Zombieland - The Rules

[TahjEdwards]

Rules 1-32: Fuck zombies days' up

[Ujederdhesi]

whats the girls name who attacks him at his home ?

[pjones22356]

That is a good set of rules.

[doggle124]

0:20 RAPE TRAIN!

[happy35501]

看了3便

都很好笑

不過我每次都在0:15那裏被下

[Geekiweekly]

Mute this video and play "scatmans world" its so funny!

[Baconmaster92]

I WANT ZOMBIELAND 2 !!!

[BLACKOJJJ]

those r some good rules

[ThelnfinityWard]

double tap LMAO

[Enigma5471]

MY FAV MOVIE EVER!

[buddhafig]

I don't get double tap



[aszudauzmones]

@buddhafig You shoot a zombie, and to make sure hes dead you "double tap him" shoot again... Though you better do it with a baseball bat, Baseball bat doesn't need bullets or reloading...

[brandonsmithhater13]

rule #2 double tap, i would probobly do like a triple tap just in case :)

[thearsenalfan93]

seriously...fat people would be dead in secs

[lvaxb24]

0:50

lol simpsons reference.

apu: you can aplogise in hell!

marge: i guess i could! *BOOM*

[tbspaceship]

there should be a book with all of the rules

[sbdude2550]

@tbspaceship there is, its called the zombie survival guide

[MennySpike]

if u love zombieland or zombies, which i do too lol, then come a see my zombie movie im doing , an get ready for my next zombie movie that is just like left 4 dead!!! please come to my channel an see my zombie movie called " Deadly Street" theirs "Deadly Street, Deadliest Street and Deadlier Street," our last one is called "Dead End Street" please i've been working hard on this movie u will like it!!! trsut me i know how to make movies like this!

[igorfranklin83]

Double Tap is the best rule...

don`t ever forget her...

[MrRandomSkitz]

he interrupted their sex...

[Fanatixtube]

I love the "double tap" rule lol

[TemikaCity774]

<<= CLICKK MY CHANNAL LINK TO KNOW O N E OF THE SHOCKING SECRET OF Mcdonalds F00D!

[rockandroll63]

Best zombie flick since Shaun Of The Dead.

[FunnehGruntz]

The song at 0:38 is Chuck Mangione : Feels So Good.

[KharonxD]

-LIMBER UP

-LOVE THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE

-DONT BE A HERO

are rules to :D

BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME RIGHT THERE (if u are l4d fan you will love this movie )

[motyboy08]

ahh the rules were would u b with outt them oh i know dead

[popsticky09]

You forgot "Love the little things in life" :P

[UltimateDeliciousPie]

I just love how the zombie runs out of the bathroom, with toilet paper still around its ankle. Too funny.

[texican4]

i cant belive they filmed in garland texas dats were i go to get my gas ! :P

[rainbowsixODST]

would not be seting down when thier are two other zombies chasing me

[Simple9687]

Lol double tap :3

[trunksbrief1]

wow they skipped a shit load..

[thegr33nbastard]

what happened to the other two zombies that were chasing him?

[zzip101]

he sorta looks like Nick Jonas

[deejaybreh]

best zombie movie ever

[extremewrestlingfan8]

rule 2 double tap

[DMANpictures]

One of the few movies I'll be BUYING.

[THEKINGOFTHEWOLFS22]

In Spain have released the movie in December and I have three times vits.

For me is the best movie of the year!

[killercwyl]

Nice Movie.

[razian15]

I loved Jesse til he shot Bill Murray, it's just not right!

[jpd2009RV]

lol spoiler bro!!! but yeah. agreed ;)

[bloodhoney360]

Thank you for doubble tapping, your apretiation has been notified... have a nice hell. :)

[TeamUnicorn]

best comedy ive ever scene, i couldnt believe how great it was- no joke, its my favorite movie

[xeropressure]

It is 'seen' when you saw it.

[TeamUnicorn]

my bad, typo

[banjiegwapo]

@TeamUnicorn ever scene? Oh your such an IDIOT!!!

[sapphykitty]

i lov this movie..... it was soo funny....

[zunexlove1]

i seen the movie on sunday

it scaried the shit out of me in the movies

SHOOT!

