Sh*t Pakistani Guys Say!!!

[MalikAfrasayab]

You Got Struck At 1:03 But Still Awsome

[xoxYummyyxox]

Hahahah Imran Khan and Alif hu Allah made me laugh loads.

[floujee]

lol business ISTARt kertay hain ......hahaa

[Notisp10]

1:00  waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?????

[Videopersonstuff]

please add subtitles to dis vid

[abeerhkhan]

@Videopersonstuff click the "cc" button. I have already added the subtitles.

[sonnet786]

oye bachi check kar haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahh­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahaha....!!!!!

[afghans4eva]

hey no offence but you should add more thing. "Yo are Afghani? Muslim brothers"

[nirvanarul5120744]

lolzzzzzzzzzz... quiet true!!!

[hgoyal26]

i'm an indian (from punjab) Our dialect is also the same !! lol !!

Katreena mil jaye bas lol !!!! Too good acting !! too good !!!!!!!

[haadk1701901]

too good yaar pakistanis are really like that

[movania89]

what was this concept!!! ???

[aliniazgd]

I CAN watch this million times, and I will still be enjoying it. :D

kamal kiya haay aap nay banay ker yay video :)

[adeelkhancomsian]

uff hoye... it got 69k+ views in 6 weeks 0.O

[adeelkhancomsian]

nice :)

[makemelaff20]

CHECK OUT MY VIDEOS PEEPS!!...

[ainwee]

Hahahahaha. Awesome. 

[greatizhar]

how to apply for youtube partnership

[cold2day9]

sooooooo trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i love u!!

[ILYxx15]

Love the video. Can you tell me which song it is when he says "Light a gai lekin gas nahi ai"

[maxin16able]

@ILYxx15 jugni by arif lohar

[anumh1]

good effort... but continuous repetition of almost every sentence kinda killed it.

[1stHeartbreaker]

hahahahhahah boht aaaaaallllaaaaa

it reminded of my college life when all v friends use too do it

[dadvoc666]

funny indeed

but why every line is repeated 2wice

it got on my nerves in the end

[arsalansvideos]

gr8 work beeru...keep it up bro...cha gya hai

[zareeeennn]

nice one! 

[SonnyLondon1]

Brilliant!!

[skinroids]

HOW MUCH DOES "boogie2988" make???

[Hoboslikecheese]

Damn I laughed so hard!!!!!!!!

[GladiatorShield]

is that Urdu....or punjabi...assuming it is Urdu

[abeerhkhan]

@GladiatorShield Its a blend. But more dominantly urdu :)

[TheGamingXLegend]

@abeerhkhan haha same language... why did u repeat it over an over again?

[TheGamingXLegend]

@abeerhkhan haha chi ( tea ) its very addicting to parents...

[cuteattiq]

@abeerhkhan Actually this language is a little closer to Pashtou.

You should make a video with a Pathan friend indeed. That would be a good idea.

[hisham5603]

@GladiatorShield it is urdu

[hussy785]

Hahaha Beero tu to actor ban gya hamary sath hota tha tab to chawlain hi maarta tha waqai :P:P:P

[VioletSky667]

Excellent! good job.

[MinaLafrance]

NICE! check out my version:)) 'Shit egypt guys say (jersey shore parody)"

[TheNilofar57]

antt hii kr gay boss :p

[TheNilofar57]

sochh haii teri ahahahahhhaha..chawleein na mar :P

[Izzyeasy21]

LOL I have one Pakistani friend and whenever we left a place he always said "chalo beta" didnt know what it meant for the longest time.

[kmhlover4life]

Lmaoo u reminded me of a person who uses the bachi lines :P

[undertakerwwf1]

Very funny .

[mehreenahsen]

"Mein bhi nai dekhta Indian movies yaar"

Hahahaha. Good stuff. Love it. But a lot of the stuff you didn't have to repeat thrice.. Just kills it!

[uzairlover123]

hahahahahah the sons's son's son's son's daughter's wedding or what ever was hilarious

[TheHCrafter]

LOOOL ABEER your to funny

[hacimandem2]

i cant get the substitiles

[abeerhkhan]

@hacimandem2 Click the "CC" button for subtitles :)

[hcouragedogy]

hahahaahahah =D hahaahah super duper =D pappu clip !!!

[iwantitpaintedblack]

LOL @ Kya tabaii anthh bamboo popat bachi ay :P hahahahahhaaahahahahahhaaha

[LilFloMusic]

hahaha Dope

[NYCbound11]

So glad to see you doing big things

[abeerhkhan]

@NYCbound11 Thanks man! yeah.....it's been a long journey, and now I am about to hit 1 million views. I still remember when I made a video about getting 300 subscribers. lol

That was such an effort then. Ahh....good old days. By the way I saw you doing comedy. So did you switch to comedy or have you planned to do both?

