Watch Richard Keys' daughter Jemma reporting for Setanta Sports

[manyoomatty]

You could go round there any night and find Gray hanging out the back of it.

[djdavedoc]

Would you Smash her?

[rajkhunt1]

crap on TV but worth a jolly good smashing

[VINNIEJONES10]

id smash that as richards keys would say

[CyrilLFC2k10]

Id smash her

[1471perry]

I would defo smash it dump it and tell her to say "hi" to her Dad

[TheMamadeira]

Why do you men have to be such sexists all the time? And you wonder why there are man haters out there? Uhm could it have to do with the fact that 99% of you are pigs? I hope you will all have daughters...

[JAMESFREDDYENGLAND]

@TheMamadeira kitchen, NOW!

[suppernoddypo2k7]

@TheMamadeira What's wrong with men being sexually aroused or attracted to women. Men evolved that way along with the need for instant gratification.

[PaulDiBona1]

i would " smash " her backdoors in.

[pcangeldust]

lol smash it and hang at the back of it LOL OBJECTIFYING WOMEN LIKE THAT

[tel0j]

I would smash that fucking know nothing bitch while she is in the kitchen, while she is washing up i will be hanging out of the back of it. Bet you like that richard.

[HitMeQuick]

I wonder if down below she is as hairy as her father.

[StokieBoy31]

@LIFEthroughMYi

have you never heard of Richard Keys

[MirHassanProductions]

I would smash it.

[Braithwaite1922]

Is that cum coming out of her nose ? Been well smashed

[The2StoogesAndDavid]

i wonder if you'd find jamie redknap hanging off the back of it?

[MrDenizen]

Stupid voice... shouldn't be on TV. Worth a smash though, and then send the mobile phone footage to Richard with the title "Yeah... I smashed it".

[Shaftsus]

wow all these people saying they'd smash that but I think that would be morally wrong. Like isn't fucking mentally retarded people supposed to be wrong?

[Bennymac99]

thumbs up if you think she looks like Kate Lawler from BB. AND if you'd smash it



[ronfan69]

Thumbs up if you'd smash it.

[innit27]

her anus is ruined by big black men, shit arse and shit reporter oh im blonde put me on the telly daddy said i could, cock off

[mikescoob94]

her voice gets annoying lol.

[ONLYUSEMEBARRELS]

/watch?v=Hran58QNKTQ

[VOORHEES770]

Huh huh huh huh! Lets all say we'd smash his daughter, that will show richard keys........... SAD PATHETIC PEOPLE!

[yossarianf]

Wow. She really is something special: lack of poise in front of camera AND an annoying voice.

[MrGarethboorman]

perfect example of (its not what u know its who u know)

[JasonKiiiiiiid]

i dont care who her dad is it was his mistake not hers a fine reporter she makes

[GodmodeUK]

i'd smash it

[themasterplan123]

would you smash IT.

[yettigod]

That is clearly his daughter, she's got similar facial structure to her dads.

[TheFreePisces]

This bitch can't report for shit.

[davedrave44]

i would smash her!

[gladdersssss]

Go round there any day of the week and gladders is hanging out the back of it.

[DickHead69able]

would you smash it?

[Sixtown13]

I WOULD HAVE SOME RED HOT SEX WITH HER

[damodongo]

thumbs up if you would smash her mouth and then her arse?

[HateFenians]

I'd definitely smash that, ask her to tuck that micro down there!

[MegaSo2010]

Wouldn't wanna smash 'it'

[Tiltonterraces]

keysie. I'd smash your daughters back door down

[shakin2011]

jemma has the keys to my heart, awwwwwwwww

[Tutuki]

@shakin2011 did you mean you'd smash it?

[tyggafd]

I'd smash it. You'd totally see me hanging out the back of it.

[harrisontan]

Id smash it

[MRjack33asses]

does she know the offside rule ?

[winstonadolfchurchil]

proper little piece that

[G1S1W]

i'd smash it and invite richard to rate my after match peformence

[lawsy321]

smash it?

[shark272]

Id say she had to suck some serious cock to get that job. Whore.

[TheMikel1990]

cause uve smashed it

[hockeyboy246]

Id smash that if she didnt ever talk to me

[BarryMcGee1]

She's got her dad's chin...

[raekiesha]

Is Andy Gray hanging out the back of it ! It is rumoured Andy loved to try and have a go with any female in the office - so Jemma Keys must have come in and seen daddy once in a while. So, there must be a good chance that if the camera widens out - there'll be Andy Gray hanging out the back it ! Yes ! I've smashed it - Keysie - if you don't like the post - do me a favour !

[t0mme1981]

I wonder how she got this job?? Bet the little slag sucked loads of dick and her minge is as hairy as her dad's arms.

