2.5オヤジーズEp11 2丁目でゾンビーがポールダンシング？ Poledancing Zombies!!!

[maimoimei]

既に死んでたwwww

[MRT14331]

　何かさあ、日本とアメリカのエロビデオ見てわかることないｗ

１、アメリカ人ってさ、肉食が多いから、アドレナリン系が良く出­ると思うよ。だから、牛か豚の種付けみたいなのばっかだね。

２、逆に日本人はそんなにアドレナリン系が出ないから、ゆっくり­、じんわりとエロエロなのが多いとおもうなぁ。

３、アメリカ人の好きな言葉は『agressive』でしょ。ア­ドレナリン系が出るからだよ。

４、日本人も最近肉食が増えて、メジャーリーグとか行ってるけど­、本来は、パワースポーツより、卓球とか、マラソンが向いている­んだよねぇ！

[MRT14331]

　シーシェパードって問題だよね。こいつらの正体を知ってるｗ

１、アメリカはセルシオなんて車は作れません。ですから、牛肉が­売れなくなるのは死活問題です。

２、その為、日本人がクジラを食べると、牛肉が売れなくなります­。それで、クジラは可愛そうだとプロパガンダをしているのです。

３、ところが、日本人の様に米や野菜の生活だと、わずかな土地で­済みますが、牛を育てるとなると、その１０倍もの土地が必要です­。お前たちのほうが環境に悪いだろうと、暴かれる始末です。

４、この前は、マグロも可愛そうだと言い出しましたね。クジラや­マグロが他の魚を食べると、魚の値段が上がり、もっと牛肉を売ろ­うという算段です。

５、捕鯨や漁業は環境に良いのです。土地を必要とせず、自然の力­で育ったものをいただくのです。江戸時代からやってるものが何故­急に、再生不可能になるのでしょうか。

[MRT14331]

　日本の都市、東京や大阪、名古屋、横浜、千葉など大都市は問題だ­。もし地震があったら、避難場所として、練馬公園や日比谷公園み­たいなのが幾つも必要だ。　道路が寸断されたらヘリで輸送しなければならない。　だから、東京を始めとして、人口を４割くらい抜いて、公園都市的­に再整備が必要だ。世界の大都市もそうだよね。あまり、一極集中­すると、震災などの時に大変になる。　また、子供の頃からキャンプやったり、体育館で寝たりして、いつ­震災が来ても大丈夫な訓練が必要だ。　運動会でもプレハブ建て競争とかやって、常に不測の事態に備えな­ければならない。　なんて、考えたりした、、、、、

[MRT14331]

 ニュージーランドは日本と同じくらい農地があるらしい。ただ、人­口が少ないのでたっぷり作物を作ることが出来るらしい。だから、­アメリカの遺伝子組み換え作物をやめて、ニュージーランドから輸­入したほうが良い。　ニュージーランドとは仲良くしとかないと、食糧危機の時、食糧を­変えなくなるね、なんて、思ったりした、、、、、、　でももう、いろんな国に輸出しているのかな、、、、、

[MRT14331]

　ただ、日本人も捨てたものじゃない。最近は、『暴き系』というの­を聞いたことがあるか。要は大手マスコミのタブーをばらす人。昔­は怖くて誰も言えんかったことを平気でばらしてある。　副島隆彦、ベンジャミン・フルフォードを筆頭に大手マスコミ出身­ではないリチャード・コシミズや反ロスチャイルド同盟の安倍芳裕­だ。　これはリチャード・コシミズ、暇があったら見ておくといい。『独­立党トップ』の動画ギャラリーで色々やっている。　アメリカではJOHN COLEMANやALEX JOHNESだね。

[MRT14331]

　確かに日本人は自分の意見発表をするのが苦手で、黙っているほう­が、むしろ美徳とされている面もある。その点は、世界一損をして­いるかもね。

[ThePcvan]

外国人同士が日本語で会話しているのを見ていい意味で衝撃を受け­た(culture shock)

[tokyodoru]

CHOOSE BRIAN FROM ITSCANDYTIME!!!!

