Pokemon: A poem for Ekans

[J1KTheGamer]

did you...had sex with it 0.o

[Hey3211]

Ekans backwards - Snake.

Arbok backwards - Kobra.

Muk backwards...?

[Tyleriscoolx2]

This is stupid. You can't just assume that Ekans hands would be purple if they existed.

[kaymerjon]

I just got a semi!!!!

[lizzyroses]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH



[naiveskitty]

O__________________x

[randomemo12]

..what

[777zai]

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

[Syndacade]

Purple man hood? wtf lol

[ColinF027]

I miss the guy with the face comment. :C

[AdamDawson3]

Ekans is my favourite Pokemon its always in my party in every game and I always catch 2 to evolve one into Arbok and Seviper is one of my big favourites as well i hope to see that someday Nintendo will make it a split evolution from Ekans.

[alextheasiangamer]

ekans=snake

arbok=kobra

whats muk? lololol

[DKnight19917234]

ekans-upside down=snake thumbs up

[caseyjcampbell]

@DKnight19917234 ... looks like akeus to me

[DKnight19917234]

@caseyjcampbell ekans= s n a k e

[caseyjcampbell]

@DKnight19917234 you said upside down though, not backwards

[namfamily2202]

Ekan backwards is Snake.

[mrmrbenjamiiin]

you are a raw bellend

[DuoBeard]

as disturbing as the poem is, I will say that it was a very great piece. Nonetheless has it grasped a real piece of art... Great job n_n

[DEVBAGUPINTHIS]

I can't... bre-... HAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Brbdying

[pokenarmew]

thank was the best pokemonxhuman ship ever! LOL

[hownowicecow282]

livestream?

[markmontgomert]

i luv luv luv luv luv luv luv luv luv luv luv luv  EKANS GO GO GO GO EKANS I LUV U BEST POKEMON

[mrtalkative91]

articUNO, zapDOS, molTRES

[MegaVampiressuck]

@mrtalkative91 FAIL

[mrtalkative91]

@MegaVampiressuck ....how

[MegaVampiressuck]

@mrtalkative91 its tres not ltres

[mrtalkative91]

@MegaVampiressuck ...no. its moltres

[MegaVampiressuck]

@mrtalkative91 your joke was uno dos tres the endings of the three legendary birds yet you diddnt do it right ahh nevermind im to tired to be a troll

[mrtalkative91]

@MegaVampiressuck i did it right though. youre not even trolling, youre just making yourself look stupid. Moltres has an L in it. youre retarded.

[MegaVampiressuck]

@mrtalkative91 yes i can spell but o my god why keep talking to you im wasting my time your the retarded one

[mrtalkative91]

@MegaVampiressuck hahahaha youre such a fail troll. you suck. go die

[MegaVampiressuck]

@mrtalkative91 ya...... shouldnt try to be someone that i hate

[Comet725]

Eevee = Eevee backwords

[Jerog1]

Ekans = Snake

Arbok = Cobra

Muk = _ _ _

[BingMe16]

whyboner?

[eponalink14]

.....i...my childhood was just raped...

[firespin97]

this is stupid.

.....*fap fap fap fap*

[ThePizzaGuru1]

Pokemon Beastiality

[Awesomekidz11]

Ekans - Snake

Arbok - Kobra

Muk - Kum

[xXTitoman66Xx]

Koffing>>Weezing>>Gaspking

Ekans>>Arbok>>Adnocana

[filipinofear13]

ekan - snake?

[darkorbit215]

EKANS BACKWARDS=SNAKE

[TheNerdOmega]

Wow...Ekans is snake backwards...

[LPSGamerGirl]

49 people didnt know ekans is snake backwards

[CubeJackal]

'purple manhood'

Don't worry, guys. My soul was taken by the Internet a long time ago.

[TheFadedMalee7]

@CubeJackal

4chan?

[barkyindustries]

WTF

[Billybiscuits13]

Pokephilia is illegal in all 50 states Jim.

[zakestar]

Spell Ekans Backwards ._. Yeah....

[Jazmillenium]

I try to fight I cant say no, I feel your purple manhood grow. Lol I lost it at that.

