Extremely Funny Jokes!!

[anniesweetycute2001]

Not funny

[hasskazz347]

haha these jokes suck balls. no kidding haah but some of them were really good :D subbed

[TransformicexFan]

I made this one up myself... *AHEM*

Yo mama so dumb she couldn't see the difference between a tomato and an apple...

Ik fail xD

[TheRedstoneUser]

Ive got a joke,

I had just gotten done telling an Ethiopian joke. I was told I should walk a mile in their shoes b4 I make fun of them. I promptly said another joke.

Get it?

Ethiopians don't have shoes.

[martin2lee]

what is michel jaksons favorit thing a mike

[dskittles2013]

yall need to stop crackin on Michael Jackson... The man is dead for God's sakes!!! have a little respect!

[kotraquin]

define foreplay in Alabama.....hey sis you awake

[crazzy615]

your mommas so black when she makes coffie and puts creamer in it it doesent turn black cause the reflection of her body

your mommas so fat that when she goese out the door people say hey look theres the taxi so they ride in her fat roles and they cant even get out of her cause shes so fat

i pledge alegince to the flag michael jackson is a (rymes with rag fag)he played with little boys now he plays with little girls hahahahahahhahhhahahahahh jokes by allie putnam

[Codmontages24]

I have one , Your so black in the dark you could use your teeth as a flashlight (because they're teeth are REALLY white)

[JebesIme93]

@Codmontages24 or yellow

[CookiesGoneWild123]

I have a joke!

[bearguyful]

sorry forgot a section the white guy says the same as the mexican and the black guy that he'll jump of the roof if he gets a sand witch

p.s.read bottem one first

[bearguyful]

so at lunch the next day the mexican gets burritos the black guy get chicken and the blond guy gets a sandwitch so they all jump of the roof and kill them selves at the funerall the wives are crying felin gulty and saying if i had known i would have made him a differnt lunch so they look at the wife of the blond because shes not crying and ask why arnt you crying she says i dont feel gulty becase he made his own lunch

[bearguyful]

why did michel jackson go to k mart : he heard boys pants where half off

there is three guys a working in constuction a mexican a black and a blond they all take a break to eat there lunch on the roof the mexican pulls out his lunch and gets burritos then the mexican says if i get burritos for lunch again im going to jump of this roof and kill my self the black guys pulls out his lunch and its fried chicken he says the same as the mexican the white guy pulls out his lunch and it is a sandwich

[ohyeas1]

What do Micheal Jackson and video games have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

What do Micheal Jackon and Ronald McDonald have in common? They both stick their meat in kids buns.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinnochio have in common? They both wanna be a real boy.

What do you call a bunch of black kids running down hill? Jailbreak.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza comes out of the oven.

What do you call a pool of black kids? Cocoa Puffs.

Thumbs up for the jokes??

[monster98012]

@ohyeas1

the video game one was funny

[shanedawsonfan961]

@monster98012 whats green slimy and smells like mrs.piggy .......... kurmets finger lol

[xyo991]

@ohyeas1 thumbs up :D

[DJ2953]

HAHAHAHA those weere funny :P

[asswind366]

some of thos eare in a book im holding right now cald 1,000 more jokes for kids by michael kilgarriff

[cgrou3]

yo muma is so ghetto she got stabbed in a shot out

[balbafoo]

i got chew chew train :D

[2010coolyface]

5 jokes:

1)What do THEY eat?

WE!!Because THEY are the opposite of we!! (NOT FUNNY)

2)What jam we can't eat??

TRAFFIC JAM!!! (NOT FUNNY)

3)

[XboxLiveOnlinePlay]

What is worse than bitting into an apple to find a worm?

The Holocaust or being raped by a giant scorpion

[XxItachixX9800]

what did the angry pillow say to the pillow cover

*u piece of sheet

[genesischavez08]

knock knock

whos there hopo

hopo who?

hop off these nuts

[JasonTitanSword]

These aren't even funny here's some real jokes I didn't know how to throw a boomerang but then it came back to me. Both sides of a pencil could be an eraser but then there would be no point. I finally knew what a tazer did but when I found out I was shocked

[TheMexican941]

@JasonTitanSword those arent jokes the are PUNS!!!

