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  • EVERYBODY FLAG THIS BULLSHIT FOR PROMOTING TERRORISM, the last thing we need is another faggy hippy telling us how to disarm nukes

    

  • @DarkAnthrox1 clearly you didn't even watch this video. its a satire, idiot.

  • watched this on my phone when it came out.,. back to comment.. oh man it made me lol.. but also cry a little.. ; )

  • Nuclear weapons? No.

    DISCO MUSIC. That's what'll kill us all.

  • At first I was like, "Why disarm if the world is ending anyway?" And then I was like, "Oh...I see what you're doing there." Good video. :)

  • No. bad idea. The apocalypse will allow all the xtians to escape.

  • You're talking about destroying the world, while in a cemetery.

    Cool

  • Well actually in the Aztec calendar it really doesn't say the end of the world but a great change.Besides if its not nukes it will be something else including man made viruses.All through written history we have killed one another.

  • I think that a lot of people are going to be too stupid to recognize satire when they see it. That having been said, this reminds me of "A Modest Proposal" by Jonothan Swift.

  • Nuclear disarmament? That's a pretty stupid idea as nuclear weapons are deterrent because of their destructive power. Getting rid of them just means people will go back to killing massively in old traditional ways so your not solving the problem. This idea is beyond stupid both practically and morally.

  • @lukewarmstormed well, yeah its stupid, the whole world would be dead, silly.

    but i think its also silly to suggest that possessing nukes has prevented us using more conventional weapons, we do plenty of that already.

  • @gothatfunk

    Exactly my point. So getting rid of nukes is irrelevant and does NOTHING. That's my point. You going to get rid of guns and bombs too? They have a much higher death count.

  • @lukewarmstormed it seems that you are reacting to the title, and not the video. just curious if you watched it? cos if you did, your comments are quite hard to fathom.

  • I see the point of this video.

    Hopefully you aren't bombarded with people who do not get it.

  • Those pesky humans, it's about time they got what's coming to them! 8<{D-

  • I think getting the land mine treaty observed by the major military powers is more important, these weapons are wreaking havok on civillians and their livelyhood in a real measurable ways. IMHO it is a version of terrorism. Anyways Happy New Year and make the last year in this once beautiful world the best!

  • ...

  • If the world is about to end, I suppose I'll have to sell my record collection and get drunk! Sucks!

    Oh well; Happy new year ;-)

  • Lol!!! Ur funnee! I'm still trying to figure out y certain countries like U.S. and Russia are ALLOWED to have nukes yet other countries r not. Do they have a list of countries that CAN have them and how do they decide such things! Things like napalm gets banned cuz it's inhumane but nukes r okay?????? Oh and u may have to pay an extra $25-$50 for your health insurance if u smoke....but we can have nukes!

  • Our legacy will not be pretty. Once we manage to release just a bit more CO2. methane and other greenhouse gases, into our atmosphere, we can sit back and watch the lovely legacy. The first 'legacy' will be the ensuing food shortage from climate disruption/overpopulation and ocean food web disruption(ocean acidification), no need for nukes or any supermicrobes, insect infestations or biodiversity loss. Just a nice steady degradation of ecobalance. It's going to be a ride.

  • How do you know they have used ALL of them. What if they kept some ten or so, just to be on the safe side.

  • I'm sure Inmendham approves :D

  • A bit drastic :P

    Sadly even if there was a way of guaranteeing full disarmament without total planetary genocide, as long as uranium and plutonium still give off radiation, and decay, new weapons can always be made.

    We'll just have to change the laws of physics.

  • In all seriousness, i watched a program on things that could potentially end life on earth as we know it and the one that is a DEFINITE possibility is the use of just 20 nukes. The fallout would, from what i heard, block out the sun enough that all human life on earth would be destroyed. 20 will obliterate mankind and we have TENS OF THOUSANDS of them. What the FUCK are we doing? Seriously.

  • @crackerkiller89 i've hated nuclear weapons my entire life. they are obscene in concept, as well as in use. getting rid of them is the biggest responsibility we have, IMO.

