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  • ooops

  • Fucking epic

  • énis  igyakarok bokszolnai

  • nagyon jo bokszol faja

  • what movie is 0:58?

  • New kids JONGE!!!!! Echte naam Jantje van Dam

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  • This is pure comedy haahha....Jean Claude Van dAmme, what a comedian hahhahah

  • 4:03 training wheels on bike.. :-DD

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  • mdr 4:43 lol!!!

  • does anyone remember the movie where van damme played a bad guy and, at the end, was killed by being chopped up in the propeller blades of a ship? i think it was van damme

  • @07foxmulder That was Black Eagle

    

  • if it werent for the music,... it would it been a kick ass clip... btw, Cyborg (Best Van Damme Movie ever) is missing...

  • @3:00 .... Time Crisis hax 

  • Bad parts huh...? the only bad thing here is that ridicilous music. It´s not Charlie Chaplin comedy kid.

    

  • I only see 'badassness'...xD

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  • Exactly where are the bad parts?

  • I like the part where he ninja-kicked someone in the face!

  • chuck norris is van damme in disguise

  • HES so hot and what an ass! DAMN

  • 1:30...AHNOLD

  • this music is god awful

  • Awsome job!

  • EPIC! because he is lame and cheesy that JEAN CLAUDE is the best

  • stupid 

  • mt pikaa

  • Press 2 to kick a noisy biker.

    I hate them....2

  • Did you know even though Jean Claude Van Damme made his mark in Professional sports and the movies yet still there are doubt's on peoples minds about Van Damme he cannot act neither say a proper word in English because of his French accent although he his a great Martial artist and fantastic actor especially for his part in fighting movies still the world want to see Van Damme dark side in the movies with more bar fight scenes and street fight scenes in one spectacular movie not yet released.

  • van damme the best

  • gay music :)

  • 2:53 jonnhycage wins!

  • Did he just fucking punch a snake in the head?! I love this guy!

  • that motorbike on the bridge scene was gold!

  • With Van Dam good and bad are synonamous - one and the same

  • this music makes me laugh

  • 03:31 - oups.... rope :) His kick must hurt in real life :D He is a legend.

  • jan claude van damme is a real movie star that needs to work att my jobb four 5 hours

  • Where is the worst of him? The worst is this fuckin morron who place this tittle

  • C'mon, it's funny! :)

    

  • could've done without the star wars music....

    good video though

  • amg the music i laughed the living shit out of myself:P

  • what movie is at 1:35

    

  • @nikosxmalaspaok Double team

  • lovin the tube

  • legendddddddddddddd

  • where are the bad parts?

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  • @kankerballe in minute 1:32

  • street fighter was the biggest flop of his career

  • @Aminkhan786 not really i loved that movie and so did more people im not comparing movie from back then with movie from now i just love movies when i watch them i dont hear anything else but the movie :P

  • tht guy could be Jonny Kage!

  • master of the air spin kick some shit that would never work in the streets but I love van damme he's classic

  • hard target is his best.

  • @trandat4 Hard Target or Bloodsport followed closely by Kickboxer.

    JNR

  • Well that was kinda childish when the splits were done and the sounds effects took effect. I like Van Damme, but took a weird kind of humour from this sketch. Not enough to lol but grinned a lot. However there's no doubt he was a shit hot fighter when younger.

  • What film is 0:44 and 0:50?

    Can name them all? It's been awhile since I have seen a bunch of VD films. Now I do recognize "Time Cop" and "Death Warrant" because those two are two of my favorite films ever.

  • lol at 4:23.

  • the mos eisly tavern song is annoying

  • I have to say at 1.35 it explains the real life and character of van damme as awell as many other areas in this classic clip. excellent work.

  • Get a life.

    Great movies and ABSOLUTELY not a funny montage.

    JCVD rules

  • bauncsu go kill yourself

  • LMFAO

  • ugly melody dude

  • 5:24 is the best!

    

  • That Jean Claude....always kicking asians......

  • i like jcvd,but why the hell does he give the dove, the eyewhink at 6:24

  • * and the very best = only him can be a MUSCULAR karate virtuoso

  • the worse = everybody can hold a gun and do gunfights

    the best = only a few men can be karate virtuosos

  • love this fart....

