Vanessa Rousso - Survival Doesn't Mean Tight

[strono]

I want to poke-her!

[MegaTriumph1]

The rest of his Sack!. Ha Ha Busted.

[Shadow766]

She's such a cunt



[coreycunninghamkarl]

Very clever girl doing her degree whilst playing poker.

[godzac]

What's so impressive about her intelligence? I don't see a difference between her and any other person. She goes to law school - so what?

[RhoNeXxX]

@godzac She finished Duke in under 3 years, prick.

[godzac]

@RhoNeXxX You can't give a reasonable or appropriate answer to any of my questions, so I will not question you. Besides, what you said has nothing to do with anything I said.

[DouglasIIII]

@godzac shes won millions in poker.. what do you think that says about her intelligence? What have you done with your life asshole.

[MrPresident2032]

@godzac bilingual,valedictorian in highschool, college graduate in economics from duke in just 2 and a half years, in the top 5% of her class in law school, has made millions from poker, all of those things makes her more impressive than the average person

[kharashelzonah]

What an adorable lady.

[plstrom]

means luck?!

[M4nes4]

Vanessa is sexier in 2011

[guybrush93]

She's tight, survival or not...

[lagundafire]

i like it when she's tight.

[LustX1]

i would cum on her bitch face and make the rich cunt suck my nuuuts till they come dry.

i know its poetry.

[VolSton29]

She's too fine. get me, her, and jennifer tilly. a deck of cards. a poker table and some pillows. we'll play strip poker which leads to a threesome. no kissing on the mouth. ha!

[ThrasherDge]

I want to fornicate with Vanessa Rousso, All in, the balls included.

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[Iizardkingz]

1:05 amazingly cute

[pokeriotevas]

No, you're wrong, Vanessa. Survival means tight. If you try to survive, you have to be sure as possible that you'll not put yourself in a coin-flip positions and hard decisions. The more hands you play, the moves you make, the more you're gonna be put in a hard. Very skillful players play like this cause they know they can outplay others, but they're still risking. So if your goal is to survive, you should play mostly strong hands and play them aggressive to not be put on a hard decision.

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[bowlingpro1234]

I think I'm in love

[vicprobey]

So she's basically a complete nerd, just a bit cuter.

[xFerris]

Shes beautiful!

[Harlingtonjnr3]

I see this and think... 'Threesome'

[Da1337DoOD]

@karleenhtwe

HOLY JESUS! I took a shit and there wasnt toilet paper.

[nybombs]

"survival doesn't mean tight" - To my dick into your gorgeous pharaoh's tomb, it does.

[devilspjh]

is that urindanger at 1:34 to vanessa's right?

[backlip19]

@devilspjh

It sure looks like him... i don't know how many tourneys he plays so it might not be.

[backlip19]

@backlip19

after watching a video w/ urindanger im positive this is not him here.

[devilspjh]

@backlip19 i just watched a video with him as well and i think its him lol but idk they all look the same

[LuvPeaceUnityRespect]

i would love to bend her over the poker table....

[Harryrjd]

when i see her, i just smile :D she looks so friendly i love her also yeah she is hot :D

[b1naryd1g1t5]

I bet dat pussy tight

[MikeSkiera]

@b1naryd1g1t5 I bet you have an IQ no higher than Forrest Gump's

[RabosTroll]

She could use a brainwash.... please dumb that Chad Brown snitch

[New987user]

3:04 thanks for the wink Vanessa!

[derin604]

both of you should get a life. vanessa is hot so who cares what you say.

[davidoishisname]

she seems like an intelligent girl. and she got a really weird accent/way of speaking

[xsararangerpkerx]

too hot for words.

[alexandregareau]

poker players are stupid....

[1Two9Face8Tony5]

@alexandregareau ...yea, too bad your name looks alot like "negreanu" lol

[alexandregareau]

@1Two9Face8Tony5 point?

[1Two9Face8Tony5]

@alexandregareau ..my point is: your name looks like "Negreanu," a famous poker player.. you think poker players are stupid, yet the irony is funny. Got it now? ;-)

[alexandregareau]

@1Two9Face8Tony5 seriously not funny at all. Its a french name and the pronounciation is way diffrent.