[TheMexican941]

@JasonTitanSword those arent jokes they're PUNS!!!!!

[nFayemous]

lol?

[blactcar]

Theres two boys playinbg swords wit thier wee wees and one kid : Says ha Im beating you : And the other kid get's mad and say's Thunder Cat Thunder Cat Hooooaaaaah and his wee wee gets bigger and wins the sword Battle.

[EliteGunner10]

Yo momma so stupid she looked over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

[xxTormundxx]

Whats brown and keeps tryin to crawl up your leg?

Shit with homesickness.

[Rianthetrickster]

iv got a joke; ' Theres a person who cant speak properly and he goes into a train station and says 'can i have a licket ' so he gets a ticket. ' so he goes into a vars shop and says ' can i have an arse ' so he gets a vars and lastly he goes into a clock shop and says ' excuse me can i buy a cock ? ' so he gets a clock and he walks back and someone says to him ' excuse me sir have u got a clock ' he says ' yeh just hold my ass and licket while i get my cock out ' thumbs up if u like it. lol

[TheDeerHunt3r]

@Rianthetrickster lol is this the joke you were going to tell me?

[evanstone10]

@Rianthetrickster sry il relly liked it i geuss i missplaced the down side was up

[JebesIme93]

@Rianthetrickster  sorry dident like it .. hi cant speak properly buth hi can hear :S

[527gurl]

yo mama so old when she went to school they didnt hav a history class

[MrSpeedealer]

Heres a joke about my penis... nvm its too long

[monster98012]

@MrSpeedealer

i thought it was, wanna here a story about my penis?

[MrZero541]

these joke gave me aids



[missmunk119]

these jokes are shite

[XxxShino]

Lol i like the boomerang one ;D

Imagine- throws boomerang - Hmmm.... - boomerang doesn't come back - FUCKING stick :/

[33PEAR]

haha the one about the bus going to school was pretty lolzy

[ghurxa]

4. Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

5. Yo momma so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

6. Yo momma so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!

7. Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!

8. Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

9. Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

10. Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

[monster98012]

@ghurxa

haha

[airamsretep]

yo momma teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down

yo momma so old when she fart dust comes out

[PeKay91]

@ghurxa yo momma is so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone.

yo momma is so fat she goes to the beach and sells shade

[XxItachixX9800]

@ghurxa ur mama so dumb that when a robber robbed her tv she chased him to give him the remote =P

[maiarox101]

@ghurxa i saw all of those on my ipod

[ghurxa]

Yo momma so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

[Fuelmonkey3]

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side eaten by a shark?

He's all right now. XP

[JokeShack]

Nice, If anyone would like to be a part of a really funny YouTube channel send all your jokes to my inbox. Thank You.

[jordywillems]

elbow is inpossible to tie :D

[mrweasol]

whats black and doesnt work ... half of london

[GLENDASUCKS]

YO MAMMAS SO OLD POWDER COMES OUT HER TITTIES

[pianoandtrombone123]

two cupcakes are sitting together in an oven. one muffin looks at the other muffin and says "hi" the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN"

[powerliftingful]

I haven't shit my pants since I'm 22.

A friend of mine used to always say that. 

[kevin072698]

neither do i

[iDMGBRAZILIANi]

i dont get 4:26??

[powerliftingful]

@iDMGBRAZILIANi I thought about this joke, and think I got it. It's not funny, but it says I keep thinking I'm a goat "since I was a kid" It's like He is convinced he is a Goat.....but remembers being a kid. He speaks of the transition. Get it?? Not funny

[iDMGBRAZILIANi]

@powerliftingful ohhhhhh lol thaxs thats gay joke

[SkaterJacob14]

Here's a funny one.

