Tiger Woods Releases Statement on Accident

[shiddy67]

She's got your private matter swinging...

On a rope and a nut cracker.

[MsWanderer1]

That's about as important as Bill Clinton's blow-job from Monica. Of course a video of Monica and Bill would be more entertaining!

[phx13balla]

i think he was going to a drug deal lol

[belgurdo]

Should have kept your dick in your pants, Tiger

[jamdude13]

the 3rd straight day troopers wanted to speak with woods but couldn't? really? If state police showed up at my house looking for me and I sent someone to the door telling them "Nope today's not good boys..sorry" I wonder how far that would get me? (and for the record) Golf sucks anyway, I'd rather watch paint dry!

[Rickyrab]

Um, earth to Tiger Woods, driving is like golf - you're supposed to focus!

[LU29UN99]

I hate him 'cause he is stupid cheater should be abuse by his wife. He deserved for crashing into tree. He is NOT A ROLE MODEL anymore for lots of followers. He will lose most endorsements like Michael Vick.

[LittleMoso]

He was obviously getting some good head

but he need to keep his eyes on the road next time

[Gandhiablo]

Only his caddy knows for sure

[USAGamingMW2]

pussy.

[myonlyfascination]

Baby let's cruise away from here...don't be confused the way is clear...and if you want it you got it forever....this is not a one night stand baby....let the music take your mind, ooh just release and you will find, you're gonna fly away....glad you're going my way...i love it, i love it when we're cruisen together.....yah baby...

[tonmagicwon]

rich nigga justice,, i luv it

[REPOTAG]

for all you black folks out there speaking about Woods like you know him or have some kind of special attachment to him through race, let me ask you this:

You really believe he gives a damn about your ghetto rat rapping azzes ?

Please, Tiger Woods has dignity and class.

[PrincessChronicles]

Why did that white golfer tell him to eat fried chicken and collard greens?

[tonmagicwon]

because he's a bigget

[JamJells]

OJ II the movie coming to a drama tube near you!

[sexyblondeuk2012]

He simply told her, if it wasn't for him, she'd be working in the fragrance section at Neiman Marcus! lol.

[BertGriffin88]

Fans,

I'm Tiger Woods damnit. I hit the little white ball in the little old hole. Agent Mark, tell those troopers I'm busy and tell them I got their statement right here. Tell them, I'm Tiger Woods damnit. My lips were busted, I was unconcious, I was lying on the pavement. Super Elin save me, she freed me from the wreckage, she pulled me out the rear window, she dragged me to the front of my SUV, she adminstered first aid. Super Elin was super, damnit. I'm Tiger Woods - say it with me - damnit!

[myonlyfascination]

fuckin double standard....if that was me, the cops will not make an appointment to come see me, they will drag my ass to downtown.....oh, and if i cancell an appointment with the cops, the D.A. will issue a warrant for my arrest....i just love the justice system...what a joke....oh and Tiger baby, keep stalling till your system is clean...

[ourpangea]

im gonna try blowin off the cops next time.....

[phx13balla]

really tiger really needs to just ell everyone what happened. I mean if it's just a traffic accident then there should be nothing to hide. If this was a regular person not a famous sports plater i bet they would be charged with something, just how the world works today. :/

[RetroMods452]

I have heard rumors that his wife found out that tiger was cheating on her, and that some how lead to the accident.

[mdsaqr]

that was started by the tabloids

[wewekumamoto]

He must have been starving to death. After 2.30 am workout. He said it was his fault and i believe, since he is okey and the wife rescued him after smashing the windscreen with a golf "whatevre" ha ha ha.. we the public should back off and live him and family alone. i guess Tiger can handl this saga alone.

[Gandhiablo]

You can bet the state police would be kicking 'your' door down

[Masonv96]

I respect Tiger but could care less about whether or not he should get a DUI.

[Gandhiablo]

Leave Tiger alone!

He's a human being!

WAAAAAHHHHH!

Chris Crocker

[BigGift1]

Come clean Tiger, It's Good For The Soul!

[Gr8Hottie]

They need to leave him alone....

[sean007s]

he was stoned. end of.

[theoriginalmquan]

it was already said that woods was not held under illegal substances and or alcohol...

[valeriestjohn]

Basically, to summarize first statement: "No Comment".

[ChristinaWatkinson]

wow enough about Tiger Woods