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  • i love you even more for BREE ESRIG!!! she brought me to you and your videos MAKE ME SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!

  • who the hell has to film this?

  • I hate to say it, but I'd pay these guys to do this in public.

  • YOU TWO SHOULD GO BUNGEE JUMPING OR SKY DIVING

  • i'd really love to meet you two in person

  • i like the way dodger is very colour coordinated in her second turn as her bowling ball matches her outfit

  • 0:43 repeat repeat repeat

  • What the fuck? Dodger? My mind can't handle all the sudden youtube connections.

  • @Zaqster everyone on youtube knows each other.

  • @Zaqster i've also seen a video or two that also has the amazing Ro (a.k.a @RosannaPansino) who's been mentioned in dodger's videos

  • what is the unicorn dance song called?

  • I'VE MISSED SO MUCH. why didn't I sub earlier

  • CourtneyPants and Dodger are the two most amazing girls that I wish I could meet!

  • Good choice of mysteriously self-lubricating balls!

  • Courtney I love your balls!!!

  • come to massachusetts and you, me, and dox can go bowling. ya game?

  • Oh the Irony, a Eunuch has no balls, thought that was funny when I saw your name as Unic.

    Who holds the camera for you guys? Someone without a life, or? lol.

  • I looove DOX

  • Dox needs a onesie

  • @IchiTrois that she does!

  • ive heard shay talk about you before and just happened to stumble across your channel man you have to be the funniest female on youtube hands down! you kind of remind me of kassem g the way your comedic timing is always on point i subscribed and will be looking for more vids :)

  • I love courtney and dodger vids, they are the best

  • Poor dodger...

  • Take my balls instead. XD

  • Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!

  • @fantasmaofdoom That's like the most queer yet unqueer thing you could've said! :)

  • who filmed this?

  • This video is so inexplicably funny.

  • OMG UNICOURT WWWWOOOOO

  • Uhh, I'm from England and I've never been to a bowling alley that didn't have colour-coordinated balls, in order of their weight. o_O

  • Why are you going somewhere else to eat? There's nothing better than bowling alley cheeseburgers or pizza.

  • good to see bestfriends having fun :D

  • the world would suck without people like you guys , seriously

  • Damn who'd have thought a unicorn costume could be so hot?! You are bringing unico-hotness to a whole new level lol.

  • My boyfriend like is scared of you. LOL. But I LOVE YOUUU. You're amazing.

  • you are pretty athletic unicourt.. makes u even more attractive

  • Unicorns give me a boner...

  • lol at the green ball attempt hahaha

  • how what why did i miss this? even with the magical chest bumping

  • 0:43 is dodgers TROLOLOL laugh

  • This is amazing

  • @courtneypants i named you and dogder in so many of my videos but my all videos got deleted, and they showed some sweet moves , i even made my own move its a mixture of crotch explosions and another move dogder does : D

  • Just pretend it's Wii Bowling and you'll strike all the time.

  • Don't bowl thirsty

  • wait is that dodger

  • @THE96reaper1 yeh thats dodger

  • I'm strait out the gutter, how about we meet in the alley some time?

  • Get Jizz with it...

  • 13 people don't believe in unicorns :(

  • youre both so pretty!!

  • im really jelly of both of you

  • I feel bad for all the other unicorns..

  • Courtney do some fashion! D: similar to Peanut butter and jams. ilukkthxbai

  • that was awesome! I wish there were more people that awesome.

  • Your so corky. I love it. 

  • It took me a third viewing to understand what Courtney was implying about the Wet balls. Man, unicorn humor is surprisingly dirty.

  • there both flat chested

  • Unicort FTW!!!!! 8^D

  • I love the "D:" face courtney makes when she does the "oh my god the wings" - dance ... which i thought was totally badass btw ...

  • those were some nice oily balls

  • I wonder what's bigger those unicorn balls or KassemG nose .......probly Kassem nose he probly gave her a nose job if you catch my drift ......post

  • Is this shot at like 9am? There are only like 4 other people in the arena ha

  • @GrindingDaily not many people go bowling anymore. I went on a saturday a while ago and there were like 4 ppl there.

