I know Seras is on their side, but still, those men are really brave (or foolish) to attempt this kind of joke with a girl who if she wanted could be just as murderous as the creatures they are fighting...
@wolfkiba1000 lol's, her chest armour has tit space on it, and Pip calls her a Dyke earlier on, that's an insult for women only, unless your one veeery strange man XP
@chee006 Stop comparing Hellsing to Naruto, it has nothing to do with Naruto, and a fucked up version of Gaara? ...If anything GAARA's a dimmed down version of HIM. Afterall, Hellsing was made well before Naruto... Well, not the OVA's, but the manga and the original Anime. (Hellsing Ultimate is more true to the Manga, so that defeats the argument of "Hellsing Ultimate is different from Hellsing")
why were they fucking stupid enough to just stand there...i mean like really one they stopped firring bad move shouldve just had rifles keep firing on the little dudes grenades on the giant dyke XD it would work
lol it's so typical for anime to turn most of their females into squealing, naïve airheads (not too often airheads, but you get my point). Luckily Seras' personality shifts between that and being BAMF, but she's a vampire for god's sake, why doesn't she set them straight or threaten the guys to get respect? It wouldn't be hard for her. Or they're teasing her like big brothers, guess that it's easy to get that kind of complex when there's only one girl in a batallion.
@6HagareNo6Yumi6 (though that theory quickly dies regarding their sexual harassment, otherwise it would be really wrong :P) Anyway, I would've slapped or told the guy who patted me off if I was in Seras place, but like I said she's too naïve. Or it was his comment, makes his objective seem much less perverted.
@twilightdawn1 haha I know what you mean. Ya every guy is somewhat of a perv, I just mean when it come down to it I can push those thoughts out of my head and be serious :p sorry bout my old comment it wa not meant to be offensive
@zabuzaSouless hey no meaning for calling me a retard (even though my friends would beg to differ XD) haha but I was watching it and I guess I just didnt see it, there's alot of things I have seem where they get that wrong. But you didn't answer question 1! Where the heck does she carry thos ginormous magazines on her little skin tight police uniform withouth any visible signs of them! :p lol
Two things 1: where does Seras keep her extra magazines????
2: there's a problem with how the Captain reloaded his Ak-47, you can't push the magazine straight in, when you put it in you have to hook it in forward then slide it up and make sure it's locked in.
@japajew6 Maybe it was much further than 500 metres?, But yeah, I found that to be weird as well, unless the gun she used for shooting that female vampire in one of the first ovas had a scope?
Lawl! Too bad they didet put the song Bernadotte sings in the earier parts. The on eabout eskimo pussy!!! He sings it when Seras is there, and she thinks she's being sexualy harrassed...but if she only knew the truth!!! I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT PARTS!!!...wait! I can wait! I dont want Pip to die!!! Even though i haz allready read that part...-,..,-
lol, they're acting like high-school boys while under fire with enemies all but pouring in... but, hey, it' might be the be last kiss they get, so... XD
can you imagen how screwed zorin wolud have been if alucard was there?
i mean... zorin acts all high and mighty and the nazi vampires act all powerful...but as alucard shows they're pathetic compared to him and seres... so i think it would be funny if alucard was there from the start... would have been funny to watch xD
You call them "pathetic", but it was their brilliant master plan which removed Alucard from the equation. Millennium seeks to "overthrow" Alucard. It isn't over till its over.
Hypothetically speaking if Alucard was there from the start it would have played out pretty much the same as it soon will in OVA 8. Hell on earth.
but i still find the nazis pathetic...i mean at least luke valentine put up a fight...these nazi vampires arnt strong...they're just praying on innocent humans...
Zorin would indeed be screwed, her little power will have no effect on him (watch next OVA and you will see why after Seras becomes immune to it), shes patheticly weak without it, as Seras shows once she becomes immune and tears her apart.
yup...and alucards stronger than seres and has mastered all his powers so i think she'd just have had her powers turned on her xD
and zorin is just like all the other nazi vampires and all the other vampires alucard fights... they're all weak except have a few tricks up their sleeves.
