Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 42]

[royalweirdo]

totally just had sex with swifty via internet

[XonChan]

HEHEHEE just thinking that you look like Jesus LOL

[MrRhinoceros008]

i freaking love your eyes.

[owluver9]

lol Jesus...

[vlasko566]

you sound like kuzco that lama?!? lol

[DomoFreakster]

DUCKINASAURUSORSE!!

[TheDayWeFellInLove]

Oh, oh my, its Swifty with long hair... 3 he should grow it out again... :3

[SissyBell1]

@TheDayWeFellInLove I agree. I also miss his hair like it was in 2008. He has changed SO MUCH.

<3

[LiveTheSaurus]

he kinda looks like russell brand here :o

[Smokebluntmaster]

Jesus?

[FranniEdwards]

you look like jesus *-*

[TheSadandalone]

a whole big 'ol baga' dicks :D

XD

i LOVE him <3

[xTIGERxPAWx]

UGH his hair! >.< Hahah i still love you matt XD

[AntiSocialSaoirse]

He had gorgeous eyes! <3

[TehSosoWorld]

lol press 1 it sounds like he says teabag

[eatmewhileimmissowl]

BIG SEXY.

[BritishStrangers]

is it me or do you look a tiny bit like russell brand?

[XhiimsadeX]

He is so funny and adorable =^_____^=

[MisterGifu]

hi male meekakitty

[MisterGifu]

you are not swifty you stupid little name stealing troll, i remember when your shit videos started smh stop trying to be like the other youtubers and be yourself turd

[Netryn]

Ever play 1:18 over and over?? lol

[Xxratanixx]

u should deffinately have alot more vids wit shane 4sure

[MsMidnighttrain]

he's a TOTAL BADASS

[AllTimeLowRocks99]

Tony The tiger touched me as a child.HAHA.I killed that Bitch.

LMAOOO!I couldnt stop laughing,

[tiaariss]

in your next swifty video, can you put yer hair in a pony tail?? ide so want to see u in a pony tail<3

[Blistique]

fuckin wanna-be

[adeadbitch]

fucking gorgeous eyes omg <3

[CartoonGirl3350]

You look like Dave Grohl.

[DinoDyl]

Boss hair

[ILoveme2536]

I LOVE YOU SWIFTY ( AKA MATT ) -3-3-3-3-3-3-3 HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE TEE HEE PFFT I'M DEFINETLY not 12 YRS OLD PFFT AWKWARD

[kermitthefrog6]

call the duck horse a shelapeto

[JohnJohnsonTV]

You should be the most subscribed person on youtube way better videos then shane dawson's

[sweetlilangel4ever]

lmao the face he makes after saying not to F*** the camera

[krisanimallover]

damn now i have to look teen magazine number 157

[EJSjjh]

What happend to your awesome randomness? :( Like in episodes 26-36

[WadeTheTroll]

@EJSjjh ....you dont call this randomness

[hyleyRoCks]

he looks like jessus ^_^

[cdhammshow]

@hyleyRoCks a sexy jesus.

[sasukauchiha123]

i swear 1:17 when chu say score sounds and looks just how my Panda would do xD thats if he would though o-o xDD (ANYWHO WHO HERE HAS A UNICORN ;D) im kiddding btw o-o xDD

[sasukauchiha123]

Russell Brand Is Hot Matt you are hott.

[dripdryer]

do you have a pink unicorn

[ashietaylor]

"note to self don't fuck the camera" ahaha

[lynneybug]

do pluck hair from your nipples or nipples from your hair?

[RyanScream1]

hahaha i think the longer your beard gets the more insane you are, ima break all your razors =D

[Johnny54411]

Amphibious Duck-Horse+Prostitute= Some random ass animal thingy :P

[MsRainBowTights]

PENISLAND!

[nadziheartsx]

laughed too hard at this

[MsPrincess2171]

eyess (:

[pinkblobfish]

comparing shane dawson and swifty is DUMB! they're totally different...

[morganlouise63]

@pinkblobfish i love them both but Shane is my favorite person on the planet, so no one beats him :)

[basketbomb25]

Haha.....ok then whoa ducks r scary... Stalin duck!!!!! Come here u fuckin duck!!!!

[Introvertion]

I love your hair <3

[mysuppycakeishotter]

russell brand=hot. [:

[mysuppycakeishotter]

...you look like jesus. haha

[Maria36985]

I love his face on 2:00

[MrsDawson00]

Do you plan your episodes then shoot them.? Or just randomly say stuff? :DD

[NerdyDucky798]

id make a Baconhawk. Thumbs up if you know where its from.

[TheNinjaNanner]

@NerdyDucky798 BACONHAWK <3

[morgasum132]

@NerdyDucky798 DesandNate 4ever

[theepicdeathstare]

@NerdyDucky798 My face exploded in a wave of happiness when I seen this.

[tilltheendofforever]

@NerdyDucky798 i love you haha! :3

[sweetsugar1501]

@NerdyDucky798 You = My hero!