[edtomorrow]

This is sooooo awesome!!! Great choice on the 1/2. Its who I was was rooting for. Great chemistry y'all have... Heck she even kept Victor quiet for the most part. LOL!!! Good job y'all I hope she sticks with it. Funny Zombie story!!!

Chuße!!!

[sandpeopleaway]

Victors like O.o the whole time pretty much haha

[idostuff1up]

Wait, 2 and a Half...and there's 3 people? o__O

One of you must be the half.

I bet it's victor.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@idostuff1up

It is. That's why you never see my soul. Or my feet.

[hmatsuuchi]

Vodburner does Skype group video recording?!?!

Nice addition to the show! Looking forward to you guys settling in and where you take things in the future.

[JapanAndThings]

I liked that you guys spoke in Japanese. :)

[TheMadPoppet]

Gee Victor - couldn't get a word in eh? I don't think I've ever seen you that quiet ^^;

Also, I prefer the vids in Japanese. Thank you Hiko!!

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@TheMadPoppet

Hiko and I had to wait an hour for MilkJamJuice to get her make up on (actually software) and all that while I was drinking whisky and Hiko was drinking milk. Enuff said?

[TheMadPoppet]

@Gimmeaflakeman Hmm.. likely story ;)

[DopeSpace9]

she kinda looks like hunny bunny from pulp fiction.

[davidcook2]

i really like you three together, very entertaining

[Antboss76]

imagine starletshay in this conversation..

[LazyLeem]

more more more !

[Celamux]

Great show! :D And it's really good that it'n in japanese, cause thats what most people are interested in learning eh?

[SprocketTalker]

Ren's stories are the best :D

[totaldramaqueen108]

ren!!!!!!!! and lol the sttories she's got to tell :)

[Degenskonto]

Meh! I want loinger episodes! Well the vid was sweet, loved Victors face when she was talkin about pole dancing haha

[Hikosaemon]

@Degenskonto The follow up English episode on Gimmeaflakeman will be in English and longer. I edit the Japanese episodes on my channel a little more brutally simply because I have to later go and subtitle them, which ain't easy, y'know!

I do have the ambition of getting the longer English episodes into a podcast format as well - all going well, the first of those may be with the next episode.

[akasatarou]

みなさん素敵です(笑)

[lilbondblacky]

nice one lol and i just noticed something, thought it was 2 and a half 親父's (oyaji's)/ middle aged "men"....? no offence ren just felt like pointing that out :) still great though

[Hikosaemon]

@lilbondblacky We like to think of "oyaji" as a state of mind, and not just an advancing state of physical and mental decay for dudes.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@Hikosaemon

Who you calling decaying?

[Hikosaemon]

@Gimmeaflakeman Dude - check your face between 2:00 and 2:40. You're practically an Incan ruin...

[tremault]

yeah i been to kabukichou. that place is interesting. for sure.

was talking to some guy, pretty sure he was a yakuza. old man very smart wearing a really nice suit and very charismatic. I won't tell you why i was talking to him.... ;p ( i was looking for a filming location for lion maru g)

[FindMeInKurume]

Excellent new video with the .5 oyaji, even though it's not an oyaji. Glad this came out! cool addition =) Peace

[Hikosaemon]

@FindMeInKurume She's a great catch - she's set the bar high for future cohosts.

[AntoneX6]

I'm too young for this....... D:

[benitofinito]

Wow, It's so weird to hear three Western people talking Japanese so casually.

[milkjamjuice]

I just realized my favorite word to use is "nanka...."

[Hikosaemon]

@milkjamjuice Me too.... :)

[TheMexicanGaysha]

@milkjamjuice

sugooooi naaa!! milkjamjuice no pole dance show attara mi ni ikitai wa!! renshuu ippai shite, boku nihon e itta toki ni zettai milkjamjuice no show mini iku wa!! show janakuetemo, renshuu mitemo ii no?? hehee

ochiranai you ni neeee!!!