I fell in love with this movie

can't wait for it to come out on dvd or blue ray.

:P

[Himynameispancake275]

That little spitfuck shot bill murray

[007Towlie]

i agree how dare he shoot venkman/garfield/that guy from groundhog day/bill murray/ macgyver

[ProFgam3R]

movie is fuking hilarious

[xploziveburrito]

what the heck there r 37 rules this only shows 3 btw this movies awsome

[zuron00]

32 bro.

[kire1418]

carrrdiooo

[lupieman43]

this was so funny lol i just saw the movie and i laughed so hard

[Memoquin]

A lot of people seem to think that this is the best Left 4 Dead movie we can hope for.

[TehRangedMain]

LOL @ rule 100

[ALEXxsandez]

such an awsom film

[FYIYourADoucheBag]

Rule #100 (nort real)

SHOT EVERYTHING THAT DOES NOT SPEAK ENGLISH.......

[pumpkinzer0]

lol

[tbone954]

Lmao

[Lolzpantz]

hmm i think he missed one rule? dont be a hero i forgot what number it was maybe... #17?

[jkiller199]

this mvie was fucking funny!!!!!!!  killing zombies with a car door......

[SergeantDougie]

I was actually about to pay to watch this movie until someone told me I would watch it on the net for free. lol They should have a part 2.

[PhlegethonVeins]

Yeah, with all that money they get from people pirating the film...

[Elitekiller2009]

I just seen this movie

[Herv3]

Rule #33: Enjoy the little things.

[scrb313131]

that's 32....

[BakuganManiac]

man this movie is funny.  these are pretty ggod tips.

[2008kanabel]

OMG i saw this movie on my B-day best movie ever!!! could not stop laughing "double tap" lmao

[viksox13]

the toilet paper stuck on the zombies shoe is classic

[junkieforfun1]

watched this today. it's badass!

[JokerAgentOfChaos]

They left out the best part!!!

[TheDouggernaut291]

When he runs around a second time and it says Cardio again?

[JokerAgentOfChaos]

Yes.

[ioputhgcr5]

Yes because keeping up good aerobics helps you run for longer. It's just showing he has good respiration so he can run for longer :)

[nottheonlysinner]

it does. it skipped that part here.

[madman2be]

seening it on saturday CANT WAIT!

[RedLetterLady]

ROFL

Me too. ^_^

<3

[rockinevilangel87]

fucking love this movie omg this is a scene from Resident Evil 2 the game the part with the zombie going thru the wind shield

[InUrfacetoast]

MOVIE OF THE YEAR RIGHT HERE!!!!

[foomidins]

@InUrfacetoast hell yeah!!!!!!!!!

[94civiclxgrey]

@InUrfacetoast yes it is never got the recognition it deserved.

[Noise789]

for a little spitfuck you're not so bad!

lol favorite part!

[MennySpike]

this movie was the best!!! best movie ever made in 2009!!

[Enjoiiskate]

yeah this movie was hilarious

[sk8ranegar2000]

hahaha i think its funny when there at pacific play land and they run over the zombies then go in reverse and do it again and it said double tap lol

[whitedragon1204]

lol yea

[waswqer]

I fucken love this moovie i seen the first day it came out and it rocks man !!!!!

[thenattman12]

Everybody loves the double rule

[gr8drummer111]

just nut up or shut up!

[XxafrosoulxX]

i just seen this movie today it was sooo funny its one the best zombie movie ever

[frankystein12]

lmfao

[Brett2031]

HAHAHAA!! Zombie useing the shiter XD hahah!!!

[Fox8745]

this reminds me of jack brooks monter slayer..it was a good movie..somwhat you guys should go see it youll definately see a similarity in the combat style

[Barakan28]

really looking foward to this movie I love zombie movies

[plarkmoby]

Hope this is a good flick. I love zombie movies.

[stonecold544]

this movie comes out the 2nd not the 9th

[Jade1is1awsome]

i'm not a big one for horrors... but this looks freaking awesome!... probebly becuase it's a mix with comedy... definately seeing this one!

Jade x

[kanyeezy24]

hahah i like how he puts his seatbelt on first before peeling away ha

[MortalEnemie]

Paid off, didn't it?