[Paintballchicke]

THIS DOESNT FEEL RIGHT aaaarrrrrrhhhhhh

[rspurepk]

u licked me..hahaha

[241lithium]

JESUS!!!!

[butterflybabexoxo1]

LOL AT IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME SONG.

[MadiBoo246]

Swifty would make a good girl,, but I would cry....(: my phone froze at 1:26 ....  I live his face:)

[hghero100]

When you put your mouth up to the camara i felt like i was assaulted...

[iMykalap]

pressing 3 and 7 is funny........ :]

[ChrisHoffmannStudios]

3:26

[breathlessskytaker]

istead of fried id like pan cakes with that 

[Q1679]

123 people lost their removable penis

[itsbreezy87]

@Q1679 WIN!

[leoreoosh]

OMFG i love you your so funny XD when i was watching this video i was laughing my ass off!!!!! you are exactly like me its fuckin creepy!!!! but your really hot

[marlocker8]

Who else wanted to find him and repeadly hit him?

[lunablueflame]

He made me choak on my gold fish...... DX

[stephanieisawsome123]

u look like a hipster but hipsters are sexy

[NeverShoutNever2221]

Oh my God did the condom break?! Gottta love swifty :D <3

[XxcountryrockxX]

ill take your penis to marry hahaa sence its open haha

[101pinkkat]

I dunno wats scarier, your comments or your freaky scary as shit eyes :/

[JessikuhTARD]

you really don't need to shave , you will always be sexy haha.

[Ninalol100]

Note to self : "Don't fuck the camera" Hahaha this cracked me up! <3

[mickeymouseluver123]

u have ur sexy hair bak...

but wats with the beard?

[twilightrose12]

@mickeymouseluver123 it's no shave november! :D

[Boldlycrashing]

Fucking-a for some reason it won't let me subscribe fuck it, I'm gonna go rape someone with a baseball bat.

[Aaphabetical123]

I wasaughing the whole time !

[URMOM21499]

THIS JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT

[HappyCyclopsKitty]

"I like to pick nipple from my hair!" Priceless.

[EpicMalena98]

Is It Wrong When That Swifty Turns Me On? xD

[aly5225]

"Note to self: Don't fuck the camera, BONER!"

[CapinCheenie]

You look like jesus. <3 :D

[AneixTree]

pittbull+shizoo=bullshit



[xtigerx124]

*Licks Camera*

O.o

*Instantly Subscribe*

[ItsMeTheLoverOfYou]

I only subscribed so demon ponies wouldnt harvest my soul....thanks for saving my life swifty! :D

[MariaDeacroix]

You are absolutely crazy, and I love it. Why don't you have more views?!?

[DrinkCement]

Press 3 xD

[HannahFromMarsxD]

Hi Russell Brand at 1:23 x

[xxfaint99x]

I'd like to see a Swiftkaratechop that didn't have something that involved how hot,sexy,etc he is.

[fmer1993]

You are honestly so much funnier than Shane Dawson.

[emily94jpstarrison]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHABANANAS!

[scenesterforeverbaby]

OMYGOD IT'S JESUS!!!..... he looks young, hot, and perverted..... i like that ;)

[ScaredKid321]

I DID NOT KNOW JESUS HAD A YOUTUBE CHANNEL.

And who knew he was this sexy. ;)

[lindbocole]

pause and repeadidly press 3 xD

DIE!!!

[clubbasher32]

you do look way toooooo much like jesus missmusic12ily is correct..XDDDD aand uhm.. idk if you know maddyalyse but pandas suck at repopulating. they just.. dont know how to get it on scientists study them wen they try to have sex and they almost always fail.

[DMaddie123]

You have gorgeous blue eyes!

[missmusic17ily]

LOL u look like Jesus(: lol is it wrong that you're still sexy even after i decided that?... nahhh(:

[maddyalyse]

i would breed a panda and a unicorn :D

[pinkhappybunny98]

the computer froze at 0:05

haha so funny:D

[ladylennon52]

I don't have a question, but theres a song called detachable penis. And ... Yeah, I figured you should know if you didn't already :D

[DjShadowAngel1]

he's one good looking man...swifty here's my question: If you were a jedi what would be ur jedi name and color of your light saber?

[catarinap94]

i've found JESUS CHRIST in this video

from now on i'm religious <3

[fancy82300]

i watched this in front of my mom and i was laughing so hard she thought i was high!

[eatmewhileimmissowl]

5:03 - 5:11 lmfao,

[rainbowmonkeys000001]

Totally just sat here and quoted this word for word... I'm pathetic:)

[slaimable]

you look like geezus

[XheartbrokenX200]

AHHHHHHH the advertisements took you away from meh!!!!! D:

[StartingAnArmyOfLov]

ha i killed that bitch (:

[JackIsMexican14]

I <3 his Beard thingyy. [:

[AllQuesTiOnsAsk3D]

@samthebandgeek

Who doesn't watch Des and Nate? xD lol there awesome =3

[skyeeecaseyyy]

i miss your mullet, i think you lost your swiftyness when you got a hair cut lol

[CherryRedCheekz]

u look better without the mustache

[IEatChuCandeh]

What did I learn today? not to drink milk and watch ask swifty at the same time. :3

[SmoothCow7]

I miss this hair D:

[pheobemoose24]

This just doesn't feel right!!! XD

[Camsbabymammma]

I like you scruffy:)

[URbrokeNCYDEfreaxxx]

3:52 i just keep watching it from ther..is that wierd????

