Margaret Cho- Asian Chicken Salad DVD Quality

[manu135713]

ray william johnson made you relevant again

[stone412]

She did this skit at the Keith - Albee Theater in Huntington WV on 21OCT04! She must've been on tour for Gay and Lesbian Awareness because the theater was PACKED and my brother and I had no clue! Awkward! LOL

[TheGreggiraldo]

@mocksession and @StuffBurner hold the phone what`s with the dang attitudes !?!

[mocksession]

@TheGreggiraldo What attitude?

[xafrokillzx]

@mocksession Woah woah woah why so much hate? Did your mom forget to change your diaper?

[mocksession]

@xafrokillzx What hate?

[xafrokillzx]

@mocksession ..... Not sure if troll or just stupid.

[peachcoffret]

@mocksession u ok?

[StuffBurner]

dvd quality my ass

[TheGreggiraldo]

the original amy schumer

[TodaysB34st]

quentin tarantino fucked her

[Pipboy989]

This "joke" went on about 2 minutes too long. Get to the fucking punchline instead of milking that stupid hack bullshit. "lol omg shes making a funny face so hilarious xD".

[kendy4]

@Pipboy989 why u mad though?

[zeeba3999]

I will never get that face she made when talking about "salad of her people" out of my head! XD

[SamuraiYattaro]

Far worse than "DVD Quality" as this video declares. lol This is more like a degraded VHS tape.

[viggi93]

You think we have stereotypes here in America? Travel to Korea or any other Asian country and you will never complain about the stereotypes we have here in America again.

[SuzukiluvrRX11]

Even though shes making a funnyface.It's very beautiful.I love you.

[prolefeedprocessor]

I lose my shit every time she slices it up with the imaginary sword.

[Zanarkandknight]

SHE REMINDS ME OF THE GRUDGE XDDD Gotta love Margaret :3

[MeepullStewray]

what did you film this with, a potato?

[MsTania66]

I think I just died laughing

[MaStormy]

how did Sister Cho do that with her face?

[luv6pup]

Yeah! This is what i like! Thumbs up!

[thelozenges]

She really is beautiful, it's hard to believe people could really make her think otherwise

[jjmd280]

@cgystephen Stay classy you keyboard cunt.

[cgystephen]

@jjmd280 Hey, just commenting with the same tone used by Cho herself.

[rannierunsfast]

margarett cho doesnt really look that asian. well, except for her face.

[palecapulet]

@rannierunsfast what other way can you recognize an asian race?

[rannierunsfast]

@palecapulet it was a joke

[Omomoification]

"...and CRISPY WONTON CRUNCHES!!"

I. DIED. I freakin' LOVE Margaret Cho.

[Iluvmycowcow]

I started laughing even before she actually got to her punchline...I think it was because my body already knew that her joke was going to be funny as hell? Ow, my lungs hurt, but you get a stomach workout from laughing. Margaret Cho will give me a six pack^^

[jungillest]

OMG this is one of her funniest moments- LOVE HER!!!

[chazamn]

I never get tired of this video. I LOVE MARGARET CHO! She's hilarious in drop dead diva too!

[15Secco]

Why are all her vids poor quality???

[ocergnairb]

LOVE

[TomPMelanson]

This Is Not The Salad Of My People!

[pcking2008]

LOL fucking Margaret she's hella funny!!

[ilybbycakez]

1:06 i lost my shit and started laughing out loud by myself.

[bluemystic7502]

I could watch her for hours and never crack a smile.

[DorkTheNerdInvader1]

@bluemystic7502

i can watch her slowly burn to death and always crack a smile =)

My dogs love crispy and well done KOREAN food

[JohnathanSaraBella]

Me and my gay quote this like crazy..."This is not the salad of my people!!" and "Crispy wonton Crunchies"

[UK1774]

change the title, it lies

[Tremukoh]

dvd quality my ass.

[Czechpartisan]

I DIED xD

[RaptorLuv]

one of my favorite clips of her stand up!!

[atolm1]

dvd quality? more like 8 track quality

[Shanniquitie]

this is so NOT dvd quality

[ChristewieTV]

Her Face is priceless

[moonlily1]

thanks to margaret now I always call those fried noodle things you put in your soup at chinese restaraunts 'crispy wonton crunchies'.

[LOL2240]

We use maderine oranges and crispie wonton CRUNCHIES!!!!!! bahahaha laughed so hard

[Paylala]

I love the sword-swiping motions at the end... hahahaha

[ChainsawGoddess]

"THIS IS NOT...

