ1986]

I like the music and the song. I saw this on G4TV, thanks for uploading that with the subs!

\(＾ワ＾)/

[bojack13]

Main Entry: win

Pronunciation: \ˈwin\

Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): won  \ˈwən\; win·ning

Date: before 12th century

transitive verb

1 a: to get possession of by effort or fortune b: to obtain by work c: subtitles added to Kokoro Scan done by Msakaji

[OneForJJ]

First Namco x Capcom...now this! I love watching Cinematech at night (the only show I will watch on G4 now) and what they put on that show- some of it is quite amusing! Love this song and trailer!

[XxScarletsShadowXx]

cute! wow that riding banana thing was....well weird. XD i want a kokoro scan!

[awsimo826]

woah woah woah woah woah......im good

[shane12627]

HOLY SHIT, GOD IS RIDING ON A BANANA!

[S54CSL]

nice vid. Subs and good sound. great job dude.

[ObakeTenshi]

Wow....this is...utter crack XD I love it! *laughs*

[nukebass]

After Japaneses invented a plumber with a big mustache that have a mushroom creature as friend, eats mushrooms to became powerful, eats flowers to spit fire, fights against flying turtles and throw vegetables into enemies... well, I can't disbelieve anything these people do. I think you Japaneses live on LSD, lol! Sticky tune indeed... subliminal messages? :-)

[anotaai]

great! I agree