[ZzZzAaAnNnNeEe]

dude shave. thats NOT majestic.

[MaDhAtT3rMimi7]

Asker: Hey cutie pie if you had 1 wish and only one wish what would you do?

Swifty: Firstly, I'd wish for more wishes, Then I'd wish that everyone had wish too... AND THEN I'D WISH THAT EVERYONE WOULD DIE.!!

Asker: What.!?

Swiftly: Uh I meant ... Hi :)

[scundie1]

i would mix a horse and a chicken to make a horse cock

[Samthebandgeek]

@squeeky95 omg u watch them too?! :D

[holleyizafreak116]

this is the funniest episode i think ive ever seen. i think i just died. BRAVO! :D

[squeeky95]

I would mix a pig and a hawk..

and make BaconHawk!

Hoe yea.

Thank you, desandnate for teaching me what baconhawk is.

[6662Ashley]

o_o Is it wrong i was aroused when he licked the camera

[ImpartialWalnut]

@6662Ashley Everyone that watched this was thinking that ._.

[kakashiluver123100]

@6662Ashley u shud ask him XD

[LiLCcProductions]

@6662Ashley whats wrong are the stupid justin bieber commercials before his vids

[BlottosGames]

@6662Ashley it would be wrong if you didnt get aroused

[pendragonmalasia]

@6662Ashley Absolutely not.

[no1caresanymore]

BAGS OF DICKS!!

[Berrypool001]

I wanna draw AskSwifty in my own anime style! :)

[minikim98]

YOU ARE CRAZY haha,I Love you vid,Your amazing :)

[Berrypool001]

By mel gibson did you mean russel brand?

And by look like him did you mean act like him?!

HEH and by penis did you mean a legendaryl unicorn that you can only find?!

[mandirawr]

push 3! bahaha.

[SingurHeartoutxD]

i'll marry your penis

please?

[KillaTTM]

No-Shave-Vember makes you look like Jesus :D

[Hotsttuffa]

Mat I just wanna say you're awsome & I love you. lol

[fallenxbroken]

THIS JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.

[LikeYeaLilly]

I love your various voices:P You should be the voice of a Disney character:P

[vampirenight131]

My ex says "Zing!" all the time.. I now know where he got it from.

[Zahn42]

what did we learn today?

That Matt Brown has a removable penis and is a unicorn

[ChazOrtizTV]

Dude you did look like russel brand at 1:24

[malina909878]

my friends and i repeat this video at school and are teachers laugh (even when we cuss)  ps:were 12 years old 7th graders

[aluminumhallow]

LOL AN AMPHIBIOUS DUCK HORSE <3

[SuperLumipallo]

you sir are very annoing.. but sametime some wierd way hilarious..... annoingly hilarious!? O_o didn't know that it is even possible..

[TheLolarizer123]

y do u cut ur hair?! Wwwhhhyyy???????!!!!!!!!!!

[Helloimemilyful]

"That bitch gotta missin dick" xD

[LearnToRush]

Press 3 for DIE DIE DIE, press 7 for epic crying action

[Dekoi420]

I just got raped.....:/

[Awsomenesslol165]

Damn dude u r so hyperactive lol

[Rawremofication]

The amount of teenagers that would go to church if Jesus looked and acted like this man(in the good ways)

[Serplanter]

when he said that his asshole was a virgin i lol'ed cuz i knew he was lying....

[Brokkedahl]

3:06 - Love it!

[EMILYYY123YYY]

1:23 <3 <3 <3 

[EMILYYY123YYY]

DO YOU ENJOY PENIS?!?!?! ARE YOU SURE?!?!? :O please say yes :)

[EMILYYY123YYY]

dont hit 3 over and over agian :O scary!!

[pehzor]

1:24

[DrinkCement]

*GASP* Oh damn you do look like a really sexy Jesus.

I feel guilty saying that.. D: I wonder what Jesus will say to this little comment when i get to heaven.. "Oh Valerie yeah you remember when you commented that Matthew Brown looked like a sexier version of me? Yeah well I AM WAY HOTTER THAN HIM AND SO YOU WILL BE STUCK INSIDE HIS HEAD FOREVERRRR MUAHAHAHAHAaa..!!" Thats what he said in my head. He was kinda mad.... I wonder what it would be like to be stuck in your head swifty.. Nice:D

[shoelacefromhell]

Retarded bag of dicks!! xD

[killinginnocent998]

I totally love you <3