  • I thought the sound effects were hilarious

  • Best Van Damme movie was Maximum Risk

  • Only Arnold is better than Vandamme

  • bez tech blbych doplnku a zvuku pekne

  • Only one man can K.O a snake ...while having a mullet and looking badass...and that is van damme...

  • God I miss Bolo Yeung... he was the ugliest fucking guy in all of history but he made SUCH a good bad guy!

  • CONGRATS! YOU REALLY MAKE ME LAAUGH! A LOT!

  • sound effects runied it

  • van damme is a fucking queer and a fake ,, bauncsu u think u know van damme ? im sure u dont, i worked with that faggot,, u just watch movies lmao

  • what moevie is 0:57

  • Probably the only guy that actually looked good with a mullet.

  • Pure epicness.

  • so many WTF moments

  • 0:39 Mullet!

  • eh na

  • the mussels from brussels

  • eewwww get a grip of your life ya sad twat

  • u ruined this with the music and noises u retard

  • @TheWoods18 You are a moron, eat it up and enjoy the video for what it is

  • 6:00 "heheheheheh - oooopppppp"

  • i used to think that mullet was bad ass during the 90's but now..its pure comedy

  • 3:33..... did he just fuckin kick Lance Henriksen? lmao Epic

  • PPPFFFfffffff you are STupid ! VAN DAMME IS THE BEST !!!

  • Chuck Norris sucks equally at making videos....(referring to JCVD)

  • 44 people deserve a spinning back kick to the face

  • So which was the best and which was the worst? JCVD sucks all his "moves" are in slow motion.

  • What is 1:23 from?

  • @replicant1ukr death warrant

  • 1:27 LOL

  • I'm better than you. wanna try me, guv??

  • I think Chuck Norris might have some competition at the next Unrealistic Things Games

  • 0 56 lol

  • LMAO punched the life out of a snake... only Jean.

  • these are the greatest scenes from all of Van Damme's movies,not funny at all.

  • ...I don't get it. Stop making videos, 'cause your shit makes no sense.

  • Street Fighter had terrible acting. The whole movie felt like "BISON, I AM HERE TO KILL YOU". Then there was that stupid scene with Bison flirting with Chun Li.

  • This vid is about 3mins too long ... got a bit annoying with 6 1/2 mins of cantina looping and random farts.

  • @somfplease your close...this vid was 6:30 to long...

  • I think everyone who has commented on the fallacies of this video and those who have patronized people with their contentions is hilarious! ! ! !

  • i think some one should make a movie call universal soldier vs. terminator not now because jcvd is old and arnold too, but maybe with other characters. what do you think?

  • @judger - you cannot spell and your grammar is horrible, it's obvious you are just a pissed off nerd who lives in your parents' basement. the fact that you watched the movie and got so emotional about it means i did my job. thanks furious!!

  • @bauncsu I love when people say "Who lives in a parents basement" cause obviously you never lived in your parents basement. Poor homeless thing... :(

  • @bauncsu trololololololol

  • wow your an fking ass holl you spend your time to do shit videos ? wow stop making ur life shit !!!

  • how many round house kicks does he average per movie?

  • 3:00 Jean Claude Van Damme must play Time Crisis!

  • wats d movie called wen hes in jail? 0:58 to 1:05

  • it was stupid but it was funny ;D

  • i think ive just ruined the ending any JCVD movie i havent seen yet for myself

  • Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, Van Damme, Stallone, Arnold Swarzenegger. Only one of these action stars never had a mullet hairdo. Here's a hint: he's the governator.

  • Ridiculous....LMAO

    I thought he was the most awesome guy in the world when i was a kid.

    I used to kill myself trying to get up that high on my jump kicks lol

  • 2:55 JOHNNY CAGE WINS!

  • whats the movie at 1:02 and 1:40 please thanks :D

  • @guardianking07 Death Warrant, great movie.

  • 1st Van Damme

    2nd Arnold schwarzenegger

    3rd Sylvester Stallone

    that was always my fav action list growing up.

  • 1.36 is double impact...I'll bet you want to assfuck him in that pink leotard dont you?

  • dude that isnt funny at all, whats so funny about the dude farting, like really, its so stupid, and just one question too the guy who made this video, are you 5 years old?

  • whats d first film namee ? urghh i forgot :O

  • This song is in Star Wars.

  • all of them are worst

  • the rattle snake climbed up the wrong women hahahaha

  • wtf.. this is like 4 of his movies.. how is this best and worst?