THE SALAD OF MY PEOPLE"

[autumnsfall25]

Gods, that FACE she makes. I nearly died.

[prolefeedprocessor]

The sword slice at the end gets me every time.

[labelfree904]

Lol you're the one complaining. Just be happy there's free video on the internet and that this hasn't been removed because of copyright infringement.

[donsherio]

Oh I'm not complaining about the free video that I'm privileged to view. I'm complaining about the falsely stated, misleading title.

[surrealbox]

fantastic :)

[donsherio]

Fuck the "DVD" Quality stupid. Going somwehere else!

[labelfree904]

spaz

[donsherio]

Thanks for the kind words. How old are you?

[mszsu]

omgosh this was hilarious

[ScinLaeca358]

She draws this out SO long...lol. I saw her do the same bit somewhere else and it took her about 30 secs. She must've evolved this whole thing on the road. So hilarious

[TrueTydin]

Ive watched this about 10 times, never NEVER gets old! Good shit Margie!

[eunseam]

i love her dress!

[TadakoXIII]

ROFL OH GOD. SO GOOD.

[TheInnerSanctuary]

"CRISPY WONTON CRUNCHES!!"

[sheepboy888]

ahahhaha its funny, coz shes asian. get it.

[ChristinaWatkinson]

uh. yea. sure!

[newworld191]

whenever I have asian chicken salad on a plane I think of her hilarious performance lol

[adamwonderstar]

lol, wenever i have salad now i think of this.

[lovepet94]

HILARIOUS

[Kavelle]

The funniest bitch alive! Love her!!

[Sabreeshuh]

crispy wonton crunchies LOL

[glamslammer]

LMAO!! The samurai chop at the end!

[santaclaus1986]

the face she made. is it supposed to be an asian style painting you see of women in chinese resturants?

[beingvenus]

dude, that's so racist I think I'm going to fall off my chair

[santaclaus1986]

im serious. thats what it reminds me of.

[Dhyanyogilove]

@santaclaus1986 Kabuki! Japanese Theatre (which is kind of funny in itself, since Margaret is Korean.

[vforvlogging]

I LOVE HER.

[GR8ClassicDisco]

Margaret is so cooool once again...She Rocks!

[S0vereignty]

This is not.... the salad of my people

LMAO

[manoman0]

0:57 - eat her?

[gotalittlecaptain]

I love you Margaret

[pun2k9]

Crouching Tiger Hidden Chicken Salad!

[Sabreeshuh]

HAAAAA OMFG thats good!!!

[Gracieeeeeeeeeeeeee]

She's amazing

[roadrunnerblaz]

SHE IS SO FLIPPIN' H-I-LARY-O-U-S!

[et19942013]

This is not the salad of my people.

[NickalNack]

Dat mai fren... iz en ashiun... chikken... SALAAAAA!!!!

[hnoss13]

She looks like Golem from Lord of the Rings.

LMAO!!!!!!

"This is not the salad of my people!"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!

[mabelsmill]

That's because you are a defective piece of idiot shit.

[FortWayne46815]

Yeah, seriously just die.

[manoman0]

let this just be funny. you political correct nazis. ok?

[sillyasiantrixr4kidz]

this skit always makes me laugh So hard

[yeahithasahemi]

this is not the salad of my people

[jetgirlart]

I AM A SALAD TO MY PEOPLE!

[yujinishuge]

Margaret Cho isn't funny.

[ktieu823]

because you take everything too seriously! i'm azn too and i'm not offended, i think its funny how much people care about race. When it comes down to it all who cares what skin color you are?

[xAngelaHayzex]

I'm asian..it was funny at first,where the waiter didn't dare say asian salad.

but it's all on the asians after that.

why am I a bit offended?

[tetrisattack90]

are you retarded??? she is fucking asian as well. you are a moron and need to stfu kthx.

[nickyflatears]

I LOVE Margaret Cho!

[ghostalks]

Rofl, I love the little sword slicing thing she does at the end. Brilliant.

[MargaritasAntesPorco]

I feel so sorry for her parents. They probably had to go through all kinds of shit in this country to provide for her and she turned out to be a total failure. She ended up indulging in the worst elements of liberal American culture and became a total embarassment for other Koreans and her parents. They probably made the mistake of giving her way too much free reign or she just couldn't live up to their expectations and sold out. I bet her parents curse the day that they brought her to the US.

