CHRISTMAS SHOPPING FAIL

[theskye101]

I feel Tobys pain, yesterday I almost died from choking on a drink -_- my friend made me laugh

[Custemlx]

my friends name is joe toby p***** im not going to say his last name.

[DaBossGoBears42]

I SNEEZED YAY!

[LLAMASbluecar]

*cough* still choking on you

[badboytobs]

which video is the first time toby says intro of darkness redness whiteness?

[missleiagurnhill]

IT SNOWED TODAY IN MY COUNTRY, CITY, .. TOWN? BUT HOW COINCIDENTAL!

[CaSCHWANK]

commentification!

[theotherguy775]

hay Toby go snow bording or how ever you spell that anyway vlog it !1!1!

[WolfsRain101101]

BEST-INTRO-EVER!!!

[xxniceguyxx1]

this guy must look like a total nut nut if you were staring at him while he was doing this i mean it in the nicest way possible..:D

[TuzNindzya]

ILL SAVE U FROM CHOKING TOBY!!!!*jumps into computer and breaks it* ),=

[Devileyez100]

Toby ... are you serious? At my country , it snows EVERY YEAR .. LITERALLY

After my snowman / snow house melts and i don't want to remake it , so I'm like WHEN IS THE SNOW GONNA STOP ... KH - HMM

Anyways , i just wanted you to know that snow is a season occurance here :P

[RunningBarefootFun24]

toby: "Der you go, der you go. good as a baby's...galss lens!"

[danisbishop]

Whatever you do...stay away from snow,it brings horrible murder death to people in cars especially on the west coast

[BigBobFilms]

I love when toby's vlogging and people think he's crazy, then he says

" Its ok. I'm Tobuscus. I'm not talking to an iPhone- SPONSER!- it's an audience."

Then they think he's more crazy. xD

[ethanlayher]

Man, for my birthday, I wish toby would send me tobuscus apparel for christmas/birthday. 4 days apart!

ps, come to Canada, we have lotsa snow...

[campdestruction2]

@horselover48822 I live in Michigan too!!! Niles

[EkTrutle]

@TobyTurner I've never seen snow....

[horselover48842]

Toby, you should come to Michigan. Snow is one of our friends

[thelilsisrocks]

I'm trying to think how anyone could dislike this.

[HaleYeah15]

You make me

[Andrew12456743]

Your videos are awsome

[Br0therh00dPaladin]

I wanted to watch it all Toby, but I had to go to school. DANGIT!!!1!2!

Now I gotta watch it later!!

[iLoveRWJsoMuchxD]

Toby is cutee (:

[xXTraceurwillXx]

I am now resistant to carpel tunnel! :D

[OmgItsB0b0]

HOLY SHIT! I SNEEZED A SECOND BEFORE HE SAID ''if you sneezed during this video, bless you'' . I have now officially accomplished all my dreams :) thank you toby

[OmgItsB0b0]

I love how he says his own jacket is expensive, nice advertising toby turner. Much love, broke fan :)

[SpazldNinjaDude]

got 2 more vids for today, will catch up on the rest tomorrow, getting late now :(

[bronaghbabes9]

hehhehehh 69 years x3 lawl!!!

[skitrening]

Living in norway. It is snowing in my room.

[PS3lewis2cool]

T SHIRT :-D

[MrJeremyonsrud]

Tshirt

[thenumber1sailormoon]

Lol I'm in Wyoming and I went snowmobiling today!

[eduwy1234]

i fell like im on 1 of those nature shows :

the 16 year old pauses her entertainer an looks around for the fearful sound of her mother getting up

...

after waiting several minutes she decides its ok to watch again

[kilburn68]

You should make a hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothot.

T-shirt

[MrChjones10]

you need to have a "FHIT" shirt toby

[42JohnnySmith]

This is the second vid in my favourites list, and it FREAKED ME OUT when it suddenly began without me knowing. Also, it was as loud as possible, and you were sucking that straw. Man! Scary much!?

[arigatocoteimashta]

Toby do you EVER finish a thought process?!?

I swear, you always say that you never talk about anything in your vlogs, but really, you say a million things and afterwards you can't remember what you said....

[MrChjones10]

No it's toby is he soppose to

[TheJazzMan505]

Aren't you still an idiot?...AN AWESOME IDIOT!!!

[Minecraft2Cool]

guys flood his channel with merry christmas!