[jchaaaaapz]

Dear Richard........Can I smash It?

[thedprp]

Went round to smash it, but found Redknapp hanging out the back of it :(

[G1S1W]

@thedprp haha smash redknapps mrs instead unless daddy harry likes to hang out the back of her when jamies not there haha

[TheBighairyfart]

The question is would you smash it?

[noreason18]

what a bunch of degenerates

[DAAWG]

I'll smash the granny out of it LMAO !!!!!

[Squiffilect]

You'd see me hanging out of the back of it.

[TheMomomo88]

smash her double anal style. mmmm sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bobeagle007]

i'd smash all of them holes!she looks like a whore like her dad.

[karadan100]

Id smash that until her mimsy looks like a bucket of smashed crabs.

[johnafer]

I Bet you could go round to hers anytime and find Rednapp hanging out the back of it. Ha Ha

[1978deus]

I was so busy thinking about how I'd smash it that I didn't hear a word it was saying

[007salamat69]

In footballing circles, shes known as the "player's tunnel", well smashed with left backs hanging out the back of it

[loadsabeeruk]

I'd smash it

[cinedores]

i tried to smash it but when i found out who her dad was i vomited down her throat

[AGARR08]

Where's Redknapp? I was sure he'd be around there somewhere hanging out of the back of it.

[dougboy3031]

some weird fuckers out there, no wonder our prisons are filling up, to read some of these posts, the police should be checking up on you weird sexual idiots

[cinedores]

@dougboy3031

po faced cunt

[simpo2005]

Does she know the offside rule?

[meady1975]

I'd do more than smash it. I would spit on it's ring, flip it over like a burger and smash the granny out of it. After that I would explain offside to it then smash it's face up the headboard and then watch Goals on Sunday

[tintiringa]

And I wonder how she got this gig? Nepotism at work.

[tintiringa]

I'd smash it so hard. Come round any night and you would find me hanging out the back of it. Assuming it would let me near it. In fact, I'd get a bunch of guys together and spit roast it.

[MrStonecold69]

WOW

She looks nothing like the hairy monster

lucky her ::))

[whitestripebuzz]

I would love to engage in sexual intercorse with her......oops I mean i'd smash it then hang out the back of her. There we go I feel so masculin now gurrr.

[charliedogg74]

@whitestripebuzz  haha quality mate

[zendiman]

shes a cunt believe me trust

[kidlewis]

I bet she reads a different kind of 'Smash Hits' magazine. because lets face it she's probably seen more meat than 'Butcher of the year!'

[tonyrider1]

I'd smash it.

[wierdwesterner]

Dear Richard Keys,

For an hourly rate of £500 plus a £5k retainer, I'd smash it. Not because I want to, but she's obviously in need of some quality time with a real man considering she obviously has never met one. The charge is purely renumeration for my time because otherwise I wouldn't bother, I wouldn't even charge you for expenses since I have such a generous nature. I'd consider a 2 for 1 deal but I really think your missus is beyond benefit from my level of expertise. Invoice is posted

[Albert18264]

Pay back time Richard old boy , now you are not so busy at the moment read what people think about you below jackass , haha you're fucked best thing you should do is get youself back to the sofa at GMTV in full blown Alan Partridge mode talking to an old lady about her husband's piles . Haha so glad you got caught out it's payback time for being a total wanker and cretin that you are , it's obvious it's an inside job that payed you back Haha , send my regards to your bum chum Andy Gray Haha .

[mrgnvq]

I'd smash it!!

[creasicle]

Dear Richard Keys, I'd smash that, if you went round to her house any night of the week you'd find me "hanging out of the back of that" as you might say.

[84ANDY84]

Defo smash it

[stegabba19]

i'd smash it

[pynchme]

What a bunch of losers commenting on here. You're all a good example of how porn fries the brain. Normal men don't carry on like this; normal men don't sound like a bunch of rapists trying to outdo each other in how debased they can be. Normal men can actually get with real life women and don't need to imagine, write or talk this idiotic drivel.

[hearditman]

@pynchme Well said.

[pynchme]

@hearditman - thanks. Disgusting display isn't it. A lot of men complain that women assume all men are rapists. With this public gathering of the peni as a representative sample of the male sex, what are women to think of the male sex in general? It must be very discouraging for good men to see their sex represented by these nongs.

[SensoryPerception]

@pynchme You're missing the point.

[pynchme]

@SensoryPerception - Oh? What point are you (all, apparently) making that requires that this young woman be torn apart like a piece of meat?

[SensoryPerception]

@pynchme No one wants to tear her apart like a piece of meat, just hang out of the back of her and smash it. Smash it...

