dON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO THREE OTHER VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSEitacullyworks
I traded my vintage fedora for a 10 keys and got 3 jarates, mad milk, 2 hatless,a sandvich, a wrangler, a Fist of steel, and a cowmanlger. I shit a brick when i found a another hat and remade them into a fedora but i remembered what happened and cried.
Lol, were you really expecting an unusual to be in one of those TWO crates? Who the hell trades a vintage hat for two keys? Even eight keys would probably be a rip.
any person with a brain should trade their vintage hat for 8 keys considering that you could easily get 3-4 high tier vintages with 8 keys or a bills hat for 5 keys
@MezaseMaster Just so you know, Vintage Fancy Fedora is around 3 ref. And a key is around 2.33 ref each. So he got a pretty good deal on those keys. Learn the market.
Also, there is nothing IN the crates. What you get is determined by the server when you open them. Learn the game.
@Enhor13 Stupid Fag look at the date what day it was posted. There were keys worth only 2reclaimed-1refined when you are such a noob and play it F2P not my fault but dont say to people learn game when you dont know the game.
I've been thinking. When Gabe drops you crates, don't unbox them. Make Gabe take the crates back. Get mad! I don't want your damn crates, what am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see Gabe's manager, make Gabe rue the day he thought he could drop Cave Johnson crates! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your server down! With the crates! I'm gonna get the Engineer to invent a combustible crate that burns your server down!
@DoubleTRex lol yesterday i brought 2 keys unboxed 2 series 1 crates and i got a name tag after the first one unboxed the other one AND I GOT ANOUTHER NAME TAG and i was trying to sell my v.fedora for 2 keys until i got them:D so i got 2 name tags and i never lost my v.zotachi and v.fedora:D
Its funny to see how people can give away their stuff/money for UNCERTAIN items.
Its like i go to the Market and i say "I will give you 100€ and you will randomly give me something that is worth more or less than 100€". And then i would get a Cola.
Don't say that it would be stupid, cause you (DoubleTRex) did the same thing, but in TF2.
@DoubleTRex Anyway, you are not the only one who have been GabeTrolled. He trolled us all with the Winter Crates. GabeN: We made new crates! Community: Niiiiice. How can i open them? GabeN: Its a secret!!! You'll know later.... Community: Oh, ok... I guess... After some days. Community: So, can i open the crates? GabeN: YES! Community: And how? GabeN: By buying winter KEYS!! Community: w-what!? GabeN: *trollface*
@DoubleTRex Well i think you should sell those keys for metals or even hats if you find someone desperate. They will record everything. Then they will get a shitty weapon. And post a video/post about what they lost. And then someone is gonna say exactly what i said to the person that posted the video or something, i don't know it is just gonna happen again and again. Yes im drunk. Anyway GabeN trolled us again *burp*
Gabe is proud of your sacrifice ;_;
123468797 6 days ago
@DoubleTRex Doesn't matter :D
DraguWokeez 1 week ago
@DraguWokeez No. >:[
DoubleTRex 1 week ago
I want a nametag... do you still have it
DraguWokeez 1 week ago
@DraguWokeez This video is a year old.
DoubleTRex 1 week ago
Next time, do it for 20 keys.
PinkiePiethePyro 1 week ago
i love to haf nametag NAMETAG NAMETAG GIVE ME ALL NOW LOL
luccasmi2 3 weeks ago
The name off this video is from Dr.Strangelove or: How i learn'd to stop worrying and love the bomb. Right?
Attendat 4 weeks ago
@Attendat no its an original title /sarc
DoubleTRex 4 weeks ago
i want that haunted metal scrap 0_0
SRTHUNDA 1 month ago
Poor spy can't be gentlespy anymore. The fedora is what makes the whole image.
DeadlyNightshadeZ 1 month ago
And this is why you don't trade items you value more than the money the keys cost.
gamemeister27 1 month ago
watch this in 2x speed
EDDYBICBIC 1 month ago
NOM NOM NOM
BONKboy3000 2 months ago
It should be noted That the word "jew" Is in this video's Address.
Naturally, it should also be noted that I am not racist.
ArchzAngel 2 months ago
Anyone gonna cut him down?
TheFinnflash 2 months ago
music name or link?
legoman12384 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
dON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO THREE OTHER VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSEitacullyworks
ldpatton42 3 months ago
@ldpatton42 Did you run out of caps at the end there?
