@Actors317 Hello, If it is alright with you, I would like to ask you some questions. I'm doing a research paper about 'Mighty Aphrodite' and need people thoughts about the following questions. It will mean a lot to me if you could help me out.
1.What did you notice about the different sections of audience in the Shakespearean Globe Theater?
1. What do u think the role of the masked actors in Greek theater was?
2.Ancient Greeks and Shakespearean theater were performed on which style of stage?
My brother had the two album set of Woody Allen's stand up and when I was a baby, he used to play this. I thought it was hilarious. Woody Allen was a funny stand up back in the beginning of his career...
@roflmaodue Hello, If it is alright with you, I would like to ask you some questions. I'm doing a research paper about 'Mighty Aphrodite' and need people thoughts about the following questions. It will mean a lot to me if you could help me out.
1.What did you notice about the different sections of audience in the Shakespearean Globe Theater?
1. What do u think the role of the masked actors in Greek theater was?
2.Ancient Greeks and Shakespearean theater were performed on which style of stage?
Well - I came here cause of Bill Hicks, (I thought, looking for some new comedians to watch - new to me - maybe I'd like Woody Allen, since I'm a fan of Bill Hicks.) - and I watching this, I can see a lot Hicks' mannerisms.
Funny all the same, think I'll buy myself one of Allens' dvds. :)
@karezza1 But this stand up has nothing to do with his personal life (his current wife wasn't even born yet ;)) So I don't know why are you judging this by your opinion of his person? Try to forget who's saying this and just enjoy the show ;) And don't take it so seriously as you did ;)
@karezza1 Why would he not, everyone else did. The only person who had a go at Woody was Mia Farrow, who was somewhat younger then her step daughter when she married |Frank Sinatra. (Nancy said, 'It's not very dignified being younger than your mother.)
@karezza1 I suppose you can't gain or learn sense of humor, can you? In that situation, I feel sorry for you. Sense of humour really helps in some hard situations to get through them with a smile on your face. Poor you. I wish you all the best though!
@karezza1 Comedians are rarely normal by any standards. The bigot part I'm not really convinced about. Even in his jokes, I've never heard him talk badly about any race besides his own.
@karezza1 So because the joke mentions violence towards animals you immediately reject both the rest of the joke and the comedian. He doesn't even kill the moose, he takes it to a party for fucks sake you ass!
@MXCRT5 Hello, If it is alright with you, I would like to ask you some questions. I'm doing a research paper about 'Mighty Aphrodite' and need people thoughts about the following questions. It will mean a lot to me if you could help me out.
1.What did you notice about the different sections of audience in the Shakespearean Globe Theater?
1. What do u think the role of the masked actors in Greek theater was?
2.Ancient Greeks and Shakespearean theater were performed on which style of stage?
Obviously was bullshit ranting from a vicious and vindictive Mia Farrow who tried to destroy his reputation with the worst offence evn greater than real pedophlia. Accuing an innocent person of the crime. Deserved the scorn of the media and the public who never fell for it.
my favorite hypochondriac yankee. ~& we have the same birthday. i 've had lp's of his stand-up material since the mid 60's, & remember making everybody go with me to see "what's up tiger lily?"! what a maniac!!!i love this guy.
I've been a fan of Woody Allen's work for a long time. I'm only seventeen, but I think he's funny. And he's still alive. I'm not sure if he does stand up anymore, but we can remember the funny comedy bits he did. And all the movies he acted in. Like this if you think Woddy Allen is still funny in two-thousand-eleven.
@UndeadLucas Woody Allen is just TRAGIC. How would you describe someone who F*cks their adopted daughter. American society lost itself when it refused to dog out a guy who F*CKS HIS DAUGHTER.
No Standards, no sense of shame. Too politically correct to call Woody Allen out for his unacceptable behaviour. THE START OF THE SLIDE.
Accepting Woody Allen F*CKING HIS DAUGHTER, is the DECLINE OF AMERICAN CIVILISATION.
NO STANDARDS.
A TOTAL REFUSAL TO TURN YOUR FACE AGAINST CORRUPT PRINCIPLES.
@GuyBurgess1234 If he did F**k his adopted daughter. That's his business. People shouldn't worry about that. We're all sick about shit we do. Yes it is sick that he did that to his daughter. We know it's not American, nor is it right. But what can we do?
