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  • 21 guns salute shoots the coffin.. made me rofl

  • Let's just burn the fucking witch !

  • That petition to privatise Thatcher's funeral is inspired!

    She privatised ruthlessly, showing no regard at all for working class families.

    So why should Britian's taxpayers foot a £3million bill for her funeral?

    Let her fucking family pay for it! After all, that would only be fair given that she had a "let them eat cake" attitude her entire elitist life.

  • I find It odd that so many Irish people hate Thatcher, seeing as Fine Gael, Fianna Fail ,DUP and UUP are so right wing they make the Tories look like communists. Why are they all voting for conservative parties if they can't stomach ours.

  • @cbsman95 THey hate her personally, as opposed to hating the whole Conservative Party, because they see her as having blocked the Republic of Ireland's participation in Northern Ireland affairs for so long. It's not surprising that a peace settlement wasn't reached until she was long gone from politics.

  • Frankie does not specifically hates the Tories- he said the moment he is diagnosed with cancer he is going to try to murder every single politician in the British Isles. Watch out Nick, Ed, Dave,Al, George and Enda!

  • hate it when the audiance laugh before the punchline

  • I'm having the day off work and getting HAMMERED to celebrate that sag-tit witch's death,no in fact I'm gonna drink milk cos she snatched it of me the fucking nasty bastard she is

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  • I would like to thank Maggie for being the best recruiter Scottish nationalism ever had. Every time she came up here the Tory poll rating slumped. She eventually had to be told to stop coming by her own people. In as much that I thank her for that contribution, I'll be throwing a street party when the old THUNDERCUNT finally pegs it.

  • Thatcher fucked all British Industry

  • Funniest guy ever

    

  • All these people saying terrible things like the "North East" would do it for free. Get a grip on some reality. The Scots would pay for the privilege!!

  • without thatcher we would be as poor as greece.... but at least the mines would be open! lol

  • @pokerrich9 No chance... When Thatcher was elected, Britain still had economic growth, just not as much as a lot of people wanted. Without Thatcher you wouldn't have the huge gap between the rich and the poor, and Britain would not be so affected by the economic crisis as they were. Also, teenagers wouldn't take to the streets like they did last year because of they are being fucked by the system.

  • oh the world is and always will be too tough and evil for a lot of northerners in these isles, u like to sound hard but ur just state soft

  • "Cuntbutler, burn in hell, old bitch," where the hell did you guys find those cruel insults? Okay, so Thatcher wasn't for everyone, but are they REALLY necessary? Have you ever heard of a little thing called civilisation?

  • @Wattywatasaurus Thatcher hasnt heard of civilisation.

  • if the taxpayer has to pay for thatchers funeral then we should be the ones who kill her...rot in hell maggie!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BURN IN HELL THATCHER U EVIL CUNTBUTLER

  • Petition to privatise Thatchers funeral - Needs 100k signatures to be considered by parliament.

    epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petit­ions/18914

    sign now!

  • Has she die the old bitch or is it a sit-com ? (from France). If she had died like fucker Reagan provokes joy in me. Two bloody fascists, stupid shit are gone.

  • Fuck the bitch and the rest of the Tory scum. Time to put a bullet in the lot of them. Thatcher and Cameron first.

  • fuck the 3 million the north east would gladly do it for free

  • I'm still waiting on my shovel.

  • "Dig a hole so deep, we could hand her over to satan personally!" XD Frankie is epic!

  • If you get chance listen to the live BBC 2 performance of "Tramp the dirt down" by Elvis Costello........A fantastic song about Thatcher.

  • Maggie maggie maggie DIE DIE DIE!!!

  • I would hate Thatcher even if I was English, since she's a dirty conservative bitch that pissed on the workers. As it stands, though, I'm Irish, and I hope she gets pissed on herself in the grave. Tiocfaidh ar la.

  • how about having a nationwide kick about? the country loves football, and that leather sack could use a kick up the arse

  • Im having a party....

  • I will drink milk all day.

  • @DomWantsYourLove

    Animal milk is high in cholesterol which hardens your arteries and causes heart disease. Drink soya milk instead.

  • I have never liked Frankie Boyle more than when he delivered that last gag.

  • £3 Million??? Perhaps we should have her state funeral privatised and handed to the corporation that makes the lowest tender. Seems only fitting.

  • sheenyheed. have to agree with your comment, the deeper the mine the better,

  • ME---ME...PISS ON HER GRAVE...SHEET THATCHER

  • Thatcher should lie in state with an open coffin so we can all file past and spit urinate and throw dog crap on the evil whore

  • @barnitbast Are you implying England should give her the GG Arlin treatment?

