Hack Wikipedia and You're Never Wrong

[PcCAvioN]

:'( poor chief.

[ErKa44]

Hey the music they use at the end is from Haggard!

[Xionc]

Incoming Call: BRAVEHEART

[michalchik]

Strychnine is intensely bitter

[Quimby3000]

Well that was unexpected.

[nandee1fuery]

I love how the titles aren't the same as the episode names.

[GrundySolomon]

I wonder if Micheal is related to Sterling Archer

Night Goggles!

[Starcrash6984]

@TheMdc78 You're right. Luckily, Wikipedia keeps track of edits so I found exactly who changed it and when - 01:30, 27 September 2011‎ Shearonink... (removed unsourced edit, removed unsourced adjectives, removed text not supported by cited source, tightened up text) (undo) - just click "prev" to see what I was referring to under the TV Appearances section.

And yeah, I meant IMDB

[dagoodguys72]

INCOMING CALL:BRAVEHRT

[Starcrash6984]

The funniest thing about this clip is that Dolly Parton's Wikipedia page still features this fake information. I didn't edit it out (it's so funny!) and neither has anyone else, even though it's definitely untrue (check it out on the International Movie DataBase). 18,000 views and not one person changed it!

Behold the power of comedy.

[shikamarurules12]

@Starcrash6984 Or maybe someone keeps editing it out, and they always change it back. Think about that.

[TheMdc78]

@Starcrash6984 I know you left this comment a long time ago but can you clarify? the wiki page says nothing of the sort, and you say to check out the international movie database, do you mean internet movie data base aka IMDB?

[Skarvig]

Sweet, they used a Haggard Song.

[NateSean]

CVS brand soda was above Dan's head. I buy CVS brand soda all the time. It's destiny.

[sev451]

6:38 SO CLOSE to the first forever alone meme ever.

[solidmysnake]

18000 views keeeeewwwwwlllll

[9thomasconroy6]

@solidmysnake WHAT?That should be in the millions...

[solidmysnake]

@9thomasconroy6 I was referring to the fact that i was the 18,000th viewer of this video. Also yes it should be more like 18,000,000

[lynnfamily4]

"They probably dumbed it down on the east coast for you salad munchers."

"That's not even a slur."

[qbalaqss]

I'm actually wondering why no one ever mentions TvTropes, but everyone mentions Wikipedia.

[Monkeyboy92037]

@qbalaqss because no one uses or knows about tvtropes

[c4r50n1]

@Monkeyboy92037 Anyone who has been on the internet for a month knows about tv tropes. lulz

[Monkeyboy92037]

@c4r50n1 no one cares about it, though

[c4r50n1]

@Monkeyboy92037 Anyone who has ever used tv tropes cares.

[Maphisto86]

3:17 Crap Dan! What did the fourth wall ever do to you!? It's just doing it's job and you fucked it up.

[grandmastercleaver]

Best part: 5:56 thru 6:44

[slowershutter]

/watch?v=S9BSBLHTHjQ&hd=1

time lapsed baking brownies

[Jabberwocky010]

forever alone

[Nani101]

Chief...!

[GreenGearMood]

Lol. Dear hunter.

[stripysocks7]

@PompamooseMagique There's a lot wrong with that sentence. Should we go through thing chronologically, or alphabetically, or what?

[hockeyratt9]

"Gasp! The Chief? I heard that guy can only orgasm when he wins at Russian roulette."

Hahahaha.

[crazymcfobo]

Like a knife through the ribs of the fart I just let go.

[crazymcfobo]

I would watch a 5 minute Axe commercial to watch this series.

[jasonbattaglio]

By far my favorite episode

[roboduck200]

@PompamooseMagique Michael Swain is a different guy, this is Michael Swaim with an M. They're both awesome in different respects though.

[PompamooseMagique]

@roboduck200 Oh good lord, I do apologise, this is my idiot brother using my account instead of his -.-. I know the work of the Swaim well, I apologise for any retardation that said brother has spewed in the comments on this section.

[remy1180]

4:23 Usually you're all. Great :)

[alleyeseing]

"ive got a bit of a ninja attack on my hands"

[ekf501]

'What was the password? Was it swordfish?' XD lol I love the bosses mom lol wasn't expecting that voice :P

[EgaoNoGenki]

What a trash video.

[firingmahlazar]

@EgaoNoGenki you're probably just a fucking retard.

[EgaoNoGenki]

@firingmahlazar It's nothing as exciting as CollegeHumor's "Professor Wikipedia."

[firingmahlazar]

@EgaoNoGenki No.

[firingmahlazar]

4:23

fucking click it!

[JRO1646]

I keep wondering who plays the chief and WTF is up with that laugh.

[Harusama]

lmao xD

Aw, poor Chief.. how could his mother not take the time out of that ninja attack to talk to her son? D:

[im160bpmplus]

tell that part I said its awesome!

[MisterTTG]

"It's like a dictionary, but anyone can edit it... wait- no, didn't we already do this in the internet episode?" LMAO, how meta.

[Meleth28]

Am I the only one who thinks the boss would be Bob Dylan if the lights came on?

[HarlanPhoenix]

I heard the Chief eats guns and shits bullets.

[thinman25]

"Trying to protect Cracked's credibility is like trying to protect the credibility of a sack of hair. I just couldn't care less."

Oh, Cracked

[619Gotenks]

I love it how whenever the Chief is brought up Swaim's like "GASP! The Chief!"

[heftyboy20121]

was it the part where he walks on the glass tell that part I said its awesome! XD

[meoru123wichisit]

2 things: 1 how does he know how to drive anyways? and 2, does he even know who Anne Frank IS?

[DaTsOnIcMaN]

@meoru123wichisit He gets his info on the streets

[meoru123wichisit]

@DaTsOnIcMaN thanks, that makes more sense. It's SWAIM, why does it make sense??

[doctorturkleton]

Alone. Always alone.

[nomyek200]

Cracked needs it's own TV channel. I would pay for that shit.

[billiardball77]

@nomyek200 Fuck it needs one!!!!!!!

[HBKFAN1414]

haha! 2:23 its dan's "award" lolz

[jackstorm777]

"I heard that guy can only orgasm when he wins at Russian Roulette!"

Hahahaha!

[slapchoppa]

i cursed AGENTS OF CRACKED when i found out it was the reason i had no new episodes of CRACKED TV... this was the first epi. i watched, and i am pretty effin stoked about this - i will have to watch from the beginning. awesome job, guys!! (get workin on some cracked tv, though..)

+5 stars!

[Numaltar]

"GASP!"

[justsigninguptowatch]

"I came to work on a Triceratops today, don't talk to me about impossible!"

LOL

[MolkoxLewd]

Would you RESCUE Anne Frank if THE CHIEF told you to?!

[hellzBrother]

LOL, 5 starts, wiki-gee

[DrVankmen]

No, I was talking to DIE HARD!

[vagitoe]

Die hard and die often.

wait...

[brandonr85]

The Chief has the same hair as Jeff Rosenberg from College Humor. This could be a conspiracy of epic proportions.

[ratoc1984]

AMAZING! why why why are there not more views? i guess you'd only find such a obscure video if you set out to look for it, sooo anyone who does watch this must be a true fan! thats worth sooo much more than a bunch of randomers arguing about evolution or some shit . . . ^_^

5 STARS!!! (:

[iLikeDirtySpoons]

@ratoc1984

They get like 200k views on Cracked

[OwenMadaeen]

great video!! 5 stars

[0BatGirl0]

That's the second time I've heard about the library of Alexandria today, but I've never heard about it before.