DoubleTRex 3 months ago 12
@ldpatton42 fuck off
rosariofan101 3 months ago
@ldpatton42 okay.jpg
masterpie39 3 months ago
@ldpatton42 that you believe this shit is MUCH scarier...
ZombieFighter95 3 months ago
@ldpatton42 thats why i press caps lock instead of holding shift XD
josephddd117 3 months ago
@ldpatton42 The fuck lol...
That's just spam.
How old are you to fall into tha shit?
MikeMCRO 2 months ago
@ldpatton42 It is spam, dumbass
ShindramusX 2 months ago
100th like for the music.
KingPecan 3 months ago
If you did spend money it would have been a better deal since a key is 2.49 and a name tag is 4.99
doctoroctagonapus23 3 months ago
I NEED THE MP3
edumachado666 3 months ago 7
@edumachado666 ITS IN THE RELATED VIDS FFS
DoubleTRex 3 months ago 12
@DoubleTRex name of the vid please
edumachado666 3 months ago
@DoubleTRex Where? I checked all of them. Not there.
nonobaOMGWEEGEE2 1 month ago
@nonobaOMGWEEGEE2 They changed. Just search Sandvich Parade.
DoubleTRex 1 month ago
hahaha i found that name card ;D im lucky muhahahahah hehe
dalle13aar 3 months ago
Song?
GourmetWiller 3 months ago
Since you're not going to use that name tag, can I have it?
DarkBonesDaku 3 months ago 10
@DarkBonesDaku This video is a year old.
DoubleTRex 3 months ago 17
@DoubleTRex
I know that! But I really like name tags, you see?
DarkBonesDaku 3 months ago 5
@DarkBonesDaku Understandable, my good man
DoubleTRex 3 months ago 2
@DarkBonesDaku
wut
MrStone125 2 months ago
Your Dr. Strangelove reference pleases me greatly
0SexToast0 3 months ago
I'd love that name tag
Manpacattack 3 months ago
SONG? D;
pareskotos 3 months ago
@pareskotos DE SCRIP TION :3
DoubleTRex 3 months ago
@DoubleTRex LE ME WAS SO FAPTASTED FROM ZEH TASTE OF LE SONG, SO I FORGOT TO CHECK IT.
pareskotos 3 months ago
@pareskotos SUCK MY DICK. OR COCK.
DoubleTRex 3 months ago
@DoubleTRex IM BUSY LISTENIN TO DEM SONG.
pareskotos 3 months ago
@pareskotos AND I'M SNILANIZING AS SPAM
acdcrocks593 3 months ago
@acdcrocks593 GOOD LORD.
pareskotos 3 months ago
@pareskotos GOOD JESUS LORD. SPAM.
acdcrocks593 3 months ago
@acdcrocks593 SWEET JESUS, TRADE ME
pareskotos 3 months ago
@pareskotos WTF LOL XD ROFLMFAOMFGLOLa
acdcrocks593 3 months ago
@acdcrocks593 I HAZ 2 HATS FUR U
pareskotos 3 months ago
@pareskotos OK WUTS YOUR STEAM
acdcrocks593 3 months ago
@acdcrocks593 PARESKOTOS :D
pareskotos 3 months ago
@pareskotos Added ya, did it work? My name is I killed ya? DON'T CRY
acdcrocks593 3 months ago
@acdcrocks593 I ACCEPTITO
pareskotos 3 months ago
@pareskotos THEN GIMME HATS THAT YOU SAID!
acdcrocks593 3 months ago
@acdcrocks593 Trade me. :3
pareskotos 3 months ago
THING*
macdomify 3 months ago
The best think of this video is MUSIC!
macdomify 3 months ago
You mad broh.
ShadowwwLFS 3 months ago
Great. Now you just need to name the gunboats "Vintage Fancy Fedora"l. There, problem solved.
Rayss95 4 months ago 56
@Rayss95 God dammit I shoulda done that
DoubleTRex 4 months ago
@DoubleTRex name tags are around 2 ref so you could sell both of the ones you have and get some money back.
squaredread 3 months ago
like the song like it
johantoppdk 4 months ago
i can get paint any time and no tredeing or unboxing just a drop yep is epic
TheDarkshadow1900 4 months ago
Damn, you uncrated a name tag.
I've been looking for those.
