Turn Your Sat Nav To Romanian - Have Fun With Languages

[ViperVenom]

duh

[TheOceanlab]

Retarded, yet successful hosts of TopGear... They made a habit of making fun of all the nations they've visited. And some of the jokes are just plain stupid and homophobic. I think you all know all the scandals they've been in. It's a shame because there are a lot of fans from all over the world, and they disrespect them with these stupid moments...

[alexsia4me]

what is so funny?

[DKDarius1]

@alexsia4me stiu k esthi romanca...dar ei rad fiindca aud cuvantul ''Iesiti'' iar ei se refera la YE SHITS=adk cacatilor;)

[VoidRou]

what kind of retarded GPS is that ? I think its all made up !

"iesiti" (e'shits eng.) apoi in sensul giratoriu" means "get out then in gyratory sense" WTF it has no sense ? its all made up

[Despellanion]

Geez ,lighten up, it's funny. I laugh at my own language different accents sometimes too.

[pidlive]

LMAO I've never seen James and Oz laugh so hard. This is brilliantly funny! I need to get Romanian on my sat nav :-D

[dum4rs]

Cipry16 i hate him to.

[NilsMcCloud]

Lighten the fuck up. Sjeeeeeeeeeeeeez.

[19dec1981]

this is mental :)) she's shits. dupa o suta the arse :))

im romanian btw

[SouljahsMarching]

shit...

[kialn]

hahahaha LOL everybody lighten up and laugh

[StewenU]

A ieşi - to go out, or to return. IEŞIŢI - she says. In Englsih exist words like "Pool" or "Foot" In romanian these words mean "Pool" - sounds like "Pula" witch means "Dick" "Penis", or "Foot" sounds like "a fute" witch means "To fuck".

[MrDamirRO]

aia vorbeste romaneste cu un alt accent.

PS: cand il vad pe grasu ala cum rade imi vine sa ii dau cu toporu in cap si sa ii torn 2L de spirt pe rana.

[HighQualityGoals]

de cacat, sunteti de cacat !

[wanado7]

"she e shits" that was not spoken by a romanian person

[fivetd]

What the fuck is so funny I can't understand???

[PowerPuffCandy]

Romanian is the language of Dracula :P

[mariuscmr]

Imi pare si mie ca rad la "iesiti" care suna ca "shits" si "yards" care suna "arse" (fund). Asadar, daca imbini shits cu arse... Cred ca as rade si eu cu pofta :)

Ce ziceam de gheata - ceai - picior in engleza? Ice tea foot?

:)

[karbehemu]

You should have seen these two laughing at "Magna cum laude". But you cunt really blame them, they just laugh at everything they cunt understand. But they are good lads, especially the balled one. I heared he really likes english piss with mint.

[mariuscmr]

@karbehemu Imi dai si mie un link la "magna cum laude"? :)

[Evolluti0n]

1. That is not Romanian accent, it's Moldavian, more or less. | Eu is Moldovean si te aisgur ca nu e accentul nostru .. ;)

[metraian]

I don`t see what is so funny , gps voices always sounds different from the original language

[MoneyR8]

I laughed so hard.. and I'm romanian

[MrBright5]

@Cipry16 GPS moldovenesc?) Esti bolnav?)

[Cipry16]

@MrBright5

Nu. Sunt perfect sanatos. N-am zis ca e neaparat moldovenesc. Am zis ca e MORE OR LESS Moldavian. Bag de seama ca tu esti bolnavul, de fapt? Probabil am facut o greseala prin asta, nu tre' sa-mi dai in cap. Dar nu-mi zi tu mie ca ala e accent romanesc, ca nu e. Mai degraba o tipa de alta nationalitate o fi inregistrat mesajele si n-a putut face pronuntia corecta.

[MrBright5]

@Cipry16 Nu e accent moldovenesc 100% ... Eu nu am spus k ii accent romanesc :Facepalm: .... Hmm vrei s spui ca is bolnav?) Singura boala pe care o am e raceala xDD Informatie 100%

[Evolluti0n]

@Cipry16 Nu cred ca se rad de accent ;) ei se rad de limba romana astai adevarul.

[padcat94]

@Cipry16 1. no one really cares, its funny

2.thanks tips, would've never guessed

3.sure go ahead, we find it funny anyway.

4. SHUT UP!

[Cipry16]

@padcat94

1. nobody asked you.

2. glad that you would have never guessed it, now i told you and you know it.

3. A britt sucking my balls, that's funnier

4. YOU SHUT UP!

[MrButtcrap]

@padcat94

Typical British twat.

