Karate (Jake and Amir)

[parkouras93]

there is no way that they would still be friends after this. just sayin'

[2121gatorgirl]

What? so did amir actually stab Jake? Or someone else?

[1Murmani]

YOU FU#KING IDIOT!!! XD 0:47

[Mugsi]

Easily one of my favourite J&As. Just like Explanations.

[larryjlangan]

Hey! The paramedic's the girl that ate Amir's chicken nuggets!

[iFletcher95]

die amir

[TheSpongebobgo]

This is what money is...this is money now.

[CaptainKif]

Imagine Amir losing Jake :P

[Sladestuff]

Just about the funniest jake and amir episode ever.

[danieo1210]

you know your a badass when you got fruit juice fer blood.

[TheDusteMikkel]

lol du er kul yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo hahhabhahahhahahahhshshshhsbsb­ahahhagagaggagagahhahahahahahh­ahahahhahhahhahahhhahahhahahhh­ahabhahahhahahahahahahahahahah­hahahahahahahhahahhahhhahahaha­hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah­ahahhah

[danieo1210]

@TheDusteMikkel Er du norsk???

[Metaloverlord007]

Keep pressing 5 to keep killing jake

[TPlushGumble]

Dancinggg queennnn hahaha that part made the video

[Sexalize]

LOL i got the same knife from an english B&Q

[EddieButtskin]

Dislike this video, if you have the cajones brothers.

[OSSRedemption]

"this is what money is, this is money now"

[mooningducky]

"No I'm talking about my sencay! That man is a god.". Hahaha!

[Leif1324]

I love the GUTS reference

[LucianaMihaela]

Wait--what?

[germanMasterroach]

ok, how will he be Amir's friend after this?

[giantrebol]

Press 5 repeatedly



[keilahpurple]

jello

[KayySame]

When Amir started singing dancing queen I fucking lost it xD love these guys.

[DeifyDan]

"Dancing queen (8)"

[ImKidCuddy]

" You killed me bro"

[Z7andersonsilva]

0:51 legit cranberry juice being spilt

[DGMRV]

1:35 those doctors are the guys who ate amirs nuggets

[Davisawwrr]

LOL

[jason192229]

LOL

[ShadowRogueZX]

XD

[SapphireNigga]

Huh he was trying to irong amir smart one

[55MrDude]

Jake says I have to go back to work when just a few seconds earlier he wins playing a game ?!

[overflowdata]

their best

[TheExplodingPumpkin]

Take that... Dancin' queeeen.

[alexo1234ss1]

Amir is such a jerk!

[PrinceLazyBoy]

I love how he says take that and say dancing queen

[Bubbles7043]

why would you even want to be amirs friend again after this? oh yea cuz jakes a dumbass.

[allandabid]

"I need to go back to work"

LOL, and Jake is just playing Angry Birds. Wow, real nice :P

[rooo1o]

1:06...I had one of those moments before.

[Shmeli100]

Haha I thought Amir loved jake and he randomly stabs him and doesnt even care

[PraxxTheMovieman]

@Shmeli100 Whatever Jakes was being a bitch right there.

[dude13361]

do they ever work?

[TheSpongebobgo]

@dude13361 hardly

[SKAMxRanger]

@dude13361 no who does that?

[TyphonLato]

@dude13361

This is there work

[DuffDevils]

@dude13361 this is their work

[bonzwah1]

@dude13361 of course, their job is clearly to be themselves while a ninja stealthily video tapes them without them knowing :)

[Brodie595]

Jake bleeds koolaid?... well you learn something new everyday

[mrarcha919]

dancing queen killed me omg xDDD

[abrakajingleberries]

WHAT THE HELL IT JUST ENDED

[bossisbestbossisbest]

what special nuggets do thy speak of?

[TboneWillsone]

Daaaaancing queen!

[TheJofisean]

...

[enemie4]

i have that little green robot beside jake :D

[drpepper70707]

Koolaid?

[wasiur5000]

HOLY crap the doctors are the same ppl that ate amirs nuggets!! :D

[treehugr88]

When I get a word underlined in red on word why do I have to right click on it twice?

[JDLupus]

This is what money is, this is what money i-i-is, i-i-is, i-i-i-i-is :D

[TyJaiGuruDevaOm]

I feel alert* smash*

[sinkertracks]

omg the dude is bleeding coolaid let me drink it!!

