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You will be kissed on the next Friday by the love of your life, and tomorow will be the best day of your life if u post this on 3 other pages. But if u don't you will die in 2 days. When u r done press f6 and yur lover name will appear.
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DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Jeff Dunham has gotten much more refined with his ventriloquist-speak since this comedy special; his b's and m's are much smoother now than they used to be.
This is a compliment on his part. I'm glad that he has refined his skills :).
Walter: It's like a slurpee, you take a few sips and you say oh this is really good I'm glad I bought it. Then you take another few sips the brain freeze kicks in and your like ow ow ow ow Why did I do this what is wrong with me.
Far and away one of the funniest comedians I have seen in a long time. His talent as a ventriloquist is nothing short of amazing. You find yourself focusing on the assortment of characters he presents as if they were the ones talking. To See The Movie Go To BigOnlineMovies . c o m
what was the happiest moment of your life 47 years lol and remember when you said til death to us part you realize your actually setting a goal lmfao ohhhh i love jefuhfuh dun-ham!
lmao she jumped on her menstral cycle and ran my ass over hahah has a horn to nag na nag nag nanana nag nag nag nag biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
i love the part where he says" it makes a sound to, nag nag nag naag, beach,beach beeeach"LOL
frozencolossus13 1 week ago
(at the marriage) do you take this man to be your husband? i do
and do you take this woman to be your wife? challenge accepted
assasincreed10 2 weeks ago
"Women age like fine wine."
"... She's agin' like MILK!"
Shaddowdragonz 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Jeff:what was the happiest moment of your life?
Walter:47 years ago !
gummybearninja1000 2 months ago
i like the "all you can do now is run to the end of your chain and bark".....lol
msdentedhalo 2 months ago
1st: Achmed
2nd:Walter
3rd: Peanut
halo33ish 2 months ago
How long have you been married?
Um 46 years.
What was the happiest moment of your life?
47 years ago. *talk about wisdom*
tristan3913 3 months ago
Hahaha I'm dieing of laughing..haha
TheguitarmasterfromM 4 months ago
peanut and walter are the best
ProgressiveTool 5 months ago
@ProgressiveTool peanut and achmed
RuleTheRottweilers 4 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham /ventriliquist/ Walter/Peanut and Achmed
'do u see this gorgeus young lady here? do u see her?'
'Yea'
'Oh well'
laughed so hard at that
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mollysangelique 6 months ago
women age like fine wine she aging like milk
Draggracer3443 6 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham
I think walter is the best of the puppets
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littledude43 6 months ago
He needs to get peanut and walter together at the same time
thefamilynerd09 6 months ago
i think him and terry fator are awesome its just i like jeff's jokes better
50MJ1958 6 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham
the 35 who hate this.... must have a bad marriage....
TheBluezeek 6 months ago
The menstrual cycle line is stil used in my life. Nag n nag nag nag nag nag biiiiitch biiiiitch bitch bitch!!!!
Cris7401 7 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Walter for president!
penihop 7 months ago
Jumped on her menstrual cycle...LMAO!!!!
TeeDee215 7 months ago
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Jeff Dunham is the Puppet Master that can use Many Voices Without People Seeing His Mouth is moving!
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videopropertysales 7 months ago
"Oh well" LMFAO
Utubecritic111 8 months ago
...47 years ago hahaha!!! xD
DavidWillco 8 months ago
nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag bitch bitch bitch haha
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Waphluz 8 months ago
how can you NOT like this?:/
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lilblakblood 8 months ago
the 35 people got their asses ran over by a truck
HoverboardFan14 9 months ago
SOOOOO FUNNYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bey603 9 months ago
Jeff Dunham is so frikin funny no one can hate this:)
bey603 9 months ago
this is from spark of insanity i have it on dvd
ThePtga 9 months ago
she's aging like milk LOOOOL!
MPoemful 9 months ago
Nag Nag Nag Nag b***h b***h b***h
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love44x7 10 months ago
LOL!!! walter's hilarious
krummenlj 10 months ago
"all you can do now is run to the end of your chain and bark" i feel the same damn way but im not even married yet! xD
jennylover456 10 months ago
Walter: remember when you said till death do up part
Jeff: Yeah
Walter: Later youll relize your actually setting a goal
lilkrisslynn 11 months ago 2
Jeff Dunham has gotten much more refined with his ventriloquist-speak since this comedy special; his b's and m's are much smoother now than they used to be.