[KarissaxLoser]

You should post this again but with subtitles

[abeerhkhan]

@KarissaxLoser Click the "CC" for subtitles. I have spend over and hour to write those subtitles. :)

[shozzin]

check out my video and subscribe if u like it

[Mickeysyed]

LMFAOOO, Amazing yaar!

[Dojkiii]

bachiyon wale shawk hain teray :p

[Dojkiii]

Oh bhaaiiinss :D

[withoutmalicexo]

Good.

[lifeisgolden41]

damn this would be a lot funnier in english because I know some Pakistanis and there's a lot of funny shit they say in.. uhm i dunno... english!

[sherryqazi]

excellent!! very close to real life!!

[sabiyalz]

ala yar sare words bolte aen :D

[1SikandarAli]

Imran Khan ko vote dena ha na \m/

[0707HAIDER]

Ra One, Body Guard Dekhi?? :P

haan me b Nai Dekhta..=D

That's the Best Thing in this Clip..=D

[ahsanfaruqi]

oh bhainsssssss



[ahsanfaruqi]

oh bhainsssssss

[tahanoman1212]

But a good job

[tahanoman1212]

Panjabi paindu :)

[AHMED6150]

@tahanoman1212 Punjabi?? He's Urdu speaker the way he say Business istart kartay hain...

[abeerhkhan]

@baaliboi This is supposed to be joke ... It means that they repeat this line over and over again many times a day ...

[mbgohar99]

awesome dude *thumbs up* :)

[chiRal123]

This is way to Urdu speaking - you should hear how we talk up in Lahore and Islamabad.

[lucifierify]

@chiRal123 thats how pakistanis are!

[TheRainmaker78]

haha so truu (sadly).... well done

[MagnusGoGo]

OH BHAINS!

[hassaanzia110]

gay lag raha hai tu :D

[dronzai]

Lol xx

[TheClubshaker]

lol

[sullay16]

yaar which song is this in the end!! i think its by noori but cant remember its name.. plz let me knw the name of the song cheers

[JustShutUpAndLoveMe]

@sullay16 it's HUMSAFAR's theme song

[sameer482]

@sullay16 It's HAMSAFAR drama title song..

[mourdryu]

LOLZZ Bro im not Pakistani!!! in indian :P .. bt ALL my Pakistani frends do this.. Legit!!!!

[omairification]

thora aur natural hota tou fit hota anyways alaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[kiy90]

perfect! loved the ending. I started hating this kind of videos till i saw this! HAHA



[MajdiGrafix95]

Hahahahahahahhahaa

[xXBlackxRebelXx]

you sound punjabi

[buddhabilla]

1:50

Haha, waise universal baat he, dunya mein kahin bhi sifarish ke baghair job nahin milti :(

[MrBmfulzele]

this was awesome.most of this shit is said by indian guys as well.in fact almost all of them.

[RainManRises]

Not funny

[theorylamp]

You spoke sairakhi at 2:10. Cool language.

[MrJustchill21]

@theorylamp No.. its Urdu..

[8271652]

Nice man you are the only Pakistani vlogger I came across hitting the subscribe button, keep up the good work

[TheMechengr]

EXCELLENT

[heyafnan]

1:57

[llooll445566]

I literally had to LOL on Humsafar. They used Humsafar on "shit pakistani girls say" as well. Humsafar is a craze, man. I love it.

[chandlersmirks]

"Kya tabahi anthh bumboo POPAT bachhi hai!!"

[sohaibahmed92]

Kya baat hai bhai its funny and true bro its good to see someone making videos in urdu

[truemanzshow]

31 haters ...

you rock man

[rajaumershahzad]

lol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,its awsome dude

[money112221]

bro u should speak in english

[TheSmoshrules]

pure fob lol

[Lhumairrr]

''THORA CREDIT SHARE KARDEY, BHAI NHI HAI?''

LMFAO I DIED!!!!!!!!!!

[plastixx]

...translation pls?

[wafaranikhan]

Lol good one 

[jamilasalaam]

hehehe funny bhai...thank u for the laugh... from a sister in new york !!!!!

ma asalama !

[arsal987]

Buhooot Allaaaa.... :P Bandaa Bhoola ha magar video chikani haa.. \m/

[crooonera]

im a karachite,and dont like it.. it not even close to a karachi accent. he's a punjabi paindu. saying " chawalen na maar" actauly yeh chawlen hi maar rha hai.

abay oye.. tu kabhi karachi aya bhi hai?

[jalaluddinisa]

Veena Malik is not 200% less hotter than Paris. She's like a god compared to Paris Hilton

[captainspiwtf]

hahaha the fact that I cringed a thousand times watching this speaks about the accuracy of the satire.

