The Wolf Spider

[Hippiedrink]

@smilinglasgow

Same here!

[smileinglasgow]

i fell like a dick for squishing them now

[VGraboss223]

natures porno

[ShyGuy98100]

adultswim got me here with tim and eric

[Paulpunkrocks]

If only it was this easy to get a girl; just dance around instead of asking her how her boring day was

[EPICmichael68]

Cool vid

[McShaggswell]

"He reaches into her abdomen and then pumps his sperm into her, he does not return her calls for the next couple of weeks."

[McShaggswell]

"He uses his black palps to send visual signals to her" HEY GIRL, WHATCHU DOIN' LATER? WANNA GO TO THE CLUB? I GOT A SPORTS CAR! "She encourages him by tapping her legs because she drank too much and has lost her judgement"

[AyeMoose]

Lol this shit made me soo itchy

[KanSpage]

WorldStar brought me here .. seen sum shit, need to research

[RudeEliminator]

@KanSpage and i thought i was the only one...sheeeeet lol

[msg360]

@KanSpage Same here lol wanted to know more about wolf spiders

[Dizcinger]

@KanSpage hahaha

[TheOtherLioyd]

@KanSpage That's great. Knowing your stuff is always better than panicking blindly. (Incidentally, the latter only happens because the former doesn't.)

[dattkiddjosh187]

:')

[dyverthedeath]

now i wanna eat some eggs

[sysantos]

Im scarded of spiders if i see one ill get my bearded dragon to handel it

[AwesomeCoasters]

@sysantos

Damn nature you scardy!!!!!!!!

[pixelchild]

morale of the story? see shiny grass? avoid it.

[barbiekars]

dance for me spidey boy!

[SuperFee1990]

soo... his sperm...is in his cha-cha "hands"? hahahahaaaa

[mrzeolite]

Amazing.

[sneedarb]

5:15 looks like an egg

[nonefour]

idk why but i love and have interests in spiders lol

[twizy123]

deadbeat dad

[MrYomammaz]

:yaoming:

[adamreal81]

that was beautiful but creepy at the same time lol

[FamilyGuyFiend]

ME GUSTA

[BASsjackerzzzNL]

Thats some crazy fucking going on there, spidey-style.

[cruzer23x]

her face looks like me gusta face

[TheSpartanman222]

That would awesome to shit silk!

[xDTwelve]

Wolf Gang OFWGKTA!

[logic53]

I'm actually kinda turned on now. Is that normal after watching this video??

[logic53]

I was scared cause I saw a huge red spider in my bathroom and ran to you-tube because I was afraid. Well I'm not afraid now!!! HA :- )

[freddietz96]

That’s neat. I grew up with them, and never understood why they had that big ball-looking thing growing out their backsides. Now I know what it is.

[pokemaniak30]

They fuckin fly?

[Cocoeiyo]

Did i seriously just watch spider porn? ._.

[dedicatedsimulations]

if i was there i would wait until she was completley finished laying and covering her eggs in silk then after she left i would smash those spider eggs with a hammer!

[PlaydohMonkey123]

Are these poisonous and do we have them in the UK?

[KubwaNaNzuri]

looks like its dancing

[WolfySnackrib666]

"And here's a male."

-Sup, bitches.

[gordenfreeman43]

My friend got bit by like 6 of these on his arm

[victorFbaradit]

69 lmfao

[09BH]

i caught two of these in my house!! when i tried to catch it and release it out side and they all scattered... O_o

[BeastyBeatzz69]

This is super cool.

[gotriceandshrimp]

Oh shit, THEY CAN FLY?!?!

[Derangedteddy]

@gotriceandshrimp WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

[biggingeryeti]

That one liquid sack and eggs were bigger than her. Where the hell was she keeping them when they were inside her?!

[TheOtherLioyd]

@biggingeryeti In the same place humans do; her belly, which swells up.

[biggingeryeti]

@TheOtherLioyd Lol, belly. I'm not a five year old asking where babies come from..!

[TheOtherLioyd]

@biggingeryeti 'Twas either that or an entire paragraph about the abdomen and its parallels to human anatomy...

[biggingeryeti]

@TheOtherLioyd I knew where they came from, I was just making a joke about how massive the web sack was that she carried around in relation to her size.

[Maraguzzi]

this is pritty kewl

[MykoolHD]

Looks like an Egg. LOLZ.

[GenjiZerk]

HOW THE FK DO THEY CAPTURE THINGS LIKE THIS ON FILM?!

[falitosis]

Where did all that silk come from

[falitosis]

Taken your time to take it out

[PuppyPawz83]

I found a spider in my art room at school and everyone screamed. im like its just a spider! then i got out of my chair and stepped on it. then they were like ITS STILL THERE!!!! then i kicked it away. NO ITS NOT!!!!!

over reacters.