  • @barnitbast Honestly, you are a frightening human being. Margaret Thatcher is a person who worked her entire life so that people like you had the freedom to even make such horrible statements as the one you have made. Whether you like her policies or not, there is no question that she left Britain in a much better place then when she found it. You live in a free country, in a world that excepts democracy, because of her actions and her actions alone.

  • @britainfan16 Finally somebody talking sense, like you say you don't have to agree with all her policies but to make such statements is disgusting and in the worst possible taste.

  • @barnitbast I'm guessing you don't actually know what your talking about as anybody old enough to remember the period would surly not use such ridiculously child like language unless of course they were simply a moron and a vile excuse for a human being.

  • What has happened to psychopathic racist Frankie Boyle? He isn't on TV anymore.

  • Not long now, Frankie...

  • Maggie Thatcher, the curse of Eire,..and apparently Britain as well,..

  • @MickeyFaster She took our milk.

  • ''...and hand her to Satan personally''

  • Kill the bitch now. Take suspense out of the equation.

  • @whateverusaymate NO not yet, let me get my booze and fireworks before the rush!!

  • HAHAHAHA

  • Saor Alba.

  • thatcher..the twat bag horrible cunt..he funeral...the sooner the fucking better i say

  • Won the Falklands war, increased home ownership, beat the trade unions who killed the British motor industry, kept us out of the Euro, and was the first woman to win a major role in Politics. Such a bitch.

  • @ilovemilkitsgreat

    1. Won a war she started for what? Fuck all, thats what

    2. Beat trade unions into the dust, yippe

    3. Just about as much as every other PM until Camoran

    4. Whats your point?

  • @TheJoe55223 she didnt start the faulklands war, argentina did when they invaded the faulklands

  • @incoqnito  Why should Britain own the Falklands?

  • @TacticusPrime Britain owns the Falklands because they put people on it hundreds of years ago, before Argentina even existed. Also the people that live there want to be under British rule. Why shouldn't Britain own the Falklands?

  • (1) The Dutch first discovered the Falklands, (2) The French founded the first colony on the them and (3) Argentina's predecessor state had established an outpost there before the British invaded and forced them out in 1832.

    The islands are nowhere near Britain, but they are right next door Argentina. They are simply a reminder of the bad old days of colonialism. Like Gibraltar, Bermuda, etc., they are an insult to the modern world.

  • @TacticusPrime ok, so are you saying no country should have overseas territories? because the UK is not the only country. do the people that have been living in the Falklands for all this time have any say in the matter?

  • @noworldorder0105 Yes, no country should have overseas territories. Argentina's claim to the islands is spurious, but so is Britain's. They should be independent.

  • @TacticusPrime Well thank goodness it's not up to you. The only people who should have a say in any of this are the Falklanders and if you speak to them they are quite happy with the way things are, because they are mostly ethnically British. If the Falklands were handed over to the Argentinians against their will then that would be colonialism, as it is it's not. You're just being ridiculous.

  • @TacticusPrime Nearly all colonialism of that period is nothing to be proud of, but since the islands are currently Britain's,have been for 200 years and the democratic people there (for the most part) want to be Britain's. Don't see what claim Argentina think they have.

    On a less serious note they owe us after the Hand of God back in 1986

  • @TacticusPrime So you're happy for the Falkland Islanders to be colonised by people they have voted against?

    Britain doesn't care about the Falkland Islands but if the people vote to stay British then that's their right. What the Argentinians are trying to do and claim is theirs is colonisation.

  • @dontcallme02 They should be independent.

  • @TacticusPrime And how do you expect 2500 people to be independent? That's utterly ludicrous. Even in the UN charter they are considered a special administrated region just because of their low pop. If Falklanders choose to be British, who are you to stop them? Democracy is not just for special ocassions.

  • @TacticusPrime If they want to, let us hear it.

  • @TacticusPrime How would that work? What protection would they have when Argentina decide to 'claim what they believe to be theirs?'

  • @TacticusPrime I truly don't understand that statement... "why Britain should own the Falklands" - why must Argentina own it? I mean, the people of the Falklands have decided, through democratic processes, that they wish to stay under British sovereignity. It's only Argentina who seeks to regain it by any means necessary. I understand that it is a national cause for Argentina - but come on. Don't go against the wishes of the Falklanders.

