Awesome Comments from Christians

[C00LZ0RZZZ]

i like the music

[thehoodlum1919]

wow there are so many stupid people in the world arent there

[SuperMrAtheist]

hahahaha I have got many comments just like that.

[Edu2503]

I want to skome what Christians smoke. Must be the shit, ya' know?

[zhalfirim]

Great video.  Way to let them speak for themselves.

[MrZardoz777]

Uh, Jesus, could you hurry along & do this rapture thing already? Or maybe come up with some kind of cosmic remedial-language miracle so your adherents can learn basic spelling and grammar?

Thaaaaaanks.

[codeythesilent]

I was unaware that natural selection wasn't observable in nature and was instead an untestable theory... LOLOLOLOL if I ever need a cheap laugh, I'll just keep talking to christians :) Even though I was told not to laugh at the mentally retarded...

[TheBluePortal1310]

I see your following the word of god good job!

[martiandog89]

Yep... some christians are quite sinful. Jesus does not stand for this.

[skaboss3178]

awesome soundtrack, not enough ska linked to pownage

[HappyAtheist76]

I liked this video as soon as I saw the NWO comment. Ah, christians. You never cease to amaze. lol :P

[b33p3rz]

I feel :32 is a troll, based on his next comment O.o

[stupidvid5229]

let athiests believe what they want

[laxguy22655]

Every time a Christian prays for the end of Atheism and skepticism, a new atheist is born :)

[francisthechick13]

Reading these comments made my head hurt.

[lolcattycat]

All those people insulting Christians during the Renaissance were right.

[Nagneto]

I love this song

[panterguy]

These christians need to read another great book. It's called the dictionary.

[GahdeMalprigi1488x]

wwwdotExposingChristianitydotc­om

[over18irish]

IT BURNS

[curiousgeorge1940]

... Boring ! ... all the usual illogical, mindless , rantings & ravings of the hopelessly brainwashed - Found all over the internet !

... They understand nothing about the world they live in : just hoping for a second chance in the afterlife ... ( insert Snicker here )

[curiousgeorge1940]

... Boring ! ... all the usual illogical, mindless , rantings & ravings of the hopelessly brainwashed - Found all over the internet !

[lifevt94hellotoworld]

Atheists aren´t with the demons. Christians are...

GOD HAD A CHOICE WHEN CREATING SATAN (if he exists, which i sincerely hope he doesn´t)

[Mattallica901]

i needed a good laugh today :) thanks

[fatalwish666]

christian people never cease to amaze me....

[gametime6o4]

I've seen some of these comments, and obviously some of those people aren't very smart Christians, check this Bible verse out. 22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, 23 gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law. - Galatians 5:22-23. That's how a Christian is supposed to act, don't say a few peoples mistakes, destroy the whole belief. I am a Christian, and believe it is the only Way (John 14:6) I pray for wisdom:)

[Sk8tr32111]

All these people are right!!! BTW I'm Christian and im proud so if u hated this video and hate Christians at the same tome, then go to he'll cuz u deserv it!!

[rabidsquirrel360]

@Sk8tr32111 If you must troll, at least be good at it

[Samhiuys]

@Sk8tr32111

The video is suppose to make fun of you retarded Christians. LMFAO, you're pretty retarded to not even know that.

[SuperMrAtheist]

@Sk8tr32111 Wow really? Are you serious? 

[DarkHorse0863]

Derp de derp....Science bad, God good. Derp de derp.

[SportingFanatic1906]

LOL,why dissin christians?They do that work them selfs muahahahahahahahhahaha.

Serious i laughed my fucking ass of it this shit dude...Ure the man.

As for you hatin christians go fuck a bitch IN THE ASS and u will fell jesus.

[QuestionAll1]

I wonder if the delusion of beliving in god affects your spelling. Oh no wait! These hill-billies dont have a real education, making the gullable to anything! Thats why they believe in fairy tales and have horrible spelling! Case closed.

[chill9009]

@QuestionAll1 Well, if that's the case then the guy that left the comment right above yours believes in God because he can't spell either.

[Sweddude]

0:57 will go to hell acording to his own bible :P

You are not allowed to call someone a fool :P

Mat:22-25

[BlankPicketSign]

Fucking Birds! How do they work?!

=^_^=

[valkyrie034]

This is fuckin' hilarious.

[cam45m51]

Lauph out luod.

[01greenbud]

@raachel167 The bible is bronze age desert scribbles, you believe it because you were taught to from birth.