[1Two9Face8Tony5]

@alexandregareau ..I'm sure it is. You beg for understanding, yet cannot give it out... ;-)

[alexandregareau]

@1Two9Face8Tony5 troll

[1Two9Face8Tony5]

@alexandregareau hypocrite

[alexandregareau]

@1Two9Face8Tony5 oh please faggot just get a life wow. troll is the right word for you.

[1Two9Face8Tony5]

@alexandregareau ..how you feel is truly of no concern to me; all I have stated is that your name looks like "Negreanu" and that the irony is golden. I simply responded to YOUR troll-like comment of how "poker players are stupid" which will naturally only invite negative responses... so who's really the troll here? lol HYPOCRITE will always suit you well. ;-)

[alexandregareau]

@1Two9Face8Tony5 hey troll, bet it took you alot of time to think about that huh? get a job, cuz trolling dont pay.

[1Two9Face8Tony5]

@alexandregareau ...your response IS a typical troll's response. I think what we have here is a clear case of role-reversal. The fact that you don't even know me, yet you make an unfounded comment only testifies to your lack of self-awareness. It must suck to be you... btw, feel free to end this conversation; I won't be around to even read what you have to say. ;-) May others hang you by the noose of your own arrogance.

[alexandregareau]

@1Two9Face8Tony5 lol troll

[dayjun]

Am I the only one who is turned off by her face ?

[MrDard123]

lock me up with her in prison and i will be there all my life with a smile. i would bang her over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.. and over and over. never stop to the day i die. there is not a peace of her that i wouldnt lick. i would lick her asshole to. i would lick everything on her god she is sexy.

[m4rr3co2]

jesus, she talks a lot x_x

[ThompsonLee5566]

Daniel Negreanu should be the best,Vanessa Rousso should be the 2nd cause she is hot...and Phil Ivey...

[chadmw45]

No way she is "tight".

[jparkfosho]

@chadmw45 She is "tight" and tight, I've seen her play, but she plays aggressively, but rarely ever bluffs

[shanemc68]

Some of u guys think Vanessa is ugly? LOL. I can just imagine what u guys look like. If you think she's an airhead, think about all the idiot male poker players who spew garbage out of their mouths. She's kinda hot, and looks great in a bikini as well! Regarding "swamp thing" on the right, she has a target on her back for the things she did 2 years ago, frikkin ({})! Would love to kick her out of bed and then call the clock on her! I wouldn't kick Vanessa out of bed though, Chad's a lucky guy!

[ojideagu]

@shanemc68 When she makes money in big CASH games then we can see how good she is. Tournament poker is lucky donk poker, only cash games are the true test. It takes a huge amount of luck to win a tournament no matter how good you are.

[shanemc68]

@ojideagu Yep, agree. Some don't play much cash games though, it's risky. That money is coming directly out of ur pocket. In tourneys, you lose ur buy in and that's it. Since I don't have a big bankroll, I go for tourneys. Vanessa isn't bad from what I've seen. She might seem like an airhead, not really though. She's a woman with her own personality and guys just assume she's airy. Because someone sits there quietly with sunglasses on doesn't mean they smart either.

[ojideagu]

@shanemc68 I've lost all interest in Tournament poker it doesn't interest me anymore. I love post flop play, and tournaments are more about pushing and hoping and pre flop play, which i find mind numblingly boring and down to hope. She has a degree so she can't be thick, despite the fact she SOUNDS thick! But I don't respect players who are only good at tournaments. It's a skill but not what impresses me.

[shanemc68]

@ojideagu I know, I love post flop play as well, one of the drawbacks with tourney play. Some get a rush out of all in pre flop, the gambling freaks. I hear ya.

[ojideagu]

@shanemc68 Yeh I think its far more interesting post flop. Vanessa can afford tournaments because she is sponsored. Most of the pro's would be in debt if they had to pay the entry fee's for all their tournaments. Many pro's still go broke! I think the reality of their finances should be emphasised far more. I think the poker websites like to hide this and sell the dream.

[shanemc68]

@ojideagu Yep, like when Dragomir finally had enough of HELLmuth's tirade. He said "I paid my way in, I'll play the cards the way I want. You didn't pay anything."