  • @TacticusPrime The same way the United States defend Hawaii and Puerto Rico; and the same way Portugal defends Azores and Madeira. It's ridiculous Argentina accusing the British of being imperialists, when they themselves have imperialistic intempts - why do they reclaim a slice of Antartica (claimed through a treaty established between Spain and Portugal in the XVIth century?). Simply appalling.

  • @AvatarMarxon90 Hawaii is a state of the union. That's different. Puerto Rico, the US Virgin Islands, etc., are also embarrassing testaments to the bad old days who either need to be fully incorporated or given independence. No more colonialism.

  • @TacticusPrime Spain also has a territory, called Olivença, which belongs to Portugal, but Portuguese respect the people from Olivença (they want to be Spanish). And that is true democracy - whether you like it, or not.

  • @TacticusPrime britain owned a third of the world, we've had it for years, a quick wiki will tell you that, do your homework bro x

  • @TacticusPrime to keep an eye on those nazi harbouring argies from close up!

  • Give her to me. I'll take her up a high mountain and just throw her over the edge!

  • as the celtic fans sing "we're havin a party when thatcher dies"

  • bitch still owes me milk!!!!

  • @jim191185 ROFL

  • dump the evil bitch in an old yorkshire mine shaft, wouldnt that be ironic

  • @sheenyheed dump the bitch in shipwrecked argentine battleship,have it filled with coal and have miners and members of the ira blow it up,now that  would be ironic

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  • @karezza6 ye were really evil ones.....you obviously are not to familiar with your own history

  • Oh, Thatcher will never die. She will simply return to the dreaded place from whence she came.

  • @meowlaise LOL!!

  • A state funeral would backfire, everyone would be cheering instead of weeping lol

  • Frankie Boyle.... The man with grey hands.

  • if thatcher actually died how many people would piss on her grave

  • @micheal89edwards Me with a full bladder !!

  • @micheal89edwards i would not waste good piss on that evil bitch!

  • @akbhoy67 why not? pissing on people is a great way of showing them that you dont like them :)

  • @micheal89edwards I would happily drink the most vile of drinks for a couple of days then travel to her grave and unleash what would be one of those pisses, the ones you could carve granite with. It would be a painful and expensive venture but I think worth it.

  • @micheal89edwards London would flood. :/

  • @micheal89edwards It should just be a public urinal.

  • I think they should just stick her head on a pike

  • @mynameisrudi or any other fish!

  • long live maggie

  • The UK has heavy industries. Thatcher made them profitable:

    "machine tools, electric power equipment, automation equipment, railroad equipment, shipbuilding, aircraft, motor vehicles and parts, electronics and communications equipment, metals, chemicals, coal, petroleum, paper and paper products, food processing, textiles, clothing, other consumer goods" (CIA Factbook)

  • @CloeBuckingham You're huvin a laugh right? no where I live they don't. Used to though, SAOR ALBA!!!!!!! Alba Gu Brath!!!!!!!

  • @CloeBuckingham you have your opinion, and so do I, if Thatcher is a hero, that's your choice. However, you are commenting from another country and quoting facts from a foreign source. I lived through that time and saw my once proud and great town, full of employment, businesses, factories, with happy people and future in 1981, become nothing by 1992; shops, factories and even the air base shut down, replaced by rampant crime, poverty, drugs, suicides, even now, 20 years, it has never recovered!

  • @dcanmore Your town?! So you're one of the fools who stays in the boomtown after it goes bust?! Just go where the jobs are and get training in the new areas.

    Before Thatcher, you could turn on the light switch and stay in darkness. Thatcher ended the darkness forever. After Thatcher there has never been another blackout or brownout, except by accident or inclement weather.

  • @CloeBuckingham most of what you mentioned is not heavy industry but yes they still exist, but they have diminished greatly in size to a shadow of what they were. The UK currently stands at 2.85 million unemployed which is the highest in 15 years also today it was announced the national debt hit £1 trillion for the first time, this is under a Conservative government (Thatcher's proteges).

  • @dcanmore This is the legacy of Gordon Brown. There is a YouTube video on it:

    Daniel Hannan MEP: The devalued Prime Minister of a devalued Government

    watch?v=94lW6Y4tBXs

  • @CloeBuckingham Thatcher's Monetary policies dictated that the UK change from a manufacturing based economy to a services based economy, she succeeded in handing the country over to the deregulated banks in the City of London, that policy has failed because the banks have failed. The cracks in her government happened long before the ECU crisis, it started with Westland in 1986 and between 1986-90 five cabinet ministers resigned their positions over her ever-aggressive decisions.

