Mad Tv - The Credit Card song

[emstar42]

u don't eat coke, u sniff it up ur nose. health class has taught me so much :D

[Thecactusman]

This is hilarious. Does anyone know the name of the guy peforming the song?

[The4EverYoung85]

@Thecactusman Dan Oster. He was only a feature player on this show for a year.

[Thecactusman]

@The4EverYoung85

thanks dude, much appreciated :)

[Iruka1991]

jajaj i see it this morning on TV

[SLITHERMAN54]

that explains it all

[MyheartlovingSoul]

lol do you see what credit cards do to your life?xD

[AuthenticCounterfeit]

The guy on the upright bass, is BIG BOB, from Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay...awesome...-authentic

[DoobyMastah]

1:25-1:29

He (guy on the right) looks so charming. Idk why.

[kallemick]

i had a dream once where i was poor and singed this song at the town square XD

[kallemick]

why was MAD TV cancelled!? it was so hilarious look at this forexample i almost cryed at the jail part alone XD

[StoogeWatcher]

@kallemick It seemed to run its course. It was getting better than SNL.

[bzrett]

I was so sad when Dan wasn't in this years cast :(

[dogvom]

He's totally hot.

[AStarSifter]

Agreed

[12ace4]

this song is hilarious i laughed my ass off

[kallemick]

@12ace4 me too XD wish they didnt cancel the show

[kallemick]

@12ace4 yeah its how a real credit card commercial should be XD

[rentrocks1995]

who is that actor?

[BrowniePhailurez]

dan oster

[residentmagnum]

death to the loan sharks that call them self check n go and all credit card companies

[xxbox619]

how come that mad tv doesnt come out with madtv seasons dvd's it only came out with season 1 dvd and it stopped,

[Animefan300]

It didnt sell very well, so they decided to not spend money to make another one if no one was going to buy it.

[Ambri121314]

Season one didn't sell well, so they never made another one. They did, however, make a DVD showcasing MADtv's best moments from seasons 8, 9, and 10 (which to me was when the show was good [though seasons 3, 11, and 12 were good too]).

[Retrolife39]

haha

[safzin]

what is the lyrics to this song

[Ambri121314]

Senior year in high school I got a credit card I racked up 80 grand in debt And payin' it off was hard So I ignored the notices That I got in the mail The creditors came after me And I wound up in jail Why, oh, why did I get a credit card? If I would have just paid in cash Life wouldn't be so hard Makes you kinda wonder why the credit companies Would even offer credit to a High school kid like me?

[Ambri121314]

In order to survive in jail I joined a Nazi gang And then became the bitch To a big skinhead named Fang During a prison riot The gang and I escaped I sure don't miss the awful food Or the shower rape Once we got out on the street I thought it would be cool To smuggle drugs from Mexico As a cocaine mule Down in Tijuana I took a condom full of coke I swallowed it and in my stomach That cheap rubber broke.

[Ambri121314]

I woke up two days later In a downtown L.A. street (Downtown L.A. street) I have no stomach lining And it makes it hard to eat (Makes it hard to eat) I don't have a job And I don't have shoes and socks And Fang and I are living In this soggy cardboard box Why, oh, why did I get a credit card? Without it, I would not have been stabbed In the prison yard Makes you really wonder why the credit companies Send out applications to High school kids like me?

[dunnny21232]

storey of my life and it makes you wonder the credit companys would even offer credit to a high skool kid lik me !!

[ColdAir952]

Lol i never knew madtv would do this. im so glad i looked this up. Dan Oster is so funny xD

[FirstClassHeel]

I agree that Dan Oster is funny, but the sad thing is that he was only on MADtv for season 13 (he's not on the current season [14]), and I just found out (from his YouTube channel) that he's actually funny.

[zacandashleys1fan]

i saw this a few weeks ago its HILARIOUS!!

[kissthefrog1]

ahhhh story of my life haha

[mattrc2]

hes no high schooler

[xSmileeAlwaaysx]

lols, i like the original onee too ahahah

[jazarrabi]

omg this is like the most freaking hilarious thing i've ever seen!!!!!!

[alHalwima]

I saw this about two or three weeks ago. It IS funny!

[Macyafacy44]

Thatz Sad........

[navajuar000]

use a condom every time

[DarkSlushie]

Take note, kids!

[uZuMaKi777z]

I just did. :)

[Gamer4051]

Lol.

[j0liANDd]

lmfaoooooooo

dats y my dad should give me a credit card lol

[JSpark900]

Dan Oster is awesome.

[bobjoesteve123]

he's friggin hysterical. He does the best game show hosts. I hope he becomes a permanaent cast member rather than just a feature

[JSpark900]

Have you seen his impression of the guy who hosts the "Moment of Truth"? He was so good.

[wewileeatualive]

oh yea that was funny you have to create susspense thats how fox makes 5 minutes of material into an hour long show

[fearisfertile14]

i love fang!!!! i just wanna hug him..hes like a big teddy bear!!!!!!!

[OTKP]

hahahahaha OMG this is SO True

[Jaiac]

i know all the words xD

[demolcd]

what did he wreck?

[DDdrea19]

haha shower rapes

[jackfckntwist]

Dan Oster is so cute

[GeniusGrl]

He is. :P Plus, his hair is cool.

[yufeizhou]

omg shower rape

[hannie1185]

i would buy this song

[TheBestGirl4You]

Why , oh why did I get a credit card? XD , funny song

[JKLsoul14]

haha first comment!

[Jaiac]

good for you =)