[ojideagu]

@shanemc68 You can go 10-50 tournaments without making money, that's from your pocket! lol If you play cash and are good you are never be far beyond break even if you are a solid player. At worst you are making money from the rake or bonuses. Tournaments are about hoping for a big pay day that may never come.

[johnjohnmajortom]

She is a good player. She is book smart, and kind of pretty, but she talks way too much and unfortunately sounds like a total airhead....ummm, well, ummm!

[ghettobrown209]

hella ugly she needs to take that money and get surgery, phil ivey&helmut are fuccken pussies

[NorthOfTheBorderEnt]

wow she sounds like an air head

[davidwallis85]

she probably makes most of her money from endorsements

[jumba202]

she has over 2 million in tournament winnings

[Ingve1234]

hooooooooooooooot

[074Jesse]

Tifanny Michelle is a an ugly bitch

[Monkeyman2357]

@Warmonger0077 Might not be that good, man. According to this interview, she's not tight at all.

[rocaho001]

@Warmonger0077 I know you would, but she prefers nigger dick. 

[SheddHeadz]

@rocaho001 your so funny

[rocaho001]

@SheddHeadz NO U

[ZntNkr]

@Warmonger0077 read my mind....

[PeanutBubber]

@Warmonger0077 hahaha like you have a chance.

[coltsuperocean10]

@Warmonger0077 ....hahahahahahaha I have heard about your American dream!! You stupid fuckin dickhead!! Americans seem to be total fuckin spanners!! You would be lucky to fuck your local hooker you total dickhead!!

[Warmonger0077]

@coltsuperocean10 you're right, I stand no chance, that's why I bang your own mum, she's my favourite hook btw, by far and away. See ya idiot!

[coltsuperocean10]

@Warmonger0077 ...hahahahaha you`re that retarded you fuck dead people?? I bet you are a fun person to be around? Now whos the idiot??

[Warmonger0077]

@coltsuperocean10 you. A cross between an idiot and a moron. A new breed.

[OceanSkate401]

@Warmonger0077 alright u 2, play nice.

[doyerblue]

Beauty, Intelligence (Duke alum who majored in econ), and Cut-Throat (former law student) makes one deadly poker player.

[sherbear2345]

she definitely mad 1.4mil this year... she talks like an uber nerd (what a gift - if only my IQ = 160)

[guybrush93]

@sherbear2345 lol donkey boy, that's pretty much basics...

[MarkoEST]

Get your poker cash from here

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[truenaraku]

you guys don't know shit about shit.... vanessa roussu net worth this year alone was 1.4 mil who here made 1.4 mil.... quit talking shit and actually do something....

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[8to1fav]

Did she say Law School Exams? Guess shes not makin that much in poker...lol

Go ahead agrue with me, it was a joke.

[HerbSeeker]

You good sir, are an idiot. Just because she's a girl? And the fact that she's not Phil Ivey? She's an excellent poker player, no decent player can deny that, regardless of if she's a girl. So you're just sexist, straight up lol.

[rebelcaptain01]

@HerbSeeker she needs to do playboy. and she sucks at poker, just sucks less than all these tournament monkeys

[4795623]

@HerbSeeker

-insert generic insult about blondes-

[slimshady617]

@HerbSeeker Rightfully so, girls are good for nothing. In this case, yes, Vanessa is a good poker player, but girls can do nothing better than a man can . Actually, I suppose they can reproduce and some of them can cook.

[h4iL27]

@slimshady617 she is a top poker player, and because of that -- It makes what she says about poker in terms of strategy a lot more valuable, considering she is a girl and all.

[PeanutBubber]

@HerbSeeker here here !

[Faygo069]

Vanessa didn't feel at all exhausted because she's taken tons of stimulants to help her both keep awake during the tournament and help her study for her exams. Wooo crazy, fast talker!

[ASroma90]

tight........... like YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

i like how she says TIGHT! HELLL YEAH!

[golfmaniac007]

vanessa is an overrated poker player along with overrated looks

[dh144498]

speaking of tight...i bet she has a tight pussy.

[DNAblues]

grow up little boy

[smirko]

word

[chocolatebicycle]

Annoying!