@UndeadLucas You disassociate yourself from the individual concerned. Accepting it is destroying the fabric of society. YOU MUST TURN YOUR FACE AGAINST CORRUPT PRINCIPLES. REJECT THE INDIVIDUAL WHO DISPLAYS SUCH CORRUPT BEHAVIOUR. Or maybe your cool with OJ Simpson, Ken Lay & ENRON, Sarah PALIN, Jersey Shore, Kardashians, etc American society was better before WOODY WAS ALLOWED TO F*CK HIS DAUGHTER AND EVERYONE WAS COOL WITH IT!
How are things now, the housing market ? Unemployment ? Business?
YOU MUST TURN YOUR FACE AGAINST CORRUPT PRINCIPLES. REJECT THE INDIVIDUAL WHO DISPLAYS SUCH CORRUPT BEHAVIOUR.
American society has collapsed. Self-Destructed. Why ? Because everyone is cool with everything now. NO STANDARDS OF BEHAVIOUR OR SOCIAL INTERACTION. The Chinese are coming and if America keeps this up, then consider this: HOW WILL AMERICA DEAL WITH 1.3 BILLION CHINESE WHO ARE DISIPLINED AND DETERMINED AND DEDICATED AND DONT WATCH KARDASHIANS(Sic) & JERSEY SHORE(Sic)
@UndeadLucas Your society has to reject it. Once your cool with this kind of behaviour your society is treading the same ground as ancient Greece. WHAT HAPPENED TO ANCIENT GREECE BY THE WAY? Last chance to save American, which is now double A credit rating, will take a minimum of 8 years to get back to triple A credit rating, just a fact. DOUBLE DIP? NO, ONE LONG CONTINIOUS RECESSION. It only seems double dip now, just wait. MUST GET BACK TO THE OLD AMERICA, BILL CLINTON ERA and previous to that
OH YEAH DIDNT THE OLD AMERICAN SOCIETY LYNCH PEOPLE?
WOODY SHOULD BE LYNCHED!
If you dont get it, JUST REMEMBER I TRIED TO TELL YOU GUYS.
I DID MY BEST TO GET THE MESSAGE OUT. I cant save your society, only you guys can do that.
I'm just a guy saying: STRAIGHTEN UP & FLY RIGHT. OR I'm your teacher telling you to do your homework or I'm a parent telling you not to associate with scumbags.
PS My country has a triple A credit rating(USA is only double), Unemployment is 5%(USA 9.2), I'm ok
This man is a genius, it is undeniable. The fact that a ten-year-old falling off a skateboard gets more likes than this doesn't mean people don't like him, it means the philistines on YouTube are too stupid to appreciate real comedy. Haters can kiss my Jew ass
Woody Allen is, honestly, the greatest comedy writer I've ever seen.
The guy was writing material in the 1960s that is still, frankly, the funniest shit I have ever read. I don't think I find any other comedy that old funny, and in my opinion, THAT is genius.
@Dougstyles119, I couldn't agree more. Besides his early stand up material, so many of his movies are absolutely fantastic. Recently, Turner Classics had Radio Days and Hannah and Her Sisters back to back. 2 of my all time faves
@SlipAllCityToy Because its much more likely that the people who don't like him didn't watch it, I myself had never actually seen his stand up, thus watching it
Adoro os filmes de Woody Allen. Ele retrata como ninguém as neuroses do mundo contemporâneo. Com um humor fino e irônico. Mundo moderno, mundo complexo e fragmentado. Convido a assistirem a um vídeo-poema sobre a perplexidade do homem contemporâneo, com a poesia “Perplexidade em paz”, imagens de grande força e a música “Sonata ao luar” de Beethoven. Procurar no youtube por: Perplexidade em paz
im looking for that scene in a woody film where he talks about the afterlife with his parents and his Dad is like. Ill worry about it when Im dead.. lol. What movie is that from ?
If you like Woody watch Jerry Rio at (Mr JerryRio) and the (Thyrdeye) channel. He reminds a lot of comedy lovers of a Woody Allen or Larry David type character and he is hilarious!
His interviews and "Man On The Street" segments are some of best comedy you will see online anywhere!
Buy a goddamn dictionary and look up pedophile, then research the facts about the Woody Allen incident. Idiots. He's not a pedophile, and the 20 year old was not his daughter, and he was NOT a father figure to her. She is 40 now, they are still married ... You think she's stupid? Still a victim? Poor taste? Perhaps. Pedophile or child molester? Hardly. Hope you are not judged with the same harshness you spread lies with.