[PixiieDust93]

LMAO, zombie with toilet paper on its foot xDD

[D2atlbravesfan]

This looks freaking awesome and hilarious. The zombie goes flying out the window and a rule pops up. SEAT BELTS lol. I heard in the intro credits they play metallica's for whom the bell tolls. That is so freaking kick ass. I can't wait for this movie.

[frude007]

Don't get scared!

[k1ll1ng5pr33]

ZOMBIESSS :DDD!!!!

WANNA see this :)

BTW, since when do zombies run :(

[mickj6]

Return of the living dead 80's flick.

[bigfathairytractor]

since 28 days later & Left 4 Dead

[pvtaaron]

l4d is wen zombies run

[vblade100]

lol yea i play a lot of cod waw if you dont know its call of duty world at war but this movie is just awesome I SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY wanna see this movie!!!!

[vblade100]

oh my god I so wanna see this movie this movie is awesome rule #2 double tap lol thats just very funny cuz i play a lot of war and gun games this is just awesome

[MojoSmelz]

rule 1: i wanna see this movie!!

[Mrauh]

Wow this reminded me of l4d :D

[Sebatiger]

Rule of that.

DONT SPEED!

[AnaMoon3]

nooo maaa brinqueeeee del sustooo

[nemurad]

nice

[loppyboy3]

ahahaha i wana see this movie,

rule #1 cardio

[duncan619]

yup im screwed :P

[radiodjcy]

lool this seems like L4D the game x0a0xa0

[dogounit2]

damn when i first saw the zombie opened the door it scared me to death man n i put my speaker on loud.....SHIT!!!!!

[RanTaoSama]

same!

[TerminatorSponge]

boby yes im house

[corpseofasinner]

lol.. 'double tap'. XD

[DeeLaitti]

This actually looks interesting.

[smileWertom12]

remember kids, seatbelts save lives XD

[VinnyTalks]

scary and funny at the same time!

[abuenaverga]

Very very funny! funniest!  xD

[alelovegood]

LOL want to see it!!! XD

[DarkTrooper456]

I want to see this.

[waynekent89]

i wasnt feeling this before but it looks interesting

[tacomannnn]

are the rules in the actually movie? that would be pretty sweet

[TranceExplorer]

double tap, BITCH!

[pjce3]

JAJAJAJAJA, FUCKING HILARIOUS

[superxtracrispy]

I WANT TO SEE THS MOVIE SO BAD!!!!!!

[gunbound50]

these noobs got rocked

[PoxHaunted]

double tap =)

[eLLriDe420]

rule 1, always tbag your downed enemy, learned that on call of duty bahahhahhahahah

[JingZterifererz]

i always do that on cs when i kill my friend (run up to them, spray on them and then teabag em ^^)

[nathanvang]

whats your steam name?

[JingZterifererz]

nah i dont actually play on steam

i said when i kill my friend because i just play with my friends on hamachi ^^ cbf to buy the game lol

[zman1512]

halo made it actually

[pimpjoosse]

Love it!

[moonitok]

Smart-ass zombies..

[OrlandoNotInFlorida]

double tap!! lmao

[hockeyphuck]

i love how the zombie running out of the bathroom has toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

Its the little things like that, that make a movie good

[manofallmen555]

Adventureland KID

[ChibiNinja001]

this kid needs another gun then a shotgun

[AOSfilms]

Great tracking on the text

[DandyxRandy]

OMGSH! This is going to be amazing. I love that he actually narrates the story along and the editing of titles? Genius.

[jokerboii2008]

this movie looks funny. i had the volume really high and the damn zombie in the backs seat scared the shit out of me LMAO!

[furrycrittr]

i have irritable bowel syndrome.. it aint fun

[aaronfryingpan99]

double tap lmfao

[IL0veVide0Games]

Call of Duty?

[aaronfryingpan99]

yuup

[coppa997]

loool, when he put on his seat belt i first thot "this effin loser is just wasting time" and it ended up saving his life. i think i wanna see this movie. xD

[Rand0mdude02]

Lol, same here.

[Zirus101]

man, i can't w8 to see this

[DeCrypedMonkey]

This one just make me want to see it even more...

[and1rew]

bloodlust :D

[dylan5251]

the first scene with the bathrooms scared the shit out of me, this is going to be great in theatre