  • Unicorn and balls either this girl knows how to have a good time or she is on some good shit.....post

  • amazeeeeeng

  • haha i have the exact same unicorn costume!

  • You kind of look like Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge. You highness!

  • Dox is pretty cute. When i saw the thumbnail i thought dox was katilette's sister, callie, the one that sings. :P

  • @CourtneyPants you should try some daily vlogs out and your theme should be " omg its country with pants and a dance" or something like that you'll find something good!

  • You know what's weird, Dodger has more channel views than you but all your videos usually get more views than hers. Do y'all ever compete about stuff like views and subscribers??

  • I wonder how many girls think blue balls is something guys just made up.

  • BAHAHAHAHAHA THE GREEN BALL ONE

  • Awesome, new Unicourt video and with Dox? :D I love these, they're really funny XD

  • TOTALLY AWESOME! ROFL

  • RETURN OF THE CAMELTOE 4!!!

  • i love you

  • HHNNNNNGGHH!!!!1

    SO MUCH AWESOMENESS! O_O

  • Chest bump with my face!

  • am i the only one that caught the blue balls joke

  • @JoshuaAhalt haha i sure hope not

  • @courtneypants O I did

  • 1 7 9 xD

  • HI COURTNEY :)

  • UNICOURT <3

  • dodger is hawt, no-pedo

  • I am laughing so hard because you are out in public bowling dressed like....that :-))

  • yeee!! epic victory dance and chest bump. You grabbed so many balls.

  • @Larodable So many oily balls.

  • @courtneypants ok ok .... my mind right now is having an adventure of balls

  • You were going to say Unicorn males, right Miss blue balls. It's nice to see that the wings allow you go bowling, reminds me of a commercial.

  • Watching you while I'm sick is medicine enough(:

  • eww, i woudn't want some lady licking my balls back there.

  • You cut yourself open! I can't believe that. Amazing.

  • 1:46 that's Bree's new technique! haha

  • I LOL'd.

  • HAHHA her face when DOX falls on the ball...giver backer? idk wtf its called lol

  • How many balls do you have Courtney?

  • Nice vid

  • Epic shirt dodger!

  • the ball picks up oil from the lane

  • You have the naughtiest lil Unihorn in all of the Land did you know that? But thats why i love you :D

  • I wish I was a baller unicorn.. I mean I can quest for them with my license, but it's just not the same ..

  • Yes. Collab win.

  • Nice to see the trolls backing off. You are doing all the shit that I thought I was too cool to do but secretly wanted to back in the day. Rock on wit ya bad self. Chest bump!

  • Heads up Courtney,

    If you ever hook up with a male unicorn and he gives you access to his special purpose you will find it is more sticky then wet. hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm ☂

  • If I saw you 2 come into my bowling alley, I'd put you on the last lane as well! =)

  • am i the only one who doesn't like dox? i think unicourt is better without her actually

  • @54321rosa Yep, you are the only one. Dox brings out more of Unicourts awesomeness!

  • I LOVE DOX!

  • your camel toe makes me wanna be a better man

  • i like your tail, the one underneath your costume

  • Best date ever

  • change the tittle to The Adventures of "Dox and Unicort"

  • Dox and unicorts need their own channel

  • 0:57 reaction is so funny xD

  • Courtney, take up the guy that wants to pay you $10k to bowl with you but first get him to wire the money you your account and then meet at a public place with Danna Richards to back you up should there be some ass whopping needed. ☈ $ ☺☺

  • Furies bowling awesome =0D

  • Unicourt, yours and Dox's awesomeness is unparalleled, I applaud it.

  • Very good Courney. Keep up the great work. You make me smile. ☺☺☺

    I wondered if any guys ever came on to you until I notice the beautiful camel toe that white outfit was supporting. Good for you young lady.

    I like how your mind works. Wish you were into men. Love the chest bumps. Next time the right size bikini top would require less imagination, plzzzz.☺☼♪♫♥

  • This is great! Love it!

  • I do love me some Unicourt....

