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  • If she tripped at 8:13 that would've ruined the moment

  • the japanese dub is retarded! nazis dont speak japanese!

  • @shadow5041 Just like americans do not speak german. Still I watch King of Queens & Doug suddenly is speaking german.

  • there middle in a fight they loose and arent serious at all.

    well there u see it girls in battle make the guys to perverts xD

  • beat up nazis my friend mignonette will do a lot worse to those wann bes

  • Seras sounds like an angry caterpie when all the soldiers are periving on her XD

  • 1:40 ok, that's it, call the power rangers!

  • Geese mercenaries: we will tell it like it is...hey, you're the one paying us.

  • I know Seras is on their side, but still, those men are really brave (or foolish) to attempt this kind of joke with a girl who if she wanted could be just as murderous as the creatures they are fighting...

  • Finding

    your

    inner

    badassness

  • Nevermind the wounded...Its SEXUAL HARASSMENT TIME!!!

  • 4:38 O_O HER!!!!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS A HE!!

  • @wolfkiba1000 lol's, her chest armour has tit space on it, and Pip calls her a Dyke earlier on, that's an insult for women only, unless your one veeery strange man XP

  • @vc180191 Well i am not a man, i am girl! ^^'

  • "captain ur a pervert!"

  • Is that how you say fuck in japanese?

  • thumbs up if u like JDAMs and HELLFIRE Missiles

  • i want a kiss aswell :O!

  • LMFAO, those comic parts are hilarious!!!!

  • 5 people never made it out of the illusion and pressed the dislike button

  • on a boat and he is coming with revenge in his gun :-)

  • WHERE IS ALUCARD??

  • Hahahaha, Seras is cute.....

  • Summoning...

    Super Robo Zorin Blitz @0:11

  • Can someone answer me this please: What the fuck is Zorin's gender? I really can't tell!

  • @HotDaymItsPingu It's a girl, her behavior makes it hard to tell.

  • That guy at 4:48 is a girl?!

  • 5:20 FACEPALM!

  • and one of the cutest two

  • seras is the coolest anime chick ive ever seen

  • yeah fuck twilight, yeah!

  • OMGGGGGGGGGG THEY WANTED TO KISS VICTORIA XDDDDDDDDDD

  • These guys are dogs = heroes

  • OMG that's a real fuck up version of Gara

  • @chee006 Stop comparing Hellsing to Naruto, it has nothing to do with Naruto, and a fucked up version of Gaara? ...If anything GAARA's a dimmed down version of HIM. Afterall, Hellsing was made well before Naruto... Well, not the OVA's, but the manga and the original Anime. (Hellsing Ultimate is more true to the Manga, so that defeats the argument of "Hellsing Ultimate is different from Hellsing")

  • @chee006 Well ur wrong, Hellsing Manga and also this character came out in 1997, way before Naruto

  • 5 people got fucked by megabitch

  • awws

    if seras was real, i wont mind if she nibbled on me , altho shes a vampire.. xD

    a courageous woman is the definition of sexy ;]

  • 6:44 A~S~S Slap!

  • WHERE THE HELL IS ALUCARD HE NEEDS TO ACTIVATE LEVEL 3 SCREW INTEGRA LEVEL 3 NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 5:25 BOOOOOOOOOM HEADSHOT

  • @ 5:34 BOOM! HEADSHOT!!!

  • @bellstephen41 no, 5:23 HS!

  • kinda dumb to peak into the windows like that what happens if they shoot her giant form in her eye =P

  • @7:34 LOL!!!

  • I liked better the Celes Victoria from the series.

  • So that dudette kicks the uchiha clan to the dust...XD to hell with the sharingan! XD

  • aw cmon! where the FUCK is alucard? D:

  • 5:23 hardcore

  • Thumbs up if you love the sound the Harkonnen II shells make when they zip past the sky.

  • that is just utter bullshit O_O

  • why were they fucking stupid enough to just stand there...i mean like really one they stopped firring bad move shouldve just had rifles keep firing on the little dudes grenades on the giant dyke XD it would work

  • Lol I would just to the roof and her those AA gun again and mow them down

  • w8 twilight has vampires O_O ....... hahahahahahahahahahahaha lol rofl lmao XD that was a good laugh XD XD

  • unfair disadvantage much

  • lol it's so typical for anime to turn most of their females into squealing, naïve airheads (not too often airheads, but you get my point). Luckily Seras' personality shifts between that and being BAMF, but she's a vampire for god's sake, why doesn't she set them straight or threaten the guys to get respect? It wouldn't be hard for her. Or they're teasing her like big brothers, guess that it's easy to get that kind of complex when there's only one girl in a batallion.

  • @6HagareNo6Yumi6 (though that theory quickly dies regarding their sexual harassment, otherwise it would be really wrong :P) Anyway, I would've slapped or told the guy who patted me off if I was in Seras place, but like I said she's too naïve. Or it was his comment, makes his objective seem much less perverted.

