Dane Cook (Hit by Car)

[Jungk21]

28 people didn't dodge the Dodge

[LALALASingASong1]

LOLL

[PikachuMaiden]

I know someone who was on a motorcycle when they got hit by a car. They flew off, and skidded along the ground. Yikes, luckily they're okay, cuz actually that someone is my dad. XD

[Spottedleaf347]

I think this Johnny Tamborine must have 27 accounts...

[fuzzyferretz621]

27 people were too busy getting their twisty cones.

[missybitche]

XD ! 

[sandman3986]

lmao johnny tambourine XD

[imSasukeslittleEMO]

i got hit by a car once. huge fucking bruise was on my body

[fersureitsclare]

27 people got hit by a car. :/

[leohill5353]

LOL!



[goldsaint89]

I kicked them off in a fit of joy, I thought that my own stomach was going to explode, I was laughing so hard I was afraid I could forget to breath!

[MrMacrulz]

i saw a girl i hate get hit by a car because i threw a snowball at her

[Enzenmy]

Video Easter Egg: URL has O_0 in it. Curtesy of @cbmanley1, first guy got hit by an ambulence

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[Enzenmy]

Video Easter Egg: URL has O_0 in it. Curtesy of @cbmanley, first guy got hit by an ambulence

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

Anyone seen my shoes? I-I kicked them off in a fit of joy...

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

No, no its ok im just gonna go over here and throw up shards of my own pelvis xD

[1Fable2Boy]

OOOHHHHHHHHH......OOOOOHHHHHHH­HHHHHH...  Rofl ><

[casinomatt]

funny part 0-3:43!!!!!!

[QuackerCrackers]

My grandma got hit by a car. Broke her wrist. She was jaywalking.

[griffinrockssocks]

cornell2020 shut up

[jonjojo4]

there was no bush

[cbmanley]

Anyone else see this face O_0 in the url?

[BuffyTheSlayer14]

@cbmanley Yup :)

[NorthernElumination]

@cbmanley YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[emoktty5118]

@jellie2252 okay people have there opinions. mine happens to be this: dane cooks extremely funny! this video on the other hand...sucks NO OFFENCE DUDE WHO MADE THIS but dnt draw anymore

[atmoss10]

he must of listen to friday

[giants1031]

lol " i kicked them off in a fit of joy"

[Janobii001]

i saw a guy almost get hit by a car but the idiot jumped and did a barell roll i was like DAWMMM IT

[MadaraHyuga]

22 people got hit by a car

[jellie2252]

@MadaraHyuga ur tryin to get likes butit isnt funny

[MadaraHyuga]

@jellie2252 SHUT THE F*** UP YOU FAG

[jellie2252]

@MadaraHyuga TEEHEE

[ForYourEntertainmnt0]

@MadaraHyuga Calling people names just makes you look like an idiot XD XD. And, @jellie2252 is right. It isnt funny.

[Cornell2020]

He stole this joke from louie ck...

[fd5848517]

@ lest 1ce in ur lif ht some1 n ur cr

[MrLadiesmanboy97]

i saw my ex get hit by a car:) lol. THATS FOR CALLIN ME A FAG!!!!lol

[i205linden]

i hit a person once oops lol

[basketballqtpi9]

lol

[basketballqtpi9]

he is sooo funny!!!!

[BigJohnsHog]

I love dane cook.

[cpcoasternut]

22 people will save a person from being hit by a car

[siaxlover1998]

just play it off

[rootzz41]

did anyone notice at 0:30 it was an ambulance that hit the guy

[sparkyr1]

@rootzz41 that was teh hit that he didnt see ...

[ResidentDevils]

Haha eddy gordo..

[BrokenHeartPuppy]

LMAO i just realizzed dane cook has the worst luck will any and/or all car situations hahaha

[annabethperson]

dude, 22 people need to QUIT WATCHING SHIT THEY DON'T LIKE! GET A LIFE!

[ElenaTheMonster]

Lol @ the "Johnny Tamborine". XD

[ZIM98GIR]

lrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrl i said dont get hit by a car lrlrlrlrlrlrlLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLR !! optimus , megatron save LRLRLRLRLRLRLRLR OMG LRLRLRLRLRLRLR .......wow glad thats over..... LRLRLRLRLR

[maraniia]

Dude. I recently got hit by a car, and on the way home from the hospital, my dad turned this on.

you don't know how much better i felt XD

[timanderic1]

ohhhhhhhh man... I searched "Dane Cook struck by a car". Talk about disappointment.

[drebin7410]

@timanderic1 go fuck ur self

[XxNGameCubexX]

Then I see the car coming, and I say..

"Yes.."