[lautz73]

@raachel167 The bible is the truth because the bible says so? How about any outside proof that the bible is the truth and then you may have an arguement for the bible. But using a book to prove that that same book is the truth is really stupid.

[graymouse13]

@raachel167 your funny

[dd70blondee]

Many people is asking...where that dude learned English, dickwad.

These were great for giggles :)

[MikeyyPe]

blasphemy is my favorite....they don't destroy their own argument by saying something else

[bufferkiller]

I love you. Thank you for posting this!

[mnazz89]

hahaha thank you for sharing. This made my night.

[VenomFrogX]

Modern christianity, a placebo security blanket for the insecure.

[DaveTarnoczy]

If I said "There are zombies" Would you believe me. If I gave you a book which said Zombies were Real, would you believe me? If the Zombie walked up to you, Would you believe then? Apply God Instead of Zombies after you answer. Thats what god really means to me. Show Yourself!

[Quintinohthree]

@DaveTarnoczy

The bible says zombies, or at least people getting up out of their graves, are real, so don't even use that example. Matthew 27:51-53

Use something like leprechauns or so, something that's specific, unlikely and not originated in the middle eastern culture.

[TheNamelessCharacter]

I had to stop and make Popcorn these were so funny.

[sawphiee]

Hahahahaa. Wow, some people are so, so, retarded.

[iamchevyman5]

btw, anyone have the link to the atheist comments Veritas48 posted? I wanna c.

[iamchevyman5]

There are going to be stupid people on each side of every argument. Sometimes they're called radicalists. Kinda like atheists who say we should kill all religious people because then there will be no more violence caused by religion. EL OH EL.

Anyone know what a geographic choke-point is?

[dookiecheez]

Oh man...I can just feel that infamous Christian love, mercy, forgiveness, and grace.

[Samuraionthewall]

@dookiecheez Makes you sympathize with god for committing his famous acts of genocide, doesn't it? So many stupid people, he must've been very embarassed to mess up s badly in front of the other gods. ;)

[dookiecheez]

@Samuraionthewall

Well, if I drop the premise of god and base my understanding of his limitations on the scripture, which makes god so human then maybe a stretch of the imagination could permit me to sympathize for humor's sake.

[Sybsop]

I do wonder sometimes, does religion make people this stupid, or do people flock to religion because they're already stupid to begin with.

Whatever the case, after watching this video and many others like it, plus my own interactions with a plethora of nutjobs on the internet. I can confidently state that the world's mental institutions aren't even nearly as full as they freakin should be.

[Coverfire14]

Oh, and I completely lost it at "evolutionize".

[Coverfire14]

The funniest thing is that most (not all) Christian commenters who respond have can't even spell simple words correctly. It's ridiculous, no one is going to take your opinion seriously if your comment consists of "U god hating asshoel I hop u brun in helll!!!!".

[toofattocare77]

hilarious

[Pepsipoo66]

Most of the comments i couldn't read until i stopped the video and reread them a few times, they still made no sense. All i got out of it was we are all going to go to hell and thats how we will know god is real and that it was the birds that f**ked everything up.

[HackNinja420]

Thanks to jesus we have puplic shame from collection plates (as if people cant donate in private... but the church makes more money with the shame method), molesting priests (they used to leave all their money to their wives but the church didnt get rich that way), bullshit reasons to wage holywar (google the crusades), televangelists(shudder),spooky ass mormons(comedy central south park mormon episode a must see) i could go on and on but i only have about 36 characters remaining heheh.

[bobplatypus]

Birds, man.

Fuckin' birds...

[Zackperry7]

its trure u people need to stop beliving his and other non belivers LIES if you die without repentance you will REGRET IT

[Odyssey420show]

This is very amusing... pretty conditional comments for people of a religion which is supposed to practice unconditional love.

[Ye4hBuddy]

Wow, that kike one was a response to me :O i feel so important!

[viking977]

err, most of those were my soq accounts...sorry

[KiaOra53]

Classic.

Aren't they sooooo sweet and kind - God's little helpers.

[basilsullivan]

Didn't god create spell check or dictionaries? No? That explains a lot.

[basilsullivan]

Christians make me laugh when I'm not terrified of their lunacy. Not much of a presentation they make. They come off as passive aggressive haters.

[daemonowner]

natural selection is not the basis for the theory of evolution. It is the mechanism. Still, thats the closest thing here to being right.