  • look its the perv patrol.

  • O.O *hopes Integra has good home insurance*

  • @twilightdawn1 haha I know what you mean. Ya every guy is somewhat of a perv, I just mean when it come down to it I can push those thoughts out of my head and be serious :p sorry bout my old comment it wa not meant to be offensive

  • @HiddenAngelXD haha it's okay I understand. And sorry my reply is so late. I have been busy. I think I'm going to send you a friends request haha

  • xD lol 7:13 xD laughed so hard I almost cried

  • i wish i had an army of super nazis

  • They're all perverts!!!

  • @LunaFuckingCool888 no, just men ;)

  • @NOONE2222 Accidentally thumbed down your comment hehe, sorry XD I agree about the man thing.

  • @6HagareNo6Yumi6 xD no problem :D

  • see the major has/had a great idea, Nazi Vampire Ninjas, now thats just freakin crazy

  • way to boost morale pip!

  • thats a big bitch O.O

  • @zabuzaSouless hey no meaning for calling me a retard (even though my friends would beg to differ XD) haha but I was watching it and I guess I just didnt see it, there's alot of things I have seem where they get that wrong. But you didn't answer question 1! Where the heck does she carry thos ginormous magazines on her little skin tight police uniform withouth any visible signs of them! :p lol

  • Pip you kissy bastard

  • kissy kissy!! Smack ont he ass, oh seras!! Man killer, huh?!? :D

  • dat arsonist

  • dam dat guy :d i wanna slap her ass tooo lol

  • Seras keeps alternating between German and Japanese for her "Yes!"s. Why?

  • 2:42-2:56 Christmas? O.o

  • Two things 1: where does Seras keep her extra magazines????

    2: there's a problem with how the Captain reloaded his Ak-47, you can't push the magazine straight in, when you put it in you have to hook it in forward then slide it up and make sure it's locked in.

  • @BaronDefier1994

    Thats what he did retard lol, look REALLY CLOSE LOLOLOL

  • lol why are men such pervs?!?!? wait i dont wanna no poor thing! first her ass is grabbed then she was almost got kissed =^-^=

  • @HiddenAngelXD

    Hey! i resent that XD lol jk.

    im more contained than others i can keep stuff like that to myself, haha. MOST guys are perverts, some guys can be gentlemen. :p

  • @BaronDefier1994 i would like to meet one of them! -blush- sorry bout that!!! -awkward laugh and scratches head-

  • @BaronDefier1994 ...well im not a perv but im also not a 100% gentlemen.

  • FISH KISS!!

  • What I want to know, it who the flip put a thumb's down for this?!?

    :0

  • the captain and his men is such damn perverts

  • Lol "Fuku fucku" xD

  • The captain is one crazy sonofabitch!! Epixor

  • Seras should've slappe the shit outta Pip!

  • Fuck Twilight, THESE are vampires!

  • @hellsingcat Like someone once said "Back in my day vampires sucked blood...not dick!"

  • if being an evil vampire dosent work out for her she could a;ways start her own building demolishing company

  • 8:03 he reminds me of a much older Duo Maxwell from gundam wing

  • 7:39 epic

  • holy shit! NINJA NAZIS!!!!

  • @TLaitharex Ninja vampire nazis that is.

  • 7:09 ehehehehhe!!

  • thats one big woman...

  • That captain is funny! His Mood swings from Serious to Jolly is Hilarious <3 O_o Seras is surrounded by perverts D=

  • blow that kids fucking brains out

  • Captain: oh right one more thing Seras...

    Seras: ?

    Captain: its rapin' time...

  • @TheDarkscribe holy shit dude......

    1 question dude : does alucard like seras?

  • I want a kiss too Metoo Metoo

  • HAHAHAHA!!! PERVERT!!!! XD

  • shouldn't seras be able to get a headshot in vampire mode?

  • @japajew6 Maybe it was much further than 500 metres?, But yeah, I found that to be weird as well, unless the gun she used for shooting that female vampire in one of the first ovas had a scope?

  • 5:17 Boom, headshot..?

  • 1:25

    that scythe looks exacly the same as the scythe (soul) of maka  (soul eater) :O

  • yeah it does but did u realize the ppl nin section 13 it's the KKK!!!!! LOL! ~^-^~

  • @Nippuchan i noticed that too

  • aww it would have been cute if they kissed....but lmfao!!!! XD HIS LIPS!!! *dies of laughter*

  • Clever of Zorin. Using that illusion to distract them while her troops move in for the kill.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT STERIODS,  BIG FUCKIN MUSCLES, BUT LITTLE TO NO DICK...

    :) lololololol!!!

  • @SLIPKNOT123456789666 that big thing is a GIRL!!!!!! she dosnt have a penis

  • @SLIPKNOT123456789666 Vampires don't need that :D

  • @SLIPKNOT123456789666 I guess it wouldn't matter to her since she's a woman. XD

  • *spank*

    You can handle it,mate.

    Seras: O_O

  • Is Zorin a girl or a boy?