[milkjamjuice]

@TheMexicanGaysha AWW HELL YEAH. Hopefully I'll be one of the Sweet Candy Girls by early next year :D

[Muso992]

@TheMexicanGaysha Mother of god that was painful to read. Please don't type in romaji. お願い。

[FindMeInKurume]

@milkjamjuice I just realized you make an awesome addition to the duo!

[LordBalto]

@edtomorrow She's not gay, Flanders. At least she says she's not.

[edtomorrow]

@LordBalto I could have sworn she has a old video about it... Hmmm... Maybe I wasn't paying close enough attention... GOMEN!!! LOL!!!

[edtomorrow]

@LordBalto Hmmmm... Now this is bothering me... I think I should delete my original message... It was a dumb thing to say anyway...

[morethansushiLJ]

Entertainment: A+. Ren was a great choice. Looking forward to more...

[YTBulletTrain]

Outstanding episode and guest! A real force of nature! ~Kurt :-)

[LordBalto]

@YTBulletTrain Have you seen her Volume Ace videos, Kurt?

[mimei]

お誕生日おめでとうございます！

Renさん日本語上手ですね！

[yumyumsesame]

Yes! Great choice! Ren is awesome! ^^

[TheVloggingGaijin]

I like it that the person who is speaking gets to be the biggest in picture, it makes it very nice to watch, good ep btw, milkjamjuice is awesome

[Hikosaemon]

@TheVloggingGaijin right - that's a feature of VODBurner, the recording software I use, and I agree, I think it makes it easier to watch, and feel more animated. Nice call. And yes, milkjamjuice was carrying us in this Ep - she is indeed quite the awesome...

[markshmily]

I'm a little sad it ended so quickly.. >_o

I'm really enjoying these vids. =D

I also like the Japanese.. I can sorta understand things here and there. =D

Thanks to all three of you =D

Happy Thanksgiving. =D

[Hikosaemon]

@markshmily Happy thanksgiving to you!

[Bosque1994]

From 2:00 to 2:40 just look at Victor's face....lmao

[MrWillager]

@Bosque1994 LMFAO I LOLd so hard!

[Hikosaemon]

@Bosque1994 lol, you're right!

[Oldenyouth]

Impressed, mate. I really love this trio rocking the J-vlog scene like a drunken zombinated pole-dancer. Speaking of which...did I mention to you that I pole-dance using my serpent staff? But I ended up getting to the ground and reanimated as a lich instead. Bah. Good vid, thumbs up and I might say Hi to Ren. She's a good addition to the oyaji club after all. So sayeth, The One True Half-Oyaji himself.

[slowmotiontrainwreck]

@2:47 Ren said "abarabone" but other oyajis heard "agonohone". lol.

[Hikosaemon]

@slowmotiontrainwreck you know, I only learned after your comment that abarabone and rokkotsu are the same word - 13 years, all I have ever used is rokkotsu, and yeah, when she said that word, I completely misheard it, even though it was clear she was talking about ribs. I guess ya learn something new every day :) Cheers!

[slowmotiontrainwreck]

@Hikosaemon What makes this video so funny is that i can hear you all clearly, but you guys are having trouble understanding each other for some reasons. like when Ren said "O-sakasama(upside down)" move, subtitle reads "Asaka Sama" like it's some kind of a person. Hilarious! Usually, it's easier to understand the speaker of the same native language speaking a foreign language, but it's not the case here. interesting indeed. I wanna see more of these.

[milkjamjuice]

@slowmotiontrainwreck To be honest though, I think a lot of it is because I don't enunciate very well in Japanese so a lot of what I say becomes kind of ayashii... XD

[slowmotiontrainwreck]

@milkjamjuice but you sound fine to me, and both victor and hikosaemon are up there with the best when it comes to speaking japanese. i think it's a generation thing!

