How to Pick up Chicks: Johnny Bravo Style.

[kylescotternest]

funniest line ever. did anyone ever tell you that i have beautiful eyes.

[bubbleboo09]

Lol the ultamit douche bag of my childhood xD

[TheDudeTD]

3:08

"Usually I like to make the first move.. let me think about it, ok I thought about it."

[SuperBabyGaga1]

lol i wud totally date johnny bravoo <3

[sKaYj2]

puppy dawg

[georgiaflorida10]

I hate cartoon network all they air is filth when they should still b playing shows like this

[PaddyMacNasty]

"They've gone to spread the word." lol

[RickyRubio09]

In the end, 4 girls came to Johnny and he saw only 3 !!! :D

[gardnergurl]

he has the body of ronnie , and the ego of mike -__-

[jaxblade07]

@gardnergurl LMFAO I NEver that of that before but that is so true Ahahahhahahahahaha good observation

[ErikIsInThaHouse]

"Let me think about it.... Ok I've thought about it. Let's motor"

[PrincessKeyBearer]

This show was the best

[xXKINGCOGXx]

Theyve gone to spread the word

[scallehh]

1:11 Monkey sound, racism?

[hossahunter22]

@scallehh No that's just because he was in a jungle looking thong thing.

[scallehh]

@hossahunter22 great

[Idropfatklds]

l0l?

[LoneSilverwind]

huh, I dont remember hearing the word sexy in this show

[Chilly1733]

Cartoons were so much better back then. I laughed at this when i was 8 and still am laughing at 17.

[LillyKay0x]

0:36, Gave that bitch a dog treat. Bitches love dog treats.

[heywasup34]

learn from the best

[omgfwtfbbqdairyqueen]

How the hell do i remember all of these :D

[omkar415star]

Cant believe they used to air this in Cartoon Network.....

[Dimitri0809]

This guy is a like a wannabe elvis but still it's a funny cartoon.

[BunnyzAreHot]

@Dimitri0809 wrong elvis is a wannabe of Johnny Bravo.

[kennedylv]

Well your the kinda girl that could use two LMAO!!

[SwedishPersian]

"They gone to spread the word" hahahaha

[MusicWeedandChicken]

When I was younger I didnt know why girls didnt like him. Now I realize its because hes a complete toolbag lol

[WellUnder9000]

Wow no wonder I rarely get any girls...

[freakofmusic13]

has anyone noticed how short his legs are?

[jameschad245]

great dad 

[whatevers31]

Johnny's got ultimate swag

[KaciuMirai]

If Johnny would be sanjis teacher...UHm..yes..?

[Cloudyshiny]

@KaciuMirai BY GOD!!!! :D

[KaciuMirai]

@Cloudyshiny xDDD

[selmalover]

huge muscles, huge ego, total douchebag. You'd think he'd be balls deep in bitches

[SpliNterCellFan697]

Miss this show so much!

[Romaniaislistening]

Herrrrree is Johnny ! 2:28

[Romaniaislistening]

did johnny say "balls " ?! 2:12

[Svengoli]

@Romaniaislistening

*pulse

[warboss45]

it duke nukem but wid a even bigger body and ego

[sorryranga1]

When I was a little girl, I never understood why Johnny didn't get the girls.

As a woman, I still don't get it.

[higgs2090]

1:30 HILARIOUS!!!

[Kichigokun]

49 girls that dumped Johnny.

[kinsag]

You Look like kinda girl that can use two" :) I said it to a girl on a party yesterday and it worked..

[FailEpicInc]

@prboy931 it turned bad and now has the stupidest shows ever.

[CrazyRapzter]

I wanna learn how to change clothes, while i spin insanly fast. Haha

[prboy931]

So many memories i am in college and i remember watching this show when i was in Elementary school what ever happend to catoon network :/

[XShadOBabeX]

You know, I'm actually surprised Johnny rarely got the girl. Sure he can be a dork and maybe a bit of a pig at times, but it's really not in any malicious or misogynistic way. He's got a great body and a cute voice. But what I like most is that incredible confidence. Bravo has bravado. Really, why were none of these girls charmed by a big dork that just comes right up and says, "Hey sweetie, you're gorgeous. Wanna hang out?" And really, that is all he wants. Hugs, hand-holding, and maybe a kiss.

