Mastodon - Cut You Up With a Linoleum Knife

[msbensucks]

Wow wtf, i just raged all over my room. wtf happened?

[picklevai16]

I love the Pretzel. So funny!

[sweettarra]

Heh....it's like a gumdrop version of Henry Rollins....

[XxBlackHeartBeatxX]

Best video i've ever watched :D

[adirine]

Who says candy makes you fat? That gumdrop is ripped.

[TimKing1100]

this video gave me technis and diabeties 

[psychopit98]

best fucking movie opening



[fartqueen9]

yu-gi-oh brought me here.

[DemonicRemption]

@fartqueen9 Same here, and I now I know that that was a parody of a parody... Cue "Mind Heist" by Zack Haemsey THIS IS F*** INCEPTION! O_O

[RAPE908]

I support this message.

[nilsonsemedo]

what movie was this for ?

[jhett7]

@nilsonsemedo Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie

[MsSammoKay]

@nilsonsemedo It's from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie... and it's f*cking hilarious

[AndStark]

This is what Mark Kermodes code of conduct the musical would be like, just his would be skiffle, not metal.

[IC114283]

Let me just get this straight.

The bassist is playing a guitar solo on his Bass.....?

xD

[skapunk1776]

I can never contain my laughter past "AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGG!' That pretty much kills me.

[JombaJomba]

crowdsurfing before the movie...awesomeness!!!!

[billymaysproductions]

im gonna add this to my favorites so i can watch this while high

[TheeDarkBatman]

I saw this the day it released, and I still think it is the best intro ever.

[phoenixdesmoulins]

Sadly, this was the best part of the entire movie!

[metalman89144]

This is the greatest song ever.

[MyWildbill69]

Thumbs up if everytime you seen this you turned your tv way up

[happensq]

imagine this being played in before PG/G films...mahaha

[MyWildbill69]

I should be an usher at the movies here and say this all calmy and then smile and say enjoy the movie

[TheFlabbypickle]

GOD FUCKING DAM SO FUCKING HEAVY!!! FUCKIN AWSOME!!

[JonGee420]

I am going to start flagging every comment thats asks for a thumbs up as spam.

[MrShagification]

BRUTAL GUMDROP

[bluehawk2121]

the most hardcore gumdrop ever...

[jesusgray922]

That is one "aspiring" video. =p

[Furestone]

song starts 1:00

[musicmode13100]

@Furestone no, it starts at 0:00, the intro is just as awesome

[edstone61n]

This video is a favorite on Mongolia

[hunthell]

This should be at the beginning of every movie

[etherialdead]

No Yu-gi-oh brought you here, was old good Aqua Team Hunger Force movie

[eraseragenda]

I wish mastodon made more thrash stuff like this

[ThePunkbebe]

i love how a song of this caliber is still better than half of the metal songs that come out today. mastodon is the best

[AlphaCrow1]

Aaaaaaaaarggg!

[mexcanterrorist]

i tape my dick to my thigh sometimes............

[runeman6969]

I pulled my penis out, and i really had too.

But she still got pregnant.

YOU LIED TO ME MASTODON !

[steelersfan826]

@runeman6969 Don't worry, you can just take the baby and leave in the street the next time you watch a movie.

[PyroManiac10]

PWWWWOOOOOTAGANIST!

[TacticalRainboom]

14 people took their shoes off and pulled their penises out.

[EntropicMisanthropic]

@TacticalRainboom That's how I usually watch movies.

[Captainredbeard777]

@TacticalRainboom But they really needed to.

[xXSuPeRkamiguruXx]

you cant beat my meat for a special treat, sucking on me is really neat

[iTzCrazyMe]

haha if only all the cartoons were like this xD

[AnarchistDude666]

lol.

[Xephinroth]

That was the best bass solo I've ever heard.

[Raikiri103]

I keep imagining the Gumdrop as Yusei now... dammit.

[ForgeH0productions]

Well, now if a gumdrop breaks into my house and I find my wife torn in half, at least I'll know I had it coming!

[doomfan12345]

Thumbs up if YOUR going to see a movie, beat your meat, suck somebody, or even get cut up with a linoleum knife.

[andy123456789A]

@doomfan12345 Your dumb .

[WolfAnge23]

they should show this at all movie theaters

[CobaltOtaku]

Jack.I came.

[FightAgainstMe]

This is fuckin awesome. :D

[horeman44]

What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? Cancer.

[e47016]

If i see you videotaping this movie satan will rain down your throat with hot acid dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes!!!! Hilarious song.

[KaosuKaiari]

@e47016 Best EULA. Ever.