This is a compliment on his part. I'm glad that he has refined his skills :).
phantommangagirl 11 months ago
"women age like fine~wine"
"she's aging like milk"
LOLLOLLOL XD
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AshtonOL 11 months ago
i love jeff dunham he is soooooooooo frekin funny
jdog12873 1 year ago
"Remember when the minister said, 'til death do us part.' Yeah. Later you'll learn you were actually setting a goal." ROFL
Tannimd 1 year ago 2
I cant stop watching this!
durzoblint11 1 year ago
35 ppl suck my balls
traxxasfan11 1 year ago
how the fuck can u dislike this?
ARROWW13 1 year ago 21
@ARROWW13 when you are Walter's wife and her mother... but wait. the other 34 ones! probably the clones of the former two... xxD
stuchly1 1 month ago
it is like a slirpy good till it goes to your head OWOWOWO
littlethunder97 1 year ago 7
she's aging like MILK!!!! lol
creptoin1 1 year ago
omfg walter u stink makes me cry ur litl watr farts
chilipepperdclc1998 1 year ago
i saw that on tv 3 years ago
xmakeitmyway97x 1 year ago
Ahh walter you bever cease to make me laugh me head off
Zonkaz 1 year ago
That's so funny!!!!!!!
ktpzshow 1 year ago
HOW CAN ANYONE DISLIKE THIS VIDEO!?!?!?!? IT MADE ME ROTFLMHOWLOL
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LucarioXcells 1 year ago
LMfao Nag nag nag nag nag biiiiiiiiiittcchh bitch biiiiiitchh
MrJfresh97 1 year ago 3
this is so funny :D XD LOLZ!!!! ROFL!!!!! 47?!?!
Gearheadvideosinc 1 year ago
lolO Well all you can do now is bark
dogdaxter 1 year ago
מצחיק
xxxNextGenGamerxxx 1 year ago
@xxxNextGenGamerxxx what the fuck is wrong with your keyboard?
MrSs4gogeta 1 year ago
@MrSs4gogeta racist
07bboyjoe 1 year ago
0:28 0:41
Gordana21012008 1 year ago
33 Drunk Canadians, Mised the "Like" Button.
SUPERSHADOWDESTRUCTI 1 year ago
@SUPERSHADOWDESTRUCTI shut up man lol
APEBROTHERS99 1 year ago
Walter was right, Jeff really did get divorced like 2 years ago
armystrong619 1 year ago
@armystrong619 No, he's still married O_o
highgirlstar2000 1 year ago
@highgirlstar2000 No i was at his show 1 week ago and he was talking about his divorce.
armystrong619 1 year ago
@armystrong619 I know! It's so sad, isn't it?
Keeby12 1 year ago
shes geting chunky
funcan1121 1 year ago
she's age-ing like milk
TheJimbowjames 1 year ago
OMG!!! soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny...he is "THE MASTER"
MovieMadnessMania 1 year ago
*Obvious quote from video above*
MrAitAliProductions 1 year ago
"she's ageing like milk*
so funny^o^
Blazeglacion 1 year ago
Jeff Dunham is the Master Of Puppets \m/
Valentintheguitarist 1 year ago 82
@Valentintheguitarist terry fator kicks his ass
aplayaz2000 4 months ago
major irony, ad came up on anti-aging pill and goals of the week
XKaitouxRoseX 1 year ago
major irony, ad came up on anti-aging pill
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"Only you can do now is run to the end of your chain and bark."- Walter
eyeofbalor 1 year ago
Only you can do now is run to the end of your chain and bark."- Walter
eyeofbalor 1 year ago
Jeff Dunham is the funniest ventriloquest of all time.
RBZatlas 1 year ago
Jeff: What is marriage like to you?
Walter: It's like a slurpee, you take a few sips and you say oh this is really good I'm glad I bought it. Then you take another few sips the brain freeze kicks in and your like ow ow ow ow Why did I do this what is wrong with me.