  • what movie at 1:36 please

  • which movie is it where he's in jail?

  • why the music?

  • u hoe bag..makin him look like a fool...i hope he kicks ur ass-

    bithch az mofo

  • wie heist der film 1.01 ?

  • LMFAO, I havent seen many Van Damme films but that is just funny as hell

  • I love all his movies. He's soo hot with those muscles.

  • every time he fights, he says by the way, i can do the splits.

  • he is hot i gonna see him 1 month in basel i'm exsidet to see him :)))))))

  • lol metal gear 5:27

  • 1:28

    amazing

  • any requests. play the same song!

  • hahah the clips from i think it's desert heat....are hilarious.....just freaking halarious rolling over the car then shooting the tank...punching snakes...bombs in pants... plugging a guy with 15 rounds and kicking cigars out of his mouth...i mean epic just epic

  • There's more cheese in a JCVD film than there is in a Babybell factory

  • VD dont do any of his moves its all double stand ..i was with them i know it all, he s a ballet so he can spread his legs but all of the shooting are made repeats and slow motions. they just combine that with sound effects whick makes it look good, just like this video maker used BLs sound for van damme edited parts...tricky stuff ,,

  • dude 5:27 where he hits the snake.... JCVD is a freaking badass!!! haha

  • jcvd is a human wheel of cheese . what a fucking joke.

  • whatever. JCVD rocks.

  • @dmcampbe and he farts too!!

  • that isnt funny. you think farts are sofisticated humor

  • @sigfurt well if you are "sophisticated", then you may learn to spell

  • not in canada

  • @bauncsu hahaha you got him there

  • @bauncsu GRAMMAR NAZI!

  • @bauncsu The farts are hilarious. Hard Target rules. 

  • I heard somewhere that in the game Mortal Kombat, they say the character JOHNNY CAGE is a parody character of JCVD. I guess I can see that having looked at this video Anyway here is my top 5 and bottom 5 of JCVD: Top: Lionheart Bloodsport Kickboxer JCVD Universal Soldgier Bottom 5: Double Team Maximum Risk Universal Soldgier 2-4 The Quest Street Fighter
  • Blood Sport is #1 all the way....

  • he is great indeed, my top ten - 1- hard target 2- timecop 3- kickboxer 4- double impact 5- universal soldier 6- nowhere to run 7- cyborg 8- bloodsport 9- maximum risk 10- double team
  • Jean-Claude is definitely one of the best action stars of all time. My favorite movies: 1 - Double Impact 2 - The Quest 3 - Timecop 4 - Kickboxer 5 - Bloodsport 6 - Hard Target 7 - Universal Soldier 8 - Maximum Risk 9 - Cyborg 10 - Nowhere to Run
  • snake KO

  • tito ortiz said thatsy why he started martial arts.

  • van damme the action hero with gymnastic background lol

  • @no1touch I read in wiki that he had a ballet background????

  • yeah thats true.. ballet helped him with his flexibility..

  • nah dog van damme isn't gay

    i always see him walking down robson street down in vancouver

    and another thing why he isnt.........

    cuz i play hockey with both of his sons LOL

  • xbolet ur wrong, i gotta news for his sons. their dad is gay.,, tell nicholas i fucked his mom darcy and van damme watched it and later he asked me to fuck his ass too ( bangkok ),, glady son i got better surprises ,,, JC is a queer both of his wives know it well too.,

    now keep hockeyin with his sonz...

  • you are SOOOOOOO Wrong. lol.

  • hes not gay you retard.

  • as far as i know he is.

    retard

  • van damme is ace cant believe ya made this video

  • 1 spinning kick later-aghhhhhhhhh

    2 kicks to chong li-Aghhhhhhhh

    2 punches and kicks to 2 men later-Alggghhhhhhhhh......I just want to eat....Allllghhhhhhh

    Crying at funeral-Alghhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Reading the news paper while taking a dump by force-Alllllllghhhhhhhh

  • You ruined all the good things with the retarded sounds you imbecile.

  • Yeah, the artistic integrity was completely diminished in 5:11 by a HUGE pop.....EI

  • 1:35 is a true classic

  • da music mkes it looks so funny n childish lol

  • 1:35 GREAT!!!!!

  • QUE PORQUERIA....

  • I almost shit my pants laughing @ 5:28! LMAO!!!