  • @CloeBuckingham one final note, this is something I will always remember from Thatcher. YES she did close most coal pits and used the riot police to beat the miners as they dared to protest about losing their jobs overnight, but not that... she closed the mines because it was more cost-effective to import coal from communist Poland. At the same time with Ronald Reagan, condemning the communist countries for being the evil of the world. She sure kept those commie miners in jobs though, bless her!

  • "People will want to see proof of her death; it will be the first time the 21 gun salute shoots at the coffin". Killed me. Not usually a fan of Frankie Boyle but that was brilliant.

  • So what did she do to make everyone hate her? I'm Australian so I don't know anything.

  • @FlippyMyDog God where to start. It might be easier to say what she did not do. Fecking witch she was.

  • @FlippyMyDog ... well for starters she got rid of heavy industry such as mining and steel; used riot police to enforce her policies; massive unemployment up from 1.8m to 4 million; vast areas of N England, Wales and Scotland became industrial wastelands with high levels of crime, drug abuse and hopelessness; an entire generation of skills lost; tried to turn Scotland into a nuclear waste dump; ran down the NHS in the hope of selling it off; handed over the country to the will of the banks...

  • @dcanmore Do you really think that the UK has no heavy industry? LOL! Thatcher didn't get rid of anything. She simply refused to subsidise industries that were losing money. If that had continued, the UK would never be able to dig itself out of its pit of debt.

  • @CloeBuckingham Tory Propoganda!! what she did was moved these industries and employed slave labour refused to allow them to pay a decent days wage for a decent days work. She crippled them One engineering works in particular was sold to the USA and subsequently workforce was slaughtered eventually to close and be relocated to furnish the profits into the pockets of the elite Her policies destroyed the fabric of which Britain was built and set the scene for the events of today.

  • @Eellenne A little melodramatic. Are you a drama queen?

  • @CloeBuckingham this country is a country not some business which needs profit to be successful

  • @FlippyMyDog ... she had to use North Sea Oil revenues to pay for unemployment costs; introduced a new tax in Scotland a year before anywhere else in the UK; wildly supported utility privatisation and venture capitalism but only the rich got richer and her policies divided the UK (possibly forever); she became so hated even her own political party booted her out. She got some things right (Falklands, Right to Buy, lower taxes), but it was mostly rotten and only served the greedy and the immoral.

  • @dcanmore Margaret Thatcher turned many loss making enterprises like British Airways, British Petroleum (BP), etc., into hugely profitable enterprises, paying vast sums in tax instead of being subsidised as before.

    She was hated by her party for not joining the Euro (or ECU as it was called). Now she is loved by her party for the very same reason! How presentient!

    She had Methodist values and was not personally greedy. However, her policies democratised the City of London.

  • @FlippyMyDog Some people hated Margaret Thatcher because she was a realist and they were idealists. They believed that the government should pay workers to build products that consumers don't want to buy or can't afford to. She refused to allow the country to be brought to a standstill by strikes. Thus, she ensured reliable ambulance service, medical service, grave digging service, postal service, train service, etc. She made the UK a nice place to live. Flip the switch and the light turns on!

  • @CloeBuckingham "She made the UK a nice place to live in"?Are you serious? Think you need to flip the switch and turn the light on and wake up. A town that had no less than 12 Big Industries Massey Ferguson and Johnnie Walker BMK Carpets Engineering works surrounded by Mining villages and there are now NONE,Zilch, NOTHING for generations we were abundant in work people worked from they left school till they retired our children have Nothing if you switch the light on you may see this horror.

  • @Eellenne So move to where the work is... I have seen Scotsmen in the South East. British ex-pats have moved to Singapore, Hongkong, and elsewhere.

    Those industries were sooting up the North. It's a much cleaner, nicer place to visit now.

  • @CloeBuckingham So that's your idea of fixing a countries problems may I remind you only rats leave a sinking ship, no we stayed and have survived because we care about our people, money is not our god you on the other hand are supporting the 1% and you've enough problems in your own country without making comments about something you know nothing about Alba Gu Brath.

  • How about everyone in Scotland just beats her to death with those shovels? Just throwing that one out there...

  • i dont only hope she dies i hope she rots away a long painful death the most horrid longing death that she can have!

    people don't realise she actually drove miners to death by suicide left a generation of children on the scrap heap alot of them are now heroin addicts she must pay the old evil witch she is FUCK THE TORIES FUCK THATCHER CANT WAIT TILL YOU DIE YOU OLD BAG

  • mallions

  • anyone who can joke about this is a tosser.

    totally out of order.

    lets joke on ur death .