[GoMukYerSelf]

& Ahhh um. um. um. um. um. um. um

[sithspc]

Maybe it's the fact that she plays poker but I find Vanessa so incredibly sexy.

[fujinmage]

you dont say.... i have a feeling uoy r not the only one

[neglect88]

Hmm the fact that she plays poker helps but the fact that she is drop dead gorgious doesnt hurt either i think. ;)

[ShredTheGnar690]

I think she is the most beautiful woman in the world. Not, based soley on looks. The fact that she is an amazing poker, backgammon, and chess player makes her so much more attractive.

[TheSusanWilson]

She and Ercia are the best

[nobhillrox]

There is nothing more entertaining than seeing guys bitch and moan about Vanessa Rousso. It's hilarious.

[BCObozeman]

wow,is she pro?

She has a real bad strategy for tournaments.

She wants to make the money (survive) instead of risking chips to have a dominant position to win the tournament.

[Bellis3277]

If anyone sees her at the WSOP can they please throw her patheticly stupid hat and sunnies in the bin then punch her in the stomach for me. That would be awesome, thanks

[emmapeel38]

- Vanessa Rousso reminds me exactly of Mia Sorvino in Mighty Aphrodite, except that Sorvino was actually pretty.

- She's always trying to oversell her devotion to her husband, as well as her "higher" education.

- When she wears a hat, it's as if the hat owns Vanessa. Not that she's wearing it, but that the hat is wearing her.

- Some people in life are great at studying, have incredibly high IQs, yet, are complete donks in most facets of their "regular" life.

[unicrnsrrl]

last i heard she was not married but engaged.... when was the wedding?

[emmapeel38]

Unless the information at Wikipedia as well as various other sources are incorrected, she is in fact the wife of Chad Brown. Perhaps it just seems like they were always engaged, because a good portion of the YouTube interviews with her is about the fact that she is engaged.

[Bellis3277]

She's marrying that old troll later in 2009 (so yes they are engaged).

I hate Vanessa Rousso. She looks like an odd-featured Italian Grandad muppet. It is soooo tilting watching her

[pdogger1]

Gonzo never looked sooooo goooood.

[agruiz72]

dam i wish that i was her meth dealer....

[littlenickyscarfo]

this girls aight..shes playing poker and studying for law school plus i know shes not a dime lookwise but shes better then some hot chick who works in a tanning salon at least for more then 1 saturday night

[DarthCybie]

She is not all that hot, but she is worth fucking.

[tranquil87]

keep dreaming on youtube, virgin

[DarthCybie]

Im not a virgin, I fucked your mother & sister

[lostcause31]

You are not funny in fact you're a virgin to being funny JAJAJAJJAJAJA

[DarthCybie]

Im not a virgin....I fuck your mother all the time.JAJAJAJJAJAJA

Dumb spick.

[lostcause31]

Firstly that isnt what a "spick" would say secondly Im white, thirdly you're denser than a fucking diamond

[DarthCybie]

Go fuck yourself spick

[lostcause31]

Brilliant retort.

[sargeanthulka]

Daniel Negreanu made one of the all time stupid all in call against this emotional nut, or else Daniel had a great chance to win the 2009 Heads Up Tournament.

[Horrorbuff2]

This bitch is talking smack.

[eatmysalmon]

holy shit, she talks fast, and alot.

[AngusOldboy]

Shes sitting next to one of the Dang brothers, I think it's Urindanger.

[Lucaa4229]

i am in love with her

[dontlikemb]

girls cant play poker, it s fact. stop arguing.

[DiamondDixie1]

This stupid comment is exactly why girls can and do play poker well. I'm sure plenty of girls can beat you.  Girls do get into pissing matching like guys do.

[Dadge42]

God damn she is annoying as hell, but she is hot.

[elerayrah]

it's the fact that everyone thinks girls can't play that makes girls even better. keep your minds narrow guys, because it only helps us. plus, women are far less likely to get sucked into some 'who has the biggest dick' ego battle and spawn their chips like a chump. it's a male dominated game for sure, but that can be helpful to women interested enough to learn how to play. how many guys posting hate comments on here have made a mill like her? if you had, you'd have better things to be doing.