[Jazmillenium]

My god the sex parts were so fucking funny!

[ChillOnlyKetchup]

flood was here

[zombiesrcuming4u]

That was... unexpected. 

[Neptune0100]

i completely lost it at "tickle my little pokeballs"

[DaceFXLance]

wthhh...

[MegatronTarantulas]

fucking awesome

[tehskaiizbloo]

i love this..

[WeepingSpectre]

Its sad that i didn't realize that Ekans is snake backwards until this disturbing video...

[Ba11s11]

@0:42, it gets real...

[KuyaBaka]

Why do I love this so much?

[BrianIsChill]

This guy just scored himself some hugh hefner pussy

[VIOLENTCORN]

im....very....disturbed.....

[wolfthing11]

This guy needs subtitles. Can't understand a word he says. :/

[hawkeye8880]

I never liked using Ekans. I just thought he sucked.

[kourichan]

take me, SNAKE me!...

[TehCoolCat]

great till the last second

this will be the first poem i remember and whenever someoen asks me to recite something down the road, this is gonna be it

[Peach0nade]

Lawl

[rahape]

gay

[chobo11]

ekans sucks

[Neobunny14]

I was training an ekans until I heard this. Now it just sits in the back of my pc.

[kevinguzzer]

at the end i just literally LOL'D XD

[CloudCereal553]

Ow...my childhood...

[fuzzymexican12]

Does this guy want to fuck a snake?

[RobexSB]

Wat

[risingpower]

Bravo!!!

[BobwellTV]

i'll give someone $100 million if someone can pause at 1:41

[TugBoatest]

@BobwellTV I just did. I'll be pming my details to you shortly.

[LinniPanda]

@BobwellTV ughhhhhhhh

[Acestarboy]

in backward...Ekans = snakE

[Abiogenic]

@Acestarboy Oh wow... did you figure that out all by yourself?

[ImSeniorClean]

God the end was the best

[TheLittleCoon]

How did you not laugh while recording this. Probably because its so nasty.

[TasteVenganceStudios]

ROFLLL

[ImJuZSuMeKiD]

LOL THE END CREEPED ME

[ROFLSTOMPER101]

Im not really sure what happened here but "Ekans i back you 100%"

[KovaPeruna]

tickle my little pokeballs....

[xehanort521]

wtf is this

[sjok101]

wht i mindfuck

[lookerup]

lolz square root of 3

[shmoopy97]

hot damn thats awesome!

[TicklesMeSillyYou]

Ekans = snakE = Snake

Arbok = kobrA = Kobra

[azareal]

@TicklesMeSillyYou Muk = kum just sayin....

[Joccy335]

EKANS..backwords..SNAKE. Mind blown?

[yesterdayismyday]

If Voldemort had written a poem about pokemon this would be it...

[tipsy3T]

u on that phaggy time DTOID?

[PTWise]

what the fuck did i just listen ?

[JoshuaMilksh4ke]

LOL this is sweet n then creepy

[Blaknight360]

ekans backwards is snake

[TheKometh]

@Blaknight360 an arbok kobra

[sidlocc23]

it felt like a crime to listen to the whole thing

[sidlocc23]

lmao this was weird af 

[gameboyboy123]

Well, that's gonna stick with me every time I play Pokemon. It's like watching that left a big scar on the Pokemon part of my brain, lol. But it was sorta funny. at first 0_o'

[jayhow92]

Pokephilia? 

[phail555]

@jayhow92 You have it?!? Well then, look up gardevoir.

[jayhow92]

@phail555 Hell no! I don't have that!

[fox2749and4729]

@jayhow92 Don't lie, we know that roughly 98% of your day's go to fapping to pokemon.

The keyboard doesn't lie.

[jayhow92]

@fox2749and4729 you got me. I just wack off to pokemon all day. Aww man jiggly puff is so hawt! *This is all sarcasm* lol

[Darkiesmistress]

@jayhow92 put your dick between two jigglypuffs

[rojm]

arbok is kobra backwards

[FuriousTheGeorge]

That went downhill really quick

[seeknayr]

ekans spelled backwards is snake and arbok spelled backwards is kobra

[ZeroZX999]

@seeknayr And once again, I must say...