[pynchme]

@SensoryPerception - in other words there is no point to miss. Didn't think so. ... and if the best sex you can imagine is yourself "...hanging out the back of her..." the natural supposition is that you're incapable of having sex with anyone face to face, with emotions and the status of a human being. Try to educate yourself beyond the porn genre and maybe you'll even aspire to some original way to describe sex other than "hanging out the back of" and "smashing".

[supahdupahguy81]

@pynchme

There's always one....who lobotomised your sense of humour?.....Stop being a pussy-beggar.

[Russell230870]

Id smash it !!!

[Tool2525]

It's got to be said, you'd smash Jemma's box all over Redknapp's gaff. Even if she decided she wanted to be a lineswoman, I'd be hanging right out the back of her up and down the line, go on son. Then I'd go out with Andy Gray for a pint with whiskey chasers to tell him all about it and we'd probably end up picking up a couple of tarts and smashing them too. We wouldn't be able to go round Andy's so we'd take them to Ruud Gullit's london flat whilst he's out in Russia. Loads of smashin!

[thereisnopluto]

@Tool2525

hahahahahahaha

[fcumpassion]

I WOULD DEFFO HANG OUT THE BACK OF THAT!

[originalpickaxe]

To the tune of the old martians advert " Her Gash let's Smash"

[originalpickaxe]

I,d smash Key's gal all day long and give her a lovely creampie surprise

[spurskimo]

richard keys said DID YOU SMASH IT in other words he means,did u f..k the back end of that whore, did u cum all over her ass ,was she howlin like a wolf,,she is being talked of like a piece of rotten meat..LADIES this is very very common, its something u chicks need to get used to..when ive SMASHED/MERKED/F..KED a gal on a wkend my m8s ask th same thing as richie boy here.. but i go into greater detail like if she had hairy fadge or if it smelt ok, talk about her toes AND if she goes down well

[ogdroadsong]

bet she's hairy though...

[gizzajobla]

Would you smash it?

[pinkybro]

wow, who would think an ape like keys could produce that... cock in mouth SMASH! in the bum SMASH! in the minge SMASH!! SMASH!! SMASH!! SMASH!!

[adamgillett1]

...I've been round and see Redknapp hanging out the back of it....

[clovelywindheaven]

HOLYGOD DAM i want to licker her nether regions and face as well..

LOLOL dont ya just love you tube...the only place ya can go around saying vulgar comments without consequences...soo much fun.

but serious id ram that pussy for 3 mins straight come hard and fast..lol

[rjjibtfmj]

i'd SMASH her

[oscardoodles]

Smash it?....I want the whole tossed salad,she'd be eating my arse for a week.

[duffchilled]

Smash ittttt!

[007salamat69]

She looks like a few footballers have smashed her.

A **** like the tunnel at Wembley stadium

[Braithwaite1922]

@007salamat69 Yeah, in football circles Jemma Keys is known as the "player's tunnel"

[buxyboy2234]

id hang out the back of it haha

[Joachimhuby]

@superTruth77

You are literally too stupid to insult.

[SuperTruth77]

A few years ago I worked as a reporter on local radio. One day I was recorded (off-air) saying that I gave my wife a “damn good raping” last night- & was sacked as a result.

There was nothing to it, it was just lads’ banter, but some ugly feminist bush-eaters got hold of it and shoved it down management’s throats. They said they had ‘no choice’ in the matter- but gave me (secretly) a decent pay-off, I will say that for them.

Ridiculous- it’s not even possible to ‘rape’ your own wife!

[DAAWG]

i'd smash the grannie out keys daughter hanging out the back of her LMOA

[jayfisher1983]

i'd get ron atkinson and rodney marsh round and go crazy on that shit! smash it?!... i'd smash her so hard her arsehole would litterally turn into a vortex in time then i'd go back and smash it again when she was about eight!

[262marcus]

I smashed her back in 2007. Keys was on the box covering the Manchester Derby at the time so I knew we would'nt be interrupted. Banged in a hat trick "stayed up front" most of the game, but did hang out the back at the final whistle. Smashing!

[JordanDinstrumentals]

@262marcus hahaha

[BRUTALGn5]

fuck me id get her to tuck my nob in then stay in the kitchen coz if she comes out shel be offside, later youl find me hanging out the back of her smashing it. hahaha andy gray and this womans dad what a bunch of cunts

[Jabikz]

I'd smash that.

[262marcus]

I smash anything with a spinal column. Mind you, i am currently serving 9 years for GBH at HMP Dartmoor!

[supercas46]

@262marcus Good to know they let you on the internets!

[supercas46]

Rubbish reporter, but we'd all smash it.

[Tinks1965]

No I'm not gay, I'm married with 2 kids. I don't understand why anyone lost their jobs over this. We all know that blokes talk like this... All I'm saying is I bet if they heard someone saying this kinda stuff about their daughter, they would wanna punch their lights out! I know I would if it was my kid! There is no need for u to get on your high horse and be so offensive. Get a grip!

