Save the Kittens - Don't Masterbate!

[halodystroyer44]

if god really killed a kitten everytime i masturbated, then every kitten on earth would have died already two times over.

[fackyoutoobe2]

Don't cats have 9 lives because then I only killed 4,563,286.2

[MarkNESReviews]

I'd say it's bull, but there's flamers, so I'll say false!

[vancaos]

the holocaust that ive caused in mmiddle school.....WHY!!!! oh yea......... cuz i wanted too

[Bathoric95]

Have sex - Kill a puppy.

[drewcifer66]

Two a day, man, two a day.

[bencbrown]

i killed a basket of kittens this week!

[97Mw2cheats]

Ops, I killed a kitten

[R1ProductionHouse]

boy... i made god killed a lot of kittens.... :D

[anik1212]

God just killed a kitten..because of me..:D :D :D

[trtnt25]

aw man but i dont like kittens tho.... aw well time to touch myself! :3

[sweet58441]

wow last week i must have went on a 1000 kitten kill streak then

[stormyandtiny]

so if a cat masterbated it would kill another cat?

[doitanywayz]

I'm from england so could someone explain the meaning of this campaign? thanks

[shadowdemons117]

Uhhh ohhhh i just did sad face noo a poorz kittenz died cause of me

[Kakooces]

yesterday I killed 3 cats

[1Nanalo]

In my case a pet hamster of mine dies everytime I...............

[DRDoSoLittle]

What is the biblical basis for saying masturbation is wrong?

[demonwx10]

dam I just killed 1

[newdaysameshirt]

Lol best vid on YouTube

[cheeseomatic5]

*gasp* ive killed millions! :O

[TeenParodyInc]

I love what your website is doing. I have also struggled with this and I thank the lord that I found your website.

God bless.

[duckman9495]

omg im never ever ever going to masterbate ever again fuck my liveeeee!!!

[urbium]

I promise I will NEVER 'masterbate' again.

Now, MASTURBATE... that's a different story.

[sliferjam]

Every time I kill, does God masturbate a kitten?

[Ichliebemusikundybd]

Omgg what's masterbation, ohhhhhhhh! I am soo sorry for killing 200 cats this past month for real lol

[zwerko]

I love kittens, but they hold no candle to masturbation... Sorry kittens, nature wins!

[happygocarts]

I think i've killed about a million of them. Fuck kittens and they never make me giggle

[chickenwire55]

this is so funny but it has a good message to it

[shimmy4204]

i just killed two kittens while i watched this.

[BrokenPenciLead]

Its just meant to be funny, people. It wasn't meant to be true. XXXChurch knows that...and so they mispelled a word. Seriously, are you that petty? Get over it...jeeze...

[BillieJoesgirl4ever]

What's that dude's name at 0:42??

That monster guy who is going to eat the kitten??

[xxxguitarhero]

domo

[church947]

Its halirous but...

The numbers are out about probly 75% of the world master bates by the time of 13 years old

And people go on after that

so by now kittens would be exctinct

[janusdoa]

What the fuck is masterbating?

Is it anything like masturbating?

[danielle101389]

this is hilarious. the stupidest shit i've ever heard, but still really funny. and maybe this organization should learn how to spell mastUrbate

[HaloSurge19]

If that were true,I think all the kittens would have died out a long time ago.

[flflguy]

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[jaco1970]

"Satanically speaking,though,it is far better to engage in a perfect fantasy than to cooperate in an unrewarding experience with another person. With masterbation,you are in complete control of the situation." Pg 74 of "The Satanic Bible" by Anton Szandor LaVey. I'm nobody special,just a Soldier stationed in Kuwait and also served in Somalia & Iraq. Be glad to live in the U.S. were you can enjoy porn because it's outlawed here in the Arab/Islamic world. Airborne Metal Forever.

[nially123]

maaan, if that was true. I'd have killed half the cat population of this world.

[flflguy]

lol dude thats funny we is every body makeing dumb ass comants shit heads

[MrVulgaris]

If God didn't want us to masturbate, why did he make our arms hip-length?

[truthnotsuperstition]

Fucking lame meme made fucking lamer by retarded christfags.

[Truthspark]

haha. This just made me laugh. :)

[asifsys23]

Masterbation is perfectly healthy and it depends on how you look at it if God shames it or not..

In my opinion, God doesn't shame it. XXXChurch can't tell people not to masterbate. Anyways, what kind of church has XXX in it? *wink*

[zakmac1212]

It's not that Masturbation is sinful, it's the way that people go about it.

Most of the time, people are thinking or watching somebody else, either conscientiously or unconscientiously lusting, which is a sin.

And it's self-serving...which is frowned upon.

[joshparker30]

MASTERBATION!

[Boudiga]

Eating is self serving. Going to the bathroom is self serving too. So is sleeping, shopping, bathing, wearing jewelery or having a party can be and often is self serving. Also the issue with jerking off has to with some idiot who refused to impregnate his dead brothers wife. Instead he pulled out early. As the story goes, god killed him and the woman ends up sleeping with her father-in-law conceiving her late husbands half brother. It had nothing to do with masturbation or wasting seed.

[JoeAlcorn]

*WANKS*

[Bunnfactor]

I mean, really, it's not like XXXchurch really thinks that God is actually killing kittens every time someone masturbates, else there'd be stockpiles of dead kittens on America's behalf somewhere. Think of what kind of landfill there'd have to be...

[thegtafanboy]

it's satire

[Bunnfactor]

Dude, this video is SOOOO funny. People need to lighten up.

[RK5000]

I agree, well it's not THAT funny but people need you lighten up yes.

[xtinestar]

I'm a big fan of xxxchurch. However, I'm not sure how I really feel about this video. I think people will either not take it seriously, think it's a joke, or make a mockery out of what you guys are trying to do. I get that it's supposed to be funny as a way of reaching out to people, but I think it sends the wrong vibe.