BLACK METAL NOODLES

[DrHowlingMad]

that's not the proper way to make noodles!!!

[rockabillyrules666]

noodles ist krieeeeeeeeeeeeg!!!!!!

[Robs5000graves]

That was absolutely fantastic. Nothing is done right unless your blasting metal...

[GekkeHarry101]

This song is indeed very good for black metal, it has a little bit of melody!! I like the vocals though xD

[TheTaylos]

Norwegian meal time xD

[EmperorSheepy]

Trve, noodles...trvedles!

[SovietLlamaMC]

virginity x20

[PlagueAngel88]

@SovietLlamaMC YOU KNOW!!!

[IXIANAR]

name of the song please =)

[skodatigris]

What is the name of the song? :D

[barbo86]

F A N T A S T I C ! ! !

[TheXPEHBAM]

dem cookies! for abbath!

[condecaligula]

jajajajaja ke wenaaa



[wildgift2]

fancy kitchen, doods

[WardahTheBlaqQ]

Them n00dles are two things: they are br00tal and kvlt! And grim. Three things, they br00tal, and kvlt, and grim. And heavy. Four things... :)

[though777]

i like my noodles with metalcore anyway good vid guys :)

[roxterat]

this is giving me will to cook :D

[athrivenessworld]

The book was better.

[exactinmidget92]

this is fucking funny. and as one BM fan to another u forgot to sacrifice a goat and cut urself 1 million times and pour ur blood on it. other wise it isn't noodles

[JasonYes2222]

I tried these noodles too. They're vber kvlt and nekro.

[Tie4821]

1:15 - this look should go on a Norgoroth cover - Black Metal is Krieg!

[Astivohad666]

Cornflakes and Noodles are so grim...

[FinnishMisanthrope]

This is getting too far, its not even funny anymore. All you do is try to make black metal into a some kind of a joke. You never understood what black metal is and what it stands for. Trendy fuckers, go listen to some mainstream metal.

[PlagueAngel88]

@FinnishMisanthrope Hey mayn, stop being angry in your pants.

Go listen to some Justin Bieber, or some Aryan Terrorism. Chill 'em pants of yours bro.

[FinnishMisanthrope]

@PlagueAngel88 Stop talking like a fucking hippie. You tend to listen to this music, but still, you are just introducing it to the braindead mainstream audience. This video is futile, stupid and just wrong.

[PlagueAngel88]

@FinnishMisanthrope How does a hippie talk? I don't recall me talking to you in person, I only seem to recall typing a message to your imbecile comment. That I decided to make some satire over a pretty cheesy sub-culture, and a genre that I sincerely love, is my own buisness. That the "mainstream" people like it, is just a plus. I like making videos that people like.

- Btw. nice claiming to be "TRUE" and "ANTI-MAINSTREAM", and have favorites like Xasthur and Absurd. really "underground", huh? :)

[FinnishMisanthrope]

@PlagueAngel88 The underground is vast and I am pretty sure I know many more names than you do. That "true, underground" part was just a lousy attempt to interrupt me. Now, lets quit this futile conversation.

[LAKOA1]

@FinnishMisanthrope I agree with you, that Black Metal is far more than most of the people would ever understand, but I also enjoy jokes about the culture because it's just a parody of that, what the mainstream sees in BM. If they don't understand what it is really about...just screw them, don't give a shit and be glad that the real BM will never get in touch with these kind of people.

[FinnishMisanthrope]

@LAKOA1 I don't mind some inside humour, but these people are just repeating each other and making it more than just a humour. In my opinion they are making black metal a complete JOKE and the sad part is that they don't even see it. Black Metal should be all about respect towards the artists and the community and we still can see some kids claiming to listen to black metal leave comments like "he looks gay" and stuff to videos. These kind of videos are not helping at all.

[PlagueAngel88]

@FinnishMisanthrope How do you define the Black metal scene? Your view on black metal as a culture, and not the least a scene, is kinda simplictic. Irony, Sarcasm, Elitism, Misanthropy, Melancholia, Nietzscheism, Individualism, Black Metal is many things.