[schwagga27]

@Tinks1965 like I said easily offended , standard banter. Why would u resort to violence if somebody said that about ur kid surely it be better to give them a witty put down than a fight? Plank! lol

[HoosierMF]

@Tinks1965 They lost their jobs because they did it in the workplace - try asking a female colleague to tuck your cock in and see what reaction you get. Notice it's also only Gray and Keys that are laughing. Two men being unprofessional twats is not "bloke talk".

[schwagga27]

Tinks1965 wot in the hell r u on about???? Every group of men in the country have the same type of conversations about birds whether at work/pub etc! Thatslads bantering about women! Either your a feminist or u r a gay... Dnt know wot all the fuss is about.... people should get a grip and not be so easily offended!

[nocternalD]

10 people don't want to smash it!

[WahWahWehWah]

I'd smash it!

[johnnytenjobs]

Who the hell uses "smash it" as an expression? Nobody I know!

[Albert18264]

She'd never be the same after being with me , it would be the best 3 minutes of sex she has ever had .

[projectmorf]

Would you smash it?

[hoppinonabronzeleg]

would she tuck you in afterwards?

[greyreview]

Richard i'd eat her pussy stick my dick in make her cum multiple times, switch to her asshole and fuck her doggy style for about an hour while groping her tits, then i'd pull out and cum on her face

[skiguru99]

@greyreview This made me LOL in my uni library

[weirdcitykid]

I'd most certainly smash it!

I won't even say the second bit it's too vulgar for even me!!!

lol. Richard you hairy armed twat! Own goal!!!

[HateFenians]

Richard I want to smash your daughter and hang round the back of her!

[pistolpaul6]

i could definitely hang out the back of her ...

what night can i come round and smash it richard?

[danangm1]

smash it hard

[bigsamoka09]

id deffo smash it,hangin out the back of it then make her suck the sweetcorn of my bellend

[theclipperking]

any night of the week i'd be hanging out the back of that :O)

[MrJaylonsdale]

do you reckon he would ask redknapp if he would smash her??

[69Dalbar]

i'd 100% smash her back doors in..

[TheGregeth]

DEFINITELY SMASH THAT!

[blazzerm]

Keys daughter is hot. I'd smash it. Smash it hard!

[MrNodzilla]

@blazzerm .You Bastard,i was going to say that!

[berbagod1994]

@blazzerm would you hang out the back of it?

[ChipMau5]

Id do more than smash her

[JiminhoMrC]

I'D LOVE TO HANG OUT THE BACK OF THAT

[wibgoone]

I've seen Jamie Redknapp hanging out the back of her.

[Tinks1965]

Its not so nice when a bloke is saying what he'd like to do to YOUR daughter is it Richard...just think about it when u are lying in bed and all these blokes wanting to SMASH your daughter! :) ........ the shoe (or should that be the footie boot) is deffo on the other foot isnt it...lololol

[809Ollie]

@Tinks1965 cus im sure hes reading this twat

[Tinks1965]

ho ho ho....its not so nice when its said about ya daughter and what blokes would like to give her or do to her....IS IT RICHARD! LOLOLOL

[sithai1958]

A right smasher

[sithai1958]

Yep defo a smasher

[mewzikmaestro]

Nice, but u know shes got hairy feet and a gorilla fanny.

[macka802000]

would love to "smash that"

[djp1983pne]

were is her flag the guy in the green bib at end is offside !!

[fightman121]

I would smash her Richard with the back shot, send Richard the photos with her face creamed to perfection

[kennedybhoy10]

Id smash her right in! Hanging right out the back o that anyday!

[joydivision808]

richard can i "smash it "

you can can watch

[ccfkupa]

Richard if you need money id buy her panties ( dirty please)

[supahdupahguy81]

She's got those "smash me" eyes.....

[LookMaNoBrains]

I would smash it.

[tech4156]

stupid same chin

[jegspillerpiano]

wish she would sit on my prick

[39LFC]

LUV TO BE HANGIN OUT BACK JEMMA FOR 90 MINS.

[palmer3977]

would you smash it?

come here luv & tuck me in

jemma plz explain the off side rule to me, hahhaha

[joiner002]

i would give her the best 30 seconds of her life.then wipe my cock on keys curtians.wanker that he is.and thats not his daugter shes good looking

[TheHarriet5254]

She called one of them a gunner ! I find that offensive and I want to smash her !

[MrLivesey911]

Lets All SMASH IT!!!!!! hahahaha!!!!!

if Redknapp was anywhere near her she would have been smashed. You would go round any night of the week and find re