[XShadOBabeX]

@XShadOBabeX I'd also like to mention something someone else pointed out. Johnny is incredibly open-minded. He liked all kinds of girls, from all kinds of backgrounds and lifestyles. White, black, asian, hispanic, blonde, brunette, red-head, tall, short, rich, poor, nerdy, preppy, girls that could kick his butt, rapper, doctor, cowgirl, zoo-keeper, stewardess, teacher, actress, criminals, giant amazon women, alien, vampire, werewolf... the list goes on and on.

[MrElvis96]

@XShadOBabeX Yeah, because that's exactly the kind of thing kids want to watch.

[XShadOBabeX]

"Howdy there, military mama. Ever seen guns like these before?"

"Hey babe-arilla, that's a pretty eensy-weensy, teeny-weeny, polka dot thingy you got goin' there... Wanna do the monkey with me?"

God, I love Johnny!! I'd date him just for the laughs!! XD

[corncarzX3]

Go to 3:00. The way he says puppy dawg is priceless!

[jacmcd7]

I told you already, I have a boyfriend!

You look like the kind of lady that needs two...

[carnyzzle]

2:20-2:28

still a better love story than twilight.

[carnyzzle]

Johnny probably smells like power

[wbabraders]

2:17... So, you're a prostitute then?

[BunnyzAreHot]

"i should bring in the reinfourcements"

he was getting doggy treats for his bittchhess

[ShaunB4084]

"Hey baby... now tht reminds me of sum1 ROFL "

gd times

[StinkyTaco]

3:00 puppy dawgggg rofl

[R0cketmanBeats]

"I've got a boyfriend."....."You look like the kind that can use two."........I don't know which is sadder, the fact that I actually used that line.......or the fact that it worked about 50% of the time.....

[1xSuperman]

@R0cketmanBeats lmfao I thought I was the only one that used it haha. It does work 50% of the time.

[JCAznDude]

Perfect video to share on Valentine's Day. >:)

[masterfeeley]

THEY MOST HAVE GONE TO SPREAD THE WORD

[omfgjflo]

This was the perfect show for kids...now theres just jersey shore. if parents had a problem with their kids watching this, im sure they now regret the trade off

[LotsOfLolz4Eva]

lol steroids....

[QUITCALLINGME]

man im pretty

[StikkyNaide2Face]

Johnny should be on Jersey Shore, he would fit right in.

[danhabsfan9]

@StikkyNaide2Face no no no! Johnny Bravo actually has some class.

[Cantstopthebaddancer]

@StikkyNaide2Face He's too smart for that.

[haris10basketball]

@StikkyNaide2Face ; ron and mike in one person

[jewelisjojo]

Good memories. Jhonny did not discriminate

[DementedXMusic]

Anybody ever tell you, I have beautiful eyes?

[suicidewafflez]

"Have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number one main squeeze" ROFL I bet that wasn't as funny when you were a kid!

[kosmosleha]

is that a cartoon for children?

[yuliauleea]

heyy hot chick mama~ LOL

[Jonessa2Live]

dhis bitch basically copied lilronny stuff dha lil ronny 1 is better

[Calzified]

1:12 I'm sexy and I know it!

[vegetafangirl4life]

Hahaha... favorite lines in this video:

1. hello 911 emergency, there's a handsome guy in my house...oh,wait a sec. cancel that..it's only me.

2. Girl: how many times do i have to tell you, i have a boyfriend!

Johnny:well,you look like the kind of girl that could use two.

3. i'm pretty your'e pretty. what do you say we go home and stare at each other.

4. Girls: (run away)

Johnny: they've gone to spread the word

[TheHumanBallsack]

@vegetafangirl4life LOL the last 2 lines crack me up every damn time :)

[vegetafangirl4life]

@TheHumanBallsack lol same here XD

[Narutodbzgamer]

@vegetafangirl4life LOL studly bod

[Kayioat]

"How many times do I have to tell you, I have a boyfriend!"