I was walking in the park and I asked myself, why do frisbees get bigger when they get closer? Then it hit me.

[dancecoolest]

ok i got one that i made up

what type of string does a guitar wear

a G string

[lollipop3345]

yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and i asked her whatt she was doing and she said moving lol

[lollipop3345]

yo momma so old she gang banged with the flintstones lol

[NinjaJouinor]

what did the one potato say to the other potato

nothin potatos cant talk

[68kenton]

what nfl team did jesus play on? the saints lol

[MarioHc4L]

Just a joke folks, just a joke.

A black guy an mexican and an arab are in a car. Who's driving?

The police

[fyflishfy47]

@MarioHc4L You're obviously a racist.

[MarioHc4L]

@fyflishfy47

Sure, whatever you say mate

[TheSteven655]

lol their funny

[sausagerollsnnfish]

some of them were really funny but others i just stood and stared.

what did my light say to me this morning?

stop turning me on :D

:P

[RESEMLOKKz]

ALIENS DO EXIST THEIR JUST WAITING FOR CHUCK NORRIS DEATH!!!!!!

[FredIsNeverDead]

``Spartanboy´´3000 says to ``monster´´98012 that he should burn in hell!............ Nice joke

[xShadoclonenarutox]

your teeth are so yellow cars slowdown when they see you smile

[pattyonlytoday]

the one about the dude feeling like a goat, that one was LAME!

[ghurxa]

yeah im not a racist but it was just a joke

[gunblazingmutant]

some were funny, but not all of them.

[randompreviews]

it was 2 tierd lol

[ghurxa]

heres one there were these 3 people on a boat one was a mexican one was chinese one was american they were on a boat it was sinking so they had to throw ot what they had to much in there country the mexican went first he threw out beans the chinese threw out rice and the american threw out the mexican and said we have too many mexicans in our country

[gunblazingmutant]

@ghurxa aint that the truth no offense but its true, even if it hurts.

[jdaqua129]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Your mom

Oh

[cityandcolour91]

what has 4 wheels and flies?

a garbage truck

[wrathoffufuke]

i thought the thermometer went to collage to get high.

[TheLadyT93]

THESE JOKES SUCK TRY TEW LABEL YOUR VIDZ MORE CAREFUL !!

[tornadovornado]

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?

A: Because it was stapled to the duck.

[MrYayahh]

fck your jokes are fckn gay you fuckn faggot dont even no why you tryd!

[funkymonkey654321]

@MrYayahh god whats ur problem

dont get all emotoinal u moron

[forresta4]

Learn how to spell man... or the joke ain't funny.

[joshuaman777]

man they suck ass they werent even funny let alone Extremely funny pftt

[J3SUSxMODS]

ok, there are 4 black people in a cadillac and they drive off a bridge.

whats the shame?

the car can fit five!!!

[BLACKOUT5529]

where did the little mermaid go - she went to go SEE a movie  why is there no mexican olympians - because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim are in america

[SuperJuzzy123]

q.how to you make lady gaga cry a.pokerface or tell her she a female

[gunblazingmutant]

@SuperJuzzy123 Wait don't you mean call Lady Guy Guy a shemale

[SuperJuzzy123]

@gunblazingmutant hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahah dont spammer this

[SuperJuzzy123]

Respond to this video...  ya

[gunblazingmutant]

@SuperJuzzy123 ???

[jjpr92]

what's long and stinks?

this video

[ospinamariai]

lame

[DylanCee2k71]

naw just naw

[bigdog110061]

i agree with godofsnacks...this guy needs to stop makin up these suck ass jokes!!

[MiyakoLuvBoomer]

i like these xD

[MrOreoMonkey]

what's red and smells like blue paint ........red paint

[slashingwithcleavers]

I've read funnier

[SuperRAmb0]

yo i got a joke: what do u say to a virgen when she snese

gose-in-tight

[xPandaBoi12]

cut the rope

[Shoelacez100]

the lame ones probably are yours....haha just kidding

[The50centgunna]

hmm yeh .... extremely funny. Well here's one for y'all.