[petrutzgabriel]

@Cipry16 ce dracu va bagati si voi in seama.Nu suportati ca altii sa faca misto de noi romanii.E clar ca asta nu e accent romanesc dar nici molodovenesc.Din cate imi dau seama cel mai probabil femeia a carei voce se aude la gps e englezoaica cu ceva studii in limba romana...........

[PooPoo2U]

@Cipry16: This isn't Jeremy Clarkson, nor is it even Top Gear.

[PooPoo2U]

@Cipry16: Also, Romanian is a language, not an accent.

[tudor021]

@Cipry16 in primul rand , nu e accent moldovenesc , iar intr-al 2-lea rand e vorba de limba romana, deci nu vad ce diferenta ar face incercarea ta umila de a da vina pe altceva.

[live4filmsubstances]

@Cipry16 bell end

[uprockbiddy]

@Cipry16 esti prost

[Rabo506]

@Cipry16 Jeremy wasn't involved though

[Evolluti0n]

ce tare am ras cu pofta :D

[gogoasacenusie]

Ahahahah Great Britain is the land of Muslims ahahahah and this is not a joke ahahaha and not even funny ahahaha actually it's a disaster ahahah because Great Britain will become Great Muslim Britain ahahaha

[Lily250571]

Sa radeti cand va dau romanii muie

[cotoiful]

verry funny this video ..ieSHITi:))

[alexandrestark]

Mmmmda .. DOI Dobitoci Notorii Patetici . Sugeamiar Pula !!!

[Haillrs]

eshiti sound = shit

[ma3rui4si1]

In romanian it can be used another word for explaining direction that would sound more natural. They should be using a romanian to speak not a foreigner.

[ClownViolenceBoogie]

Jesus! All those fucking negative assholes on a funny video ruining everything. Go fucking die in a ditch you damn Albanian-Roma-whatever-Serb fucking cocksucker. I hope Milosovic will come and kill you all.

[romaniandays]

@ClownViolenceBoogie thats a forced laugh, nothing funny about that, they look like they're trying too hard

and what teh hell is wrong with YOU? talk about overreacting you racist pig

[sextonqpr]

@romaniandays i can assure you that it's not a forced laugh. It's just very,very funny to hear that language to someone who's first language is English. Fukin gypsy

[ma3rui4si1]

@sextonqpr romanians are not gypsies. romanians are europeans for thousands of years not like gypsies witch came from india a few centuries ago. Pay attention at what are you speaking and don't insult everybody with your insolence and ignorance.

[sextonqpr]

@ma3rui4si1 most of them are

[ArianeQube]

@sextonqpr no my friend, you're the only gypsy here

[ma3rui4si1]

@sextonqpr most of them are not! but maybe you can tell us what a xenophobe you are? and to go further, please say how "big" your brain is and how ignorant you are to have your opinions formed by mass-media?

[sextonqpr]

@ma3rui4si1 no thanks,youv'e done it for me already!nice one

[cristinaronson]

@sextonqpr gypsies dont even reach 5% in the romanian population census

but then again you dont care about facts, only about gratuitous insults

adm their laugh is retarded and FORCED

[sextonqpr]

@cristinaronson a good guttural laugh i believe its called. Gypo

[ArianeQube]

@sextonqpr I have nothing against cultural laughs, but you seem to bee an asshole...

[sextonqpr]

@ArianeQube thats correct

[ziledevara1]

so retarded...

[ClownViolenceBoogie]

@ziledevara1 Fuck you.

[sheekorah]

And the best thing it's not just english. 0:34 - dupa means arse in polish language:]

[PentruRasaAlba]

Actually, it would be more like 'yeh-sheets' not 'ye'... think of the letter 'e' as in eric, not english.

[PentruRasaAlba]

She's not saying "shits" idiots, she's not speaking english - she is saying ieșíti [like ye-sheets] which means literally 'get out', though in english sat nav it would be 'get off'.

And besides, it sounds like sheets, not "shits". Native english speakers and can't make out the difference in sound.

And what was so funny about iarzi [yar-z-e] which is just the romanian way of saying 'yards'?

[OtherRealmer]

@PentruRasaAlba James and Oz are basically drunk off their arses during the entire show, and it's a proven fact that being drunk makes you mentally 10 years old.

Also, the romanian way of saying "yards" sounds vaguely like you're saying "arse". Again, they're likely drunk enough to lose their distinction between sounds.

PS. You sound slightly offended. Maybe it's time for a pint?

[GameGlitchPros]

natalio she shits a boy

[92EXC]

I'm a romanian and this was hilarious =))

[Corbon440]

Repeatedly pressing 4 sums it all up.