[imnotrandomyouare]

ice from the sky? no ice is from the freezer

bahahahaha

[sHelbKip]

haha toby seen snow twice...TOBY. move to Ontario(Canada)!!! :D Come Visit Me ANd My Friends xD Winter It Get's Down To Like -30'C and In The Summer It Get's Up To +30'C~ :D

I See Snow Every time I Look Outside In The Winter :P

[agentcharle]

haha i live in canada i see snow everywere

[alexaw331]

I wish I could meet him!!!!

[Feeguin]

If you wanted to see snow, then come down to Illinois anytime AFTER this year. Cuz we didn't get any. :/

[Rockstarsinger59]

i wishi knew where in wyoming his aunt is..... :/ then if he ever goes there i might get to meet him.... :D

[MyBroShow]

ware do I send a leder to Toby Turner? respond if convent ...  if not respond all the same.

[THEULTIMATEPLAY]

if you sneezed during this video bless you if your aunt just had a baby girl bless her peace off boooooop!

[arbo96]

i wonder what people think when they see a guy talking to hmself in a car...<.< lol

[arielleferre]

Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

[jensi18]

Is 50$ a lot for a sweater in the US?

[rwarrrimadork]

I already favorited 30 seconds in, I love it <3

[ETFluva9309]

Wow I thought at the intro he was taking a hit from a bong....sounds like it anyways :)

[21maggiebmw]

YAY!!!! I finally sneezed in one of Toby's videos thank you toby for blessing me =D

[julieannaClark]

TOBY!!!!! <3 I've been gone on Christmas break, and now I'm finally back! Merry Christmas! Missed you! Time to catch up on all the videos :)

[l00keel00kee17]

*pffft* sipping me up.

[TreesofTheKing]

@AnimeDragonChic No it is legal, but it is now considered suspicious behavior by traffic law and reason to pull you over with no reason other than that. You may get fined in some Counties in California, but there are plenty of people with tinted windows here.

[cirquedusoleil111]

@danigirl224 try living in Vermont...

[dedmanwalking13]

funniest lazyvlog intro EVER.

[danigirl224]

I am having my first winter with snow lol.. So scared to drive in it though. haha

[peterdecoste]

You should paint your car black, red and then white

[gamereviewsandtips]

WHY CAN I NEVER SNEEZE DURING A VIDEO!?!?!

[JW41926]

The vlog with the deer in the snow- was that in Wyoming?

[AnimeDragonChic]

it illegal to have tinted windows in California?? why??....

[shemara8]

kool video

[Bordumgames]

@Bordumgames

[Bordumgames]

@Antropic1

[galinamakesmusic]

the dislikes bar is so small, I can't even see it.

that's the way it should be.

[Mycag09]

Sex in Tents ;) haha

[3dgluv]

ok.. if you wanna see snow.. youve NEVER been to CO. we have over a foot... it suckssss.

[brnljj]

@3dgluv BUT THATS WHY YOU GOTTA LUV IT

[3dgluv]

@brnljj NOOOOOOO snow SUCKS.

[Antropic1]

0:01 Hahahaha most EPIC Audience!

[LoudLouis]

@TheUltraSoviet Yes

[TobyBetts]

I was one of the couple of thousand audienceites :D

[igor99990]

I LOVE ALL OF HIS VIDEOS HE IS OWSOME AND FUNNY

[cballet315]

hahah so you have tinted windows but peoople still catch you vlogging

[shallwegooverthehil]

Whoa I sneezed! Thank you for the blessings Toby Turner!!

[weevle4]

Anyone else notice the last part of this URL is FUAAAAAAAAALAA?

It made me laugh

[STUEBNAA]

@TobyTurner WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING FUNNY? SERIOUSLY... YOU COULD ENTERTAIN ME FOR A YEAR! (:

[TheUltraSoviet]

Is Toby still making Literal Trailers?

[11Cassaroo11]

haha i would send u snow but it would be melted by the time it got to you. sorry *shrug*

[windzoul69]

You've seen snow two times in your life. Swedes see snow everyday for about 6 months each year. Just sayin'.

[whoo689]

Intro of darkness then redness then mediocre vlogging >:)

[brittanyn1101]

one of my favorite intros lol

and video. haha.

[XxgummyxbearzxX]

Toby you should switch what jacket brand you use. American Apparel supports SOPA.

[Codifish]

sdfadsfasdf

[DoctorDraxion]

I love listening to you ramble. :)

[TheNoldog]

TOBY NEEDS A HOLIDAY!! haha

[ooohhhshiny]

my subscription box was filled with toby video for the 1st 4 collumns and the first row was all assasins creed, row 2 was all dead island, row 3 was all vlogs, row 4 was all highlights...