ManofWario 4 months ago
HDsJew
Doomy23 4 months ago
This was Worth the Weight, for me, but for you, not so much.
jhonnykiller45 4 months ago
I once gained a Vintage Vintage Merryweather. I traded it. I crafted the hat I gained. I received Team Captain. Worth it...
AstropilotStudios 4 months ago
@AstropilotStudios Out of curiosity about how much are Team Captains worth now?
D8W2P4 4 months ago
@D8W2P4
I have no idea. But it was worth it.
AstropilotStudios 4 months ago
@AstropilotStudios Well it does look pretty nice.
D8W2P4 4 months ago
I love the video title :)
TheHorrorchicken 4 months ago
NOM NOM NOM!
VPPTV 4 months ago
loloololol whats tso great on a name tag? °.°?????
tf2sstupidheavy 4 months ago
fucking gunboats
themrlegoman1000 4 months ago
MY GYM PARTNER'S A GABE
zenny24 4 months ago
Comment removed
zenny24 4 months ago
I traded my vintage fedora for a 10 keys and got 3 jarates, mad milk, 2 hatless,a sandvich, a wrangler, a Fist of steel, and a cowmanlger. I shit a brick when i found a another hat and remade them into a fedora but i remembered what happened and cried.
spycrabify 4 months ago
I thought the tital was "How I lost my virginity."
copywriterz 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you liked the video because of the music.
savi467 4 months ago
song name?
WoolyTheBooly 4 months ago
@WoolyTheBooly Sandvich parade I forget the original creator of it but the remasterd versoin is by GrifsPDA
MrTechnoman6006 4 months ago
@MrTechnoman6006 Thanks!
WoolyTheBooly 4 months ago
Gay Ban
problems0 4 months ago
Meanwhile at Valve.....
FriedBlubber 5 months ago
any 1 wanna trade my name tag for a paint can, lol
Lufz333 5 months ago
I love the name teference to Dr. Strangelove's alternate title "How I learned to just stop caring and love the bomb."
Scarfy397 5 months ago
Lol, were you really expecting an unusual to be in one of those TWO crates? Who the hell trades a vintage hat for two keys? Even eight keys would probably be a rip.
MezaseMaster 5 months ago 30
@MezaseMaster I didn't want an unusual, I was trying to get Ze Goggles or another hat. And oh well, I lost my virtual dress up :'( Sad I know
DoubleTRex 5 months ago
@DoubleTRex
You want my vintage Ze Goggles?
F0nkyNinja 4 months ago
@F0nkyNinja Very very much yes yes I will suck DICK for it
DoubleTRex 4 months ago
@DoubleTRex Well,ya better start blowing :D
TheRealSuperSonic125 4 months ago
@MezaseMaster i got a green fetti party fantom from one of 2 crates ive ever opened :3
ZachiswakYT 5 months ago
@MezaseMaster
any person with a brain should trade their vintage hat for 8 keys considering that you could easily get 3-4 high tier vintages with 8 keys or a bills hat for 5 keys
iforgotmyoldaccount 5 months ago
@MezaseMaster Just so you know, Vintage Fancy Fedora is around 3 ref. And a key is around 2.33 ref each. So he got a pretty good deal on those keys. Learn the market.
Also, there is nothing IN the crates. What you get is determined by the server when you open them. Learn the game.
Thanks.
Enhor13 4 months ago
@Enhor13 Thanks, and have fun.
DoubleTRex 4 months ago
@DoubleTRex GABEN
Robloxerboy999 4 months ago
@Enhor13 Stupid Fag look at the date what day it was posted. There were keys worth only 2reclaimed-1refined when you are such a noob and play it F2P not my fault but dont say to people learn game when you dont know the game.
UPGCstoppe 4 months ago
@Enhor13 dude look at the date of the video back then keys were 1 ref each
olaf1235 4 months ago
@MezaseMaster keys r shiny
WREQUIEM 3 months ago
I've been thinking. When Gabe drops you crates, don't unbox them. Make Gabe take the crates back. Get mad! I don't want your damn crates, what am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see Gabe's manager, make Gabe rue the day he thought he could drop Cave Johnson crates! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your server down! With the crates! I'm gonna get the Engineer to invent a combustible crate that burns your server down!
gibusgamer93 5 months ago 5
gm_isolation FTW!