[juan16911]

This is what money is. This is money now. lmao quote of the year

[solarmistpros]

My sense is a god

[TheIbanezDuelist]

@solarmistpros sensei

[SauceBau5]

CAHONAS BROTHERS

[lamalayay]

we never know what happens afterwards...i mean this is a muge event...it needs a sequel :/

[iiniightmarex]

This is what money is!

[KO9958]

Take that!!. dancing queen..LMAO XD

[medrhcp]

There should be a Rage Flash Mob on here because of all the College Humor series this is the weakest and given far too much exposure. It's pretentious, slightly dull and you just want to punch them in the face. Long live Cracked.com!!! & College Humor when it doesn't suck!!!

[MrAustinDL]

that awkward moment when you have the same swiss army knife as Amir...

[novihockey20]

Last one? No? Ok..

[wongIgnow]

Oh, I was about to post something how those doctor guys look exactly like those guys who ate his perfectly aged mcnugs, but I just noticed one of the top comments already explains that. Dag.

[walzort]

FACK OFF SIXPACKSHORTCUTS...

All I need is Jake and Amir xD

Just for the record, I know I spelt the eff word wrong.

[whitehawk1997]

@walzort No you didn't! :D It's a free world well except for North Korea but you can spell it however you want! FECK!!!!! :D

[TheSuperCoolishOne]

Jake's blood is fluorescent

[DeZeRtEaGl101]

dancing queen- laughed so hard when he started singing :)

[Shortysponge967]

i dont understand how amir never goes to jail

[crackspider101]

Dancing queen (8)

[terrymadill]

Love the spanish Jonas brothers reference!

[goofyguber7]

This episode never gets old best jake and amir

[jaredjeya]

Cranberry juice.....

[FireAllen97]

creepy

[colourmekarina]

lol mono

[ISAACandIANfilms]

Keep pressing 5 to hear Jake being brutally murdered.

[LittleMissMinecraft1]

jakes a hotty ♥

[trendingtubes]

After 8 hours, this is the only Jake and Amir I haven't seen. :-)

[jarpif69]

this is what money is,this is money now.....Fudge that xD



[jacobburns909]

How many times has Jake died

[MegaVirus700]

1:08 R.I.P head phone users

[ihavsmile]

this is what money is

this is money now

[metalmuscles]

"I wana get back to work!" work? games?

[noteworthyIDEAS]

OH SHEESH Y'ALL! T'WASN'T A DREAM!

[theytookmyjob95]

@noteworthyIDEAS i love you

[cluny2300]

DANCING QUEEN

[Violett628]

okay....

[ROmanianGuy09]

OMG u killed me dude...but he is still alive lol

[HelloImBrownie]

0:04 - 0:10 is like listening to an Onision video.

[92lolabola]

Oh sheesh y'all, t'was a dream!

[Nerfer998]

Lol Swiss army knife.

[Rodolfsk8]

Amir! Why the fudge would you stab your BEST FRIEND?!

[nonojessjess]

THIS IS WHAT MONEY IS. THIS IS MONEY NOW.

[MapleErag0n1]

haha preferably the male one

[thagrammarnazi]

Then Amir and the paramedics became such good friends they started a barbershop quartet, before they betrayed him by eating his thigh-meat chicken nuggets.

[MetroidFreak123]

@thagrammarnazi and he got back at them by planking and owling at there sons memorial meeting

[thagrammarnazi]

@MetroidFreak123 DAMN that would've been perfect mate! Fuck, ah well lol.

[TheMLVideos]

@thagrammarnazi and then amir used them to test whether or not he could see who's a boy and who's a girl by clearing their throats.

[moh12345bso67]

bad version of angry birds at 0:05

[purpleninja4everz]

How would Amir know dancing queen ?

[montypython2011]

the paramedics are vikram and cassidy, the new recurring characters

OH SHEESH Y'ALL

[randomblueturtle]

Can one of you doctor guys- preferably the male one- look at me? i think i have a legit freaking mono right now

[YoungKeley]

this is what money is.... this is money now

[MrHolyx]

anyone notice there's no 1:38?

[brutalistlegend]

??

[LyanneKay1]

Ha ha ha Jake bleeds kool aid! :D

[tysongrl451]

can one of you doctors preferrably themale one come look at me

[WBN4LIFE]

the doctors are the same people that ate amir's special nuggets hahhahahah interesting

[LyanneKay1]

@WBN4LIFE and in his quartet!