[slh950]

@PuppyPawz83 why did you have to kill it a-hole? couldn't you just take it outside???

[PuppyPawz83]

@slh950

its just a spider. and i was in art what was i supposed to do

[slh950]

@PuppyPawz83 how would you feel if a giant stood on you and said 'its just a human' ... you should have taken it outside

[PuppyPawz83]

@slh950

giants dont exist:) AND IT WAS A FREAKING SPIDER NO ONE CARES AND IM IN FRICKEN 6TH GRADE I CANT SKIP CLASS FOR A STUPID SPIDER

[Lioyd1rving]

@PuppyPawz83 Since when do spiders force you to skip class? Getting a spider to move is usually as easy as touching it. They aren't very comfortable with giant-ass pink bipedal thingies screaming in their face, either.

[PuppyPawz83]

@Lioyd1rving I didnt say i couldnt toutch it. I did. I Didnt skip class. My class room is on the 4th floor and it would take longer to put it outside then we had in the class. Actually read my comments before replying

[haksiel]

I wish I could poop myself a home.. Wait, NO I DON'T?!

[MrUhMazingMan]

wolf spiders have always been my favorite.

[Dolphin12390]

these are in my house cause we live across from the woods. These are in my basement.

[sstring91]

What hideous yet marvellous creatures.

[BerryTC]

I swear wold spiders are the ugliest looking spiders out there yet they're not even poisiness.....

[SingleShell]

"Is a creation of a million baby spiders." And you just killed about 5000 of them by walking there.

[Notium]

How the hell do all of these animal shows get such perfect opportunity's to film

[mattyh099]

@Notium

they dont somtimes they have to wait for months to get the right shots.

[SuperCncguy]

@teevela....LOL that's so weird how you call it "sexy time" I used to have a g/f that called it that...small world.

[gumdrops27]

I think we can learn a lot about doing the robot or various other dance moves by looking at wolf spiders

[gumdrops27]

Looks like a hermit crab

[auttisticcoww]

And I have one of those living on my back porch. Ew

[OMFGWTFBBQLAWLZ]

dat ass

[FarmerDingo]

Did... did I just watch spider porn?

[Roesch03WRX]

thats how i proposed. the dance works ;D

[Qwomlee]

Kinky...? o.O

[darkwarrior80]

i believe i can touch the sky!!

[charizard039]

I believe I can fly!!

[Iluvbuckethead1]

'His heart rate triples' see everyone gets nervous when it's your first date.

[teevela]

Did I just watch spiders have sexy time?

[trollkiller1008]

is it wierd that this made me shed a tear or two :')

[gwidao123]

1:46 she's like: mm hhmm, yeah... ,like it, oh yeah, nice...

[artdude12]

So they stalked that spider for about a month?!

[boggsy117]

it looks more like a jumping spider..



[runepkers776]

lol the spider is like 8o

[AgentCROCODILE]

arOOOOOOOOOOO wolf-spiders o' london... arOOOOOOOOOOO!

[meteorologykid]

so its true BUGS ARE THE HORNIEST THINGS ON EARTH!

[AmberXAddiction]

this is so amazing!

[tionghoe]

How the hell they capture this!

[dlslide44]

Wow what a beautiful video. I wonder how they were able to follow the spider around for such a continued period of time

[R3vrav3n]

is officiel wolf spiders are laitn

[Miss23Moore]

Haha the dancing is adorable

[rollinface697]

so shes basically shaking her ass infront of her children. should've named it the inbreed spider!

[ZakashiXSunspirit]

spiiderrrr poorrnnnnn :3

[Streety101101]

they dance the dance of love <3

[Crypton1989]

lol 1:45 her mouth twitches xD wonder what she's thinking

maybe "UGH... OK WTF?!?"

[biggingeryeti]

Those spiders had a better mother than I did.

[CrystalHunter1989]

And some people actually believe that these creatures just crawled out of some soup...

[Pseudonym25]

@CrystalHunter1989 Nobody believes that

[JoeCapricorn]

Charlotte's Web: RL version.

[genabet123]

I love these nature programmes

[ShifterMax]

Go Lycosa! Don't let Venom 8 get your eggsac again!

[0Clairvoyant0]

This is where the first pop-locking originated.

[luigi1456]

so hes basically shaking his balls around lmao, god i love spiders

[FobbyLocz]

@luigi1456 LOL and than he gets on top and she gives him.... well you all know.

[Aikinoodles]

The spiderlings are .. kites !

[chazthetic]

The sack looks like a fried egg.

[nanoguy4098]

Amazing or what?

[VKKHM]

Of al living things, be it human, animal, inscect or even soul, forest, grass and flower, the wolf spider is a caring mom. It made me shed a tear of joy. <:')

[jctrock]

Nateure is beautiful.