Lolsenstein 5 months ago
Shoulda sold the keys for 6 ref and bought another v fedora :D
MultiInsaniac 5 months ago
i have like 3 of them geez
Omot1122 5 months ago
I fucking love Beach Parade.
makeaton 5 months ago
If i get a name tag im renaming a sandvich as gabeNs personal sandvich
and for description tag it will say contains episode 3
BLaSt3D117 5 months ago
PLEASE! song NAME!?
853tadas 5 months ago
@853tadas Description... It even shows up in related vids...
DoubleTRex 5 months ago
@DoubleTRex You don't know that the majority of people on Youtube are somehow incapable of reading a description do you? Because they are.
Specterish 5 months ago
You just lost the game...
TheLolmaster117 6 months ago
lol @ Tim and Eric
"MURDER ME!!!!!!"
LeonBarmiteous 6 months ago
I LOST PIXELATED HATS! SUICIDE IS THE ONLY OPTION.
iusethelancer1 6 months ago
GabeTrollface
PowerArmor96 6 months ago
Dude, I'd trade you a texas tengallon for that nametag
FiendishSquirrle 6 months ago 6
@FiendishSquirrle you're a couple months late
DoubleTRex 6 months ago 14
@DoubleTRex lol yesterday i brought 2 keys unboxed 2 series 1 crates and i got a name tag after the first one unboxed the other one AND I GOT ANOUTHER NAME TAG and i was trying to sell my v.fedora for 2 keys until i got them:D so i got 2 name tags and i never lost my v.zotachi and v.fedora:D
frentsonlee 6 months ago
@FiendishSquirrle i have a nametag ill do the deal
alex156g 6 months ago
@SuperSonic0000000001 Replying to yourself..
Lol fail.
TheComenterMan 8 months ago
atleast name tag was a pretty rare item XD
tandis97 8 months ago
@SuperSonic0000000001 But I did exactly that...
DoubleTRex 8 months ago
@SuperSonic0000000001 What it can POSSIBLY contain.
pendulumrulez 8 months ago
@SuperSonic0000000001 Obivously I checked what was in the crate, I was hoping to get Ze Goggles. You're wrong
DoubleTRex 8 months ago
@SuperSonic0000000001 You can't check what crates have nub.
pendulumrulez 8 months ago
i'd kill for a nametag...
SarujinieUras 9 months ago
*Cough* Bills for 6 Keys, 6 Keys for 3 Paints, Bonk, LochNLoad and Dueling Minigame... Gaben, im sorry :C
SIKMetroid 9 months ago
That's one expensive pair of shoes right there.
HunPolice 10 months ago
@SuperSonic0000000001 lolwut
DoubleTRex 11 months ago 43
@DoubleTRex there are certain crate series that give nothing but paint. had one of those. had no keys. shoved it up someone's arse for a hat.
simahasas 10 months ago
You got Gaben'd. Thanks, and have fun.
RuneGuidesScape 1 year ago 75
I love name tags. Did you use it yet?
therock557 1 year ago
Its funny to see how people can give away their stuff/money for UNCERTAIN items.
Its like i go to the Market and i say "I will give you 100€ and you will randomly give me something that is worth more or less than 100€". And then i would get a Cola.
Don't say that it would be stupid, cause you (DoubleTRex) did the same thing, but in TF2.
HeavyVideoz 1 year ago
@HeavyVideoz I played the game and lost, it seems. I don't know what I was trying to win, either.
DoubleTRex 1 year ago
HeavyVideoz 1 year ago
@HeavyVideoz gonna buy mine todaaaayyyyyy
at least it's all relatively good stuff... RIGHT????? RIGHT!?!!??
DoubleTRex 1 year ago
@DoubleTRex Well i think you should sell those keys for metals or even hats if you find someone desperate. They will record everything. Then they will get a shitty weapon. And post a video/post about what they lost. And then someone is gonna say exactly what i said to the person that posted the video or something, i don't know it is just gonna happen again and again. Yes im drunk. Anyway GabeN trolled us again *burp*
HeavyVideoz 1 year ago
@HeavyVideoz actually, the forst last, and only winter crate i ever opened had a larrikin robin inside.
blackdomwarrior 10 months ago
@blackdomwarrior wierd same here but mine was unusual :D
greenman5534 10 months ago
@blackdomwarrior Im talking about the majority of people.
HeavyVideoz 10 months ago
Song?
MasterTigen 1 year ago
@MasterTigen Sandvich Parade by whoever
DoubleTRex 1 year ago
Q_Q
Barsee23 1 year ago