"You look like the kind who could need two."

[theHoax100]

omg...and i watched this show so much at the age of 4

[kilkolio]

wanna come to the weenie roast with me?

hot

[kilkolio]

wanna come to the weenie roast with me?

hot

[SwimTooFast]

I love how the animator for johnny bravo made family guy and american dad :3

[Shoot4theStarzPlz]

This is my childhood :P

[ellmag92]

Legen....dary!



[Dosufan755]

"I am...a mistress of the NIGHT!"

"And I am...Johnny Bravo, Mister of the UNIVERSE!!!!!" XD

PS: I'm surprised that was in the show. Any references to prostitutes nowadays would cause massive butthurt amongst soccer moms.

[mudafucked]

That was TV series! Not like today, when everywhere when some guy wants a girl must be sex in there... Think on kids lil bit, this is funny without sex though

[RokkstarTV]

LMAO 1:52... The writers are retarded. haha XD

[NyFin3st11]

1:34 i need to use that line lmao xD

[cenzurik]

Girl: "How many times do i have to tell you that i have a boyfriend? "

J.B. : " Well... you look like the kind of girl that could use two! "

[TotesNotIllegal]

lemme think about it.

okay i thought about it.

let's motor.

Hahahahahahaahaha, genius

[GunFuMasterHS]

3:15 through 3:19 is twilight in a nutshell

[TeamNacy]

he belongs on jersey shore

[IAmACocoonLCie]

Older cartoons were so much better... XD

[frodary]

You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? :D

[unoriginaltag]

hereeeeee's Johnny!

[TNT5768]

como diablos llege aqui yo estaba en facebook

[iatemyface]

lol "bitch" joke at :29

[ElectricMudPuppy]

Sprechen sie love?

[lukajanja1]

and i'm Johnny Bravo mister of the universe

[simon123498]

:DD

[owievisie]

He would be a good porn star haha

[EVictoria993]

2:38 reminded me SO much of the "Crazy stupid love" movie, if u know what I mean :D

[epicunderscoreidiot]

Heeeeere's Johnny! Shame it isn't on anymore T_T

[goldendude1994]

I REMEMBER WATCHING HOW HE GETS BEAT UP BY GIRLS AFTER .... I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HIM Xd

[EgyptianBabe2011]

How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?! ...Well you look like the kinda girl who needs 2 ;) Ahh gotta love Bravo lol

[TheSerbianbeast]

I'm pretty, you're pretty, whadda ya say we go home and stare at each other?

Btw, it works about 15% of the time.

[SpitShineT0mmy]

@TheSerbianbeast Yeah, the other 85% of the time you start having sex.

[roflchips1]

0:22 Johnny your a wizard

[NLRamonNL]

The authors of this cartoon should win the nobel price.

[TheRomi013]

@NLRamonNL

And many chicks!

[UpperCuttingAGiraffe]

@NLRamonNL Well, 1 went on to create Family Guy. Good enough?

[kattraev]

This is how cartoons when i was a boy.. now its only CRAP for the children..

[roadkill55446]

theyve gone to spread the word lol

[metabog]

Lol, it was supposedly a kids show.

[totoellingsen]

well helllooooooo, shiny mamas . <3

[Plokijuh1229]

3:00 PUPPEH DAWG

[TwoFacedKid4]

I swear, if my cartoon review series gets through, I will film myself using these on women.

[cheezpie666]

Did they actually talk about "Mistresses of the Night" in a children's cartoon? :L We was so innocent 

[olegslayer1985]

- I'm Lois, a mistress of the night.

- And I'm Johnny Bravo, a mister of the universe!

Ahahahahah, it is soooo hilarious

[tero529]

48 people will never be able to pick up girls.....

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[dezarow]

why dont any girls like johnny? he's awsom!!!!

