I DON'T SMOKE DAMMIT!!

[craphot1]

ur so funny



[SketchStrikeWolf]

Haha You're HALARIOUS, you always brighten up my day

[Kevdaboi]

i don't smoke but sometimes im like: BUY YOU OWN SHIT

you dope :D

[theonlyzdog]

They dont have red watery eyes, they dont smell like cigs (yuck), healthy lungs.

[DroopZ305]

you made my day bro!! lol

[ELawshea]

@DroopZ305 HAHA, Thank you bro and thanks for watching

[juggal0kidd1]

i agree 100% with you man i hate people that ask me that....

[Born2HateU2]

You were recommended by a friend.. Man he was right.. you are funny as hell.. and very real!~

[Ghaith150]

Your Hilarious Im Gonna Subscribe!

[ELawshea]

@Ghaith150 lol!! Thank you and Thanks watching/commenting and subscribing:-)

[slimshadyrealrealrea]

haha that was great, keep it up

[ELawshea]

@slimshadyrealrealrea lol! Thanks and thank you for watching:-)

[RaenaeBaby]

Yu remind me of Kevin hart (:

[imthenats]

"You don't know me" +Biiitch! Lol

[alexanderjs11]

Probably his broke couldn't buy none.

[superguy201]

@worldofskullcraft sorry i share this account with my sister and it was her that rote that fag thing im very sorry

[superguy201]

@worldofskullcraft would you shut up your fucking F A G

[kucoru16]

This guy needs to do stand-up

[xoxoallyxoxo99]

i love u man

[ChangaThacua]

press 5 , he's smoking!

[TheSmileWalk]

1:42 u killled me 

[LeonardoRBLX3958]

LOL So funny,pause at 2:04 and click the play button lot of times,''IT'S NO'',''IT'S NO'',''IT'S NO'',lol xD,and so epic video,elaw!

[LeonardoRBLX3958]

So funyy,and i agree with thoomolong :/

[missartsy123]

i love u elawshea ur ledge and u dont smoke :D :D ur funny lol

[missartsy123]

i officially love him now i even subscribed and he is soo funny , love u elawshea lol

[Rec8940]

Press 5 repeatidly

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Press 1 repeatidly Press 2 repeatidly Press 3 repeatidly Press 4 repeatidly Press 5 repeatidly Press 6 repeatidly Press 7 repeatidly Press 8 repeatidly Press 8 repeatidly Thumbs up if you find those faces hilarious!

[W0RGNZ]

Can you give me a cigarette ?

[kostpaw]

@W0RGNZ im freaking not smoking god dammit!

[Overfl00d]

Keep pressing 1.

[sammyliu503]

You have the BEST accent ever

[zooderful]

Sorry... You looked you smoked. :(

[denizoniiix]

If I'll ever see this guy I'll ask him "Do you have a ciggarette ?"

[halo333kid]

Im gon' go HAM on yo ASS!

[Jimmyczech1]

You are awesome :D But it also fun just press random numbers and see what it does :D fun is when you press 5 many times, or just changing 7 and 8 (looks like beatbox or something). But you are the funniest person i know!:D Keep up ;)

[SuperNicegirl123]

LMAO 1:36 waz epic u look lik u bout 2 slap the shxt outta dat dude

[bilazofiska]

do you smoke maaaan???? wahahahaha

[laryssapapolis]

Ohymmmmy I am dieninggggggggg so hard right now :)

[MyLovebug77]

i agree ps i <3 u

[1khammy]

LMFAO.

[MrNiro91]

u may not smoke ciggs butt defo weed

[cookiey101]

lmfao

[TheBestBoxingGame]

Psst...you've got a smoke pal ?

[iLoveBubblegum4ever]

USPA 

[bert096]

lawl, nice green screen :D

[znickneilz]

hey uhm....*giggles* i dont like asking this but.... *cough*... DO U SMOKE? :3

[TheMrXPanda]

This video maid my day :DD

[SmileyWileyFun]

they are so expensive, I never understood why ppl ask or even give them out!

