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  • i love the part where he says" it makes a sound to, nag nag nag naag, beach,beach beeeach"LOL

  • (at the marriage) do you take this man to be your husband? i do

    and do you take this woman to be your wife? challenge accepted

  • "Women age like fine wine."

    "... She's agin' like MILK!"

  • Jeff:what was the happiest moment of your life?

    Walter:47 years ago !

  • i like the "all you can do now is run to the end of your chain and bark".....lol

  • 1st: Achmed

    2nd:Walter

    3rd: Peanut

  • How long have you been married?

    Um 46 years.

    What was the happiest moment of your life?

    47 years ago. *talk about wisdom*

  • Hahaha I'm dieing of laughing..haha

  • peanut and walter are the best

  • 'do u see this gorgeus young lady here? do u see her?'

    'Yea'

    'Oh well'

    laughed so hard at that

  • ik,negen,op,mn,verjaardag,nog,­wel,21 12 02 mooi getal maar ik denk voor de 10,e you know,spam,lukt,niet

  • ik,negen,op,mn,verjaardag,nog,­wel,21 12 02 mooi getal maar ik denk voor de 10,e you know

  • women age like fine wine she aging like milk

  • I think walter is the best of the puppets

  • He needs to get peanut and walter together at the same time

  • i think him and terry fator are awesome its just i like jeff's jokes better

  • the 35 who hate this.... must have a bad marriage....

  • The menstrual cycle line is stil used in my life. Nag n nag nag nag nag nag biiiiitch biiiiitch bitch bitch!!!!

  • Walter for president!

  • Jumped on her menstrual cycle...LMAO!!!!

  • Jeff Dunham is the Puppet Master that can use Many Voices Without People Seeing His Mouth is moving! But you can catch his Throught Move

  • Jeff Dunham is the Puppet Master that can use Many Voices Without People Seeing His Mouth is moving!

  • "Oh well" LMFAO

  • ...47 years ago hahaha!!! xD

  • nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag bitch bitch bitch haha

  • how can you NOT like this?:/

  • the 35 people got their asses ran over by a truck

  • SOOOOO FUNNYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • Jeff Dunham is so frikin funny no one can hate this:)

  • this is from spark of insanity i have it on dvd

  • she's aging like milk LOOOOL!

  • Nag Nag Nag Nag b***h b***h b***h

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  • LOL!!! walter's hilarious

  • "all you can do now is run to the end of your chain and bark" i feel the same damn way but im not even married yet! xD

  • Walter: remember when you said till death do up part

    Jeff: Yeah

    Walter: Later youll relize your actually setting a goal

  • Jeff Dunham has gotten much more refined with his ventriloquist-speak since this comedy special; his b's and m's are much smoother now than they used to be.

    This is a compliment on his part. I'm glad that he has refined his skills :).

  • "women age like fine~wine"

    "she's aging like milk"

    LOLLOLLOL XD

  • i love jeff dunham he is soooooooooo frekin funny

  • "Remember when the minister said, 'til death do us part.' Yeah. Later you'll learn you were actually setting a goal." ROFL

  • I cant stop watching this!

  • 35 ppl suck my balls

  • how the fuck can u dislike this?

  • @ARROWW13 when you are Walter's wife and her mother... but wait. the other 34 ones! probably the clones of the former two... xxD

  • it is like a slirpy good till it goes to your head OWOWOWO

  • she's aging like MILK!!!! lol

  • omfg walter u stink makes me cry ur litl watr farts

  • i saw that on tv 3 years ago

  • Ahh walter you bever cease to make me laugh me head off

  • That's so funny!!!!!!! 

  • HOW CAN ANYONE DISLIKE THIS VIDEO!?!?!?!? IT MADE ME ROTFLMHOWLOL

  • LMfao Nag nag nag nag nag biiiiiiiiiittcchh bitch biiiiiitchh

  • this is so funny :D XD LOLZ!!!! ROFL!!!!! 47?!?!

  • lolO Well all you can do now is bark

  • מצחיק

  • @xxxNextGenGamerxxx what the fuck is wrong with your keyboard?

  • @MrSs4gogeta racist

  • 0:28  0:41

  • 33 Drunk Canadians, Mised the "Like" Button.

  • @SUPERSHADOWDESTRUCTI shut up man lol

  • Walter was right, Jeff really did get divorced like 2 years ago

  • @armystrong619 No, he's still married O_o

  • @highgirlstar2000 No i was at his show 1 week ago and he was talking about his divorce.

  • @armystrong619 I know! It's so sad, isn't it?

  • shes geting chunky

  • she's age-ing like milk

  • OMG!!! soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny...he is "THE MASTER"

  • *Obvious quote from video above*

  • "she's ageing like milk*

    so funny^o^

  • Jeff Dunham is the Master Of Puppets \m/

  • @Valentintheguitarist terry fator kicks his ass

  • major irony, ad came up on anti-aging pill and goals of the week

  • major irony, ad came up on anti-aging pill

  • Only you can do now is run to the end of your chain and bark."- Walter

  • Jeff Dunham is the funniest ventriloquest of all time.

  • Jeff: What is marriage like to you?

    Walter: It's like a slurpee, you take a few sips and you say oh this is really good I'm glad I bought it. Then you take another few sips the brain freeze kicks in and your like ow ow ow ow Why did I do this what is wrong with me.

  • @RBZatlas "ow ow ow, what the hell was i thinking?"

  • Walter- Remember When you said; "till death do us part?"