@Cloud2080 Zorin may be weaker than Alucard (who isn't, that guy equals an undead Chuck Norris), but she seems more powerful than alot of the earlier vampires from the anime, class C or B maybe? I can't remember if she healed herself after Seras' bullet, but she can create illusions, that's not exactly nothing. She may be even stronger or have physic powers, I wouldn't know yet since I haven't watched further than this.
If she tripped at 8:13 that would've ruined the moment
huskycommander 2 days ago
the japanese dub is retarded! nazis dont speak japanese!
shadow5041 1 week ago
@shadow5041 Just like americans do not speak german. Still I watch King of Queens & Doug suddenly is speaking german.
KITTYCLUSTERFUCK 5 days ago
there middle in a fight they loose and arent serious at all.
well there u see it girls in battle make the guys to perverts xD
Shikamaru1801 1 week ago
beat up nazis my friend mignonette will do a lot worse to those wann bes
GnosisZX 1 week ago
Seras sounds like an angry caterpie when all the soldiers are periving on her XD
Frozenkoldfury 1 week ago
1:40 ok, that's it, call the power rangers!
cyberneticdex69 4 weeks ago
Geese mercenaries: we will tell it like it is...hey, you're the one paying us.
LTamazil 1 month ago
I know Seras is on their side, but still, those men are really brave (or foolish) to attempt this kind of joke with a girl who if she wanted could be just as murderous as the creatures they are fighting...
Theokal3 1 month ago
Finding
your
inner
badassness
nepolyte 2 months ago 2
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lmao "captain ur a pervert!" XD
KawaiiCutieRebelKiss 3 months ago
Nevermind the wounded...Its SEXUAL HARASSMENT TIME!!!
LNiXxX 3 months ago 4
4:38 O_O HER!!!!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS A HE!!
wolfkiba1000 4 months ago
@wolfkiba1000 lol's, her chest armour has tit space on it, and Pip calls her a Dyke earlier on, that's an insult for women only, unless your one veeery strange man XP
vc180191 3 months ago
@vc180191 Well i am not a man, i am girl! ^^'
wolfkiba1000 3 months ago
"captain ur a pervert!"
JagEterCoola 4 months ago
Is that how you say fuck in japanese?
RogueTKDSoulja176 5 months ago
thumbs up if u like JDAMs and HELLFIRE Missiles
TheQuickscopaz 6 months ago 3
i want a kiss aswell :O!
urgoxz 6 months ago
LMFAO, those comic parts are hilarious!!!!
RMEO1 6 months ago
5 people never made it out of the illusion and pressed the dislike button
Marusichka333 6 months ago
on a boat and he is coming with revenge in his gun :-)
MrChrisdajo 7 months ago
WHERE IS ALUCARD??
bakugancollecterZ 8 months ago
Hahahaha, Seras is cute.....
strawberryxxprincess 9 months ago 3
Summoning...
Super Robo Zorin Blitz @0:11
lenardregencia 10 months ago 2
Can someone answer me this please: What the fuck is Zorin's gender? I really can't tell!
HotDaymItsPingu 10 months ago
@HotDaymItsPingu It's a girl, her behavior makes it hard to tell.
Amyante 10 months ago
That guy at 4:48 is a girl?!
Blitzscreamer 11 months ago
5:20 FACEPALM!
Wtlol09 11 months ago
and one of the cutest two
MastaBlastaS99 1 year ago
seras is the coolest anime chick ive ever seen
MastaBlastaS99 1 year ago
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yeah fuck twilight, yeah!
Lefteris24812 1 year ago
yeah fuck twilight, yeah!
Lefteris24812 1 year ago
OMGGGGGGGGGG THEY WANTED TO KISS VICTORIA XDDDDDDDDDD
Nastimify 1 year ago
These guys are dogs = heroes
d007ization 1 year ago 3
OMG that's a real fuck up version of Gara
chee006 1 year ago
@chee006 Stop comparing Hellsing to Naruto, it has nothing to do with Naruto, and a fucked up version of Gaara? ...If anything GAARA's a dimmed down version of HIM. Afterall, Hellsing was made well before Naruto... Well, not the OVA's, but the manga and the original Anime. (Hellsing Ultimate is more true to the Manga, so that defeats the argument of "Hellsing Ultimate is different from Hellsing")
camcha360 1 year ago
@chee006 Well ur wrong, Hellsing Manga and also this character came out in 1997, way before Naruto
AoE3xTADxExpert 1 year ago
5 people got fucked by megabitch
TheDarkestStar1 1 year ago 4
awws
if seras was real, i wont mind if she nibbled on me , altho shes a vampire.. xD
a courageous woman is the definition of sexy ;]
SPIKEYQWERTY 1 year ago
6:44 A~S~S Slap!