[Jenkomolenko]

Some pretty hateful christians out there who hate because u question the existence of their invisible master. Also lovin the one that said evolution didnt make sense cause the bible says god made man. Great argumentation

[TheHeretic28]

2:08 is fucking hysterical.

[enkeksinickia]

LMAO!! Great video, ty! Here´s a few fresh ones:

"respnd to this video already i belive in deamons, wizards and witches, and yes we did kill many witches but somehow its not permitted anymore"

Same user:

"because there are athists which also is considered a religion, they can do whatever they want because they are animals consistent of blood and meet and some bones only thing they care is evelotion, this means the most strongest wins what they want zombies without a soul dead and gone

[socialgarbage2]

Yep, those sound like just about every christian I've ever met.

[nunyabizzzzzzz]

the person at 2:26 sounds like one of those scary homeless people

[Xcoming2]

name of song plz

good vid

[deathmetalguy666]

@Xcoming2 Elena, By: Bacilos



[Londron]

How very Christianlike.

You know, Christians should read what that Jesusguy said they're so much talking about.

[daemonowner]

@Londron Hey, wasn't it jesus who told the people around him to find the unbelievers and take them infront of him, and slaughter them at his feet? I forget the verse...

[Londron]

@daemonowner

I couldn't care what less what the bible said :p.

[daemonowner]

@Londron Well, if you cherry pick, there might be a few unbloodied verses... aside from that, i don't see a reason to take my morality from a bronze-age book, so I suppose we are in agreement more or less.

[dolafbrown]

Keep on the fight AHughman08! :) These were true in showing the real hearts of all the fundies out there. ROFL!

[sleazybtd]

Am I supposed to laugh or cry at this?

[Nagneto]

I love the music!

[carlcartman]

Jesus can give them eternal life. But he can't tah them to spell or use proper grammar. 

[blazearmoru]

u makes people sad XD

[Philippians1v27]

It's obvious most of these people barely passed grade school and need help in seeing what God wants from their lives. Anyway, I'll never claim that everyone who says "I am a Christian" actually is one, sadly enough most people just try to use it to say they are better than others. That's the opposite of Christ who "Christians" are supposedly representing. I appreciate your videos but I follow Christ with my life.

[Jayoung1000]

Most of those are prolly just trolls lol. Same with Veritas's videos even though they're gone. Still funny though.

[Chaaarge]

this is better than porn

[IvoryChalice]

Wow....that was just painful to watch. These christians need some psychological help, and grade school english classes.

[theshredator]

"shit in my face I'll fucking kill you" omg lmao

[JamezH22]

lol I find it hilarious how many spelling mistakes there are in these comments.

[bakersk8r41]

as long as there is idiots that cant think for themselves there will be religion

[kram83au]

@bakersk8r41 that my freind is a quality statement, though some of it comes from masses of insecurity in others. the sad thing is they come onto the internet attacking science, when there whole world is surrounded by science. i used to try and point this out and reason with them, but some of them are just deeply ignorant and have no understanding of what there attacking. if only we could breed out such morrons, the world would be a far better place. hail the FSM. LOVE AND PEACE TO YOU MAN..

[cr4yv3n]

"evolutionize" =))

[AnarchalPatriarch]

@cr4yv3n When I read that word, I actually snorted. Amazing.

[DragonGreenFire]

I would pay good money to buy a 2 hour dvd of this.

[AwantedNinja]

This is so funny. hahaha

[Cromwell523]

lol´d

[KaelaCarver]

"The existence of birds literally destroys...the theory of evolution." My favorite :)

[Uzzie101]

@KaelaCarver Mine too, but I also love "wicked ploy". haha!

[kaitoukidsama95]

wht?

i didnt even can laugh

the comment arent too funny

but it sure rough

[TomSpitzy]

2:01

Damn you, Poe's law.

[MjrMassiker]

It's like they dropped a bunch of computers into the stinkiest lowliest most god-fearing village in medieval England.

The kind of place where they burn left-handed people as witches and elect goats as local ministers.

[LordSlag]

HHAHAAA!! Thumbs up. Good video, YOU WORTHLESS KIKE! That labor camp guy had to be some neo-nazi or something.

[MisleadGuidance]

Dem crazy christians.