"Finally, Don't talk to me, don't talk to me I wanna see this."

and LOL@The Combo part lmao

[zuma5278255424]

getting hit by a dodge isn't ironic

[madmike4427]

i got hit by a car when i was about 12. during a garrage sale i was riding my bike, came around the corner and was hit by a car. your guy might have landed on his feet but i landed on my bikle. so peaple are freaking out and like that guy i was embarrased.

no bleeding from the ears so don't ask

had to ride away with a crooked wheel

[RikuSakagami]

@madmike4427 yeah... I once hit a car with my bike X'D I was riding down the road full speed and a car was getting out of my neighbor's garage and I just impact on the passenger's door... I seriously looked like a stamp on the fucking window xD then I just grabbed my bike and got the hell out of there XD

[BruceLeeKills1]

I would have yelled "epicness in 3, 2, 1"

[southparkdudz]

hahaha tekken joke

[OhmgrownCron]

This isnt' funny... I hope someone hits him with a car.

[SocialClimax]

hahaha!! xD fucking hilarious.

[jaredtheavenger]

poor jonny tamborine :(

[GreenDayFreak963]

This was fucking hilarious!!

[Lokirath]

awsome moremoremore



[canitype]

I sat through the entire joke...waiting...

Life is funny.

That joke ain't.

[octain17]

not funny....didnt even smirk

[Zzer0zZ]

TEKKEN FTW

[TheChristianMessiah]

He's describing this /watch?v=qaIFr3M67vI

[skegnewman93]

...then i go to order my twisty cone...

[nilsrenk]

not funneh

[xXRavenxDXx]

17 people ACTUALLY got hit by that same car.

[taekwondomaster1928]

17 people got hit by the car!

[richolovesgoals]

your about to get struck by a vehicle

[d4sh94]

he stole this from louis ck, a far better comedian

[chrissiixcena]

he got hit by an ambulance ... irony?? lol

[BittsRuiz]

the shoes faling off part is funny as hell

[JustForFun1212121]

lmao dodge charger

[AileyAstonished]

I'm pretty sure no one pukes like that, lmmfao.

[joeyvottofan]

YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET STRUCK BY A VEHICLE!!

[TehDK]

Dane Cook is a hack. This joke is basically a direct steal from Louis CK. Except, you know, CK is actually funny.

[pinkgothcat]

I want some of whatever Dane's smokin =3

[CelloChick14]

@pinkgothcat LOL because of my hyperactive funny randomness, my friends say the same thing to me XD And I think the same thing about Dane XD it's a vicious circle. (omg bad pun lol)

[mrdbznarutofan1]

can someone tell me the dodge joke

[TheWorldsTraveler]

@mrdbznarutofan1 It's a Dodge car, and a guy got hit by it, instead of, you know...dodging. :D

[TheRealNickBrooks]

it was a dodge ! lol

[suger339]

has anyone seen my shoes? i kicked them off in a fit of joy...lol so funny....

[theherm100]

I was at that studio when he said that!

[nikez2341]

YOURE ABOUT TO GET STRUCK BY A VEHICLE!

INSTEAD HE SAID: OOOOOOOOOH! xD

[Silver9Stones9]

ohhhhhh

[GuitarPlayer1395]

hahahahahaha



[logDon09]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I HURT

[CrYsTaLgUrL1o1]

"I'm fine, i'm fine. I'm a little bit hungry, but..." LAWLLLLL!

"Johnny Tambourine." BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! xDDD Every time i now say that, my sister knows exactly what i'm talking about!

[Pottermaniako]

What if instead of yelling "Ohhh" he yelled "Dodge!!"? xDD

[wwevstnavideos1]

lol

[WhiteHairedAngel]

this literally made me laugh so hard!

[MusicVideoJudge1]

i wouldhav e been like wow that was fun evebn though it hurt like hell.

[xXstarxscreamXx]

this is so funny i love dane cook!

[OverlordChristofer]

he flies in the air like Eddy Gordo from Tekken when people don't  know the combo's.

Pwnsome.

[gerock8]

that's funny the link of this video has O_0 in it

[Jackiechan39]

This guy fucking sucks, he's not funny.

[Redhotquagmire]

@Jackiechan39 hey you piece of shit, you think dane sucks, then why are you watching this in the first place? Don't watch if you don't like, asshole

[Jackiechan39]

@Redhotquagmire Shut up you dickhead. Dane Cook is shit. you have shit taste in in comedy if you think this is funny.

[MrKickass321]

@Jackiechan39 lol you should calm down... So you don't think its funny who cares but you a seriously angry.... maybe you should get some help bro.... just some advice

[fishworshipper]

@Jackiechan39 nice comeback. "shut up". enlighten me, how is he going to shut up if he's not talking?

[14rockfire]

@Jackiechan39 YOU GOTTA CALM DOWNNN ARRUUGGHHHHH!!! lol XD

[ffejgib]

i just saw a motorcycle get hit by a car in bayonne, new jersey today!!!!!!

[AIDZonURface]

@ffejgib meatball

[TheFred243]

hahahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!