[YurAllStupid]

Not to mention that insulting imitation of her own race that she does ALL THE TIME. How is that even funny?

[nickyflatears]

It's hysterical, and who's forcing you to watch?

[YurAllStupid]

No, YOU think it's hysterical. Are you her defender or something? Does she defend YOU? And I watch whatever I want to watch, stupid. This is what the site is for- hence, the COMMENT section.

[ScinLaeca358]

Fine, keep watching shit that annoys you.

[YurAllStupid]

I'll do that. Thanks for letting me know. I had no idea I could do whatever I wanted.

[MargaritasAntesPorco]

you're funny. And quite completely correct here. Bravo for people who think for themselves.

I think more asians ought to stand up and say margaret Cho doesn't speak for all asian-america,...in fact, she barely even represents a small fraction of it...

[emusic255]

yeah, i think she was joking about the exhaggerated impression the air stuard had. she not SERIOUSLY implying asian people look like that. shes a comedian, political correctness is out the window.

[YurAllStupid]

Originality must be out the window too. You're probably more familiar with her work than I am. Doesnt she do a over-the-top asian impression in EVERY show? I'm just guessing.

[emusic255]

yeah, she does. its the basis of her routines.

[YurAllStupid]

Cool. You enjoy your weekend.

[xAngelaHayzex]

I'm asian and I agree..I don't think anyone who's NOT ASIAN has any say about wether or not it's offensive

[YurAllStupid]

You make a great point. I called it insulting but actual Asian people should be the judge of how they feel about it. I'll stick to my 'not being funny' assessment of Chow and leave the other issues to actual asian people. I know how annoying that can be- like when white girls I know try to be all super pro black and speak on things they know nothing about. Still, I think Chow would insult me if I were asian. I think.

[Karliang]

Who the heck is CHOW?!

[YurAllStupid]

Someone who isnt interesting enough for me to get their name right? Maybe that's who that is.

[orangecarrotcake]

FUCKING BRILLIANT! LOL

[mv77vm]

LMAO!

I'd like to see the flight attendant's face when he sees this- If he hasn't already!

[caseylarwood]

How does she do that with her face?

[miggitdog]

"This is not...the salad of my people!"

God I love Margaret Cho, this bit always cracks me up. xD

[justaskmepeople]

lol, she reminds me of an asian gollum

[absolut3destiny]

Haha the last line / her knocking out the steward is the best!!

[philtirah]

mandarin oranges and crispy won ton crunchies...lol

[camerasmile6116]

scary o_O lmao :P

[fleeperzonk]

The funniest part of this is "DVD Quality"

No, but seriously. I LOL'ed.

[Ctmagnus]

fucking funny!

[stupefy215]

HAHAHAHA

[jdp17]

I watched this the other night at my friends' place, and I laughed SO hard! The faces she makes are the best.

[muhdatif]

fucking scary!

[MusicontheBrain247]

I am so impressed that she can take a joke and stretch it out so long, yet keep it consistently funny and interesting the whole way. She is awesome!

[mlandersgurrrl]

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS!! I used to do this at school...lol and when I found it on YouTube I sent it to all of my Asian friends and they were DYING! XD I heart Margaret Cho!!

[ItalianDude88Returns]

THIS IS NOT..

THE SALAD OF MY PEOPLE

[BenPookyXCore]

lol that face she makes

[tony35218]

that my friends is an ASIAN CHICKEN SALAD

[JehxOne]

omg her face

[einsango]

AND CRISPY WONTON CRUNCHES!!!!

[fmarcum01]

Is she is like a comedian,because if she is she is hilarious! Sorry never heard of her,but is kind of familar.But anyways 5 stars for this vid!:)

[Munstergirl]

I fucking LOVE it

[mitchellcbridge]

she is like an asian golem from the lord of the rings

[GabbyWTF]

So funny, yet I do that whenever I get that salad from McDonald's.

[CosmicNoodleDancer]

The SALAD of my people!!11111

[fmarcum01]

The salad of my people.<3! Lol! Totally faved this!

[bokan800]

The face is just crazy. LOL

*Tosses salad in the air then slices it samurai style*

[r24man]

thnx 4 posting this 5/5

[Imogence]

FInally someone has posted this xD

Many thanks.

"That, my friend... is an ASIAN. CHICKEN. SALAAAAAAAD" (ninja move)

[hellovideosXD]

hhahahahahaha

[romino707]

THE SALAD OF MY PEOPLE! XD!