[rekless911]

hahaa i loved amir's evil look

[YUNODERP]

It was an Inception reference, I get it

[SantosAfonso97]

LOL u guys remind me of jake and amir!

[anotherhappyasianboy]

that lady is the lady from the nuggets episode

[666scottyj]

why did they stab a juice box what did a juice box ever do to u

[mastershake99999]

Great GUTS! Reference

[WeAreAirborne]

The guy doctor looks like a legit vampire.

[lilwweboy]

Lmao i can't stop laughing at the Dancing Queen part, oww my guts hurt from laughing

[cgermiller]

I don't care how realistic the blood looks, the sheer shock value of Amir suddenly taking a knife out of nowhere and stabbing Jake for no good reason is (oddly) hilarious enough.

[Hayward000]

Daaancing queen!!! love that bit

[ShaUNGreTzkylashLey1]

when amir started singing i literally pissed myself.

[kountPHERLOCKula]

MOMMY! MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY! MOMMY!

[JReysProductions]

press 5

[stealthh123]

dancing queen lmfaooooXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD



[hotshot3434]

how is amir not fucking arrested? how does he still have a job?

[ids5621]

the medics are always in vids together. This one, nuggets and barbershop quarter. Always in the same ones

[ibetrinityg0d7]

Press 7 O.o



[daveybaby08]

That Indian girl is really fuckin sexy

[RushingRiotGaming]

oh god i got a mid term tomorrow I need to stop watching J and A

[lPokeSnailz]

It's funny because I have the same Swiss Army Knife. LOL

[manlyman608]

lol @ 0:36 "I'd like to go back to work". Don't you mean playing video games jake?

[PikolUploader]

Amir's mind scare me

[TheConnoe]

"Preferably the male one" Lolol

[sdfas66]

I laughed so hard when Amir stabbed Jake. Is that bad?

[FRENETIC11]

sooner or later, amir is going to kill jake.

[substantialHack]

dancing queen!!!!!!!!!

[thedredmanable]

i love that even though jake's faking it amir just stabbed his cool aid bottle that he was hiding under his shirt ..

[camobeast100]

How come my joke has 136 thumbs ups (11 more than MisssSmartini), but is not in the Best Comment list?

[RStheRocker]

@camobeast100 why does it matter attention whore?

[camobeast100]

@RStheRocker I was just wondering how the best comment function worked (they always show the two comments with the most thumbs ups). I wasn't pleading for attention, and there is no reason to get so angry. I wasn't asking for thumbs ups, I just wanted to know why my comment wasn't in this section while two comments with less thumb ups did get a place there.

[KageKiller245]

@camobeast100 I find it sad you actually care about that.

[camobeast100]

@KageKiller245 I was just wondering, Jeez

[KageKiller245]

@camobeast100 Still makes it sad that you were actually wondering about something so pathetic.

[matthewsan1]

dancing queen lol



[DACHICK13]

do u realize how creepy his pinky looks (amir)

[EddLineUnderscoreOne]

DAAANCIIING QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEE... Uh Jake..

[ChilldudeVS]

The poo looked more realistic.

[godevil1313]

ahahaha xD the dancing queen was so psycho shit :P

[TheLoopy989]

No bueno... I would be pissed. (although I wanted a capri sun drink after watching the hawian punch come out of jake. DUDE! do they even make that anymore? or Tahitian Treat? Maybe it will be like spagetti os though where they were good when you were 6 and they taste like a can of v-8 with some snot that looks like noodles in it.... but i digest...

[dobby42379]

how the hell could jake possibly stay anywhere near friends with amir after this?? im surprised he doesnt have a restraining order yet! (although that would kill the show)

[madrya22]

DANCING QUEEEEEEEEEEN!

[pinkguitargirl100]

some best friend you are amir..... i hope jakes ok

[eswormssful]

i like how jake said "let me get back to work" but he was playing angry birds haha =))

[snoopybrown007]

what game is Jake playing? is it angry bids?

[MCMQSmith]

0:28 Best reference ever. Man I miss that show

[aaronetik]

what a coincidence, I hear "dancing queen" in my head too right after I kill someone.

[trevmeister100]

is it me, or is jake and amir the most addicting series on youtube?

[soupyman3000]

@trevmeister100 awwwww yaaa trev!!

[theTherichard93]

what game is jake playing?



[aotsukihime19]

WTF lol really Amir? smh

[MinishSword]

@noodles356 ?