Are you making a movie soon? I enjoy your videos a lot. Great work. If you see me driving around LA wearing my spaceman costume driving your Add car, selling my movies, know I'm keeping busy, until I get the chance to audition for you and others. If you would like to see my work google my name DENNIS WOODRUFF. Telephone number for auditions 323 848 7164, and 323 309 1282. I'm ready to work when the phone rings!
Woody is one of the greatest entertainer ever. People pass judgment concerning his personal life but who gives a shit. The guy makes me laff with material from 30 yrs ago.
Was listening to a Sirius Radio comedy station on a road trip - TRYING to find someothing funny. OMG, the stupid potty mouth stuff just NEVER stopped. Thank you Woody Allen and others like you....so much smarter and funnier than most of the crap we are stuck with now......
some people have commented on woody's movements being strange or wishing he'd be still. woody is massively influenced by groucho marx. his movement shows this and is all part of the act. he's a genius with superb comic timing.
@dcasey77 Couldn't disagree with you more. I think his stand-up is hysterical. But then, that's art. One man's "terrible" is another man's "genius". When I was over watching Andy Kaufman's work and reading all his fans say "genius" I just had to shake my head.
I worked for many years as a comedy writer and I can tell you that this bit is one of the many that inspired me. I memorized it when I was young. (Spoiler alert:) Sadly, he left out one of the funniest lines. Towards the end when he mentions that he's driving with two Jewish people on his fender and there's a law in New York state, he neglects to add, "Tuesdays, Thursdays and ESPECIALLY Saturdays.
economist live blog ftw
corindeans 1 week ago 4
wtf how the f did oget here from i hoddie allen o.O
baraphilip 1 week ago
midnight in paris is one of the worst films of the year and allen is ugly human being.
woody8878 1 week ago
woody allen movies are average at best woody harrelson the better woody.
woody8878 1 week ago
fielding melish i lov u !!!
sharkbaitj 2 weeks ago
wow, that was epic. very engaging. pure comedy gold, jerry.
calixa 3 weeks ago
@karezza1 If you find him creepy and repulsive then why did you watch a video of him if you have already made your mind up that you don't like him
carladraw 1 month ago
B.F. Skinner was right. I think Allen would agree, and cry at the same time?
dano415 1 month ago
I wish I could party with woody Allen, or at least that moose.
TheKevinthekool 1 month ago
The greatest and most intelligent actors/director in the history of cinema. This IS HILARIOUS.
Actors317 1 month ago
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@Actors317 Hello, If it is alright with you, I would like to ask you some questions. I'm doing a research paper about 'Mighty Aphrodite' and need people thoughts about the following questions. It will mean a lot to me if you could help me out.
1.What did you notice about the different sections of audience in the Shakespearean Globe Theater?
1. What do u think the role of the masked actors in Greek theater was?
2.Ancient Greeks and Shakespearean theater were performed on which style of stage?
rvdrulez 1 day ago
BRILLIANT
galya 1 month ago
Agdv
bluegibby7 2 months ago
wE heAr d&m waS fuN..
ShY1CAS 2 months ago
whose a famous italiAn artisT in graFFiTi.
ShY1CAS 2 months ago
make sure u tell real illustrators...
ShY1CAS 2 months ago
i betcha woodY had recOrdS
ShY1CAS 2 months ago
films about what bald fat guys
ShY1CAS 2 months ago
woody has a few little jokes
ShY1CAS 2 months ago
he was paid ?
ShY1CAS 2 months ago
believe it or not u dont have to show mE wOOdy..
ShY1CAS 2 months ago
don't worry woody didn't have manY friEndS..
ShY1CAS 2 months ago
SHY caS...
ShY1CAS 2 months ago
My brother had the two album set of Woody Allen's stand up and when I was a baby, he used to play this. I thought it was hilarious. Woody Allen was a funny stand up back in the beginning of his career...
Mandi7882 2 months ago
Nice deinterlacing.
roflmaodue 2 months ago 8
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@roflmaodue Hello, If it is alright with you, I would like to ask you some questions. I'm doing a research paper about 'Mighty Aphrodite' and need people thoughts about the following questions. It will mean a lot to me if you could help me out.
1.What did you notice about the different sections of audience in the Shakespearean Globe Theater?