[EdDy4RheelZ]

lol. there are women who can play strong poker, such as harman. Rousso is a smart girl but she thinks she's better than brunson, sklansky, and harrington? Give me a break.

[elerayrah]

no i agree she's not, but that's not really the point i was making. either way it's a little annoying sure but it's an advantage so you live with it. in fact, it's the guys who don't see women as inferior in poker that are the hardest to play against. the others give you an easy ride.

[EdDy4RheelZ]

Oh, trust me, I know women who can play. I've seen women who induce bluffs in casino where I've played in 5/10. Guys think, women are emotional and won't play strong unless they got monster hands. This girl bluffed with 10 3 offsuits against a guy with pocket Aces because he assumed girl hit a set but was able to win over 600 bucks in one pot in 5/10. Girls who really know how to play solid strong poker have more advantage than guys and can really fuck around with guy's minds.

[EdDy4RheelZ]

Reason why majority of girls can't play good poker is because they're emotional compared to guys. But girls who really know how to play can squash guys easily. This is why when I go to casino, I analyze and profile girls as same as guys. Regardless of gender, I profile them based on their plays. I'm not gonna lie. I lost a huge pot to a girl once but I ended up winning it back through bingoing with pocket Js that held up against her AK. That's one time I can remember losing to a girl.

[EdDy4RheelZ]

watch Rousso's video where she mentions about game theory. such a joke. she says she can lecture that's better than brunson's super system1/2, sklansky's book and charges her retarded one-time session for 600-700 bucks? What a joke. I'm better off enrolling in probability and statistics class in UCLA than attending her retarded session. But I would pay to learn game theory on poker from Chris Ferguson.

[elerayrah]

yes fair point. a slightly bigger response than i expected but i think we are agreed. there is a great vid on small ball by daniel negreanu on yt, he's a good player not too cocky or showboaty but really smart. if i had to take lessons i think he's the guy id watch. but it's insightful to listen to everyone who's done well, even the jerks sometimes.

[EdDy4RheelZ]

Daniel Negreanu, very good "kid" with very good instincts. You probably know but Evelyn Ng learned everything from him, but she added her aggressiveness into her style and now, she's doing well. Tobey Maguire learned from Negreanu and earned himself over 10mil . Negreanu helped lot of people and he's a person I would definitely learn from if I have a chance.

[elerayrah]

yeah totally. and he's got the right attitude. maybe not as entertaining as guys like Tony G and other ass holes but genuinely likable.

[neveSykcuL]

The "'who has the biggest dick' ego battle" does not exist in high level poker.

You are probably used to play with immature and inexperienced players.

When it comes to the big dogs, emotions are often discarded and ignored.

[laffizzle]

because emotions cost you too much money

and some people simply cannot control their emotions which is why they never move up unless they win 9/10 coinflips

[KEVINKRUD]

she isnt a luck box she has a luck box id take her on in a heads up 5000 buyin ANY DAY BRO'S

[uniquehand]

We need to play strip poker, my babe

[derwoodsantos]

fucking donk! thats what you get!

[naeverdreng]

for sure.. :)

[LongerAndStronger]

Anyone saying 'aw shes crap, i could do better, it gives us all hope'.You can hope all you like and give out about her when you beat her. Good luck btw, i think you'll need it!

[MUNNOT]

you are very kind

[therealzomba]

how can you call vanessa russo a donkey? any of you played in a tournament with her? any of you won a tournament?

[MyDongSwingsLong]

shes a fucking donkey. the chick is so stupid and thinks shes so good. what a fucking noob

[darkburnout00]

You know she graduated valedictorian in her highschool, and graduated early from DUKE...

she's a law student, I think "stupid" is kind of out of line.

[pinkassexy]

she's a fvckin joke of a player, it goes to show that if someone like her can do well, any of us can, shes hopeless

[mikpuntjj]

What is the song in the beginning???:o i WANT IT!!!! please helpppp:D

[kavana85]

is that di dang on her left?#

[Aweebok]

This girl is pretty smart. Look her Wikipedia and you'llsee. You're all donks.

[F0reverYoung]

she justifies bad calls as being aggressive. fucking donkey