[operationcwaI789789]

@uprockbiddy it works the other way around too..... like 'car' and 'peach'..... mmmmm.. I loves me some peach... some juicy juicy peach!!!!!!

[FORTY848]

i'm going to do that when i get a satnav, and a car, and a license, and a legal driving age.

[Fezztecfilms]

One of the funniest videos I've ever seen, just because it's so simple :)

[baishengren]

Click at 0:16 repeatedly to see Oz Clarke rock back and fourth! hehe

[baishengren]

I love the actual pic for the vid. Oz Clarke looks so happy! :)

[derbigpr500]

Sheer shits in the arse LOOOL

[MrLangstar]

May shits himself at 0:46

[DarkArchon88]

sheer shits... in the arse...

[kinkyplunk]

Anyone who disliked this is not human!

[DeltaPhi79]

I started to cry..... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[blade853]

press 5 and 6 repeatedly

[PooPoo2U]

@blade853: press 9 fast and he says "gay gay gay gay gay gay gay".

[rapmastermarius]

bagamias pula in anglia voastra sa va iau toata tara voastra in pla si sa ma cac in casaele voastre de lemn :)))

[iancucornel]

@rapmastermarius tristule

[lunaticreanimator]

@rapmastermarius nu ba aia-s americani

[TheAnonymous6818]

When they wheeze they sound like a turbocharger!

[debris165]

Thanks for posting this, makes me laugh every time!!

[tomeklektorpl]

0:32 I love when james talk and then he burst laugh :D

[torjusb]

Where's Transcribe audio when you need it XD

[nicktk]

lool.. cool vid...but it something wrong with that sat nav ..becouse it not useing a romanian accent.. it like romanian spoken with british accent..and it funny :P

[alinthebest]

retards...

[OleKyrkjebo]

James May shouldn't do this, he'll get lost without a satnav

[ongconoimay]

Which episode of Oz & James Drink to Britain was this from?

[baishengren]

@ongconoimay When they went to Ireland~ :)

[DIEXHARDXDAN]

put the seat up the arse

[RC5488]

LMAO!!!!!

[whitefrets]

@judemunkey360 no shit!

[Jamriko]

So mature. LOL love it! :P

[LampshadeGB]

Brilliant!

[dragonobsessedgirlie]

Omg xD I nearly bust a rib there. How can he drive laughing so much?

[cobolt13]

The best death would be death be laughter i think

[pitiviperx]

Guys, it is SI IESITI.........that means that you go out,, anyway something similar. Im romanian I know better........their laugh is cute.

[Jean793]

@1993gandy I know it sound freaky=))) the word that sounded like shit.. it's "IESITI" =)))). And that means Exit..

[Puschkitten]

I laugh EVERY TIME!!

[TroVirus]

shitz de arse

LMFAO



[dronespace]

sheer shits

HAHAHAHA genius

[IncubusGrauen]

oh god... ive watched it like 20 times and still cant stop laughing ... this is the BEST video on youtube!

[XvallorX]

Not only this.

In Italian 'curva' means turn. In Polish 'kurwa' is . . . bitch or whore :D

[IncubusGrauen]

@XvallorX

true but not only in polish but in ukrainian and russian! :D

[sisimoto]

@XvallorX Also in Hungarian Kurva is whore! :)

[CSantinni]

@XvallorX

In German 'kurve' means turn like in Italian 'curva', in Czech and Slovak 'kurva' bitch or whore like in Polish 'kurwa'. :-)

[nicktk]

@XvallorX same in romanian `curva` means whore :)

[prisontv]

ieshits =))

[diamondgeezer1]

Oz clarks look at O:35 is brilliant, just shows how amused he is by it...this clip makes me laugh every time

[diamondgeezer1]

Cracks me up every time!

[Rarzna]

this is probably one of my favourite clips on you tube, the laughter is contagious!!

[rfgod9]

cheers for this, makes me laugh so much.

[niposs]

@rfgod9 then ur a retard, thats not funny at all...it's a gps issue!!!

[otonnis]

That accent is NOT Romanian.

[boshorogul]

este in moldoveneste ! Limba romana la GPS-uri este a unei fete tinere, aceasta este a unei femei mature, si are si un accent diferit !

[jafoosy]

AHAHAHAA!!!!

[valy1233]

dupa 100 te-ai ars?sau mie se pare mie??sa va fut in gura de englezi prosti..si noi ar trebuisa radem de ei!!rasa lor de jegosi muisti

[x5ite]

@valy1233 lol.. zice dupa 100 de yards :))

[calinx]

The funniest think is that the lady is speaking romanian with a bad accent and is lisping. Next time try to find a better GPS or better soundfiles.