CuteAkito 1 year ago
WHERE THE HELL IS ALUCARD HE NEEDS TO ACTIVATE LEVEL 3 SCREW INTEGRA LEVEL 3 NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!
rydgemolino 1 year ago
5:25 BOOOOOOOOOM HEADSHOT
tolle96 1 year ago
@ 5:34 BOOM! HEADSHOT!!!
bellstephen41 1 year ago
@bellstephen41 no, 5:23 HS!
1k1ll3rp0ll0 1 year ago
kinda dumb to peak into the windows like that what happens if they shoot her giant form in her eye =P
Boezied 1 year ago
@7:34 LOL!!!
weiliiiiiii 1 year ago 2
I liked better the Celes Victoria from the series.
brunoharris95 1 year ago
So that dudette kicks the uchiha clan to the dust...XD to hell with the sharingan! XD
xxkenji 1 year ago
aw cmon! where the FUCK is alucard? D:
ellelaing123 1 year ago
5:23 hardcore
Zodiamaster 1 year ago 2
Thumbs up if you love the sound the Harkonnen II shells make when they zip past the sky.
shadowgodny 1 year ago 64
that is just utter bullshit O_O
Castillo3Castro 1 year ago
why were they fucking stupid enough to just stand there...i mean like really one they stopped firring bad move shouldve just had rifles keep firing on the little dudes grenades on the giant dyke XD it would work
mrbattlenet 1 year ago
Lol I would just to the roof and her those AA gun again and mow them down
sirpwnster 1 year ago
w8 twilight has vampires O_O ....... hahahahahahahahahahahaha lol rofl lmao XD that was a good laugh XD XD
gonzo191 1 year ago 23
unfair disadvantage much
miguelz234 1 year ago
lol it's so typical for anime to turn most of their females into squealing, naïve airheads (not too often airheads, but you get my point). Luckily Seras' personality shifts between that and being BAMF, but she's a vampire for god's sake, why doesn't she set them straight or threaten the guys to get respect? It wouldn't be hard for her. Or they're teasing her like big brothers, guess that it's easy to get that kind of complex when there's only one girl in a batallion.
6HagareNo6Yumi6 1 year ago
@6HagareNo6Yumi6 (though that theory quickly dies regarding their sexual harassment, otherwise it would be really wrong :P) Anyway, I would've slapped or told the guy who patted me off if I was in Seras place, but like I said she's too naïve. Or it was his comment, makes his objective seem much less perverted.
6HagareNo6Yumi6 1 year ago
look its the perv patrol.
gamemasterej 1 year ago
O.O *hopes Integra has good home insurance*
SuperIntegraHellsing 1 year ago 6
@twilightdawn1 haha I know what you mean. Ya every guy is somewhat of a perv, I just mean when it come down to it I can push those thoughts out of my head and be serious :p sorry bout my old comment it wa not meant to be offensive
BaronDefier1994 1 year ago
@HiddenAngelXD haha it's okay I understand. And sorry my reply is so late. I have been busy. I think I'm going to send you a friends request haha
BaronDefier1994 1 year ago
xD lol 7:13 xD laughed so hard I almost cried
smm2cool1 1 year ago
i wish i had an army of super nazis
1okolawol 1 year ago 3
They're all perverts!!!
LunaFuckingCool888 1 year ago
@LunaFuckingCool888 no, just men ;)
NOONE2222 1 year ago
@NOONE2222 Accidentally thumbed down your comment hehe, sorry XD I agree about the man thing.