You DON'T...wanna know what Muk is backwards. =3

[phail555]

@ZeroZX999 It's what those tissue's that are on the trashcan, which is placed next to your bed are full off.

[ZeroZX999]

@phail555 Ha! Good one! XD

[xPurpleRayne]

This frightened me.

[NinjarAikou]

Creepy. Very freaking creepy. =/ Youtube should be ashamed for featuring this.

[AudioVideoDisco06]

OMFG, rule 34 at its worst.

[Steeley8]

lol.

thats nassstyyyy

[lilaleahg]

.....My mind went blank halfway through, so can uh anyone tell me how Ekans grew arms, exactly?

[RealDbcification]

Uh... I... Uh... I think I need to take a shower now.

[MetaKnight2004]

:(

[ZeroZX999]

My face during this video:

:D

:)

:(

D:

o.o

O_o

XD I thought this was pretty damn funny none the less.

[Guessmoo]

@ZeroZX999 Precise description of how i watched this.

[RyuOhisama]

Kyurem anyone?

[nathanRSGW]

why the fuck is this featured video

[ttdr10]

@nathanRSGW because youtube features every video from a youtube partner, no matter how stupid/useless/unfunny/uninter­esting it is

[Juugo2008]

LOL. xD

[StealthApples]

ekans is "snake" spelled backwards. and arbok is.....

[ZeroZX999]

@StealthApples You don't even wanna know what Muk is backwards. =3

[Redneckman556]

@StealthApples kobra

[JTrey06]

um yeah way to flip the script

[shadowkoizumi]

This is exactly how Dcigs feels about Jigglypuff. (for those who don't get the refrence lookup "Black man loves Pokemon original".

[ZeroZX999]

@shadowkoizumi LOL! Nice job with the reference!

(Now I have to watch that video again. >.>)

[eemaanj]

I hated the line, I watch your purple man something grow......

[shadowkoizumi]

@eemaanj "Purple Manhood"

[ZombieMonkey7]

37 people are perpetual cowards

[RoflManJar]

O.o

This took a turn for the creepy

[midnightstorm45044]

And I wondered how this was featured. Now I know.

I'm also scarred for life ._.

[cmac789]

it took a turn for the worse around 0:45....

machoke ftw

[StPatrickDayMassacre]

hawt

[HwoarangtheBoomerang]

That went from innocent to creepy really quick. Still, freakin' awesome.

[goondel]

Magneton is still better.

[Sherblock]

MUDKIPSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZ



[themystery99]

Congratulations, you just made thousands of furries touch themselves inappropriately.

[Tatertawt24]

MAKE ONE ABOUT WOOPER

[TheTylBoy]

i hate the episode when he evolve's him and koffing

[Sirhc7000]

omg....disturbingly good.

so beautiful :')

[LeeWin92]

I think my ears were just raped |:

[usaaok]

this was so beautiful

[C0DEDSTRYKER]

kind of weird that the audience is mostly age 25-34 males

[Goutetsu98]

Koffing!

[ThePenFactory]

I'd encourage you to do the same for many more Pokemons. Maybe not all erotic, but as hilariously well-written, yes.

[wastelanderone]

o.o

[HookedGamers]

0:17 Poke-a-mum ?

[Puliaomu]

"and tickle my little pokeballs." epic.

[TheStickKid]

i laughed my ass off.

[R3dbunny]

The end of ekans tale looks like a pair of anal beads.

Feels good, Man

[Roky1989]

Just disturbing... THUMBS UP!

[attackofyames]

i know i say this for every video but...FUCKING HILARIUS

[cdnchef1]

let me get this right, does he wanna bang that snake? or rather have that snake to bang him???

[GitForceGemini]

Not a patch on the SMTV Pokerap.

[taylornathan417]

wow... wtf lets ruin my childhood

[allaccountnamesgone]

WAT

[GenoBreaker90113]

I uh....don't know how I feel about this. :\

[nyx211]

and what in the motherbitch is this?

[MrRayquazaking]

24 sevipers