RBZatlas 1 year ago 43
@RBZatlas "ow ow ow, what the hell was i thinking?"
Coderoid 4 months ago
Walter- Remember When you said; "till death do us part?"
Jeff- Yeah
Walter- Later you'll realize your setting a goal
MrRevenson 1 year ago 5
milk
gianteasteregg 1 year ago
Words to live by. Nag...Nag... Nag...Bit....bit....ch. Love that part
vladbruno 1 year ago
LOL SO YOUR WIFES IN TOWN YEA IS SHE HAVING A GOOD TIME SHES ALWAYS HAVING A GOOD TIMES PISSESS ME OFF SO FUNNY
Gabycangri1 1 year ago
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NinjaSquirrelNation 1 year ago
OHHHHHH i love walter and your video made him better
THEchloeclover 1 year ago
"Oh it even has a sound, it goes Nag de nag nag nag nag nag biiiiiitch bitch biiiiiiitch bitch"
HorsesForeva95 1 year ago 3
This guy actually made me laugh. Comedians seldom make me laugh.
genx1973 1 year ago 2
she's aging like milk.
platinummaster1 1 year ago 2
"only thing you can do now is run to the end of ur chain and bark" xD
memoryroad626 1 year ago
i saw him live in beumont texas last sunday and i could not stop laughing jeff dunham rocks!
roflcopterfudgecakes 1 year ago
this jeff dunham dude is funny
TheRainfallable 1 year ago
Jeff is one of the best on the world. A lot of fans in the Poland. Your Great ;)
Spamerus1985 1 year ago
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emergency444 1 year ago
1:25 funny xd.
emergency444 1 year ago
@ 0:33 dude looks at his wife, LOL!
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emergency444 1 year ago
women age like fine wine
she's aging like milk
mdboswell 1 year ago 2
0:41 : BEST. SECTION. EVAR.
IncredibotsSteam3 1 year ago
i love this show he is soo funny!!!
rottweilers711 1 year ago
Hillaaaarious!
jcwk87 1 year ago
i love this, my favorite clip including walter. lol
crowsista1994 1 year ago
hahhahaha SO FUNNY :D!!!
hjrxx456xp 1 year ago
you are the best comedian EVER!!!!!!!
singingthelife 1 year ago
nag nag nag nag biiiiiiiitttttccchhhh... lmao!!!
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BarbaraJeanne26 1 year ago
0:11 best part xD
rubenBDpedro 1 year ago
The ending is so true
MrMisterMrC 1 year ago
If I were in Walmart I would say buy somthing or I slice you.
rwantonowicz 1 year ago
Walter, your my favorite puppet next to Achmed.
rwantonowicz 1 year ago
ow ow oww, what the hell was i thinkinggg!! someone kill me pleasE!!
Liveforinspiration 1 year ago
nag nag nag nag nag bitch bitch bitch lol
rantman1000 1 year ago
L O L
oliandloe22 1 year ago
how long have you been married?
46 years
what was the happiest moment of your life?
47 years ago
LOLOLOL
spiritedguyx 1 year ago 130
naga nag nag nag nag nag nag d duuuuuuuuuuu de duuuuuuuuuuuuu. xD
GWIvid 1 year ago 3
@GWIvid he is saying bitch not duuu
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GWIvid 1 year ago
Achmed and Walter are the best i think.
Shadow46831 1 year ago 10
"she rolled outta bed, jumped on her menstrual cycle and ran my ass over"
roflmao
hoshikuronoshi 1 year ago 94
@hoshikuronoshi "Nag-nag-nag-nag-nag-nag-nag biiiiiiiiitch bitch biiiiiiiiitch bitch biiiiiitch."