[TweetFreak293]

haha the funny part was 2:30-3:00!!!

[BTandC61794]

OHHHHH!

[happysunshineninja]

haha johnny tamberine

[Ziggman2g]

'So Johnny Tamberine was walkin down the street, hes got the 'Not a good time to cross' signal.' lmao that shit makes me cry laughin

[shykajoejonas]

DUDE YOUR ABOUT TO GET STRUCK BY A CAR!!

[haroldandkumar5567]

heeella funny dane cook is genius at comedy

[snoopdawg619]

ugggggg :l

[NarutoSealedRasengan]

lol the tekken part, i do that

[slj40000]

i love dane cook

[counterstrike741]

this is how he lands on the other side of the car, which was a DODGE by the way.  lol hilarious!

[Green3422]

eddy gordo!!

[TheFlipKids]

nope that was an all original dane cook. one of my favorites besides "my son optimus prime" anyway dane cook is the best and it was his own and all original

[pieguy2323]

THat WaS AwEsOmE

.o0O

[adamzez]

2:00 - 2:23. That sounds familiar. I could have swore I heard that joke from another comedian. Hmmm....

[coolguy77awesome]

funniest thing ever

[boi560]

lol choking up ur dick X D

[perrymcl08]

i love dane cook. i actually saw a guy get hit by a car yesterday and i thought of this like a few mins after.

[jacqlau]

i really do love this! I was at a sleepover and we were watching dane cook at 2 in the morning, trust me, the more tired you get the harder it is to stop laughing at this!

[Rygar21]

dane cook should get hitby a car.

[padassers180]

u suck Rygar21!! u people out there, read this guys comment ul want to kill him but dont!!!

[padassers180]

wow u suck. if u dont like dane who do u like?

[Rygar21]

mostly real comedians that are funny like katt williams, louis ck, lewis black, etc.

[adamzez]

Louis CK is legend.

[smileitzzemma]

omg ha ha ha

[Barrelracer4life8]

people bleed from the ears alot in Dane world

[savethepigs]

god lol lmao tha is soo funny

[thecreative24]

his voice is a mix between sxephil and charles trippy

[riketiger]

i love this

[Dashdude5]

I'm fine i'm fine im just gonna go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush.......your funny

[zachb1997]

LMAO

[piperiscute]

"Ooooohhhhh!"

[milobellamia]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAH i love it

[coolguy77dude]

awesome funniest thing i have ever seen and heard

[LEG1N4M3NT]

twisty cone, haha, he's hilarious

[C4SAMSONiTE]

uhh... pursuit of happiness anyone???? when will smith got hit and he lost his shoe and he was asking where his shoe was while the other guy is like "are you akay?"

[Caelan87]

Yesssssssss

[AFitz1174]

That was pretty funny.

[cakesniffer1]

lol

[bunnysrock5692]

omg i love dane cook! i got hit by a car but the driver got all pissed cuz i was crossing the cross walk when it said to cross... lol stupid person... on well it didnt hurt that bad.

[Caelan87]

Twisty Cone!

[sebslop]

i remember i got hit by a RAV 4 toyota, pretty big car, hit me hard and 1 of my shoes flew off. I got up dizzy but i started laughing and the driver said he was sorry and drove off. lmao!!

[wickedboy50]

that's just awsome, u know i was in a car collision about 6 months ago, it was kinda dramatic, my mom totaled the front quarter pannel of the ford edge!

[ILikeWiffleball]

lol 2 of my friends got hit by a car and their shoes came off haha

[vampire17vero]

omg omg omg sooo funny=)))) im crying i cant stop lathing=))

[jenna2122170]

That Dane Cook is a Silly Bitch.Ha.lol. just kidding.

[Kiuki77]

Dane iz awesome!!!!

[twocrazysistas]

When I see the car coming im like Yeeesss

:D Teehee!

[spiderchris95]

That was so funny. I love danes jokes. lol

[switchguyz]

lol thats well good

MJ SwiTch

[SpraxIAKS]

Lol, Eddy from Tekken. Looks like Dane is a gamer.

[ellpod]

shards of your own pelvis lmao what the kool aid ?

[Ldrowell]

Im just gonna go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis In this bush rRGhhhhghhhh

Rghhuughh.....hahahahahahaha Great job

[digimon1212]

lol~

nya~ this is so awesome~ i fweaking wove Dane Cook's standup

YAYZIES FOR DANE~

5/5

[wwefans4life]

is that suppost to be funny? if u wanna see funny go look at riding the treadmill by wordisbon!

[ktownfreshman]

lol dane cook is hilarious...check out his "shit on the coats" and "monopoly"

[ShadowKittylove]

DID THIS REALLT HAPPEN!?!?!?!?

[killaclonws702]

lol

[tman991]

dane cook is the best comedian ever

[WAprodLiam]

retard