[saadhirani]

he forgot SCENE AWN HAI. and BOUY. what kind of a pakistani is this burger!?

[shakkill]

And I thot it'd be some dumb copy video.. But awesome job..

[rockingsufyan]

bahahahahahahahha

[6downtown9]

he is wearing ripped shirt at 0:34 thumbs up if u see that.

[202naseem]

wtf is this?

[khanzamania]

hahahah this was really so damn true

[mobtheaqua]

booot alaaaaa yar....gr8 job buddy....lolz

[sachal89]

u have a potohari accent and its awesome!

[guycc123]

I had Seriously Crazy Laugh man :D

[Knickknack7450]

Sooo funny hahahaha

[3rdtimemaya]

Sounds more like what Pakistani Punjabi guys say...

[kiratornator]

So not acurate

[TheMainman518]

You can move the subtitles lol

Your welcome!

[Molari]

hahaha chal treat thay!

[Saaderino]

Hey Abeer can you show us your house? xD

[Pleeezing]

shazada.....



[djbkfm]

@djbkfm tht kid is a paki kid

[ikjadoon]

Flipping hilarious. :D

[victor2k5]

chawlein naa maar :P

[NoobBusterable]

Dude who the f*^%k gave u this idea man this is not comedy its a dissapointment i was going to subscribe but now im not gonna do it

[devillskull]

awesome yaara. dil khush kar diya.

[eMoXEcStaCy]

Nyce

[EndOfaDarkCampaign]

ahaahahahha oh god

[41882khalid]

very well made



[SohaibIrshad]

o bhains!!!!

[CrackHoney]

Chal ' Soooota ' marain. hahaha! Thmbs up!

[Anam23987]

Oye Behansssss...... hahahahaha.... good work... :)

[sana789]

yd you repeat eerything two times??? that made it less funny

[Rameez77]

nyc effort boss. But dnt make a title like "Shit Pakistani Guys Say!!!".

[mxahme]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO A SHIT BROWN AUNTIES SAY.

[DollableDime]

lmfaooo this shit is jkes

[aarif0711]

this is shit punjabi guys say, its different in karachi and peshawar.

[ahadss]

ye ek baat 3 baar repeat kerne ka sense nahi samjh aya

[mmm187]

Dude youve missed out on a lotta stuff and I believe your from Isloo or Lahore by your accent so more Punjabi Humour in it! Khites wont get it lol But considering you took an hour to make it, its awesome! And props for being the first one too! ;p

[CullenHearts]

"OYE! A POTENSHAAAAAL" You should've added that one too. 

[TaYmOuR46]

Uma Chay banah DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

[jahanzaib1993]

Hahah kamaal . . So true!!

[innocuoushunter]

hahahhaha

[RunningAround525]

AMAZING. Looove it! Do you live in Pakistan?

[abeerhkhan]

@RunningAround525 Thanks bro. Yeah! I am in Islamabad.

[xoxohelloxoxo]

@abeerhkhan if you live in Pakistan then how do you know English so will? sorry for the ignorant question, but I'm just wondering. (I'm also Pakistani).

[maldine12345]

"jigger katrina mil jae bus" lol

[maldine12345]

well done. will subscribe just for this video!

[0watchyourback0]

haahahha great!! :D

[az015]

hahaha this is halarious

[acookiee]

hahahahahaha nice...

[mejt223]

MAKE SURE TO CLICK THE "CC" CLOSED CAPTION BUTTON WHEN WATCHING THIS VIDEO. ITS ALL BEEN SUBTITLED FOR US.

[stnsbka1]

hahaahhaahhah this is how u earn on youtube!!!!!!!!!! fit hai!

[x950z]

I'm so gonna hit the subscribe button :D

[abeerhkhan]

@x950z You are my man :D

[baybeebunny1]

this is so funny!!! <3 I have one I made called 'shit middle eastern girls say' but its the americanized version !!

[haevyhitter2002]

penduu !!! chughat :D



[haevyhitter2002]

aby ye bnda chaval ha... koi larki bolti to respons ma... to set tha :D

[mz2bhai]

i liked the hamsafar part :D

[ONLYUSEmeBITCH]

oye title change kar

[trailblazer699]

Please change the title to 'Shit Pakistani Boys say'....thanks

[trailblazer699]

Please change the title to 'Shit Pakistani Boys say'....thanks

[AsKaGangsta]

lol I didnt understand anything but it is still funny azz hell!

[samanthaksa]

This is just someone speaking literally in their own language...

[abeerhkhan]

@samanthaksa please use the close caption, I spent an hour to make it.

[salamsirsalamsir]

@samanthaksa uh not really... it's the slang