Assassin Bug vs. Bat

[PestFloridaControl]

Know that pup was cute. I couldn't feel the same about the baby assassin bug.

[Bennyftw94]

Assassins creed bug!

[zerafix666]

Fun fact: here in Brazil they are called "barbeiro", wich litteraly translantes to "barber", because when they attack human beings, they normally go for the face, because it's the only part of the body that normally isn't covered by blankets while people sleep.

Assassin bug sounds waay more badass, though...

[boardbomber]

MY PROBLEM WITH YOU IS YOU SUCK MY BLOOD YOU BLOODY SON OF A BI

[ImminentAndrea]

That awkward moment when the description of a national geographic video is misspelt.

[redeyes99]

I got here from assassins creed

[AlwaysUltra88]

That awesome moment when the pray becomes a predator!! ...I fuckin love nature :D

[rambo1243211]

I felt a tingle on my leg while watching the adult assassin bugs attacking the vampire bat and nearly jumped out of my seat.

[HALLO4648]

bloodception

[areed4672]

this narrarator is an arse



[KingCaptian]

I thought he was gonna say that they need to suck dicks

[stenberg93]

@KingCaptian That was really boring said.

[IC3DIC3]

Bat won if it got aids.

[MrTaxcode]

why can't the NG get better writers?

[92sebamoya]

damn nature...you're scary!!!

[msbabyboomer1]

I used to suck blood, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[theRockapotomus1]

I used to think I'd enjoy life more if I didn't live in the city... I don't have those feelings anymore.

[ThexBlackxCherry]

assassin bugs just want a hug

[811hero1]

That is amazing!

[gordiam]

I can see this bug needs blood.. he's really pale! 

[ZackSaturday100]

why didn't you help the bat squish those bugs like a man

[airfeek00]

assassino!

[Elementfifth]

if the bug is smallll how small is the cute little bat ????????

[MrQuiggles12]

You help that baby bat right fucking now.

[666Dethclok]

(Sneak skill increased to 67)



[TheUltimateQais]

@BigBadAl002 what the fuck did you just write dude, what a fucking idiot!

[thedomer1000]

@TheUltimateQais hes not an idiot what he said is not articulated particularly well but try a little harder and im sure you will break through to his meaning. perhaps you are inadequate in interpreting a more free form syntax than your used to be hes not an idiot because of that.

[Aquarusgenes]

I hate bugs, I hope that bat fucks them up.

[BigBadAl002]

Ahh yes, modern society's fixation on video games results in people immediately referring to Assassins Creed while watching... An insect...

Yes, of COURSE its Ezio, who led a horrid life and so was reincarnated as this insect. Sure.

[IRONMAN357]

@BigBadAl002 cool story bro

[LightninLew]

@BigBadAl002 You sound like that boring nerd from Assassins Creed 2 who sits there talking crap.

[0551E80Y]

maybe the bug should join the assassins creed

[8apardinas]

Chi City would've killed that bug

[qwertglop7]

hmm... after watching about 50 of these videos, they're getting less and less disturbing.

[aarontongy]

makes me so itchy

[MrJoshuaAndy]

0:15 fuck fuck, dammit, fuck, God dammit. Ahh there we go.

[smlshordud]

but can it face ezio?

[spoonie8881]

The assassin bug actually uses its mouth, not its nose.

[ferryfast]

The thing that makes it worse is that once it has finished feeding it will defecate on the wound....lovely!

[nomadseawolf]

How creepy ! My girlfriend and I were watching this and she said I'm glad... No you're right... I don't have a girlfriend. I watch NatGeo YouTube.

[nolanfelix2002]

How could a assassin bug kill a bat

[fozcel]

Holy fu***** sh**. This were more scary than watchin "Aliens" in the age of 10.

[spurzio]

I have a thirst only backbone blood can quench, and I thought Llamas with hats was weird...

[sarahthunter555]

how many people find this akward

[MrFLAMER123]

That assassin bug is Ezio Auditore.

[XxAmayaSanxX]

I wish bats could be kept as pets.

[Cegrell]

Man.. This guy talking is the worst I've heard. Sounds like something from Idiocracy.

[thfacts]

SOMEONE SAVE THAT BAT!!!

[OmGimSoNiC]

@thfacts ٩◔̯◔۶

[thfacts]

@OmGimSoNiC lololol

[RagdollRalph]

0:20 thought he said MILF! :D

[iFZRx123]

1;27 i felt sad for the vamppire bat D:

[Searcheur]

1:42 i thought he was gonna say "the assassin bugs don't give a fuck"

[StickReverb]

Bugs grow stupider.

[TheYogscastFTW]

my back is itching :/

[MyrAge219]

Assassin's Creed 3 Revenge of the Bugs

[MrBradFu]

That is one creepy and gross bug.