Videos like mine, do not make people take black metal less serious. The black metal scene made itself, to a sudden degree, look kinda ridiculous. It is people like you, that takes a music-genre way to serious, that is to blame. 

[FinnishMisanthrope]

@PlagueAngel88 You talk of black metal as if it would be no different to some modern pop music. That exactly confirms that you are not here for right reasons. Once again, its good if you like the music, but if you can't relate to the message, its useless. You must realise that black metal was created to be an underground movement. Its the wrong people that appear to the "scene" that destroy its purposes. It was meant to be serious, unlike the other metal genres around at that time

[PlagueAngel88]

@FinnishMisanthrope Of course, there are major cultural, and musical differences between modern "pop music" and "Black Metal". But, again, black metal is not as polarished and simplistic as you put it up to be. Black Metal? A movement? Someone has been reading to much Varg Vikernes. Black Metal stopped being underground, as soon as it brought media-attention towards itself, and started making music-videos for the public to see. Black metal is alot of things, and is split into alot of sub-genres.

[FinnishMisanthrope]

@PlagueAngel88 And as I said, I don't mind some inside humour, but what you people are doing is just repeating each other as if it would still be "funny".

[VicodinAddicted]

@FinnishMisanthrope Ok, we can't be all so true as you

[exactinmidget92]

@FinnishMisanthrope calm down buddy. not all BM fans are depressed ppl like u. im not

[FinnishMisanthrope]

@exactinmidget92 Woah, this is getting really pathetic...

[Edna13Darkling]

@Destinodate

Thanks \m/!

[hardrockfille]

Yes wats de song name \m/

[dukeoftheoaks]

what song is playing in the video i like it alot!

[Edna13Darkling]

Song name?! PLEASE?!?!

[Warxoth]

lol, you guys are inspired by "black metal cookies", yet, your video has way more visits :)

[evebanger666]

you look very handsome

[NokturnalLilith]

Amazingly Funny And Awesome!

Make More Please :)

You Guy's Are Good Looking Chap's ;)

[xxpalerosexx]

Ramen ist krieg! \m/

[Godspine]

Whats the name of the song? Sounds good.

[neguinha1694]

vim pelos vídeos da desciclopédia!

[hailtunrida]

More reasons Denmark is a place I need to live.

[celcius119]

YOU NEED TO ADD MORE FUCKING WATER!

[omenofdeath11]

Name of the song plz?

[lovestospooge646]

so black metal

[lythium11]

Whats the name of the song? :D \m/

[joeblowthehot]

fuck off

[Kruzoroth]

Damn such an awesome song, whats the name?

[RockVivienne]

I love it :DD haha

[Arsteinen]

Really great ;)

[cosanostracz]

What´s so funny about this video? I don´t get it.

[OdeToNecrophilia]

not funny. stop making black metal unfunny videos you pieces of shit. ill fucking cum to your house and murder you.

[666TheMetalmaniac666]

HOLY SHIT this song sounds good. What is the name/band of the song that i can put this shit high with my speakers while drunk around a pagan black metal Fire in the dark forests of Canada \m/

[OdeToNecrophilia]

@666TheMetalmaniac666 shut up ugly.

[666TheMetalmaniac666]

@OdeToNecrophilia ur fucking stupid piece of shit. olalala blablablabla i will come and kill u all blablablabla ur comments prove that ur some kind of faggot who try to act violent and fail. this is my last comment to you cause i hate argue with a guy which has a very highly probability to be a pussy and who will try to sound violent but from which im gonna laugh cause i know this skinny nerd would be beaten to death by a emo dwarf in a fight. Theres to much fucking virgin nerds on youtube.

[OdeToNecrophilia]

@666TheMetalmaniac666 lol'd. stop projecting your own faults onto others, particularly onto ME. k thanks.