1. What do u think the role of the masked actors in Greek theater was?
2.Ancient Greeks and Shakespearean theater were performed on which style of stage?
rvdrulez 1 day ago
Love how he says "The moose is furious" - just something so funny about that line lol
DasGrausam 2 months ago
Well - I came here cause of Bill Hicks, (I thought, looking for some new comedians to watch - new to me - maybe I'd like Woody Allen, since I'm a fan of Bill Hicks.) - and I watching this, I can see a lot Hicks' mannerisms.
Funny all the same, think I'll buy myself one of Allens' dvds. :)
DasGrausam 2 months ago
@karezza1 But this stand up has nothing to do with his personal life (his current wife wasn't even born yet ;)) So I don't know why are you judging this by your opinion of his person? Try to forget who's saying this and just enjoy the show ;) And don't take it so seriously as you did ;)
LetsRockDaHouse 2 months ago
@karezza1 Why would he not, everyone else did. The only person who had a go at Woody was Mia Farrow, who was somewhat younger then her step daughter when she married |Frank Sinatra. (Nancy said, 'It's not very dignified being younger than your mother.)
gamesbok 2 months ago
@karezza1 No, he didn't.
gamesbok 3 months ago
@karezza1 I suppose you can't gain or learn sense of humor, can you? In that situation, I feel sorry for you. Sense of humour really helps in some hard situations to get through them with a smile on your face. Poor you. I wish you all the best though!
LetsRockDaHouse 3 months ago
@karezza1 Man, i wish i could shoot you! dumb people like you dont deserve to live. You are wasting air.
MrAnubhabd 3 months ago 2
Love the video! Thanks for posting!
mcdavey105 3 months ago
This is my first time listening to him, and he is pretty funny
phalgunidave99 3 months ago
Your ignorance is nauseating.
suzieqtruth 3 months ago
@karezza1 OMG I know I wish all ugly people would just go away
User89620 3 months ago
@karezza1 Comedians are rarely normal by any standards. The bigot part I'm not really convinced about. Even in his jokes, I've never heard him talk badly about any race besides his own.
Okin17 3 months ago 2
@karezza1 Do you hate everyone who eats meat? Even if you, do you're completely ignoring the comedy.
Okin17 3 months ago
@karezza1 So because the joke mentions violence towards animals you immediately reject both the rest of the joke and the comedian. He doesn't even kill the moose, he takes it to a party for fucks sake you ass!
Okin17 3 months ago
One of the greatest bits of all time.
RandyKaplanfan 3 months ago
this has to be one of the best tellings of a joke ever.woody is a genuis,maybe not so much lately.
MsEdd1e 3 months ago
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Quite amoosing
Certainly a moosed hear
Clearly superior to Woody`s jazz moosic
MannyMUC 3 months ago
Like if you're watching this in 2011
fjosephgreen 3 months ago
i love woody allen and this is a really good routine but he never looks comfortable performing it. i could see garry shandling killing it.
pablo4115 3 months ago
really do dig this old stuff, makes me wanna go back and annie hall everytime
laidtorest195 3 months ago
I think the primary reason this guy was considered a comic genius is because marijuana was so readily available and new in the mid 1960s.
fuzzywzhe 4 months ago 2
Abc
bluegibby7 4 months ago
this is awful
netskot 4 months ago
terwibble
theotherbabies 4 months ago
My favourite part is "But I got the Berkowitez' " I like the cd version better though, it was much better paced. This was too slow.
rhealg123 4 months ago
"He & and the Berkowitzes lock antlers"
that line always get's me.
PAULFC93 5 months ago 2
No smut...incredibly original.....great delivery....bréf: a case book study of the best of standup!
turockandar 5 months ago
Hehehehehe. God I love this bit. I have the cd, but looked this up for a friend.
LilNYMama 5 months ago
The bit that cracks me up the most is when he normally says:
The moose starts to mingle... Goes to the buffet table, some guy tries to sell him insurance...
Cracks me up !
MXCRT5 5 months ago 10
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@MXCRT5 Hello, If it is alright with you, I would like to ask you some questions. I'm doing a research paper about 'Mighty Aphrodite' and need people thoughts about the following questions. It will mean a lot to me if you could help me out.
1.What did you notice about the different sections of audience in the Shakespearean Globe Theater?