[Scuzzy89]

OH MY GOD, NOT "JEWSTRALIA!" D:

[Theimmortalwhitewolf]

Yes everyone we all know then atheist and their EVILution is trying to take us god Christians down. they are always pressing down on us so that we will turn away from Jesus( because Zeus, thor. etc from thousands of years ago were not the 1 true god) my god is the true god. There only 2.1 billion Christians in the world. that only ~1/3. we are so opposed.*cries* i pray for all the souls as you burn in hell while i seat on a cloud with my father god. (if you can't tell this is sarcasm)

[blazefire2]

@Theimmortalwhitewolf

Ignorant idiot. Evolution is proven. Atheists believe in NO god, not zeus(which isn't the only god in paganism, Thor isn't the only god in Nordic polytheism, and they weren't only from thousands of years ago, people still believe in their existance.)

I'm not even going to refute the rest, because I don't know which part the 'if you can't tell this is sarcasm' covers, either you're an idiot, or you're an idiot d*****bag.

Oh, and what's a god Christian?

[Theimmortalwhitewolf]

@blazefire2 1st off my whole comment was sarcasm. How they claim to be oppressed while being the largest religious group in the world. 2nd the spell check didn't mark it so i didn't notice. its suppose to be good christian. 3rd I talked about the other gods, because it gets old my god is the true good, their has been dozens of major religions, and 10000+ of regional religions and 100,000+ local and tribal religious, and they keep coming,just like Scientology and the Mormons.

[Theimmortalwhitewolf]

Before you jump down someones throat and run around with an axe why didn't you not simply message me to find out what part of my comment sarcasm. It seems to me you just want to run around and call people an idiot. You are on par with some of my many creationist and of the large christian group itself. If you simple take the time and explain things you will find someone will change their opinion on evolution. 1 such case was when i give the scientific definition of theory to a guy that (cont)

[Theimmortalwhitewolf]

(cont) believe it only had the everyday use  meaning guess. when i explained to him what the world theory really meant in the science world, he apologized for not understanding that before, and said if someone told him that earlier he wouldn't have argued with so many people on youtube. So message and try and have a civil convection before you run over and start calling people idiots.

[Theimmortalwhitewolf]

Never underestimate the power of a semi-intelligent person with agenda in a group full of uneducated idiots.

[qqs764]

Damn, it was like reading Time Cube all over again.

[lardo444]

Oh man, I'm embarrassed to be part of the human race.

peace, lardo.

[JustRockinMan]

Silly christians. *laughs*

[comedianboy567]

@JustRockinMan stupid freaking atheists. *gets God to strike them with lightning so they know he exists* OK, all better...

[blazefire2]

@comedianboy567

OH HERP DERP ALL ATHIIIIEST R DUMB I R SRY WE SO STOOPID ND WE JST JALOS OF U CHRISTCHINS CUZ U R SO SMART ND U KNO EVERYTING!

stupid freaking christian. Where's your evidence of this, and why were you watching this video? This person gave actual examples of christian arguments, most with horrible grammar and logic. You only have called us stupid, and misspelled a word while saying Christians were smart.

[comedianboy567]

@blazefire2 the reason I was waching this video was because I wanted to see how Christians were proving the other people wrong so the next time I get into an argument with an atheist, I'll have some comment to use against them. But for some stupid reason, this video wasn't what I EXPECTED it to be!!! I have called atheists stupid because, well, mostly, they ARE!!! Oh, I re-read my comment, and I didn't see any spelling mistakes.

[Juxtaroberto]

@comedianboy567 Most Christians don't even know their own bibles very well, and you actually expect them to prove anyone wrong about anything?

[screech519]

I need Jesus like I need a hole in the head...

[SRH911]

Wait, WHAT? Birds disprove evolution?

UGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

*facepalm*

[SamhainTheDark]

I've noticed that nearly all of those statements didn't even make sense because of spelling errors.

[baahhhFATALITY11]

Typical christian compassion/ logic for you. Enjoy. Godamn it was hilarious XD

[LastDayInSin]

Why does God get all the stupid people and bad musicians? llol

[conejaverde]

This is so depressing... I wish I could say it surprises me how hypocritical these people are. And why do they all have such atrocious grammar? *sigh...*

[nightmathzombieethan]

@conejaverde Coz ther edgumacated in good christian skools that dont teech no garbige lyk evulushun.

I feel embarassed and frightened that I live in the same country as these morons.

[tielec01]

It's true, birds disprove natural selection, they are just so GODDAMN WEAK. I hate them so much. Fukn birds!