6HagareNo6Yumi6 1 year ago
@6HagareNo6Yumi6 xD no problem :D
NOONE2222 1 year ago
see the major has/had a great idea, Nazi Vampire Ninjas, now thats just freakin crazy
VampireBoiKira629 1 year ago
way to boost morale pip!
DreamsofCentaurs 1 year ago
thats a big bitch O.O
Huntersolid 1 year ago
@zabuzaSouless hey no meaning for calling me a retard (even though my friends would beg to differ XD) haha but I was watching it and I guess I just didnt see it, there's alot of things I have seem where they get that wrong. But you didn't answer question 1! Where the heck does she carry thos ginormous magazines on her little skin tight police uniform withouth any visible signs of them! :p lol
BaronDefier1994 1 year ago
Pip you kissy bastard
pawispauchan 1 year ago
kissy kissy!! Smack ont he ass, oh seras!! Man killer, huh?!? :D
anicaes1 1 year ago
dat arsonist
elronman 1 year ago
dam dat guy :d i wanna slap her ass tooo lol
TheUndead559 1 year ago 3
Seras keeps alternating between German and Japanese for her "Yes!"s. Why?
Zacharyg5 1 year ago 2
2:42-2:56 Christmas? O.o
EmoraChan13 1 year ago
Two things 1: where does Seras keep her extra magazines????
2: there's a problem with how the Captain reloaded his Ak-47, you can't push the magazine straight in, when you put it in you have to hook it in forward then slide it up and make sure it's locked in.
BaronDefier1994 1 year ago
@BaronDefier1994
Thats what he did retard lol, look REALLY CLOSE LOLOLOL
ZabuzaSOULESS 1 year ago
lol why are men such pervs?!?!? wait i dont wanna no poor thing! first her ass is grabbed then she was almost got kissed =^-^=
HiddenAngelXD 1 year ago
@HiddenAngelXD
Hey! i resent that XD lol jk.
im more contained than others i can keep stuff like that to myself, haha. MOST guys are perverts, some guys can be gentlemen. :p
BaronDefier1994 1 year ago
@BaronDefier1994 i would like to meet one of them! -blush- sorry bout that!!! -awkward laugh and scratches head-
HiddenAngelXD 1 year ago
@BaronDefier1994 ...well im not a perv but im also not a 100% gentlemen.
twilightdawn1 1 year ago
FISH KISS!!
deathwalker13 1 year ago 2
What I want to know, it who the flip put a thumb's down for this?!?
:0
albietheferret 1 year ago
the captain and his men is such damn perverts
ShadeTheDark555 1 year ago 2
Lol "Fuku fucku" xD
LePetiteTasha 1 year ago
The captain is one crazy sonofabitch!! Epixor
Danni231231 1 year ago
Seras should've slappe the shit outta Pip!
twilistar26 1 year ago 2
Fuck Twilight, THESE are vampires!
hellsingcat 1 year ago 179
@hellsingcat Like someone once said "Back in my day vampires sucked blood...not dick!"
geijin 1 year ago 5
if being an evil vampire dosent work out for her she could a;ways start her own building demolishing company
vampsarecool 1 year ago 4
8:03 he reminds me of a much older Duo Maxwell from gundam wing
xRage64x 1 year ago
7:39 epic
sinanju21 1 year ago
holy shit! NINJA NAZIS!!!!
TLaitharex 1 year ago
@TLaitharex Ninja vampire nazis that is.
Covernant 1 year ago
7:09 ehehehehhe!!
JPacheco91 1 year ago
thats one big woman...
alucardmurderer 1 year ago
That captain is funny! His Mood swings from Serious to Jolly is Hilarious <3 O_o Seras is surrounded by perverts D=
mysticwater99 1 year ago 4
blow that kids fucking brains out
beastmach5 1 year ago
Captain: oh right one more thing Seras...
Seras: ?
Captain: its rapin' time...
TheDarkscribe 1 year ago 3
@TheDarkscribe holy shit dude......