[BadButNotSad]

@666TheMetalmaniac666 Holy Fucking Shit, I want to know it, too D:

[Destinodate]

@666TheMetalmaniac666 This song is "Vikingmakt" by Frostmoon.

[666TheMetalmaniac666]

@Destinodate ty dude! 

[Destinodate]

@666TheMetalmaniac666 ur welcome :D

[ZaarBloodletter666]

@666TheMetalmaniac666 Can I come wif you!?!?! :D

[puhutko]

@666TheMetalmaniac666

Band: Frostmoon

Song: Vikingmakt

[TheNico400000]

That is satan fauvorite food

[MagpieRising]

the nodding in sync at 0:25 is hilarious.

[SlicerOfBones]

I ate noodles when I got home today. I then proceeded to look up black metal videos. I then found this video. The end.

[guitarherotony17]

those must be some brutal noodles \m/

[Coffincruisine]

lol i love how he just slaps the first packet of noodles off the lid and puts another one on there XD

[ShadowDwellerXXX]

you might want a black metal hair clip to keep it out of the noodles.....

[JohnFrusciante98]

are you norwegian( I am :D)? I just thought the kitchen was kinda "norwegian"... dont know why :P 

[PlagueAngel88]

@JohnFrusciante98 I am not norwegian.

We are danish. The kitchen is a HTH-design kitchen, which is a danish kitchen company.

But, then again, norwegians are basically a lamer copy of danes ;)

[stoicfan]

@PlagueAngel88 lol ouch

[exactinmidget92]

@PlagueAngel88 danish, norwegian, who cares. u are all vikings and i envy u for that

[ThatKaieruKid]

ill be ur drummer if i can come ilive with you guys

[metalkingdom100]

eh



[LadyMETALHead69]

You GUYS make noddles look Awsome to eat lol

[chiprommel]

ADD a BEATEN egg to your noodles! Remember to stir the mix with rage as the mix gets hotter and hotter!!! I will make a blackmetal video "blackmetal ramlet" how to turn your ramen into an omlet...blackmetal style! UGH!!!!!!!!!

Nice work here, that was funny

[justWidle]

\m/ p_q \m/ hail evil noodles.

[Armandess]

This video still makes me laugh, even after two years.

[bornofosirisnut]

BR00T4L!!11!!1!

[lauraallen2586]

lol that's the first thing i thought too (about living at home.) however, the video is hilarious, love it.

[ByabyaChannel]

Noodles Ist Krieg

[Faustustopheles]

wish i had your kitchen.

[Serafimii]

induction ist krieg

[SibilantChristmas]

YEAHHH IMA HAVE TO MAKE ME SOME BLACK METAL OREOS WITH MILK!

[david73707]

Noodle ist krieg!!!!!!

[letthechaosreign]

NECRO NOODLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[Jadetemple5]

Lmao :D I like this XD

[lorenzo152857]

hahahha bllacckkkk metall1!!!!

[mitchyman92]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA one flaw, it's fucking hard to eat noodles without eating your hair.

[TheAlleshka]

kitchen so beauty

[Chicnesses]

Trve kvlt noodles.

[rustydahlia87]

You make me SICK with your expensive hipster ramen and super nice kitchen!!!! BLACK METAL DOES NOT MAKE RAMEN IN SUCH A NICE KITCHEN!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[rockntroopen]

ramen ist kreig!

[AggressivePrefector]

They come out way better in the microwave.

[KaldStal]

sir, what materials do you use for you´re corpsepaint?

[alastarian1]

It needs more bats.

[CassiopeaProduction]

Fantastic!!!!

[scameroiv]

very fun!



[odysseasX]

Noodles ist krieg

[coolfordtrucks1]

Funny vid but what's the song?

[morkveld]

LOL natteulven...you have my same pseudonym XD

[norskfimbulvetr]

I love the pots \m/

[svetlanalupesku]

cute *_*

[princessewhiterose]

I don't know which one of you is cuter... I'd fuck both of you!