  • I am in favour.

  • Bad idea :P

  • Unfortunately I think it's a great idea.

  • Sounds like a drawn out, arbitrary form of pushing the button, but with a jar.

    ;- /

  • it's... different. I'm probably a bit old school here but I'm going for weapons dismantling instead.

  • I wonder why people (in general... not individuals) actually buy the 2012 malarkey. :P It says that there will be a great change... at the worst...

  • that gave me a good chuckle, Paul.

    Oh, BTW, you appear in my predictions for 2011 vid. Take a look if you get a chance.

  • Sounds foolproof!

    

  • It would be easier to just randomize our targets. Just in case someone gets their feelings hurt, we can write "Nothing personal" on each warhead.

  • I think you didn't like who you chose for "Secret Santa" last year.

  • Graveyards do you no good. ;-)

    Happy New Year !

  • @panthera50 happy new year :-)

  • awesome.

  • @TheLizardLass thanks, happy new year!

  • Yesss...end of the world in 2012...uh huh....

    Well the bright side of the end of the world is that I don't have to make those credit card payments, and I see no reason to wear clothes.

  • @ravenslaves time to start looting.....

  • The world is going to end? Again?

  • I wish i could say you lost your mind just then, but we both know this happened long ago... :) cheerz.

  • We could just put all of them in one big pile and detonate all of 'em at one time. Maybe in Texas : ) Your solution would also solve a host of other problems like worrying about how to save the rain forests, or who's going to host next seasons American Idol. Forget about the whole gay marriage thing. And gun control would never be an issue again... until some other species evolves to reinvent them. Hey! No more Sarah Palin! I vote thumbs up!

  • interesting food for thought. but 1. i think the nukes keep most nations in line so that no one takes up where hilter or japan left off. 2. you take away nukes and you left with chemical bombs. i don't know if you've seen the footage but i'd rather be nuclear blasted then die a very slow very painful death from within. while i respect your aim and goals i just can't share them for some of the reasons listed above.

  • Happy New 2011 Paul. :) New years day in a graveyard, now that's different..;)

  • come on... seriously

  • Good as always GTF, but just in case anyone is getting depressed about nukes.. did you know we've already used 70% of them? The USA bought them from the USSR when they were desperate for cash and burned them in power stations.

  • Oh, Man, NO! Do you realize what spectacular fireworks display could be put on with those nukes? Oh, it would be amazing. Have them explode in outer space, outside the atmosphere on a global scale to some magnificent clasical piece on New Years Eve 2012. We could celebrate our demise and enjoy it before the fall out kills us all.

  • Would be a great way to beat Fate. "So Fate, we all die in 2012? Well, fuck you! We're dying no instead!"

  • Interesting. Or we could just kill all the Jews.

  • yeah... yeah I like it, just let me move to a pacific atoll first.

  • nuclear power ... not nuclear power high

  • So, your plan, in light of the world ending in 2012, is to end the world: Prophecy Fulfilled

  • So basically, "victory through absolute mutual defeat"?

  • @ristinraccoon :-) with my method of verification, victory is a meaningless concept.

  • @ristinraccoon nuclear disarmament isnt defeat, we have defenses against nukes now, the only untouched countries due to nuclear war would be Australia, the UK, and Canada.

  • @LegendaryAsshole  Did you watch the video? I was referring to GTF's plan and was not referring to nuclear disarmament at all.

  • 2012 will be the year we make a new mayan calendar ^^

  • @hashond The stupid thing about all this is that the Mayans didn't think the end of the calendar-cycle was the end of the world any more than the chinese think getting to the end of their calendar-cycle (12 years by 5 elements, so 60 odd years?) heralds the end of the world or the way sane people didn't think the end of the millennium was the end of the world.

  • @ristinraccoon to be honoust i don't really like the mayans with their death rituals but than again every culture has blood on their hands ,..,

  • Hilarious!

  • Well I for instance welcome our new cockroach overlords!

  • Love it! =P

    Peace.