[MrRan6er]

lmfao im only like 20 seconds in and im laughing my ass off! fried chicken in hot ass greace. lmfao!!!!! dude i mean realy why r u not has famous as the other youtube ppl bc dude you freaken the best. like i mean your probably beter then that ray willams or wat ever. the spiky hair guy.

[ashleytaylorforeve]

I completley love this kid now lol

[ELawshea]

@ashleytaylorforeve Thanks! I love you back!! lol

[kev91764]

@ELawshea cna u make me a video and call it kervens anted a video and add me

[iLoveDenmark1]

I know that feeling!! hate when people ask about that?!?!

[j0nk0movies]

yea he doesnt smoke cigarettes he is a weed smoker :) just joking

it is irretating when people ask for a cigarette

[azncoolz]

lmao i thought this guy was a poser of the other black guy that makes vids like him about news but this guy is funny as shit. The imitation of smoking outside in the cold was priceless.

[ChRiSdEl96]

this guy deserves an award for something

[a2ndr8ctzn]

yo, you got a cig? lol.

[UsubIsub2U]

ye u look like u smoke got a fag

[candycane180312]

watts really rude is when people ask if ur pregnant and your not

[ELawshea]

@candycane180312 lol...yeahhh you're right ,that's definitely rude too

[noddwyd]

@candycane180312 I know it happens to me all the time and I'm a guy.

[AgrivatedKillah]

@candycane180312 Lose weight.

[nextbigthingMVP01]

What is EVEN more annoying I think, is when someone asks you to go into the shop for them, either because they have their ID left at home, or they are under age >.<

[666blacklove]

i hate it when ppl say 'do u have a fag' im british so fag means ciggarete. not gay person

[EasterEggCrew]

hey do u think u could give me a cigarette

[erstatning]

faggot

[liquidyou]

I agree with this whole video! I hate when people ask me for a cigarette, it's rude! I don't smoke and why are you bothering me?! And it's especially annoying when they keep looking at you in the hopes that you do, even after you just said no! And sometimes after I say "No" they then ask, "well do you have matches?" WTF?!!! I swear that shit has happened to me so many times. And why do they think they deserve to get free cigarettes from people?

[AmandaPanda51110]

i hate it when that happens to!! and im 18! o_o

[AmandaPanda51110]

omg!! i hate it when that happens to!! and i'm 18 o_o

[ELawshea]

@AmandaPanda51110 lol...yeah, I hate it too. really annoys me

[xXchuishwiffmehXx]

@ELawshea ._. hi

[ELawshea]

@xXchuishwiffmehXx Hello:-)

[XxEdisKradXx]

he smokes



[MrSunshineinthesky]

can i get a..[tosses hot chicken grease onto person]....nevermind

[ronniet71]

yea u do

[111prettygirlrock]

LOL!!! very funny!!! people thats asking him for ciggaretts plzz STOP!!! LOL

[PeaceToFemales]

Do you smoke ? jk hahahahaha love ur vids

[SEDILEXRE5]

hey elawshea can i get a cigarrete?, i'm just saying.

[PS3xxMichael]

it always happens in st louis

[darkdog329]

they look old

[937jackson]

stop drinking DAMMIT!!!!!!!!

[fortyeu789]

smoking will get u a Keak Da Sneak Rapper voice. So smoke if u want a great rappin voice

[applecider68]

You do look like you smoke lmao. I don't know what it is but sometimes you can tell if a person smoke. You just have that look.

[missmarilyn91]

I dont smoke either :)

[MrSovietEngland]

I know exactly how you feel ^.^

I even said that to somebody's face once.

"Yo, man you got a cigarette" "Do I look like I smoke? >.>" and walked off.

[cloud67899]

wow..I just quit smoking 

[luanswan2002]

Yo Elawshea let's fire one up.

[MOSHxPITxHEROSx]

U smoke crack fo show. u got a cigarette

[tyrikmoney]

lmao

[thoomolong]

Why do you have that green screen behind you and you never use it?