1 question dude : does alucard like seras?
demonfoxgirl1000 1 year ago
I want a kiss too Metoo Metoo
AnimeFanAddicted 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA!!! PERVERT!!!! XD
zNEKOMARUz 1 year ago 3
shouldn't seras be able to get a headshot in vampire mode?
japajew6 1 year ago
@japajew6 Maybe it was much further than 500 metres?, But yeah, I found that to be weird as well, unless the gun she used for shooting that female vampire in one of the first ovas had a scope?
6HagareNo6Yumi6 1 year ago
5:17 Boom, headshot..?
sharkrocket12 1 year ago
1:25
that scythe looks exacly the same as the scythe (soul) of maka (soul eater) :O
Nippuchan 2 years ago
yeah it does but did u realize the ppl nin section 13 it's the KKK!!!!! LOL! ~^-^~
malviinu 1 year ago
@Nippuchan i noticed that too
demonfoxgirl1000 1 year ago
aww it would have been cute if they kissed....but lmfao!!!! XD HIS LIPS!!! *dies of laughter*
deathnoteluva 2 years ago 9
Clever of Zorin. Using that illusion to distract them while her troops move in for the kill.
cnDelta04 2 years ago 7
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT STERIODS, BIG FUCKIN MUSCLES, BUT LITTLE TO NO DICK...
:) lololololol!!!
SLIPKNOT123456789666 2 years ago 49
@SLIPKNOT123456789666 that big thing is a GIRL!!!!!! she dosnt have a penis
supernova2411 1 year ago
@SLIPKNOT123456789666 Vampires don't need that :D
Pawfunia 1 year ago
@SLIPKNOT123456789666 I guess it wouldn't matter to her since she's a woman. XD
Fubukio 1 year ago
*spank*
You can handle it,mate.
Seras: O_O
13MATTallica96 2 years ago 9
Is Zorin a girl or a boy?
DaBigCheeseLuigi 2 years ago 5
Girl
Swirlstar 2 years ago
Woman.
cnDelta04 2 years ago
a women i thought it was a man at first bcuz i wasn't paying attention the first time.
malviinu 1 year ago 4
@malviinu me too
syrusx21 1 year ago
at 0:48 when zorin's huge eye looked in the window like that i nearly pissed my pants 0.0
dogfreak295 2 years ago
they should have poked him in the eye xD
31IloveEMOboys13 2 years ago 2
pip reminds me of irvine from final fantasy 8 only without the eye bandage
1collision8 2 years ago
wow omg. i saw the original hellsing 13 ep and right now seras looks kickass compared to last time
wedgies123 2 years ago 3
i want a kiss 2. lol
wackyshredder 2 years ago
vampire smiley ;_;
then00b1234 2 years ago
5:16 he bit that bullet! lol
Shrek8809 2 years ago
Lawl! Too bad they didet put the song Bernadotte sings in the earier parts. The on eabout eskimo pussy!!! He sings it when Seras is there, and she thinks she's being sexualy harrassed...but if she only knew the truth!!! I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT PARTS!!!...wait! I can wait! I dont want Pip to die!!! Even though i haz allready read that part...-,..,-
the1rasmussen 2 years ago
dammit dont kil the mercs THEY KICK ASS
Etrain1992 2 years ago 5
omg 7:15 lol
XShadowproductionsX 2 years ago
7:15 ROFL XD
jedimastersteven 2 years ago 6
lol, they're acting like high-school boys while under fire with enemies all but pouring in... but, hey, it' might be the be last kiss they get, so... XD
MonarchofHell 2 years ago 10
where the hell is seras big sniper rifle she only have to shoot the big girl in da head
ChanegtheWorld 2 years ago 2
Too Easy
Krellnus 2 years ago
Why do all Perverts of Anime all share voice-actor of the Ultimate Pervert: Sanji from One Piece...? >:P
ShimmyColt 2 years ago 7
-Mutton Shots you- >:b hes not the Ultimate Pervert!!! hes the only TRUE pervert
Gbust2000 2 years ago 5
ROFL when he tried to kiss seras xD
stargirl907 2 years ago 3
Everyone loves the police girl.
And Integra...
And Rip...
Ah, screw it! All characters in this show are sexy. ^^
EpoBot 2 years ago 6
@EpoBot You like integra? I just like her character, but I guess one COULD say she has this confident, dominant sexyness over her.