  • I wouldn't mind letting that unicorn roll it's balls into my gutter.

  • Dude... so many balls jokes... I can't... I must... *ghbhehbhegeajaljec* : Nice ball-handling skills, Court. *hehehehe*

  • courtney i want to go bowling with you guys tooooooo lol

  • 306th viewer! Winning :)

  • Hey this is that guy that doesn't really look like Ryan Gosling again. You beat my high score in bowling and I feel sad.

  • i like this. this is great. (Dox thoughh.)

  • @amazingpony why do you do that? i don't like you doing that.

  • @courtneypants do what? this video was perfect. "(Dox thoughh.)" in a good way. like unf, she really greatt. whats wrong? message me or something.

  • @courtneypants Lol, Dodger has no tits literally, but i still love her so much. She's crazy fun, love that you brought her!

  • @Mownmbasa But she has a nice butt.

  • @imkluu Can't argue there, and heartwarming smile;)

  • @Mownmbasa And cute pixie ears.

  • unicorn toe :(

  • Hahaghshahahahahah I love you courtney!!! You guys are hilarious!

  • LOL you guys are high-larry-us. :D

  • 0:42

    I can't stop laughing

  • I love it when you bring @dexbonus along!

  • Court, you have officially moved back to my 'lovin' it' category. Thanks for coming back! (ps... if you say pooptay one more time, I'm moving you back into the 'not loving' it' category.

  • @nfin8one why? that's not fair...

  • @courtneypants how could you not keep saying pooptay? wtf

  • Third time i watch this, i have issues

  • Dox is quite pretty.

  • omg if we met we would be best friends cuz i act just like u :O

  • was there any debate on whether or not to use bumpers?

  • Why Dodge wearing her shirt on the outside?? She embarrassed by her camel toe or something? :-)

  • WHERE IS THE HEART :( I WANNA CONTINUE?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Thanks :) Yours truly not the guy on the corner <3 Love yah Courtney!

  • Dodger.is.a.cutie.

  • I could beat you at bowling EASY. I mean this one time, I bowled a whole 27. That's right. TWENTY SEVEN IN ONLY TEN FRAMES.

  • unicourt, my faveeeeee!

  • who else would like to know whos filming this?

  • @obirb10 Just thinking that! Haha

  • @obirb10 Probably Eric from theatre of life.

  • How awesome and magical are unicorn testicles?

    And when you jizz, does a rainbow come out?

    (I need this for my science project, a speedy reply would be helpful! )

  • hey courtey you two are soo funny together more of these

  • Hey court, when are you gonna hang out with some of your HS perry friends ^.^!

  • well cout had sex last night... haha way too much on her unicorn mind

  • I don't like dox she ruins the video I think..

  • why. are. you. so. awesome!

  • this is just... its perfect.

  • Courtney always replies its what makes her baller, & g money

  • You are both so baller and filthy and so gorgeous, it's the prefect combo.. And trust two ladies to get excited about getting their names put in correctly.

    Wow I'm so high right now, Valium FTW.

    Oh and I loveeeeee Courtney.

  • yay gotta love unicourt

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  • Im lovw you courtney !!

  • OMG !!!! she replied !!!

  • @jobiniki omg zomg schomg. 

  • Courtney has big boobs, dox...not so much

  • Wow YouTube letting me see Courtney's vids, how kind of you.. EPIC BASTARDS.

    Anyway HILARIOUS as per usual Courtney, you deserve so many more views than you are getting.

    Cannot believe ijustine (ick) gets so many for such shit content, just coz she's blonde ---- all my opinion. Apologies if she is your friend. It just pisses me off. YOU ARE FUNNIER AND FAR MORE TALENTED.. Oh I am PMSING like a bitch... CALM DOWN WOMAN.

    Shut upppp Weston.. *leaves*

    Think I'm

    High

  • Stale

    

  • I didnt know Unicorns bowl....OH!!! And i discovered a new species...The unicron

  • you're wearing matching shirts :3

  • COURTNEY. hi.

  • No one thought that Sherlockcat might want to go bowling? That's some BS, yo.