  • Girl

  • Woman.

  • a women i thought it was a man at first bcuz i wasn't paying attention the first time.

  • @malviinu me too

  • at 0:48 when zorin's huge eye looked in the window like that i nearly pissed my pants 0.0

  • they should have poked him in the eye xD

  • pip reminds me of irvine from final fantasy 8 only without the eye bandage

  • wow omg. i saw the original hellsing 13 ep and right now seras looks kickass compared to last time

  • i want a kiss 2. lol

  • vampire smiley  ;_;

  • 5:16 he bit that bullet! lol

  • Lawl! Too bad they didet put the song Bernadotte sings in the earier parts. The on eabout eskimo pussy!!! He sings it when Seras is there, and she thinks she's being sexualy harrassed...but if she only knew the truth!!! I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT PARTS!!!...wait! I can wait! I dont want Pip to die!!! Even though i haz allready read that part...-,..,-

  • dammit dont kil the mercs THEY KICK ASS

  • omg 7:15 lol

  • 7:15 ROFL XD

  • lol, they're acting like high-school boys while under fire with enemies all but pouring in... but, hey, it' might be the be last kiss they get, so...  XD

  • where the hell is seras big sniper rifle she only have to shoot the big girl in da head

  • Too Easy

  • Why do all Perverts of Anime all share voice-actor of the Ultimate Pervert: Sanji from One Piece...? >:P

  • -Mutton Shots you- >:b hes not the Ultimate Pervert!!! hes the only TRUE pervert

  • ROFL when he tried to kiss seras xD

  • Everyone loves the police girl.

    And Integra...

    And Rip...

    Ah, screw it! All characters in this show are sexy. ^^

  • @EpoBot You like integra? I just like her character, but I guess one COULD say she has this confident, dominant sexyness over her.

  • The Wild Geese are kick ass, best fucking Mercenary group ever. Pip D: I lurves you and yer meeen!

  • can you imagen how screwed zorin wolud have been if alucard was there?

    i mean... zorin acts all high and mighty and the nazi vampires act all powerful...but as alucard shows they're pathetic compared to him and seres... so i think it would be funny if alucard was there from the start... would have been funny to watch xD

  • You call them "pathetic", but it was their brilliant master plan which removed Alucard from the equation. Millennium seeks to "overthrow" Alucard. It isn't over till its over.

    Hypothetically speaking if Alucard was there from the start it would have played out pretty much the same as it soon will in OVA 8. Hell on earth.

  • your right...

    but i still find the nazis pathetic...i mean at least luke valentine put up a fight...these nazi vampires arnt strong...they're just praying on innocent humans...

    so tbh they are pathetic... xD

  • praying on innocent?

    casualties in this time gone mad.

  • Zorin would indeed be screwed, her little power will have no effect on him (watch next OVA and you will see why after Seras becomes immune to it), shes patheticly weak without it, as Seras shows once she becomes immune and tears her apart.

  • yup...and alucards stronger than seres and has mastered all his powers so i think she'd just have had her powers turned on her xD

    and zorin is just like all the other nazi vampires and all the other vampires alucard fights... they're all weak except have a few tricks up their sleeves.

  • @Cloud2080 Zorin may be weaker than Alucard (who isn't, that guy equals an undead Chuck Norris), but she seems more powerful than alot of the earlier vampires from the anime, class C or B maybe? I can't remember if she healed herself after Seras' bullet, but she can create illusions, that's not exactly nothing. She may be even stronger or have physic powers, I wouldn't know yet since I haven't watched further than this.

  • @6HagareNo6Yumi6 an undead Chuck Norris? Thats the most brilliant way to describe Alucard. Ever.

  • 0:41 "Peek-a-f*****-boo..."

  • lllllllllllllooooooooooooolll they're all perverts xDD

  • lol cut them slack half of them were going to die so let them have one last kiss XD

  • I knew that cowboy guy's voice sounded familiar... I think he's Sanji's Seiyuu from One Piece.

  • he looked funny whem he was about 2 kiss her lol

  • 5:24 the ultimate headshot.

  • Lol i love that exspression at 7:41 XD

  • the guy that does the voise to the dude with that hat isn't that the same that does the voice to sanji in one piece?

  • seras's power source is her big jugs... just like granny tsunade

  • Remided me of Jurassic Park at 0:48 lol

  • Holy crap, this is awesome!

  • HER?!?!?!??! HER MAGIC/!?!?! it looks like a guy uhhhh my head herts

  • let die screaming fuck fuck

    Fuck yeah

  • Pip sure knows how to fire up his soldiers...

  • "I want a kiss too. :( "

  • Oh God

    I love the Wild Geese

    the only Frenchmen I can love~

  • Bernadette MAKES THE WORST INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES EVER... But it suits him :3

  • Thats a huge B****!!!

  • can any1 say...fake vampiric ninjas?

  • worste motivation speech EVER!!!!! but still works damn good so....good job?