[EurynomuSlut]

@princessewhiterose I'd fuck both of them too. At the same time. Ya know?

[princessewhiterose]

@EurynomuSlut

Yup! I'd do the same!

[TataBorgir]

what a baeutifull kitchen

[TheRealErnestogod]

nothing is better than the black metal cookies

[luciad4e]

sexy

[InvasionNuclear]

u really do have a nice kitchen!!! :D

[TheAtazoth]

kool \m/

[Deathsqad]

Please tell me, what's the title of this song.. It's perfect!!

[synchroflip123]

EPIC MAKE UP!!! AND OFCOURSE EPIC NOODLES!!!

[MisstressMourtisha]

its offiail im makin some roman noodles!

[inccubi666succubi]

fucking hot!!!!!

[inccubi666succubi]

hhaha i love it!!

[SPYDDET]

DANMARK!!!

[ArianeMarcela1974]

I want to eat noodles! I go to the kitchen now!

[satansatin]

thumbs up for the hot guys

[DonCreek2]

truest noodles I've ever seen

[TheMorbidgoth]

haha

[sfj6728]

roman noodles =p

[CMTHRFCKNT1]

cool!

[brucekirk89]

shit my first band lived on Top and cup noodles wile on the road and beer

[Abnormalproductions2]

Man that is a beautiful kitchen!

[GOCookingShow]

Your kitchen is way too nice for black metal noodles, and no beer. Thumbs down.

[blava66668i]

ahaha  this is fantastic. brilliant song, by the way

[Labolas2Glasya]

im hungry xD

[luthienxxx]

jaja que estupidez! I like it!! ‎\m/ ‎\m/

[heidym21]

how the noodles taste

[BrutalHamster]

Except for your nick great video :)

[aznkriss133]

chopsticks are way more metal than forks :P

anyways \m/

[PsYcHiaTeRxX]

repeat 1:27 XDDD

[Saufm]

Nice kitchen. You obviously still live with your parents ;)

[PlagueAngel88]

@Saufm Well, my dear old parents appreciates the compliment.

However, I moved out a year ago.

[itsmistersmoke]

@PlagueAngel88 Love the formality bro

[emitrejo]

@Saufm Are we not kvlt and tr00 if we live with our parents? D:

[Saufm]

@emitrejo

No, actually you're not ;)

[emitrejo]

@Saufm Shit. Crush my fuckin' dreams.

[pentumplementgum]

@Saufm Metal heads aren't allowed to have nice houses on their own?

[TheTortugaTanker]

Question is :

Would Nathan Explosion & DethKlok find noodles "metal"?

[Zodist]

Lol reminds me of my old days when i use to spend my money on black metal cds and lived on cheap noodles and drank bong water.Doom and Gloom.

[heathen1392]

I had never heard this song before. Thanks!

[MrTjb2009]

black metal pennut butter jelly sandwitch!

[DevilMayRise]

you boys have wonderful hair.

[popov246]

Finally a better produced video then Black metal cookies. Funny but not too silly. 

[PlagueAngel88]

@rokkettaro3000

Frostmoon - Vikingmakt

[emofestjazz]

I want ot fuck you guys.

[PlagueAngel88]

@emofestjazz

That is quiet understandable :)

[emofestjazz]

@PlagueAngel88 well.......as long as im not the only one out here

[misaxMCR]

@emofestjazz yes quite understandable indeed

[vladmira]

Darkest of Noodles indeed! Awesome make up and gestures...a+++++++

[PanteraChick]

Those noodles are quite frostbitten!

[XADIENX]

name of song please 8(((

[PlagueAngel88]

@XADIENX Frostmoon - Vikingmakt

[XADIENX]

@PlagueAngel88 tytyttyty <3!!

[NubMonk]

Hilarious vid, whats the name of the song?

[PlagueAngel88]

@NubMonk Frostmoon - Vikingmakt

[assphinktersaiswhat]

awww yeah, inspiring me to do...Black Metal Pancakes!!!