[ThePolkadog]

I'm a cop.

[reobbingl]

You've seen snow twice? That's 200% more than I've seen snow...

[EPIC12sandwich]

7:08

WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBahhhh~

DUB STEP TOBY XD

[FusedSodaPRoductions]

at 3:35 "im not an Idoit... or am i

[ByNNRo]

i clapped until ther end of the video...

[MrPoohbearluver]

i hav a portal gun. if u giv me a tshirt, i will gig it to you for christmas

[MusicLovvve]

Can I be your friend? (:

[lillium18]

Toby loves tints. o.O 

[zoomzoom41]

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey... Guess what tobuscus??? You should totally go to wyoming with in the next 4 days and visit me and we can both see snow, yayyyyyyy. AND BRING GRIFFFFFFEEEENNNNNN  i love him

[StrangeGirl369]

Why do I like and favorite every video he tells me do? Pshh. I'm a push over.

[flyingdugong]

HE HAS ONLY SEEN SNOW TWICE. i live in Canada. I'm jelous.

[miakittygorowr13]

NOOOOOO! Tobuscus, clicking GIVES you carpal tunnel! IT'S A CONSPIRACY! He WANTS us to have it! For his devious scheme. I'm not sure what that is yet, but he has one. It probably involves him becoming emperor of Youtube, and THEN THE WORLD!

All hail emperor TOBUSCUS!

[miakittygorowr13]

You should give me a shirt for Christmas! I mean... I would regift it, but only because my best friend Miranda would be SUPER jealous, and I've been posting to win a shirt for her... so, yeah! Seriously. I mean, obviously I can't give her one for Christmas... because it's actually Christmas RIGHT NOW. But her birthday is in January!

Also, what asylum are you being committed to? Because, I mean, if it's in Gotham, it's not there anymore, they totally wrecked it. It's really more of a city now...

[TheCozzaman]

If you sneezed in this video bless you face, if you choked in this video stop ordering Audience sized coffee from Starbucks!

[rozay23j]

SHIRTSHIRTSHIRTSHIRTSHIRTSHIRT­SHIRTSHIRTSHIRTSHIRTSHIRTSHIRT­SHIRTSHIRTSHIRTSHIRTSHIRTSHIRT­SHIRTSHIRTSHIRTSHIRTSHIRT imma do this on every video until I get one.

[paintballkr3w99]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID AT 1:40

[TheCyberpegasus98]

I clicked the like button... but I still got carpel tunnel!

[6cody5]

your soda sounded like you were smoking pot from a bong...

[OddballXP]

Snow: the conspiracy theory

[seanltube]

O.O

i feleel like im stalkin tobuscus now after watchin only like 10 lazyvlogs x_x

[seanltube]

lololololololololol im probly gonna like send him a pool of oil so he can change his car oil xD

lololoololol no srsly tho, i think im gonna send him a bottle of that car oil ._.

[Thespian80]

6:50 he starts talking to her like she's Griffin lol

[BeachEmm77]

We almost killed our beloved Tobuscus! Bad Audience. Bad.

[Fantilis]

1hr. Till Christmas!!

[qshields39]

Is it bad I actually applauded when you said so??

[narutoLUCKYstar]

U BETTER NOT SHOUT!!!!

u better not cry :.(

U better not pout :/

I'm telling u WHY :D

CUZ SANTAH CLAUZ IS COMIN 2 TOWNN :D

Send to 2 of your favorite videoes. stop when it's January 8th.... Merrychristmas!

[TheDreamingMaya]

It's Christmas in Australia

[xXTirsssXx]

3:00 best part



[xXTirsssXx]

merry sexmas!



[sarahcanflyy]

I've begun to notice that you use the word "precarious" in almost every lazy vlog. I also know what you mean about the snow thing. I'm from Louisiana and have seen snow like twice.

[ninjamonkey4804]

0:43 tobys going to get shot one day

[droide555]

here in Norway it snows all the time...

[bjarne35jj]

@droide555 not recently

[droide555]

@bjarne35jj near stavanger it did :-)

[WinglessShinobi]

you drank us toby.... were we tasty?

[n8vemedia]

could you post a link to the lazy vlogs you did during that trip

[JUDDgaming]

Merry christmas from Australia Toby :D

[IvarHuisman]

TOBY! you are literally unable to send me a T-shirt. Im serious, I bet even if you tried as hard as you could, with all your masculinity, you wouldnt be able to send me one. I betya. Srsly. you can't do it! Try, go ahead, try your hardest! I DARE YOU!