CCharmanderK 1 year ago 2
walter and peanut are my favs
quackerzxx 2 years ago 3
walters funny
malkinislegit 2 years ago 6
walter and melvin are my favs
rubenBDpedro 2 years ago
hes as funny as dane cook
FAZZERxRAZZOR 2 years ago
totaly is ^^
Starscreamgirl12 2 years ago
Far and away one of the funniest comedians I have seen in a long time. His talent as a ventriloquist is nothing short of amazing. You find yourself focusing on the assortment of characters he presents as if they were the ones talking. To See The Movie Go To BigOnlineMovies . c o m
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MrNinjabob 2 years ago
pisses me off...ba hahahahahaha!!
this guys amazin
MACK9o9 2 years ago 7
In a little while, you will realize you were setting a goal!!!.LOL
MoyJoy8 2 years ago 4
walters a wooden al bundy only bald and some gray hair
kellyberry 2 years ago
@kellyberry ya, totally
h2r9 2 years ago
This is so funny
yingmu52 2 years ago
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redhotty122 2 years ago 3
nag nag nag bitch bitch bitch lolol
MrSonicmadness 2 years ago
omg he's so damn good. you hardly can see moving his mouth!
LovesBFR 2 years ago 7
@LovesBFR sometimes when the camera zoomes in on his mouth most times you can just about see his mouth move when he has peanut
59211bart 1 year ago
@59211bart ... that's why i said 'hardly'. :D
LovesBFR 1 year ago
"See this pretty young thing sitting right there in the frnt row?" "Yeah? What about it?" "Too bad." roflmao
Dannychigo 2 years ago 6
"oh well... the only thing u can do now is run to the end of ur chain and bark " LMAO XD
nipperlve 2 years ago 5
alot of repeated stuff
Jno127 2 years ago
jeff looks like this guy called james when he smiles its cute
sarahcute9 2 years ago
Walter reminds me of Frank on Everybody Loves Raymond or is it the other way around.
MrShorty64 2 years ago 3
I think Joe Biden posed for the original Walter.
joefulton1n 2 years ago
walter is soooo fuhnee!!! lol i almost tinkled in my pants! sorry little too much info.....
:D
horses4ever876 2 years ago 3
@horses4ever876
tinkle...really????
ToriDays 2 years ago
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Jessmaster12 2 years ago
Watch his Show its even better
3ZRO 2 years ago
Two words...Fuckin Hilarious!!!
cenafan004 2 years ago
shes aging like milk!!
txterrier09 2 years ago 4
omg i love walter he is so funny haah and jeff is so so so freakin funny
butterball090 2 years ago
fucking hilarious shit
wilgy95 2 years ago
wow i love jeff hes soooo funny lol
1meleeman 2 years ago
you should make walter's wife.
52conz 2 years ago 5
rofl xD thats shit is funny
HidanYami14 2 years ago
what was the happiest moment of your life 47 years lol and remember when you said til death to us part you realize your actually setting a goal lmfao ohhhh i love jefuhfuh dun-ham!
bellsring50 2 years ago
Dot-com!
Megahomsar 2 years ago
Well i think the source of the jokes come from her.... 90 % of his words are about her.
TheMaddi1997 2 years ago
Jeff needs to get Walters wife in a dummy thing....
TheMaddi1997 2 years ago 94
no, not. The clue of the jokes will disapear.
Jazzel93 2 years ago 4
yes he does. that'd be fucking epic.
jasonbobbymiller 2 years ago
remember when u said til death do us part? later u realize ur actually setting a goal. ROFL
mirkova12 2 years ago 7
omfg i cant get enough of walter, you're a funny bastard!! shes aging like milk lmfao XD WALTER FTW
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CrazyFunnyFricke 2 years ago
She's age-ing like milk.
RockloverMJ9 2 years ago 25
haha is she having a good time she always has a good time.... pisses me off hahah
153403hampton 2 years ago 14
"It's like drinking a slurpy and after a while its like OW OW what the hell was I thinking! Someone kill me please.
VinnieCooper2321 2 years ago 7
"how long you've been married
46 years
what was the happiest moment of ur life
47 years ago"
cumathereds 2 years ago 60
nice!
remixx104 2 years ago 3
lmao she jumped on her menstral cycle and ran my ass over hahah has a horn to nag na nag nag nanana nag nag nag nag biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
GinatheRedneck 2 years ago 4
Shes aging like milk!! omg i was eating iceream when he said that lol
i almost spit up haha
KlynLurvsU4eva 2 years ago 6