1. What do u think the role of the masked actors in Greek theater was?
2.Ancient Greeks and Shakespearean theater were performed on which style of stage?
rvdrulez 1 day ago
KIKE pedo
TiredOfTheBuIlshit 5 months ago
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rabbitcanfly 5 months ago
Oh god, this is amazing.
MXCRT5 5 months ago
61 people have a disney sense of humor.
uncannyrich 5 months ago 3
Jesus christ that had so many fucking levels. Brilliant.
alteregoash 5 months ago
Moose are huge and dangerous, his story is ridiculous.
sebassucc 5 months ago
@sebassucc This is comedy. You know that, right?
ImJustCoolLikeDat101 5 months ago
@ImJustCoolLikeDat101 My comment was meant as a joke. You know that, right?
Also, he's doing a stand-up routine, people who don't know what moose are like might take his story to be true.
sebassucc 5 months ago
@sebassucc no shit dumbass
TunaMovies 5 months ago
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Okin17 3 months ago
Anyone else notice he was freaking drunk?
Schmiggs27 5 months ago 2
@Schmiggs27 Drunk? Maybe you are!
mrzimmermanforever 3 months ago
not funny
jizzy2k 5 months ago
60 people are nazis
dhextall1 6 months ago
De-interlace.
tpaquin 6 months ago
Arguably the greatest story teller of all time.
64Fathoms 6 months ago
I just wish that I could write half as good as he has! Woody Allen is a true genius!!!!
acarouselofantics 6 months ago
THe cameraman is working hard to keep up with him XD
eirikmatias 6 months ago
$billpatmartysloan-woodydoingit35?soundsgayhappy hyp..guy leaves his wife for a china man who has lot$
992105 6 months ago
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992105 6 months ago
This is my all-time favorite. He's a comic genius.
dhenderson116 6 months ago
This isn't funny.
Though Allen is still the best.
rfwelsh 6 months ago
so jerry seinfeld took inspiration from woody allen it seems for his stand ups..the style of delivery is quite similar to what jerry does..
maftiya 7 months ago
@maftiya We all have our heroes/inspiration. Why would Seinfeld be any different?
steve0281 7 months ago
A møøse once bit my sister.
sanddunerunner 7 months ago 2
Wiener dogs in outer space
WienerDogsOuterSpace 7 months ago
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That moose gave me a bad time once.
FirestoneX 7 months ago
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Once you said you love a film just by showing a view of Manhattan.. how do you like it with no Sun or with two nutS
SuperYOUAM 7 months ago
Once you said you love a film just by showing an view of Manhattan.. how do you like it with no Sun or with two nutS
SuperYOUAM 7 months ago
Is it really Eddie Murphy laughs on 2:19 - 2:21 ?
I'm pretty sure that it was his father or he traveled in time to learn how to humor:)
cry2love 8 months ago 33
@cry2love No way. It was just 4 year old Eddie!
CoolerKing37 6 months ago
@CoolerKing37 Cute laughing for four years old, hopefully if I have children they will laugh the same crazy=)
cry2love 6 months ago
@cry2love haha that does sound like eddie murphy
bitterxreilly 5 months ago
@bitterxreilly Usually I laugh like normal people, but when I can not control myself I'm laughing balls off like Eddie:)
cry2love 5 months ago
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This Jew is ugly. No wonder the NAZI wanted to wipe off these ugly race :)
VideoUploaderTester 8 months ago
How is he a pedophile?
WilliamsbBridge 8 months ago 3
Obviously was bullshit ranting from a vicious and vindictive Mia Farrow who tried to destroy his reputation with the worst offence evn greater than real pedophlia. Accuing an innocent person of the crime. Deserved the scorn of the media and the public who never fell for it.
grandadpoppyable 8 months ago
So I'm driving with the Burkovizes on my fender, and there's a law in new yoik state. Tuesdays, Thursdays and ... ESPECIALLY Saturdays.
xPvtMurphyx 8 months ago
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Woody Allen is one of many example of short, pedophile, ugly Jews :)
VideoUploaderTester 8 months ago
holy shit. Woody is very funny. I wish he would stay in Stand up more often.
mitchman414 8 months ago
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Sick Pedophile!
marybethcold1 8 months ago
my favorite hypochondriac yankee. ~& we have the same birthday. i 've had lp's of his stand-up material since the mid 60's, & remember making everybody go with me to see "what's up tiger lily?"! what a maniac!!!i love this guy.
navajomudtoy 8 months ago
The moose was furious!