[serephia1532]

your not an idiot toby your the funniest person i know. never stop making videos

[iAmInsaine22]

Ugh I wanted a red one ! But I already pre ordered mine !

[meado33]

lucky i have not had snow yet this year which is weird because it snows like 5 times a year maby more because i live in Washington and it is cold all year around. :(

[Epiclybeasteh]

Who applauded.. LOL I did

[TheWoopShow1]

I was that girl walking by -_-

[becca0LOST]

don't worry toby i didnt start shopping till the 22nd either :) and hey im your friend...to i get a hoodie?

[PurpleBumbleeBee]

"This guy's pullin' out" .. that's what she said

[Skyesis]

5:12 Paranormal Nativity? xD

[coolkeiven]

That was an epic shock

[McGrathpaul7]

A forth? Really? A QUARTER!

[blakkatana]

LOL I love u Toby

[dinomp999]

HAHAAHAHAA. "I'm not an idiot. Ice is from the freezer".

[cenaamil]

It's almost Christmas, y u no snow? 

[wilssara427]

anyon else notice he gave out the name "paranormal nativity" even tho he wasnt sure if he would give it away?? ;)

[nintendoboy157]

it must be awkward seeing a grown man talking to his iphone in his car but it still is awesome online

[kittyflavoredmilkLOL]

... i'm from central texas and i've seen snow... BUT ONLY ON EASTER! (true story)

[JackBowley1994]

10 hours ago it was 9.30 in England, Sweden is an hour or two ahead of us so how @Wezscsniperclan has worked that out i don't know, still, merry christmas!

[WezscSniperClan]

@JackBowley1994 well maby cause we celebrate christmas 1 day before you. The 24th :P

[chikadee123123]

I've seen snow every year of my life...after about 10 years, I was tired of it.....

[MeekBreek]

wait, who's Tanya?

[McGrathpaul7]

@MeekBreek she's in Throw It On The Ground

[LuckyCharmsTalent12]

well I can't like on my iPod;(

[URandomeUTuber]

Merry Christmas Toby ;D I wish you would have been in my state last winter, freakin 2 feet of snow!!!

[futuremadonna6]

if you want snow, you should have come to NJ last year on the day after Xmas. 12inches in one day!

[NMHOP123]

precarious: unstable; liable to collapse

[KKartter]

OMG I SNEEZED!!!!!!!!!!! Life complete.  :D

[EWSentinel]

I kept waiting for a rabid Toby fan to run up and bang on your window and yell "AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!". Now THAT would be precarious.

[TheKookieMuncher]

Toby: Oh go on, you can appluad.

[tmntfan98]

amazing



[TessaRocks1000]

The last part made my day..

[HeartsofDestiny]

My birthday is tomorrow, and I think it would be the best birthday/Christmas present ever if Toby wished me a happy birthday! That or send me a free shirt ;)

[nos61176]

Toby if you want snow come to Colorado!

[Callaru]

I live in Kansas, and believe me winter is NOT  fun. Having to start the car early and scrape the windsheild is ridiculous!!!

[C2n2Ri0]

toby.. i've got a solution for you!!! you wanna see snow?? OKAY! ill give you the solution! but first you gotta give me a tshirt. because its a secret.. well.. if you want to see always snow.. 1. go to youtube!

2. click any video!

3. click on the snow animation on the video's bar.. AND IT WILL SNOW! and you can poke the snow with your mouse :D! AWESOME RIGHT?! TSHIRTT

[moron991000]

You think u seen snow?!??!! try coming to Canada! theres like 20cm on the road when i woke up this morning... it sucks :c

[nos61176]

@moron991000 1 foot and a half... here.

[moron991000]

@nos61176 that sucks :1

[thehaloperon23]

Snow = awesome

[149276fields]

@chrisvalez. There's always a few like you. I'm serious and you blaspheme.

[stickerlover164902]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TOBY!!!! I got one of your shirts for Christmas!!! ^_^

[link5634]

Merry Christmas Toby! Remember i asked for you for Christmas so i really hope Santa doesn't let me down! lol :)

[chrisashton95]

wow!

[MrBbRrOoWwNn]

NEW SKYRIM PLEASE

[TheMonkeysign]

dear Audience, and tobusucus,

Happy Christmas, and Merry hanukkah

[fifiandtheflowertot1]

toby i will go anywhere with you!!!<3