[nightmathzombieethan]

@tielec01 Amen brother, those birds can fuck right off!

LMAO

[Megaritz]

A lot of West African email scammers are religious, strangely enough. They think it's okay to steal people's money if they ask forgiveness after each time, I guess. If you respond to their scam emails with a message saying you're an atheist, they will sometimes forego their scam attempt to go on a long diatribe about how you should convert to their religion. I know this from personal experience. Their rants are sometimes even more outrageous (and badly written) than the ones in this video.

[cdphatty]

yikes

[MapleRevolutions]

Reasons for the dumbing down of America:

-Fluoride water

-Television

-Chemtrails

-Christianity

[nightmathzombieethan]

@MapleRevolutions Sad but true

[dismo77]

I didn't laugh it actually makes me sad people can be that retarded the cheery music didn't help either :(

[itscooltobeyou]

ahahah I needed a laugh, so great. XD

[wickedenchanter]

I had to subscribe--anyone who gets these comments must be doing something right.

[Lightercutt]

Soo so so so sad

[carlcartman]

Darn it. The hate comments I receive aren't half as funny.

[skywing07]

I think i facepalmed to every single comment in this video.

[TheNamelessCharacter]

@skywing07 I did a combination of laughing my ass off and face-palming.

[jbradshaw1]

I hope you enjoy hell while Satan is buttfucking your mouth....just kidding....thought the video was hilarious.

[AnnaBarton10]

Sorry you got all of these awful comments

[mitenzouki]

wait. whats the detail with the birds did you ever get an expansion on that because that sounds like an loltastic argument.

Also some of those sound like trolls.

[Bangutray]

Those are not very "christian" things to say

[lc237]

Pathetic but hilarious!

[Atheismisthetruth]

Such love is shown by the Xians!

[Cuythulu]

you should have posted the users´s names.

[LegolessVideos]

those damn birds got me again...

[JOHNINCOLUMBUS]

Why does this violent speech from Christians come out of their mouths everytime?...oh yeah, from their violent, evil, hateful god...oops, I forgot!

[airandfingers]

i love the last comment. when you die, then you'll realize how sorry you'll be.

[theshadow013]

Wow, some of these comments are horrendous :(

[RogueRiley]

ROFL

[noXception]

christians are evil stupid people. I cringe at even typing the word christian!

[agirlinglass]

Biblioworship anyone?

Why is it that half the bible is contained with a God of wrath and the other half is God of Mercy.

Think: put two and two together.

[prisonshadows]

I get it now... A. Hughman = a human.

[theprodigy2186]

Yay Dogma!!

[holio84]

The the bible and drugs gets you the Manson family. The bible and lust for power gets you Hitler, Jim Jones, David Quresh. The belief in spirits gets you Haunted house and psychic frauds. The bible and vanity gets you Ted Haggard, Jimmy Swagert, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Billy Graham, etc, etc, etc.

[BayushiEisaku]

When this baby reaches 88 stupid comments per hour, you're going to see some serious shit!

[Nostalgicmusicvideos]

I wish these religious NUTS would spend little more time getting better educated than reading bible.

[83zeus]

that one dude wanted you to shit on his face! with all the crazy biblical laws, how is that not a sin?

[qedyt]

It is sad to see how much hatred and loathing religion inspires. Many more reasons to resist religion.

[whydoineedmoney]

@qedyt spirituality!

[petslet]

Blasphemy! xD

[ominousone8]

Christianity is what happens when stupid uneducated people get together in large groups.

[kayman92]

@ominousone8 No that's religion dummy :)

[TheCaptainLulz]

@ominousone8 I thought that was called democracy???

[comedianboy567]

@ominousone8 no, Christianity is what happen when smart people learn the truth about God.

[PlanetBongoSan]

@comedianboy567 living up to your name there funnyman :)

[blazefire2]

@comedianboy567

you mean 'happens'. Yea, you really proved your point there.

[jtlorussell3]

@2:27

Sense. That comment made none.

[andromita23]

I I don't even know what to say about these comments.... It's a wonder this UGLY world is coming to an end!

[mrx0066600]

Obafa??? "F" isn't even near the letter "M" on keyboard ???

[Drucef]

@mrx0066600: It was "Obarfa". Yeah, whoever typed that is an idiot. This is a great example of the majority of the religious right in this country.

[4SCARECROWS]

The comments in the vid tell me that these people have 2 asses one on top and one on bottom. The one on top is very big.