How do you piss off a blind person?

Put them in a spherical room and tell them their dinner is in the corner.

[supercoolnes11]

oh yeah, i got some real good ones:

What are two immigrant's favorite sports (not racist)?

Cross country and fencing!

Here's another one:

Why are black people (not racist) so scared of chainsaws?

It goes "run nigga nigga nigga nigga" say it fast and you'll get it.

[luvmilan]

The funniest hahaha

[xxxdisturbed45]

how do you get an old lady to yell damet -get someone beside her to say bingo

[xxxdisturbed45]

yo mama just like a shot gun give her a cock she blowes

[SpOrTsShOrTiE7]

@xxxdisturbed45 hahahhaa thaat waas a goood onee

[InnocentHate13]

Didn't laugh at all.

[TheRobertMillerShow]

Okay, a guy was driving by a house with pink grass, pink plants, pink door, and a pink door knob. The guy says that's a funny looking house and drives on. About a mile down, his car breaks down and remembers the pink house with the pink grass, the pink plants, the pink door, and the pink door knob. He walks there and knocks on the pink door. A women with pink hair and stuff like that. The guy told her about his car and said you can use my phone... I could go on, but i dont have enough space.

[SillyM24]

@TheRobertMillerShow haha, wth, i ac tually took the time nd got interseted in ur joke nd ur jus gon cut it off like that? u sir/mam, are a dick

[TheRobertMillerShow]

@SillyM24 i didnt have space

[SillyM24]

@TheRobertMillerShow well then jus make two comment boxes, im dien over here

[TheRobertMillerShow]

@SillyM24 it takes way more than two comment boxes

[SillyM24]

@TheRobertMillerShow u sir/mam, are cruel

[TheRobertMillerShow]

@SillyM24 im a dude

[SillyM24]

@TheRobertMillerShow well ur a cruel dude

[gunblazingmutant]

@TheRobertMillerShow I agree with SillyM24 just keep making the comment boxes till its done.

[22shootinguard]

i got 1

my name iz so nice u say it twice: MoMo

yo mamas name iz so nice u say it 3 times: HoHoHo

[rockersoul3]

these are the fucking dumbass jokes ever get some perverted shit on goddamn youtube

[jabbawonaby45]

Why don't you tell these to the people who make popsicles and maybe you have a future...these jokes aren't funny at all.

[5topper]

here's a great joke

Q:what kind of pan that you can eat?

A:pancakes!

[wow123456119]

i dont get the docter i think im a goat one

[gunblazingmutant]

@wow123456119 a young goat is a called a kid, and he said he felt like he was a goat since he was a kid.

[Millfreerunning]

yo momma so fat not even dora can explore her

[basketballkydd]

k got 2! lol

wut do u call a sheep with no legs??

A CLOUD!

why do squirrels swim on ther back?

TO KEEP THER NUTS DRY!

[xPandaBoi12]

cut the rope

[xPandaBoi12]

this shit is fuckin halarious no offense

how do u get a black guy down from a tree

[monster98012]

@xPandaBoi12

how?

[luckynumber58]

@xPandaBoi12 cut the noose

[thunderham619]

@xPandaBoi12 How?

[thunderham619]

@xPandaBoi12 How?

[adofri]

@xPandaBoi12 how?

[mrweasol]

@xPandaBoi12 a man willy is like a rubbiks cube the more you play with it the harder it gets

[mrweasol]

@xPandaBoi12 yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

[merchach11]

Two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says wow its hot in here...the other one says HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN

[AGKRWKSCK]

@GODOFSNACKS

how do u start a jew parade .throw a penny down the road

[maryeffinluisa]

Wow, Kinda lame But Still Kinda Funny, lol

i Got one Why Was The Math Book Sad.?

Because It Had To Many Problems.

Whats The Difference Between A Pirates Alphabet And Our Alphabet.?