[XxAWSOMExXLAMBOXxRS]

nothing is true

everything is mermited

[SammyFlores238]

assassins creed 3 the bugs way

[tranCyfast]

nooooooooooooo

[TrueInnovator159]

This makes me want to check under my bed just in case... O_o

[LightninLew]

Do American nature programmes stage things like this? Look how light it is in that "cave" would a bat really still be asleep in that much light? On all other nature programmes they use night vision cameras or small amounts of light. This is either a studio or an incredibly invasive crew.

[theurge14]

@LightninLew maybe we have really good cameras

[LightninLew]

@theurge14 Cameras don't work like that, no matter how good a camera is, it still won't create its own light.

[DiversityLight]

@MeyerCassandre If you knew anything, there also known as kissing bugs. Why ? Because when alarmed, thay have the ability to jump on your face, sucking the life (or blood) out of you. It's survival of the fittest, deal with it.

[MeyerCassandre]

@DiversityLight

you an ass hole.

[DiversityLight]

@MeyerCassandre Yeah I know. Atleast I know proper grammar.

[PhillyPugilist]

Why didn't the bat just eat the bug? Don't bats eat bugs??

[DeinoSarcosuchus]

@PhillyPugilist It's not their usual prey but, no one eats hamburgers every day, right?

it would also make a great revenge >:)

[LagiNaLangAko23]

the nymph is quite translucent, i swear i see blood swirling in it's stomach! :(

[Xneroku]

Dayum Nature, you scary!

[To411u]

And I thought Bats where badass!!

[analyticannoyance]

Such amazing footage. How on earth do they manage to film this?

[TheAirsoftkings123]

dam nature you scary



[ninjapig209]

@TheAirsoftkings123 wow , so original

[therealdelvin]

i have one as pet

well it died assassin bug

[azza4prez]

1:48 il remember that next time i stay at my girlfriends

[noodow715]

they should make this thing another villian of batman show

[petguineapigs0987654]

RUN BABY BAT!

[yashamaruism]

RUN BABY VAMPIRE BUG RUN!!!

[witchtaunter]

AHHHH! oh shit, i jumped. What was that feeling going up my side!!!

[ChainSaw771]

@witchtaunter sry i jizzed

[MrMusisiembongan]

thats extreme

[millibangykunt]

i just wonder how do they tape this and how u never see it before u know its name?

[XTwina]

blood being sucked from a bat ... how ironic

[ThrowDownArtists]

Think there's nothing scarier than a vampire bat? then what kind of little bitch are you?

[DarthBismarck]

A blood sucker going after a blood sucker.

Last time I saw that, it was two attorneys on 'Law & Order.'

[MrStaleningrad]

@DarthBismarck

*Ba dum tish*

[Toadfrommario]

Blood station worker: Oh hello mam! How many gallons?

Assassin bug: Just 5 please

Blood station worker: Coming right up!

Me: Ow!! What the hell is that pain in my arm??? *FLICK*

Blood station worker: AHHHHHH!!! HELP!!!

LOL

[7WonderofGod]

man that is a cool looking bug

[simpsoncheat]

Are there any bugs who don't sense body heat and whose saliva doesn't act as an anaestethic?

[nenissaK]

ewwewwewwewwewwewwEWW

[ragirox]

same like bed bugs...

[craigpsimpson]

Nature is a shithole.

[MACEX1000]

dick sucker

[mexicankid43]

dracula has become a bug... that is freiking awesome!!!

[rocafella142]

I feel bad for the assassin bugs born outside of Magic Johnson's house

[KingdomheartsII]

A vampire...  sucking blood from a vampire...

[sfshrimp]

No actually bugs can't talk, silly narrator.

[YoungHardstyleLover]

I got from 28 months Later. to this

[swifti1001]

Omg I feel sorry for the pup... I would hadouken them fucking bugs! >:(

[80sspirit4ever]

Being a mammal and be eaten by an insect or arachnid for sure is the most horrible death on nature.

[pacholito24]

@80sspirit4ever imagine that somebody shrunk you at the size of an ant and stick in some decaying wood or some shit.that would horrible a death

[gottahurttolearn]

Poor pup D:

[WEEGEEPOWER]

0:50 - 1:03 you can see the nymph to suck the blood

[PLMRTW]

0:25 Lol, I thought he was going to say : " he must have the blood of a virgin "

[kcamp111060]

:'( and they just watch that happen, somebuddy save tha poor scared baby bat D:

xDD haha

[MultiVidsProductions]

This made me cringe.... >_>

[1madaboutguitar]

@MultiVidsProductions Ha Ha me too

[AblonPahdellaJaherst]

jawns like cell in dragon ball z . should probably hold a martial art tournament and suck some robots

[heavy671]

its like my exgirfriend

[magnus00125]

@heavy671 hahahahah good point

[z0tri]

@heavy671 You never had a girlfriend, nice try though.

