Greasy Guys

[TheMistMelody]

lolz~! that gonna be my new pick up line! "Do you like poetry?" but when the guy says "yeah!" im screwed cause I dont know any poems....instead I will improvise byyyyyyyyy...... IDK, I'll come up with something! and it will be something silly. That always gets 'em. MUAHAHAA~!

[Hikosaemon]

Ha, I'm on a video catcup splurge right now so I'm a bit late to this, but nice vid. Lot's going on here - besides being a fun story, the video repositioning and cuts, and is that a rack focus filter I see being applied there... :)

Very nice job, as always...

I've known a few guys I guess you could call sleazebags in Japan. Thing is, they all seem to do amazingly well here...

Peace

[42317]

@Hikosaemon

a "catcup splurge"... so that's what you call it... :-)

[smurashige]

Great story, if a little sad. I liked the way you edited your storytelling-it was almost as if there were 3 or 4 of you telling the tale.

[MParquee]

Haha! Hilarious! Me and my girlfriend had a very similar experience outside a Burger King in Ireland. A 'traveling poet' came up wanting to read us some of his poetry. Very dodgy looking guy with a bit of a smell about him. Politely we declined. Personally I didn't think burger king was the best location for a poetry recital! Could have been the same guy who emigrated!

[TechnicolorU2]

Evan, the greasiest person.. He has hair past his shoulders (greasy!! I bet he rarely washes it), braces (you can SEE the plaque and food all up in his mouth.. His breath smells vile, too.), he always flirts with me.. He's very creepy..

[iggytan]

Buying flowers and doing something romantic like poetry is considered romantic in movies but do that in real life and you get a restraining order. Oh wells! lol

[KoskiK]

Your stories are always the best - you've sure seen a lot out there in the world !

[gortex1us]

lol funny story

[sileath]

I played hockey in a guys league for about 8 years ( goaltender). During a tournament I was chilling between games in this food area. A guy smelling of sweat and beer comes up and starts talking about how he was gonna 'score' on me but this guy, he was persistent in making hockey euphemisms and all I wanted to do was eat my fries in peace. So a teammate came over to finally rescue me saying something in relation to the greasy guys poor stick handling (insert euphemism) .

[usercreated]

lol

[dannyinohio]

well the guy i seen wasnt so wierd he was drunk and the female bartender cut him off he walks up and says can i at least get a glass of water? im watching cuz i knew the girl behind the bar and he threw it at her se i popped him one in the face knocked him out cold and drug him out the bar . and i had free beers the rest of that night lol

danny in ohio

[RogueZed]

Story time! Tell more stories! :)

[DerSchnurrbart]

Maybe that guy should give up on the poetry gimmick and start playing the ukulele. That is the true key to womens' hearts.

[BittersweetVictory]

So many greasy guy stories and so little time... Haha. Something like that happened to me once (much less embarrassing though) but I don't have the heart to tell someone to get lost. Needless to say I suffer a lot ^_^

[Mafiadaughter]

lol on work experience, it was near closing time so it wasnt very busy, A guy came in with a rucksack and beanie hat and shouted "smell the roses" and left. Now I was laughing but seriously freaked out.

[TokyoNerd]

Yes, in middle school I did indeed know a "grease ball." Not fun.

Love your singing. Another wonderful story.

[LylesBrother]

Great story, Kevin. You really are a wordsmith and I agree with Tsunderekit that you should make more videos like this. I can't wait to learn more about your new media project. I'm thinking that you might be building a podcast or something similar. Whatever it is I look forward to learning more! Have a great one! ~Kurt :-)

[danbananhejsekran]

Well, this sure is a funny story, but personaly I was hoping to hear from super teacher sam soon. Super teacher sam is hillarius, if you remember a good one about him be sure to make a vid:P thanks.

[JackOSpades91]

That was a great story. That reminds me of a few stories of my own, but i think ill save them for when i get my new camera. I always love the stories you tell man.

Stay safe. Peace

[uglyengineer]

You have to be the right kind of guy to pull off meeting women like that. I've had friends who could do it, like maybe two at the most, in my entire life, and neither were greasy. Everyone else I know does it the old fashioned way; hard work.

[psyjax]

I wonder if someone actually fell for his little scam eventually? Seems like he had it down pat :)

Funny story!

[Molterno]

BusanKevin, Do you like poetry..?

[ShadowBlazer19]

Was it Tim Horton's?