McFlippyhoo 9 months ago
fucking genius
MrJoelyboi20 9 months ago
Oh, excellent! I've never seen much of Woody Allen, but I think I'm gonna find some more from now on.
fireflynebula 9 months ago
I've been a fan of Woody Allen's work for a long time. I'm only seventeen, but I think he's funny. And he's still alive. I'm not sure if he does stand up anymore, but we can remember the funny comedy bits he did. And all the movies he acted in. Like this if you think Woddy Allen is still funny in two-thousand-eleven.
UndeadLucas 9 months ago 25
@UndeadLucas Woody Allen is just TRAGIC. How would you describe someone who F*cks their adopted daughter. American society lost itself when it refused to dog out a guy who F*CKS HIS DAUGHTER.
No Standards, no sense of shame. Too politically correct to call Woody Allen out for his unacceptable behaviour. THE START OF THE SLIDE.
Accepting Woody Allen F*CKING HIS DAUGHTER, is the DECLINE OF AMERICAN CIVILISATION.
NO STANDARDS.
A TOTAL REFUSAL TO TURN YOUR FACE AGAINST CORRUPT PRINCIPLES.
GuyBurgess1234 4 months ago
@GuyBurgess1234 If he did F**k his adopted daughter. That's his business. People shouldn't worry about that. We're all sick about shit we do. Yes it is sick that he did that to his daughter. We know it's not American, nor is it right. But what can we do?
UndeadLucas 4 months ago
@UndeadLucas You disassociate yourself from the individual concerned. Accepting it is destroying the fabric of society. YOU MUST TURN YOUR FACE AGAINST CORRUPT PRINCIPLES. REJECT THE INDIVIDUAL WHO DISPLAYS SUCH CORRUPT BEHAVIOUR. Or maybe your cool with OJ Simpson, Ken Lay & ENRON, Sarah PALIN, Jersey Shore, Kardashians, etc American society was better before WOODY WAS ALLOWED TO F*CK HIS DAUGHTER AND EVERYONE WAS COOL WITH IT!
How are things now, the housing market ? Unemployment ? Business?
GuyBurgess1234 4 months ago
YOU MUST TURN YOUR FACE AGAINST CORRUPT PRINCIPLES. REJECT THE INDIVIDUAL WHO DISPLAYS SUCH CORRUPT BEHAVIOUR.
American society has collapsed. Self-Destructed. Why ? Because everyone is cool with everything now. NO STANDARDS OF BEHAVIOUR OR SOCIAL INTERACTION. The Chinese are coming and if America keeps this up, then consider this: HOW WILL AMERICA DEAL WITH 1.3 BILLION CHINESE WHO ARE DISIPLINED AND DETERMINED AND DEDICATED AND DONT WATCH KARDASHIANS(Sic) & JERSEY SHORE(Sic)
GuyBurgess1234 4 months ago
@UndeadLucas Your society has to reject it. Once your cool with this kind of behaviour your society is treading the same ground as ancient Greece. WHAT HAPPENED TO ANCIENT GREECE BY THE WAY? Last chance to save American, which is now double A credit rating, will take a minimum of 8 years to get back to triple A credit rating, just a fact. DOUBLE DIP? NO, ONE LONG CONTINIOUS RECESSION. It only seems double dip now, just wait. MUST GET BACK TO THE OLD AMERICA, BILL CLINTON ERA and previous to that
GuyBurgess1234 4 months ago
OH YEAH DIDNT THE OLD AMERICAN SOCIETY LYNCH PEOPLE?
WOODY SHOULD BE LYNCHED!
If you dont get it, JUST REMEMBER I TRIED TO TELL YOU GUYS.
I DID MY BEST TO GET THE MESSAGE OUT. I cant save your society, only you guys can do that.
I'm just a guy saying: STRAIGHTEN UP & FLY RIGHT. OR I'm your teacher telling you to do your homework or I'm a parent telling you not to associate with scumbags.
PS My country has a triple A credit rating(USA is only double), Unemployment is 5%(USA 9.2), I'm ok
GuyBurgess1234 4 months ago
@GuyBurgess1234 Please tell me this is actually Woody Allen secretly parodying internet nutjobs.
gorgack2000 4 months ago
He is one of the all time giants of comedy. I would compare him to Jack Benny or Groucho Marx. Thank God that recordings of these guys exist today!
zibnog 9 months ago
This man is a genius, it is undeniable. The fact that a ten-year-old falling off a skateboard gets more likes than this doesn't mean people don't like him, it means the philistines on YouTube are too stupid to appreciate real comedy. Haters can kiss my Jew ass
twinsrule1987 9 months ago
He has some amazing material.