    Jeff- Yeah

    Walter- Later you'll realize your setting a goal

  • milk

  • Words to live by. Nag...Nag... Nag...Bit....bit....ch. Love that part

  • LOL SO YOUR WIFES IN TOWN YEA IS SHE HAVING A GOOD TIME SHES ALWAYS HAVING A GOOD TIMES PISSESS ME OFF SO FUNNY

  • Jefafa DUNHAMM .COM

  • OHHHHHH i love walter and your video made him better

  • "Oh it even has a sound, it goes Nag de nag nag nag nag nag biiiiiitch bitch biiiiiiitch bitch"

  • This guy actually made me laugh. Comedians seldom make me laugh.

  • she's aging like milk.

  • "only thing you can do now is run to the end of ur chain and bark" xD

  • i saw him live in beumont texas last sunday and i could not stop laughing jeff dunham rocks!

  • this jeff dunham dude is funny

  • Jeff is one of the best on the world. A lot of fans in the Poland. Your Great ;)

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  • 1:25 funny xd.

    

  • @ 0:33 dude looks at his wife, LOL!

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  • women age like fine wine

    she's aging like milk

  • 0:41 : BEST. SECTION. EVAR.

  • i love this show he is soo funny!!!

  • Hillaaaarious!

  • i love this, my favorite clip including walter. lol

  • hahhahaha SO FUNNY :D!!!

  • you are the best comedian EVER!!!!!!!

  • nag nag nag nag biiiiiiiitttttccchhhh... lmao!!!

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  • 0:11 best part xD

  • The ending is so true

  • If I were in Walmart I would say buy somthing or I slice you.

  • Walter, your my favorite puppet next to Achmed.

  • ow ow oww, what the hell was i thinkinggg!! someone kill me pleasE!!

  • nag nag nag nag nag bitch bitch bitch lol

  • L O L

  • how long have you been married?

    46 years

    what was the happiest moment of your life?

    47 years ago

    LOLOLOL

  • naga nag nag nag nag nag nag d duuuuuuuuuuu de duuuuuuuuuuuuu. xD

  • @GWIvid he is saying bitch not duuu

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  • Achmed and Walter are the best i think.

  • "she rolled outta bed, jumped on her menstrual cycle and ran my ass over"

    roflmao

  • @hoshikuronoshi "Nag-nag-nag-nag-nag-nag-nag biiiiiiiiitch bitch biiiiiiiiitch bitch biiiiiitch."

  • walter and peanut are my favs

  • walters funny

  • walter and melvin are my favs

  • hes as funny as dane cook

  • totaly is ^^

  • Far and away one of the funniest comedians I have seen in a long time. His talent as a ventriloquist is nothing short of amazing. You find yourself focusing on the assortment of characters he presents as if they were the ones talking. To See The Movie Go To BigOnlineMovies . c o m

  • pisses me off...ba hahahahahaha!!

    this guys amazin

  • In a little while, you will realize you were setting a goal!!!.LOL

  • walters a wooden al bundy only bald and some gray hair

  • @kellyberry ya, totally

  • This is so funny

  • u guys watch sweet daddy d

  • nag nag nag bitch bitch bitch lolol

  • omg he's so damn good. you hardly can see moving his mouth!

  • @LovesBFR sometimes when the camera zoomes in on his mouth most times you can just about see his mouth move when he has peanut

  • @59211bart ... that's why i said 'hardly'. :D

  • "See this pretty young thing sitting right there in the frnt row?" "Yeah? What about it?" "Too bad." roflmao

  • "oh well... the only thing u can do now is run to the end of ur chain and bark " LMAO XD

  • alot of repeated stuff

  • jeff looks like this guy called james when he smiles its cute

  • Walter reminds me of Frank on Everybody Loves Raymond or is it the other way around.

  • I think Joe Biden posed for the original Walter.

  • walter is soooo fuhnee!!! lol i almost tinkled in my pants! sorry little too much info.....

    :D

  • @horses4ever876

    tinkle...really????

  • Watch his Show its even better

  • Two words...Fuckin Hilarious!!!

  • shes aging like milk!!

  • omg i love walter he is so funny haah and jeff is so so so freakin funny

  • fucking hilarious shit

  • wow i love jeff hes soooo funny lol

  • you should make walter's wife.

  • rofl xD thats shit is funny

  • what was the happiest moment of your life 47 years lol and remember when you said til death to us part you realize your actually setting a goal lmfao ohhhh i love jefuhfuh dun-ham!

  • Dot-com!

  • Well i think the source of the jokes come from her.... 90 % of his words are about her.

  • Jeff needs to get Walters wife in a dummy thing....

  • no, not. The clue of the jokes will disapear.

  • yes he does. that'd be fucking epic.

  • remember when u said til death do us part? later u realize ur actually setting a goal. ROFL

  • omfg i cant get enough of walter, you're a funny bastard!! shes aging like milk lmfao XD WALTER FTW

  • She's age-ing like milk.

  • haha is she having a good time she always has a good time.... pisses me off hahah

  • "It's like drinking a slurpy and after a while its like OW OW what the hell was I thinking! Someone kill me please.

  • "how long you've been married

    46 years

    what was the happiest moment of ur life

    47 years ago"

  • nice!

  • lmao she jumped on her menstral cycle and ran my ass over hahah has a horn to nag na nag nag nanana nag nag nag nag biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiitch

  • Shes aging like milk!! omg i was eating iceream when he said that lol

    i almost spit up haha