A Pirates has 7 C's,

What's The Coldest Ant In The World Called.?

Antartica,

[demondance1]

racist joke time!!!!!!!!!!!no offense tho...wats faster than a speeding bullet?think think think think.ready?answer:a jew with a coupon :D

[Bawdog2]

Well Mrhellcat26 thes whert the best but good enugh to lough at ;-)

[MegaGhman]

lnice joke kathey02

[tricksta28]

What are the advantages to having Alzheimer's?

You can hide your own Easter eggs, wrap your own Christmas gifts and you meet new people everyday.

[duncsouthard23]

I got one " Where do you find a dog with no legs "?

"Right where you left him" lol

[23esaraka]

Q: Why does it snow? A Because Uranus is getting whorny!! its funny if your sick minded :P

[ShadowWeilder232]

@23esaraka Took me a second to realize it...That's just wrong...

[MrHellcat26]

these jokes are FAKE and GAY!

[rwfang]

its racist but im not

whats long black and smells like crap

a retail check line

[moramider10]

most of it i know!

[trumpetzmainia]

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

anyone can roast beef.

[ChloeLee1969]

there was a blind farmer that always says that a chicken was a pig why????

because the chicken always say pork pork!!

[davidslover911]

I agree w/ mathewbiglee... about the funnier jokes not hearing them from his 11 year old nephew. I got a better one and I am white so I can say it:

What do you call a white man in the ghetto?

A victim.

[ShadowWeilder232]

@davidslover911 I can relate..

[cis1986]

Seriously, why do you put capitals in the middle of sentences?

[superbadsam23]

heres a better one your momma is so nasty that her vibrator needs viagra

[kathey02]

i got a joke lol man i was dreaming about mufflers all night and i woke up exhausted. kinda stupid but o well

[monster98012]

i dont get it

[ShadowWeilder232]

@monster98012 exhaust pipe and heres a joke "You're driving a bus and you pick up 3 people drop off 2 pick up 12 more drop off 8 pick up 7 and drop off 6 and pick up 9 and drop off 3 and drop off 6 and pick up 5 more. What's the bus drivers name?

Answer:Look at the beginning! It's you!

[geini94]

@monster98012 like an exhaust pipe

[themachinegunn]

this is sad

[Spartanboy3000]

Son: Mom? Why are we pushing the car off a cliff?

Mom: Quiet! Or we will wake your father.

Son: Dad I don't like my sister.

Dad: Eat the rest of your vegetables and leave the rest on the plate.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror her reflection flipped her off.

[kolopin0]

Fail !!

[mathewbiglee]

fuck these jokes are shit have heard funnier thhings from my 11 year old nephew u fucking twat

[dkugler09]

fuck u, u stupid fucking fagget

[071713]

what kind of bow is impossible to tie rainbow^^ nice one:) i have a joke what rain is a bow rainbow heheh^^ :)

[choclets2]

Only Funny Jokes Was D last one...

[charloteswebfan]

1:knock ,kcock

2:whose there?

1:yah

2:yah who?

1:what are you so happy about?

LOL!

[wolftrigger]

mummy mummy why do i keep going around in circles

mum: be quite or i will nail your other foot to the floor

[manhunter22222]

How do you get a jew in a taxi, throw a quarter in, How do you get him out?

Tell him Hitler's Driving

On a scale of one to ten, how fat is your mother

100

On a scale of 1 to 2, How stupid are you, 900

What's spinning and pushing while the other one is running? A Canadian Car Chase(From the commercial)

How fast can a jew run?

Just about as fast as a penny can roll

[sharma19143]

How do u fit 100 Jews into a car?

Throw a penny in it.

What's black, red, and pretty at the same time?

A dead nigger.

Why do Mexicans like tacos so much?

They're too poor to afford something else.

[flargicaldemon]

What do you call a racist fuck-face?

sharma19143.

[sharma19143]

Why don't u go fuck urself? Ur probably a nigger u fucking black bitch