[axedstoninst]

brann dailor as nachos = win

[zmonty07]

this is exactly what i want to tell people who talk during movies

[gzillag]

Don't talk... WATCH!!!!! >:D

[fobforever234]

LOOOLLZZZ!!! THIS IS TOO EPIC!! XD

[TigerMilitia]

I am laughin so hard. This has to be played at 18+ films. Nay it MUST be played.

[ForgeH0productions]

@TigerMilitia Amen to that!

[ErikMogan]

@TigerMilitia "has to" and "must" mean, like, the same thing.

[MrGamzee]

@TigerMilitia It was.

[lychicambess]

@TigerMilitia It needs to be played before every movie, period. Especially kids movies lol

[jakejamesgx3]

@lychicambess ur right, kids can't talk all the time if they're scarred for life.

[jocas94]

good thing I aint married

ouch

[MrIAMNOTANOOB]

Every R-rated movie should have this intro after the previews. They also should have added to the lyrics about cell phones while the movie is playing.

[darthtuna66]

if the movie rules were explained like this dear god everyone would really be quiet then lol

[WolfTail22]

yu-gi-oh-abriged..........nuff­ said.

[Mario64oiraM]

DONT DISLIKE WATCH!!! DONT LIKE IT X OUT!!!!

[thatonedude2001]

i will bite your torso and give you a disease

[no1ification]

@vampirekitty001 wow not many athf fans here huh?

[necro8genocide]

@vampirekitty001  there was a yugioh joke im there?

[Rahman413]

"SUCKING ON ME IS REALLY NEAT."

[Mario121692]

i was here before the people who came because of the abridged ATHF FTW

[SquidShield9000]

That gumdrop is BRANN DAILOR. Yes you should fucking respect it

[shakesulapj]

the pretzel is hilarious wen hes "headbanging"

[mediaadaptation]

i first saw it in ATHF and thought nothing of it figured it was just something they did for the movie. and then i saw it again in Yugioh Abridged movie and did not pay attention that it was the same song.

[jballen90]

Thumbs up if you watched this back in the premiere for the ATHF Movie and not Yugioh Abridged.

[kimico17]

@vAcatIONALComMentREZ Lol! I can only see the YGO Characters on this. XD

[gamergirl0613]

@vAcatIONALComMentREZ omg i was hoping a comment would say that, or i wouldve wrote 1 myself

[oracledragonoflight]

thumbs up if you didn't understand LK's parody of this until you saw this

[babydollsvamp]

Was sent here after watching Bonds Beyond Time Yugioh! The Abridged Movie

[frenchfrey65]

@babydollsvamp same :D

[ztcrewson]

that is one very angry gumdrop

[idprobablytapdat]

this thing is hillarious

!

[R080TPaNda]

13 people need to get cut up with a linoleum knife

[tunathelandfish]

this is the greatest song EVER!!!!!!

[xXxKhainexXx]

that was the most angry pretzel i've ever seen

[pimptert1]

i pulled my penis out at movie theater...my girl liked it :3

[ajdf01]

1:19

the popcorn box's face is priceless

[TheRiffCalendar]

The hilariousest thing i ever darn saw!

[ThePureinmoltal]

im finding to full song for  thissss

[JohnnySYOD]

@ThePureinmoltal this is the full song bro



[ThePureinmoltal]

@JohnnySYOD ...noooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooo

[akirhol]

11 people hate gumdrops.

[FirstFamilyCharger]

METAL GUMDROP!

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[noob5000000]

Be considerate to others or I will bite your torso and give you a disease

[shaihulud4815]

fucking glorious.

[ilovebeingmom2]

he wouldnt agree with the talking food

[albinomonkey27]

:57 there

[metalheadhero1986]

your money is now our money fucking priceless

[metalheadhero1986]

never better said hershey cfh forever

[FunnyLimbo]

YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[hershey4234]

the 2nd best band ever!!!!! Pantera #1 R.I.P Dime.

[numetla]

when the milkshake said sucking on him was neat i didn't see the vid, i thought it was a penis

[forcefan1211]

Yeah, i really need to pull my d*ck out now.

[sanyr80]

The only funny part in the whole movie, sadly.

[Steve02k7]

epic

[DTerrell1990]

I've always thought that was pickle! lol

[EvilN00ber]

Dailor's offended.. Brann Dailor doesn't need a complicated kit in order to produce complicated drum beats.. XD

[SigmaMuZeta]

Don't pull your penis out (Unless you really need to)

[afternoondliter]

@SigmaMuZeta This has 69 thumbs up. That's cool.

[MrAxelTrouble]

I hate these comments, but I couldn't resist this time... 9 people pulled their penises out unecessarily.