[Gimmeabreakman]

@milkjamjuice

Yeah, I look back on my Jvlogs on victorintheworld and I'm yelling at the screen ENUNCIATE!

[Hikosaemon]

@slowmotiontrainwreck Interesting observation, and there are two factors at play - the video records the sound a lot better than we actually hear it on crappy PC speakers and headphones is one, and the other thing is that we're all quite different people with different life experience, and as such can bring Japanese to the table that others are not familiar with. For example, my pole-dancing Japanese is a little rusty so I didn't know which way to subtitle. Thanks for the correction.It IS fun :)

[ElevenColors]

@Hikosaemon I learned much the same after breaking a few.

[Kirarachu]

I think I just fell in love with Ren. Oyaji's need this girl for some perspective, yo!



[kaka5656kaka]

As a Japanese, I found it they amazingly can speak Japanese well, but sometimes the girl stuck and wondered how to say in Japanese at the same time. I bet Hikosaemon's Japanese skills must be the best in those three and next is Victor. Though it was lots of fun to watch that two oyajis helped a girl with obscence eyes!! *jk

[milkjamjuice]

@kaka5656kaka This is quite true, lol. Doing it live on Skype like that there were some comments I didn't pick up on, heheheh... Wish I had, the conversation could have become that much juicier. Here's to next time!

[Jimaera]

Lol... you two have sure as hell got your third oyaji- this girl ain't no 0.5.

[Hikosaemon]

@Jimaera lol! Yeah, she's great, isn't she... :)

[MattUPSB]

judging by the comments, it looks like a large majority of viewers are english speakers.... so wouldnt it make more sense to do it in english and add japanese subtitles?

[Hikosaemon]

@MattUPSB Japanese watch my channel in at least equal numbers, but are shy about commenting, etc, and often watch via mobile phones and so on. The idea of this channel is that vids are primarily in Japanese, made English accessible. Vic and I also alternate, doing Japanese on my channel and English on his channel so we can reach out to everyone.

And... frankly... it is easier and quicker to subtitle into English than Japanese. It's a nice formula for us. Check the next episode in English!

[Massofwaffles]

Golly gee wilikers this is awesome

[perdomot]

Love Ren's debut! Hiko having to clarify everybody's Japanese was hilarious.

[MicknFumi]

Wait

what?

huh?

aye!

what?...ouch!...lol...

[laura121684]

Ren totally stole the show! It's awesome! XD

[LordBalto]

@laura121684 It's called stage presence. Check out her Volume Ace videos.

[karnisov]

ren is a nice addition to the group.

[zerosonico]

Show notes:

1* Ren does rock indeed.

2* Anyone noticed Victor's face during the WHOLE pole dancing part? :P

3: Ren: "Ni-Chome Victor/Hiko: "Ni channeru?" Right... act like like you have no idea what she's talking about.

[zerosonico]

THAT WAS THE BEST ICHIBAN INTRO EVER indeed, sir.

[wheelieshinobi84]

Sweet lord of the jvloggers.... YESSSSS

[TheClemson999]

Now I only have to go to one channel to watch my three most favorite You Tubers!

[Gimmeabreakman]

@TheClemson999

Well, actually the three of us will be alternating on these three channels.

[TheClemson999]

@Gimmeabreakman

Is Ren the permanent half of the Oyajis? Because that would be really awesome if she was!

[Tannz0rz]

Hiko, you're not alone. My hairy legs would deter me from pole dancing as well.

lmao

[TheClemson999]

OH HELL YEAH! THE TRIFECTA IS COMPLETE!

[svenrts87]

Nice!

[xray411]

finally the oyajis are complete!!!!

[Gimmeaflakeman]

YES!

[Oldenyouth]

@Gimmeaflakeman FUCKING.PLEASE! YES! YES! Dayyymmm...I think I just saw @Betamaxdc pole-dancing in my head. Fucking BAH! ~ so says ex-god of lunatics.