    P.S. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! my friend =D

  • @KazukiSeirei happy new year to you and yours :-)

  • DUDE YES! :D

    YES YES YES YES.

    This would completely work. I'll notify the WORLD! :D

    ouo This one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile..

    Have a happy new year~! <3

  • @gothgirln :-) cheers, happy new year.

  • I WOULD SURVIVE!!! id be lonely , i could have a soccer ball as a friend maybe, no, a blow up doll yes a blow up doll thats it , what in the hell am i talking about lol, happy new year bro

  • @TOMMYfromtheBRONX happy new year Tommy!

  • Do you have money riding on the 2012 thing?

  • I laughed soo hard at this xD

    Id use your method :D

  • not much to say to that

  • You think in a cemetery ?

  • @gaglamesh731

    Your method is kinda dark - dark humor not my thing really.

    Also , yea peace on earth for a bacteria living on the bottom of the ocean maybe :))

    What worries me more are conventional bombs coming close to the power of nuclear weapons

    Mother of all bombs(US) / Father of all bombs(Russia)

  • But who would be left to make sure no one held back?

  • lol

    Yeah, that would be one approach. Reading over the comments, I also like the Mecha Godzilla idea, you know, if we have to come to complete destruction. More time for evil laughter at the fate of others that way. Mhu Wha Ha Ha!

  • hey leave ireland out of it

  • What??? Argentina!!!!! Noooooooooooooooo.........

  • The only twist I have with this is that not only humans are destroyed but also all other lifeforms on the land surface. But then again, we have had that situation before, if we go back in time far enough.

  • You got a pretty dark sense of humor, dude. I is amused.

  • I think I want to live.

  • Why not just use Mecha Godzilla?

  • @Nightmare060 Actually, why not make a Mecha Godzilla with the artificial intelligence to recognize human rights violations and the possession of weapons of mass destruction to automatically be grounds for "termination" :3 Sounds like fun

  • @Sasukelegend5 Or better yet, have all the nukes fired to one place to spawn a Godzilla army then use Mecha Godzilla to fight them all in a huge climactic battle to save the earth!

    Resulting in pancakes.

  • @Nightmare060 Question though... How the fuck would that result in pancakes?!! XD

  • @Sasukelegend5 How wouldn't it? The cake is a lie after all.

  • @Nightmare060 There ARE multiple contexts and meanings in which that phrase is used.... Care to clarify your message?

  • @Sasukelegend5 We were promised cake, so there is no cake nor is there any party. Therefor the cake is a lie. Pancakes however, are not.

  • @Nightmare060 Ah, you're clever :) Love it

  • @Nightmare060 There ARE multiple contexts and meanings in which that phrase is used.... Care to clarify your message?

  • We of the United Front of Radical Cockroaches absolutely love this plan to bits.

  • @wimsweden

    actually coachroaches are very anti nuclear I found out. See humanities trash and artificial warmth is there number one source of comfort n survival, they love us!

    the 1986 green painted coachroach scare that ran across the NORAD screens and almost started ww3 was a bluff to scare us into disarmament.

    the roaches ended the cold war ! LOL!

  • Blip?

  • 6.4 gigatons of nuclear goodness peppered randomly around the planet...

    I daresay that would be a global extinction event. Sounds like fun!

    Or we could sit on our hands and laugh at the doomsday prophets when absolutely nothing happens in 2012. Sounds even better. Plus I get to live.

  • WOW! Teach me to not watch the vid before commenting. DAMN MAN! Nuclear Winter FTW!

  • Smoke em if ya got em.

  • Works for me.

  • Maybe a better plan would be to nuke the moon.

  • I like that thought a lot. I call for the start of a program from NASA/ESA that will create a space capsule with a data list of all of mankinds greatest failings and accomplishments. Something from each era that we utterly failed at and what we did to rise above it or fix it. And make it an ongoing collection, with MAYBE a doomsday switch on it that will send the data into space if catastrophe happens. Maybe it will reach no one, but it would be a legacy that survives us.

  • inmendham shaved his head and hacked gtf's account?

  • Best plan I've heard so far.