  • Don't bury the old bitch just toss her corpse in the sea like they did with Bin Laden 

  • The womans so fking tight, she probably wont even decompose and give nutrients to the soil XD

  • Possibly the best joke I've ever heard. Frankie, I salute you!

  • They should privatise her funeral and have four providers compete to do it and her after party. In order to provide better, cheaper and a more efficient funeral service for Maggie we must rely on the private sector and the greatness of capitalism. None of this bloated, socialist public sector bollocks. In addition all of this will be heavily subsidised by the taxpayer. It's what she would have wanted.

  • @XenophobicAirport and don't forget we will all benefit from the funeral trickle down effect.

  • Couldn't careless about her funeral and I doubt given her dementia she does either.

  • Isn't it amusing how all the luuvvis,even now hate Thatcher becuase she attacked their taxpayer subsidised existence.

  • @Apirana100 And isn't it amusing how tories attack state subsidies but expect one for her funeral?

  • @pepesharpe calm down. 3 million is the equivalent of 5p tax from each person in this country - it's nothing! (in government budget terms)

  • @kul9088 Excellent! If that's how it works I'll have my 3 mill now in cash please - after all, it's only 5p tax from each of you - nothing really.

  • state funeral she should be made to pay for her own !!! 3 million they must be mad i would bury her with my bare hands for nothing !!!

  • @mrsdaipunk hahahaha, id give you a tenner if you let me watch :D

  • @mrsdaipunk Bury her?! We should burn her on a huge pyre and dance around it!

  • @mrsdaipunk Yeah! Instead of giving 3 mill to starving African kids or somethen they're gonna waste it on a dead person. You don't need money when you're dead!

  • what. a. bitch. hopefully when she dies the day can be like guyforks day, where every year we burn a dolly of her and stamp on her grave.

  • Hand her over to satan personally. Legend.

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  • good fucking franky hahaha.... that bitch deserves to be torchered and hung off a pole in the north for everyone of us irish to get oir own back on the bitch for what she done to ireland... and as the lads said there we would ant prove of her death

  • hahaha

  • @alanpgoodwin Right on brother!

  • @Extraneus73 you bastard. She cut so much money for the NHS that my gran and grandads cancer couldnt be tracked and they died in the same year, then if that wasnt enough my mum who was alone and 18 couldnt get a job because of her. Get all your facts before you start saying NICE things about her

  • Considering Thatcher was such a Torrie, shouldn't her funeral be privatised instead of being payed by the public? After all if it were left to the Conservatives everything would be privatised. Double fucking standards right there.

  • @keith567100 Christ, NO! They might breed and overrun the world with zombie Bin Thatchers!

  • Is everybody looking forward to seeing the new thatcher movie? Lol. That film is going to piss some people off. =)

  • as the ignorant American I am, why do Brits hate Margaret Thatcher so much?

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  • @BoricuaChicah

    She's the British Ronald Reagan.

    Busted unions, cut necessary programs, went to pointless wars of aggression, hung out with notorious crypto-Fascist Enoch Powell, took the milk from the children's mouth's... In short she was a heartless far-right that tore down the few things that were beneficial to working people just to save some money.

  • @CzechAvailabilitie

    True, except it wasn't about saving money it was about making it for her rich Tory friends by taking it from everyone else.

  • Seeing as she privatised everything we should privatise her funeral too

  • I'll be celebrating with a nice box of milk :D

  • @PARRYmediaCHANNEL , i remember the days of free milk, happpy days

  • I've already bought my bunting and have Elvis Costello's 'Tramp the dirt down' ready to play. I shall smile when she goes and say it wasn't a day too soon. Motivated by elitism, greed and class. No wonder she was denied an honorary degree from her former University, who once described her as.......well you look it up. Happy NEw YEar!!

  • I say we bury her BEFORE she dies!

  • Mrs Thatcher the milk snatcher imagine taking the milk from the schoolchildren. inflicting a poll tax on Scotland and not England initially that split families up. wrecked the industrial towns ruined the whole of Britain yet she is portrayed as the iron lady that wouldn't turn. meaning Pig Headed and totally out of touch with the people. Roll on Independance Alba Gu Brath. Save us from the English Elite and Upper Class warmongers who keep worming themselves into government.

  • @Eellenne you also have to acknowledge the fact that without her we very likely never had devolution and in turn the now growing fervent for independence. She was a martyr to the independence cause and as such i salute her SAOR ALBA !

  • @Eellenne Couldn't have put it better my friend. Let's have a party when she dies!

  • the end was classic lol