[applecider68]

@thoomolong Good question, I have often wonder why he does that too

[wwebackstage1]

@thoomolong i think it look good

[TheStigmadeign]

O.O FRIED CHICKEN IN HOT ASS GREASE BEAT DOWN!!!

[oany81]

Give this guy a Marlboro.

[MegaPlayboy105]

u need a cig 

[LandryJohnson101]

You Know Some of these Ppl Are Damn Haters and it pisses me off..... WHY WOULD YOU HATE ON ELAWSHEA HE IS THE BEST YOUTUBER EVER!!!!

[plasticaholic]

LOL...I love this vid and i subbed cuz of it ,You the man !!

[euklid216]

"aks me." :D

[rodentcafeteria]

Got any spare change?

[mm21909]

Can I get a cigarette?

[nalox123]

yo elaw buy a pack of ciggarettes to give to ppl wen dey ask lol

[freespirit240]

LOL I love these rants. He keeps it real, and I couldn't agree more: It's annoying as hell when people ask you for a cigarette assuming that 1. You smoke and 2. You're actually generous enough to want to give away your stuff for free. @KohakuKanji I don't think Elaw needs to calm down because the way I see it he made this video to vent and get it out of his system and for everyone's entertainment as an added bonus. It's quite sensible actually.

[freshaashiq]

7 ppl asked him for a cigarette !

[nickman8559]

you got smokers lips......

[ajabrams95]

I don't smoke weed and I'm 16 ! :D

[freshaashiq]

@ajabrams95 i said that same when i was 16 but now im 19!

[Rexd101]

Dude dont flip out if someone asks you that because the next video you will be doing will be in jail "Man attacks the shit out of hobo for asking for cigerettes" and your gonna be all like "...you know I can admit I regret this"

Just kidding but Smoking is bad for you but seriously dont go nuts okay keep on ranting but no dont swear at someone for that lmao. But I understand you hate them and this video wont stop those people from asking you but you know lay low :P

[w31rdguy07i]

you got a spare smoke please man?

[watchensee]

I don't smoke, I'd could never stand the smell PHEW!

[JeffATL]

Uh,...BRO,...you smoke? I sure can use a cigarette right about now.... :|

(Just kidding, man! :P

LOL!!!)

[XboxLiveSpartan001]

Elawshea do you have a cigarette?

[discipleofhoudini]

i love how theres no plurals in this whole vid lol.

[devilskullsixtysix]

Cigarettes are disgustinggg.... I mean, they're basically a pointless addiction... And they kill ya! And your wallet. Cancer sticks...

[freshaashiq]

hahahaha he made my day !

[iwuznvrhere]

HELL NAW I DONT SMOKE lol

[Markio123123]

do you have a cigarette? 

[lostfiringpin]

Hey got a cigg? Quit your bitching fucking pussy.

[Palafico3]

@PsychoJinjo apology accepted! :D

[SilkyMuggs]

DON'T AX ME FOR NO CIGARETTE.

[lostfiringpin]

@SilkyMuggs I'd love to ax him for a ciggarette. Love to ax him up into tiny lil peices an smoke a cigg afterwards.

[ViolentRiC]

Epic rant!

[shethewriter]

That sounds annoying!

[MidWestBloxx]

Good video...

[lotty1234]

Wear a big sign post or a bright shirt saying, I dont smoke!!!

[JetsovrTaylor]

i think he needs a smoke

[RachelLovesScreamo]

Do you got a smoke? LOL

[YeahNaahYeah]

LoL too funny

...now i need a cigarette

[xORIGINALTEE]

People who smokes looks like......... *Lady Gaga* LMAO J.K

[xORIGINALTEE]

LMAO!! I LOVE YOU!!

[TheStormchaser1]

ELawshea you do not look like a Nazi, so of course people will ask you for a smoke. Anti-Smokers are Nazis passing Hitler's anti-smoking laws. Anyone who is a Nazi are those that love and promote Hitler's Anti-Smoking Laws. So be happy people see you as a Patriot and not a Nazi. Remember Patriots smoke and Nazis do not smoke and are against the very thing that made them lose World War II.