  • well, I do agree it's the only way to have peace on earth... (The goodwill toward men part... not so much)...because humans are too damned stupid to to accomplish it alive.

  • Last night I had the strangest dream, I ever dreamed before. you know the lyrics :)

  • Actually, according to certain jesus-jew groups judgment day will be taking place this may...

    Any-who, I really like your plan.

  • @thraxman I need to know how they feel when that doesn't happen :P

  • Cool world peace , solve world hunger and wipe out aids once and for all aswell as countless other diseases , we would create a veritable cockroach-eutopia , truly inspired Paul , pure genius

  • I think you "less of talking head videos in 2011"-plan is off to a bad start, thatts what I think ;)

  • Not a bad idea, but can we wait until I'm a little older? I don't think I've had enough sex yet, and... Well, I guess that's it. More sex, then nukes. Win? LMAO

  • Hmm, Black humor, yes. But I also find it quite satirical.

  • I'm a big atompunk retro sci fi junkie so with a few tweeks I think it sounds great!

    The problem is nukes are so bad for the enviorment, we need clean nukes and if you can create a lazer or heavy hydrogen conventional explosive core with maybe a small fission boost (mini a bomb) amplifier you can get fusion bombs or H bombs...and did you know fusion is almost radiation free except for a brief gamma burst ?

    So yeah world war 3 by the three superpowers n like volcanic ash eden grows back.

  • ...

    And none will know of the war, not one

    Will care at last when it is done.

    Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree,

    If mankind perished utterly;

    And Spring herself when she woke at dawn

    Would scarcely know that we were gone.

    -Sara Teasdale

  • I am thinking you should stop walking in cemeteries.

  • Great idea! Writing to my MP straight away!

  • Ain't gonna happen buddy-o...like the end of the world in 2012.....

  • haven't the 2012ers said it's in a 100 yrs, after all?

    i think they did.

  • This was satirical, right? Because everyone knows the whole "if all humans die, then there will be peace on Earth." Don't know why you just repeated it...Oh well.

  • Fact: Art has the power to destroy [or build ] empires.

    Hence, the eminent collapse of U.S. dominance on a global scale is, precisely due to the cultural bankruptcy "consuming" America.

    It is not the military achievements that draw our minds to wonder in awe at the might of ancient Egypt, Greece, or Rome, rather, the monuments of beauty they bequeathed to the world, inspiring centuries of admiration and anticipated emulation.

    What indelible mark has the U.S.A. afforded the world? The a-bomb?

  • @lucerfarul Art doesn't have the power to blow out a candle.

  • @SAsgarters That depends on your definition of art.

  • this is pure genius. but let me say my idea has been we should send all of the nukes to Antarctica. blow it up just to see what happens. happy new year.

  • lol you went to the cemetery to "relax".... I remember "relaxing" at cemeteries... It usually involved a doobie or a bottle of some sort of hard alcohol lol

    BTW you should study the dimona nuclear facility. If you want to know where the next cerenobyl accident will take place... that's where... It's over 40 years old and in fast decline...

    lol one last point, there's 10,000's of nuclear weapons, we would be able to send several to each nation

  • Lol.

  • The Only snuff I see by 2012 is Legislation Snuff. Soon farting will be terrorism and breathing will be taxed.

    GTF, this is one crazy ass video bro... I think you drunk tequila and watched Dr Strangelove, and thats fucked :D...

    Why dont we use them damn nukes in power plants? Or maybe blow up another planet, to see what happens? Or at least lets nuke the rich people first... plz plz...

  • If we're all going to die in 2012 and you want rid of the nukes can we at least blast the words "Humans were here" onto the surface of the moon

  • wait... why not just pick a spot and hit it over and over again?

  • It would work.

    World + No People = Peace ;)

  • I'm so gonna laugh when December 21st of 2012, nothing happens.

  • @CJCA915 - Will still party like hell, though. GREAT excuse for a "World's End" bash extravaganza-can serve nuclear kamakazis and meteor meat ball party trays. LOL

  • @skeletonmom lol.

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