Awesome delivery. :3
alZiiHardstylez 9 months ago
that is how you deliver a joke
PiecoBrothers 9 months ago
Woody with all due respects NOT FUNNY!
FransisR 9 months ago
American humour isn't very good.
WardyProductions 10 months ago
@WardyProductions troll
victordibono 9 months ago
@WardyProductions Good or not, its the humor that eweryone else still is copying.
aon10003 9 months ago
Woody Allen is, honestly, the greatest comedy writer I've ever seen.
The guy was writing material in the 1960s that is still, frankly, the funniest shit I have ever read. I don't think I find any other comedy that old funny, and in my opinion, THAT is genius.
molewizard 10 months ago
just another vulgare jewish clown
whitebrainpower 10 months ago
@whitebrainpower What's that supposed to mean? Go read a book.
havishamcarmody 10 months ago
he was 32 in here, how come he didn't become completely bald, like it is said in oedipus wrecks
salatatabaa 10 months ago
try this:
Click the 'CC' button across from the play button on the bottom bar,
then click "transcribe audio"
hit OK, and laugh like hell
wolfeEMT 10 months ago
@wolfeEMT lol a little off
TheSeanElliott 10 months ago
@Dougstyles119, I couldn't agree more. Besides his early stand up material, so many of his movies are absolutely fantastic. Recently, Turner Classics had Radio Days and Hannah and Her Sisters back to back. 2 of my all time faves
basstimer 11 months ago
I shot a moose once. Clasical!!!
becca2466 11 months ago
Haha brilliant!
KingChiliPepper 11 months ago
Wow, this guy is awful, I can see why most people hate him
TheItsjack 11 months ago
@TheItsjack
Well look at the video statics, 1,205 likes and 56 dislikes.
I like hes stand up comedy, and don't give a crap about hes personal life.
SlipAllCityToy 11 months ago
@SlipAllCityToy I wasn't on about personal life, I meant due to his comedy, and 1205 likes in 3 years, not many people like him at all then
TheItsjack 11 months ago
@TheItsjack
yeh, well look at the ratio, 56 dislikes in 3 years 'aint much also :P
SlipAllCityToy 11 months ago
@SlipAllCityToy Because its much more likely that the people who don't like him didn't watch it, I myself had never actually seen his stand up, thus watching it
TheItsjack 11 months ago
@TheItsjack wow, yer awful, I can see why most people hate you...
ahahaha...
tracehazarrrrd 11 months ago
i'm not american.Can someone explain the reference to the solomons, the act is brilliant though.
ledattack 11 months ago
@ledattack The Solomons are supposed to be the friends who are in the moose suit whom Woody Allen introduces to the host as they enter.
JustaSmuck 11 months ago
How much did the laugh track cost?
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annajuikjuikol 1 year ago
The moose is furious!
TheMo0jl 1 year ago
the moose comes in second
classic
russthebiker 1 year ago
Adoro os filmes de Woody Allen. Ele retrata como ninguém as neuroses do mundo contemporâneo. Com um humor fino e irônico. Mundo moderno, mundo complexo e fragmentado. Convido a assistirem a um vídeo-poema sobre a perplexidade do homem contemporâneo, com a poesia “Perplexidade em paz”, imagens de grande força e a música “Sonata ao luar” de Beethoven. Procurar no youtube por: Perplexidade em paz
andrepassari1 1 year ago
What's a cocktail potty?
Elmore3141 1 year ago
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This is boring....and not really funny.
havz0r 1 year ago
@havz0r Don't watch it.
joamlautube 1 year ago
Pure comedy genius!
andyth55 1 year ago
not very entertaining to me. as a jew myself i thought well maybe but no, i've not yet seen anything woody allen has done that i've enjoyed
AdamG319 1 year ago
Timeless Brilliance. Long Live Woody Allen!