[MsHojat]

Wow I didn't know assassin bugs were blood suckers... I thought they were bugs that hunted other bugs like aphids or ants or something. For once a pretty decent video recommended to me by youtube.

[veelalynne]

I dunno...I got jipped, I think. I was stung by an assassin bug in California and I assure anyone who wonders that there was NO anesthetic involved, not like the baby assassin bug and the bat. It hurt like hell and my arm swelled up horribly.

[BK181294]

@andre30098 play Assassin's Creed, then you'll get it

[BK181294]

it's even white

[TheArkmeister]

Cameraman...Y U NO HELP!?

[CommentAndFavorite]

DAMNNNN NATURE, YOU SCARY

[sweetnessrenaify]

lol when i first saw it i thought it was ' asain bug' lol

[aweomae]

Yep.

[leonardohurtado2002]

thumbs up if you want those bugs to extinked

[Sachaztan]

So pretty much a mosquito with no wings.

Son, I am disappoint.

[Vampirvork]

Bats are still the favor bloodsucking animals in the century, hell they always be and still is

[farmerz245]

great video

[cheb010]

Next target batman!!

[mrdudedaniel]

next time we fight frogs

[GhostXThief]

I hate the guy's voice.

[Grimfate013]

they're is always another thing uglier than the next

[dinoaliblox]

oh sut up its nature stuff like that happens



[ShakeAlmighty]

BUT IT'S SO CUTE! D:

[CannibaIZombie]

Do they just walk around and see two animals fighting then go, "TAPE THAT TAPE THAT"?

[Bloodyidit]

@CannibaIZombie

yep.

[MineetheUmbreon]

@CannibaIZombie Maybe, I really don't know how they caught this at the right moment. ?:/

[dextergo1234]

@MineetheUmbreon hmmmm maybe they film most of there shots in captivity.

[EvisceratorBand]

@CannibaIZombie Dude, that's what I've been wondering. How the hell do they catch this shit?

[SuperGT240]

@CannibaIZombie no, they set it up, its a colloseum! >:D

[miklonish]

Damn Nature... YOU SCARY!!!!!

[IslandGTR]

Thanks Nat Geo, now i know what that bug i found hanging from my leg was. u really dont feel a thing :?

[064678543]

for the vampire bats: now you know how the other side feels!

[sqiao12345]

I love the guys voice!

[DoomKnightTGS]

Poor Bats, wish I was there to save them :/

[veux115]

poor baby bat :(

[YINGAI1995]

this is so ironic....

[WWF4200]

no the scariest blood sucker of them all is the central and south american assassin bug. it feeds on mammal blood. specifically humans. usually bites you as you sleep, and usually near your mouth, because it senses the CO2 from your breath. Then after feeding in defecates on you. And then your face begins to itch and you rub that infected buf crap into the wound. And then you get parasitic worms throughout your body .... something like 15% of people who live there get this parasite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[madrixsoul]

@WWF4200 Remembering that the parasites destroy your heart... so it's quite deadly!

[ManEatingTortoise]

I feel bad for the pup.  Wish I could've stepped in to save it.

[HatemJp]

damn i was lisning 2 in flames ,, and now end up here xD

[ortizcruzenterprise]

Boss

[reptileicb13]

weird

[CloudGuns]

vampire bat face is cute

[redpaul79]

those hideous insects look like abortionists

[BellaZendayaLover]

I never had to find my legs at birth =/

[R4idenX1]

NIGGA JUST GOT AIDS IN HIS MOUTH

[R4idenX1]

drinking V



[Darkflame3600]

FINALLY FINALLY A AD I LIKE A BLINK 182 AD! xD

[LionNevermore]

hah* and your point is?

[Scythemantis]

This has been in my halloween playlist for years now...what in the natural world is halloweenier than a transparent insect filling with the blood of a bat?

[TheVallone]

0:24 Thought he was going to say "must have the blood of a virgin".

[MrAfaridtheHedgehogx]

@huey LOL

[thedivisionbell220]

god dammit no more vs videos im always disappointed

[BeyKex]

Bloodsucking on a vampire? Vampireception

[criticpaintballer]

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

[Trollioli]

Take that Zubat! Thats for all the times you attacked me right as I ran out of repels.

[yotuber666]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!!

[xXxJokerManxXx]

Nincada used Leech Seed

It's super effective!

Wild Zubat fainted.

[DarkLegion95]

@xXxJokerManxXx Don't you mean "Leech Life"? XD

[gojirafan430]

@xXxJokerManxXx not to sound like a pokenerd but

1. leech seed isn't super effective against zubat

2. nincada can't learn leech seed

3. leech seed isn't really a move that can make another faint on the first try

[myrudegyalshai]

@gojirafan430 You came off sounding like a pokenerd, sorry.

[gojirafan430]

@myrudegyalshai meh whatevs