[demonyaj1]

Hey you got a cigarette? Hahahaha fry my ass on a hot pan now.

[ratskradful]

well like 38% of the population smoke , if you tread further of those that dont smoke 72% are under ten , so its kinda normal for adults to ask each other for cigerettes , weed , a lighter etc i get hit on daily , i keep a box of nasty cheap cigs in my inside pocket as i aint giving away the high quality good stuff, but yeah its just a social thing , i remmeber when non smokers use to carry cigs to get involved in the sharing

[nughaga]

ROFLOL!!! HAHA!!!!! omg u made my LIFE!

[GMC99]

you act fucking silly. if they ask you be nice and say i dont smoke.

[mpsSalvadorian]

@yourfuturequeen WTF man its youtube who gives a damn about proper grammer and spelling, and what doesn't cause cancer these days so I am stupid if I look at the moon, since scientists say you can cancer for looking at it.

[DudeVlogger]

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[SilentNinja623]

Don't drink and drive smoke and fly

[21sttnmemphis]

I don't know what a smoker looks like but they do smell

I don't like it either when people ask me too for cigs or a light. Times are hard when people beg beg beg

[Skymo3]

Now the big question is: If Elaw would smoke - which isn't the case - would he share one of his cigarettes?

[Macster298]

he smoke weed

[Char920onUtube]

@Macster298 U SMOKE WEED

[Macster298]

@Char920onUtube no that bad i bet u smoke weed

[TheHyperMango]

I guess you don't smoke then.. >_<

[NinjaBoyFuto]

xD

[sweetypie000]

it's a real drag

:)

[reppntime]

Good Job my brotha lmbo smoking ain't good for anyone!!!!

[68QueenKeeley68]

fuck man ur funny... think ur going to need a cig after this video...haha

[JWADDMollieVideos]

@yourfuturequeen I understand. People that I love smoke and I hate the way they smell afterwords but "stupid" just doesn't seem like the right wording for someone who smokes. That's all.

[AdMACisK00L]

I love your energy! You make videos so entertaining. You make a simple subject interesting, that's why I subbed!

[RMilvae]

Fuck smokers. Let them freeze outside. I laugh about it.

[reppntime]

@RMilvae Me too that's too funny then that much for a smoke lol!!!

[seand67]

ED, I'm GLAD you don't smoke. What a nasty ass habit.

[nc17atnce101]

you are good people!

[WillyM79]

I hate cigarettes

[samuelu21352135]

same shit happens too me every day

[Robo5yoshi]

Lol i know you dont smoke because of how fast you can talk without loosing your breath.

[glenn55555]

wow, you actually kinda stuck up for us smokers :D

most of the time we get that speech.. "dont smooooke, is baaaaad, you dieeeeeeee, blablablablabla" :/

[YABOYSUPERFRESH]

Yo Elawshea Can I Get  A Ciggerette??

lmao

[thebigboss675]

Im in high school and i get asked that 5011 times Cigs are nasty as hell. Smokers aren't bad people but it's just nasty smelling. I wanna keep my good lungs and my brain cells

[willisbieber]

4 people smokes cigarettes

[hevvye]

you should be a motivational speaker to kids. i think they'd love you

[JWADDMollieVideos]

@yourfuturequeen Not all people who smoke are stupid. Smoking is an addiction. It's very hard to break once it is started. My mother is a smoker and has been for 20 years. She's been trying to quit for years now.

[iggy151]

He smokes...something...

[firecracka123k]

You Deserve To Be On T.V

THUMBS UP

[JWADDMollieVideos]

I hate cigarettes because I grew up around smokers. My mom is a smoker and my two sisters smoke. I mostly hate the way they smell and the way they make people smell.

[axel1973w]

Dude... they just wanted to ask you for some dope of yours. Come on! Dont keep it all for yerself :))

[hwangx213]

LOL funny vid man.

[Whiskie11]

Does He Have Yella Teeth Or Yellow Fingernails And Coughin Up Shit Ballz No Leave Him Alone