RayCathode100 1 year ago
hahahah fucking insanely good , lmao.
calle899 1 year ago
im looking for that scene in a woody film where he talks about the afterlife with his parents and his Dad is like. Ill worry about it when Im dead.. lol. What movie is that from ?
sleestack808 1 year ago
@sleestack808 I believe, not 100% sure, it's from Hannah and Her Sisters.
robbtheruler 1 year ago
@sleestack808
hannah and her sisters. a GREAT film.
earinsound 1 year ago
@earinsound got it thanx. here it is NKidJMoO_No
sleestack808 1 year ago
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this is very funny
choad45 1 year ago
Quite amoosing, certainly a moosed hear
MannyMUC 1 year ago 2
absolute masterclass
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useelaomega 1 year ago
@moominpic ??? Confused. I didn't say or insinuate either one of those things.
blueshadababy 1 year ago
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LOL ha ha ha ha
PrimeNoble 1 year ago
If you like Woody watch Jerry Rio at (Mr JerryRio) and the (Thyrdeye) channel. He reminds a lot of comedy lovers of a Woody Allen or Larry David type character and he is hilarious!
His interviews and "Man On The Street" segments are some of best comedy you will see online anywhere!
MrJerryRio 1 year ago
Buy a goddamn dictionary and look up pedophile, then research the facts about the Woody Allen incident. Idiots. He's not a pedophile, and the 20 year old was not his daughter, and he was NOT a father figure to her. She is 40 now, they are still married ... You think she's stupid? Still a victim? Poor taste? Perhaps. Pedophile or child molester? Hardly. Hope you are not judged with the same harshness you spread lies with.
blueshadababy 1 year ago 29
@blueshadababy He never adopted her and was never married to her adopted mother.
moominpic 1 year ago
first time ive heard his stand up, this is hilarious!
PatrickIngham21 1 year ago
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mydogtuf 1 year ago
My step-dad used to regale me by repeating this bit . . .
ccccnash 1 year ago
Woody is one of the greatest entertainer ever. People pass judgment concerning his personal life but who gives a shit. The guy makes me laff with material from 30 yrs ago.
dougstyles119 1 year ago 93
@dougstyles119 Try 45 years man.
Jonesynz 1 year ago
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@dougstyles119 What's wrong with his personal life ?
se7s95 9 months ago
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learn to spell before you defend a pedophile.
NeoTRP 8 months ago
@NeoTRP Kiss my dick. Did i spell tht right?
dougstyles119 6 months ago
Was listening to a Sirius Radio comedy station on a road trip - TRYING to find someothing funny. OMG, the stupid potty mouth stuff just NEVER stopped. Thank you Woody Allen and others like you....so much smarter and funnier than most of the crap we are stuck with now......
rocktenniscat 1 year ago
@rocktenniscat I actually heard this routine on one of the Sirius stations. I believe it's 151 LaughUsa or something like that.
BeirutWedding 1 year ago
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He should write some jokes about sleeping with underaged gooks 40 years his junior...
stonebridge999 1 year ago
some people have commented on woody's movements being strange or wishing he'd be still. woody is massively influenced by groucho marx. his movement shows this and is all part of the act. he's a genius with superb comic timing.
4minutewarning 1 year ago
I knew that moose. He told me it was the longest weekend he ever had in one day.
mooseasaurusrex 1 year ago 66
I love Woody Allen but his stand up, from what I've seen of it, is terrible.
Thankfully, he found out where his talent lies a few years later when he started writing and directing films.
dcasey77 1 year ago
@dcasey77 Couldn't disagree with you more. I think his stand-up is hysterical. But then, that's art. One man's "terrible" is another man's "genius". When I was over watching Andy Kaufman's work and reading all his fans say "genius" I just had to shake my head.
BeirutWedding 1 year ago
@BeirutWedding Andy kaufman..read his life story, watch man in the moon (if you can stand jim carey, he's likemarmite, much like kaufman i guess)
Anyway, give Kaufman some time..because his story is one of true humor and performance, much like LennyBruce and Bill Hicks..a consumate.
maynardrhodeskeenan 1 year ago
this is not even funny
xtremekilla22 1 year ago
I worked for many years as a comedy writer and I can tell you that this bit is one of the many that inspired me. I memorized it when I was young. (Spoiler alert:) Sadly, he left out one of the funniest lines. Towards the end when he mentions that he's driving with two Jewish people on his fender and there's a law in New York state, he neglects to add, "Tuesdays, Thursdays and ESPECIALLY Saturdays.
davedworkin 1 year ago
pathetic
bumhunterr 1 year ago