[Megatonyoyo]

I think i'll never eat another gumdrop again

[kewlguy420420]

ARRRRRRRRRRGGGG



[RenegadeShorts]

what a sweet bass solo

[gigakiller14]

Well that was... Freaking AWESOME!!!!!!!

[doskydotinfo]

Now you've all watched the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie intro.

[Xemptuous]

Sturniboy is right, the high pitched singing sounds like King Diamond but a little less clean. Surprisingly this song had an amazing soundtrack.

[psycicpowers]

@Xemptuouswhen you say King Diamond, do you mean a certain song or a lot of them?

[Xemptuous]

@psycicpowers I mean King Diamond in general. In every song he had high pitched singing and he's the founder of that style. Surprised that mastodon used it :D

[psycicpowers]

@Xemptuous Oh right, i think it would be better if they used the same style of voice to the singer of Kalmah's, I have never really listened once to Mastodon, so i didnt know what to expect

[freakin1random]

WHAT THE FUUUUUCKK AM I WATCHINGGGGGG!!!!!!

[chiquinarco55]

the cool part starts here 1:01

[MrMente08]

BONEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!! this video is HEAVY!

[NashTheBlade]

this should be the opening to every movie in theaters ever

[VitoScaletta25]

I WILL CUT YOU UP WITH A LINOLEUM KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEE­EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

[plank1]

That was awesome

[dw472009]

I have never laughed more at any song.

[dericdesmond]

It dont get much more epic then that, maybe thunderhorse

[maxeypad]

DONT TALK, WATCH!

[xxDanielTM93xx]

9 people got their testicles disolved with hot acid. Must be rapist from Argentina. It happens to them. I think it's just.

[ChrisHateBall]

King Diamond Style, but it's f*ckin too different of Remission and Blood Mountain for example ... I like it, but I'm not really fan =/

[skateflips410]

9 people videotaped the movie and had their testicles dissolve in acid and their guts turn into snakes.

[jecker19000]

god, i saw this movie when i was 15. skipped school and snuck into an r-rated movie

[KaoruDC]

Do they say "Don't pull your penis out unless you really need to" at 0:50?

[CaelumHodges]

@KaoruDC Yeah, Lol

[imAwesomeNiNjAKiD]

@KaoruDC yes

[imAwesomeNiNjAKiD]

Respond to this video... THIS IS AWESOME Arggggg

[MrCallofthemastodon]

@KaoruDC But indecent exposure is a class two felony

[Und3r10rd]

Those Show tune snacks are very sexually

[JJR1892]

TAKE THE SEED OUTSIDE!!!!!

[uiruu]

Why can't I favorite this video multiple times?

[psychokong64]

666 likes! yikes!

[TheCodemonkeys722]

love this movie and this song

[JZmuffin47]

8 people kicked the chair in front of them and had the life beaten out of them by a metal gumdrop. Shoulda listened. 

[MrLordPoncho]

creating this must have been life changing.

[DeathMagneticX3]

Whoever was stood in front of me at the Mastodon gig I went to really needs to listen to 1:22 - 1:33 of this song....I go to a gig to see great music...not two people in front trying to make out in a moshpit ><

[jas16899]

lol liek teh 4 ppl who dint like this mustv got theyre wifes torned in halved LOL

[LiquidSplinter]

4 people got their wives torn in half

[3hickmanm]

still its an excessive reaction, if you don't like the comments, ignore them, if you have that much of a problem with them then take it up with someone who actually gives a damn

[Badhabitsjay]

@3hickmanm You do realise how fucking stupid it is to be making a comment about how his comment is bad because you shouldn't complain about the comments... Right? Riiiiight?

[3hickmanm]

4 peoples wifes were torn in half

[lasoogneypubes]

@3hickmanm Shut the fuck up.

[3hickmanm]

@lasoogneypubes oh my, that was fierce reaction to stupid remark, bit old to be watching a video like this arn't we?

[lasoogneypubes]

@3hickmanm It's just getting annoying seeing 1/3 of the comments being "however many people disliked this video are something negative related to this video". Oh and I'm not 39 or whatever my profile says I am lol. I'm 21. Unless you want to believe that I actually have a 4 year old son that I smoke blunts with on Christmas Island.

[demonkid1255]

lol i dont know why but every time i see this...it puts a smile on my face

[bloodykizzy]

I can't believe this doesn't have more views than it should!

[chazbucsfan]

epic

[Dude11191]

"Or I will bite you're torso,give you a disease" That shit is fucking classic

[heavenlyblade101]

3 people really needed to pull their penis' out.

[Horerczy]

@heavenlyblade101 eight now