[3vo16]

sa va fut in freza :))...

[DDFDriver]

=))=)) S_A BLOCAT PE SENSUL GIRATORIU =))=)) dar aia doi Radeau Ca Prostii ?? /:) sau Chiar Intelegeau ?? THE COMPUTER HAS BLOCKED ON THE ROUNDABOUT =))=)) 1METRE AND YOU ARE GOING TO REACH THE ROUNDABOUT AND YOU MUST GET OUT THROUGH THE ROUNDABOUT =))=))=)) NOT TO STAY IN THE ROUDABOUT =)) WHAT A CRAZY GPS!!!! :-j =))=))

[petrutzgabriel]

ai dreptate :)

[coco22mototo]

Yes, you are right! And there are English words that would make Romanians laugh.

Why some people feel offensed when they see videos like this? Hm, lack of humour sense, what a pity!

[coco22mototo]

Yeah. One day my friends were with some British people and they were saying: "Fac io! Hai, lasă, fac io" :))))

I agree with you. In most of the videos that have to do with Romania(n) there are plenty of such comments....

[klober23]

@uprockbiddy Holy shit, a cool Romanian? Am I in heaven?

[Dragosh2000]

@uprockbiddy :D pai frate noi avem salariu minim p economie 600 d roni/luna astia au cam 1150 euro/luna asa k scuza-ma daca nu iti impartasesc simtul umorului....

[uprockbiddy]

@Dragosh2000 si asta are legatura cu ce am zis eu prin?

[Dragosh2000]

@uprockbiddy pai nu ai zis k nu are nimeni umor in tara asta... ti-a explicat fratele tau dc nu suntem toti râsi. sau mai bine zis dc nu rad la faza aia pana ma cac p mine cum fac anomaliile alea d oameni

[uprockbiddy]

@Dragosh2000 ca nu ai bani...mai zic odata..PENTRU ca nu ai bani nu razi la faptul ca ieshitzi suna ca shit....daca intr-adevar asta e motivul care incerci sa mi-l expui ca scuza pentru taranismul de pe net, eu sincer nu-l cred..cauta unul mai buna

[Dragosh2000]

@uprockbiddy d fiecare data cand imi dai reply trebuie sa le vad fetele la aia, ma apuca durerea d cap....,da am ras la pula pula in nici un caz asa d rau sa raman fara aer,acm nu am chef sa intru in polemici pe baza la tema asta si sa umplu pagina cu ideile mele,dar sunt sigur k si taranismul ala vine din lipsa d educatie si educatia aia se intretine si ea cu ceva asa k ....prv daca vrei sa mai vb da sunt sigur k nu are sens

[uprockbiddy]

@Dragosh2000 si ia zi-mi tu mie. La melodia aia portugheza, PULA PULA PULA, ai ras?

[Jojjo450]

this is hilarious! :D

[methadone0aged]

this is how they speak in republic moldova, not romania.

[petrutzgabriel]

esti idiot......:))

[methadone0aged]

moldovean prost

[petrutzgabriel]

sunt din constanta fraiere............si nu am rude din moldova..................ar trebui sa mai inveti din istoria romanilor si atunci poate ai sa vezi ca moldovenii tot romani sunt............dar ce sa stie un cocalar manelizat ca tine.........bafta la kkt.......mananci cu tona :)

[methadone0aged]

iar esti prost

[petrutzgabriel]

prost esti tu si toata natia ta de cocalar jegos.............

[methadone0aged]

tot prost esti

[petrutzgabriel]

bai distrusule,te bagi in seama ca chilotii in pizda,mars in mortii mati de zdreanta,nu stau sa vorbesc cu toti drogatii de pe net,ai ignore.......................

[petrutzgabriel]

are pe dracku sa te ia

[bebelush69rasha]

apai astia doi se fac ei p ei de ras ... is niste ratati ... daca chiar asa de destepti se cred .. de ce nu isi dau seama ca tipa care vb nu i romana ci i englezoaica si nu stie sa citesca .... nu le ati auzit pe gemenele de la Londra care dac vin in tara vb exact ca tipa aia ... is tare curioasa cum ar vorbi ei :) ;) cred ca ar fi mai dezastru decat tipa aia :) ;)

[fasttipe]

not funny !!!

[bujitamircea]

DA AIA CE VB NU CRED CA II ROMANCA....Ii moldoveanca...:))))))))