6HagareNo6Yumi6 1 year ago
The Wild Geese are kick ass, best fucking Mercenary group ever. Pip D: I lurves you and yer meeen!
CrotchRocket101 2 years ago 3
can you imagen how screwed zorin wolud have been if alucard was there?
i mean... zorin acts all high and mighty and the nazi vampires act all powerful...but as alucard shows they're pathetic compared to him and seres... so i think it would be funny if alucard was there from the start... would have been funny to watch xD
Cloud2080 2 years ago
You call them "pathetic", but it was their brilliant master plan which removed Alucard from the equation. Millennium seeks to "overthrow" Alucard. It isn't over till its over.
Hypothetically speaking if Alucard was there from the start it would have played out pretty much the same as it soon will in OVA 8. Hell on earth.
Rhonda9000 2 years ago
your right...
but i still find the nazis pathetic...i mean at least luke valentine put up a fight...these nazi vampires arnt strong...they're just praying on innocent humans...
so tbh they are pathetic... xD
Cloud2080 2 years ago
praying on innocent?
casualties in this time gone mad.
Rhonda9000 2 years ago
Zorin would indeed be screwed, her little power will have no effect on him (watch next OVA and you will see why after Seras becomes immune to it), shes patheticly weak without it, as Seras shows once she becomes immune and tears her apart.
vc180191 2 years ago 2
yup...and alucards stronger than seres and has mastered all his powers so i think she'd just have had her powers turned on her xD
and zorin is just like all the other nazi vampires and all the other vampires alucard fights... they're all weak except have a few tricks up their sleeves.
Cloud2080 2 years ago
@Cloud2080 Zorin may be weaker than Alucard (who isn't, that guy equals an undead Chuck Norris), but she seems more powerful than alot of the earlier vampires from the anime, class C or B maybe? I can't remember if she healed herself after Seras' bullet, but she can create illusions, that's not exactly nothing. She may be even stronger or have physic powers, I wouldn't know yet since I haven't watched further than this.
6HagareNo6Yumi6 1 year ago
@6HagareNo6Yumi6 an undead Chuck Norris? Thats the most brilliant way to describe Alucard. Ever.
WonderfullyWierd1 1 year ago
0:41 "Peek-a-f*****-boo..."
Veles7 2 years ago
lllllllllllllooooooooooooolll they're all perverts xDD
HackersSun 2 years ago
lol cut them slack half of them were going to die so let them have one last kiss XD
maxwel2543 2 years ago
I knew that cowboy guy's voice sounded familiar... I think he's Sanji's Seiyuu from One Piece.
WillyTung 2 years ago 2
he looked funny whem he was about 2 kiss her lol
krispykremervamp 2 years ago 2
5:24 the ultimate headshot.
ShanyiBacsi 2 years ago 2
Lol i love that exspression at 7:41 XD
BanditDragoon 2 years ago 4
the guy that does the voise to the dude with that hat isn't that the same that does the voice to sanji in one piece?
windownoobyou 2 years ago 2
seras's power source is her big jugs... just like granny tsunade
FonsII03 2 years ago 51
Remided me of Jurassic Park at 0:48 lol
suzielynne82 2 years ago 4
Holy crap, this is awesome!
luffylawkidd 2 years ago 3
HER?!?!?!??! HER MAGIC/!?!?! it looks like a guy uhhhh my head herts
astosky 2 years ago 8
let die screaming fuck fuck
Fuck yeah
Trunghuynh90 2 years ago 6
Pip sure knows how to fire up his soldiers...
SypherKyaeon 2 years ago 34
"I want a kiss too. :( "
stoogemoedude 2 years ago 5
Oh God
I love the Wild Geese
the only Frenchmen I can love~
Quincysbird 2 years ago 9
Bernadette MAKES THE WORST INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES EVER... But it suits him :3
japanluva 2 years ago 5
Thats a huge B****!!!
Dragon8615 2 years ago 4
can any1 say...fake vampiric ninjas?
NumbingDisaster 2 years ago 2
worste motivation speech EVER!!!!! but still works damn good so....good job?
im2not2cory 2 years ago