[MicknFumi]

hahaha I had a few greasy friends I used to head out to clubs with, only they did score from time to time...more than I did actually...their motto was, the more girls you hit on the higher the chance you'd get lucky. Which I guess is true, but yeah...they sure were greasy or slimy as I called it : P

[SeoulSean]

My wife is Korean and we both live in London, this kind of thing happens to her about once a week. It's normally a bit more sinister like people following her or trying to take pictures of her on the Underground! Hence one good reason to move back to Korea this August...

[TheJapanChannelDcom]

Good one, Kev.

You would like this one, too:

My sister came here recently from Oz.

The local sleazeball tried to hit on her (he couldn't speak English - but she got the idea).

She said in strong Aussie girl style:

"Put it back in your pants mate!"

Was a beautiful meeting of the cultures :-D

[jxz107]

LOL great story!

[Daichen]

oh god I can't stop laughing my ass off !

[MargaritasAntesPorco]

(ahem)

there once was a greaseball at starbucks

the women near him were mad out-of-luck

the greaseball oozed a line

"i'm a sensitive poet--how very sublime!"

trouble was, not a single person actually gave a f*ck...

like hey baby,i just know you dig us bohemian poet types--how bout some be-bop and cool jazz as we hang out at the coffeehouse and write poetry? sound like fun...eh..?

[Tsunderekit]

I don't think I could be so patient XD

You should make more vids like this, you've a talent for story-telling for sure!

[BusanKevin]

@Tsunderekit thanks so much! My next media project will be about storytelling :)

[anonymityismyname]

Lol... "Do you like poetry".

[kansaiPJ]

Mad crazy poetry... luv it~!

[BusanKevin]

@kansaiPJ he was a treat!

[NodnarbRS]

I love your stories!!!!

[ktishme]

Haha, I love your stories.

BTW, I have a question! When you were in Gwanju, did you meat two Americans whose names where Paul and Susan? They were my aunt and uncle and I visited them when I was 15. I vaguely remember them saying something about a Canadian teacher at the evening school they were teaching that was run by a minister. :)

[BusanKevin]

@ktishme glad you like my stories! Please keep watching.

Actually, I never had a chance to visit or live in Gwangju. Must have ben another Canadian guy!

[ktishme]

@BusanKevin or was it Naju? I forget. XD Haha, that would've been a great coincidence. I'm planning on teachign in Korea soon (through TaLK), so I'm going to need some advice from your earlier videos! :D

[trebornoican]

huh great editing skills kevin..

ooopp on kevin , kevin in japan hehe!

[BusanKevin]

@trebornoican yep...I am in japan! Thanks for the compliment. Hope you are doing well in Korea :)

[furetosan]

Brad Sucks is pretty cool. And I love this weather. Life is good.

[BusanKevin]

@furetosan brad sucks is a great band and actually from Ottawa....the place where this story took place!

[qiranger]

Game on!!!!!!

[BusanKevin]

@qiranger for sure!

Do YOU like poetry!???

[MrJingjong]

A haiku for Kevin:

I watched your new vid.

Greasy Canadian tale.

Very amusing.

[BusanKevin]

@MrJingjong nice one sir!

Now, you just have to stop women in local Starbucks and tell them haikus!

[StarDr0ps]

he sure sounds like a creeper. xD

[BusanKevin]

@StarDr0ps for sure for sure....I forgot about him, but my wife reminded me the other day!

[AdamDubb]

This IS Canada you're talking about. Hahaha. (LOL at American stereotypes of hipster Canadians).

[BusanKevin]

@AdamDubb we gots the greasy guys up NORTH too! ;)

[APOKALYPSE34]

man oh man I got some stories! but man i would have laugh so loud i would have to yell out LAME!

[BusanKevin]

@APOKALYPSE34 I wanna hear some of your stories!

[ExodusofRa]

love the stories

keep up the good work my man

[BusanKevin]

@ExodusofRa thanks so much....luckily I have millions!

[JakeNM1993]

thanks for the awesome stories kev keep them comin

[BusanKevin]

@JakeNM1993 thank you so much! Glad you like them :)

[daewooparts]

newyork is filled with grease balls !!!! both types just like a pair of balls

[BusanKevin]

@daewooparts any good grease-ball stories?

[6663000]

Another great story.

Worst pick up attempts ever :P

[BusanKevin]

@6663000 thanks so much! I have some great Halifax stories as well..maybe I should share a few of those!?

[aSadFcuk]

@BusanKevin YES! you are great at telling stories!

[6663000]

@BusanKevin

aha, that sounds like a great idea !