[luffaregb]

"I'm pretty, you're pretty! What do you say we go home and stare at each other?" xD I'm soo gonna try that one! xD

[Alioon6]

@luffaregb Tried it, you can say it kinda worked...:DDD

[dintedengine]

Inspiring. So now I know why girls run away. They're spreading the word :D

[HuterkelleyAmerica]

"Im gona hit a homer today" I wonder what that could mean...

[Strategos300]

"Well you look like the kind of girl that could use two!" HAHAAHA ahh..I love those times!

[str8todamoney]

Its funny even though he got rejected so many times his ego is high as mofucker

[sKaYj2]

"Hey baby... Did anyone ever tell you that I have beautiful eyes?"

ROFL

[123Comrade]

1:46 did he just say "thats a pretty insy winsy TITTY...." or is just me?

[tfigmoney520]

are these really quotes from this show!?!? it is so great lol

[SweetCaroline1297]

@tfigmoney520 Yup, lol i miss Johnny Bravo :p he was part of my childhood

[yakupkilci]

i remember feeling sad every episode cause he couldn't get a girl :(

[StepBack13]

This show taught me that muscular jocks don't get girls, now I'm 21, scrawny, girlfriendless and furious at Cartoon Network.

[Chucktanium]

"hi"

*deep crack* "hi"

"you wanna go to the weenie roast with me tonight?"

"oh yeah"

Dammit, I wish I could have noticed the suggestibility of that scene ten years ago!

[Pavillian]

@Chucktanium I can only understand some of these subtle references now, too. It's a shame that CN doesn't air this anymore. I would re-watch it all over again.

[MarioSinglePlayer]

@Pavillian If you have DirecTV like me, you'd be able to watch it. I should watch this more, yesterday, I saw the one that he had to go to driving school.

:)

[McFrancis17]

wtf happend to shows like this

[inyourfaceNOFXgaming]

LOL @ 3:15 xD

[iAmReceivable]

'well pardon me hot,sexy,momma ;)' LOL

[Bndamazu]

where did those sprays in the first scene disappear to? loool

[ilikeGorillaz1]

what episode did that guy tell a scary story basing Jac and Jill that included a monster that Jhonny got scared of? That was so funny! When i was little i wet myself laughing at the story because it was so ridiculous!

[emilooGIRL]

these here doggy treats should show her that i love animals.....chicks dig that. ;D LOL

[jaylias]

aaaaah, those were the days :) Johny Bravo ftw

[TheExtremist123]

Anyone else see the underlying sexual content in this? "Hey there pretty lady, wanna do the monkey with me?!"

[Avengedx67]

@TheExtremist123 DUDE I know!!!!!!! this show is fucking awesome

[GamingHellBlazer]

Those were the times like Johnny bravo, dexter's laboratory, Flinestones, Scooby Dooby doo, The road runner show, The looney toons show, tom and jerry i used to watch those cartoon and if cartoon network atill had these shows i will still watch it!

[DeadPool2342]

Puppy dawg !

[BathingApeCOD]

BOUGHT THAT BITCH DOGGY TREATS, BITCHES LOVE DOGGY TREATS

[playerofrock04]

I started using these pickup lines at parties etc. It actually works.. O_o

[CarlosPRaposo]

*Chicks Run*

"They gonna spread the word!"

HAHAHA

[dragonforks93]

Haha, PUPPEH DAWG!

Seriously, I have no freaking clue how this show was allowed to air XD

[olvosuckt]

reminds me of someone from jersey shore xD

[snadderr89]

sprechen sie looove?

[DarkKrixx]

I'm here because of "NO Ipods Allowed AT School , Yeah like Eminem is gonna rap me the answers." facebook page ! :) xD

[queenofthekids]

i think this show actually had a purpose to it. it taught people to be confident even if you get turned down a BILLION times. its a really good lesson!

[woutakasinistra]

Hello 9-1-1 emergency, there's a handsome guy in my house! Oh wait a second, cancel that, it's only me

Gotta love the confidence haha

[CoDisafishy]

@woutakasinistra ummm yeah pretty sure I heard that too...

[kickstartavalanche]

ParDON me, hot sexy mmmmoma

[malisa71]

HERE'S JOHNY !!!