Grape Escape

[TooCool1993]

sooooooooo no one wins?

[indy805]

saw2 for kids

[TheMother3fanatic]

grape escape: then

Smashed potatos: now

|friends look at me weird when i asked for this because its a play dough product (for kids)

if only they knew

[rainevivian]

Damn! I remember this commercial. I really wanted this game as a kid.

[Alexansu11]

nostalgia critic 

[DasTasche]

HOLY SHIT THE MEMORIES!

[metalhoodmetalhood2]

does somebody have the german version please? I can't find it on youtube

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

It's like Saw for KIDS!

[Antichrist2000]

Loved this game. But HATED! having to remake my grape!

[Keitaro2011]

Thumbs up if you're here becase of Notalgia Critic.

[Jonathan8500]

me:DIE GRAPES!!!

reshiram: NOOOOO! YOU JUST KILLED MY GRAPE!!

red Angry bird: MY GRAPE IS ALIVE!!

me: MY GRAPE DIED!!

crona:NOO! MY GRAPE IS DEAD TOO! YOU STUPID ANGRY BIRD!

red angry bird: RRR.... DIE!! IM GOING TO KIIL YOUR GRAPE!!!

to be continued.... XD

[longliveoakenfold87]

It's a goddamn death camp.

[RugratsFan60]

This game is to violent for little kids. I don't think that was a good commercial

[culwin]

@RugratsFan60 I'm not sure that violence really applies to anthropomorphic grapes.

[CSItefla]

Most of my coworkers have never heard of this game. At least I managed to get the song stuck in someone's head though.

[Belwaer]

Drop the "G" and you get...

[Astos88]

I remember this one from my childhood... but what was the name it was given in Spain?

Recuerdo este de cuando era un crio... pero ¿cómo lo llamaron en España?

[Tr1gg3rZ]

Their motto should have been "Don't get Graped!"

[isetmfriendsofire]

Notice they don't show the saw, which is the suckiest one. XD

[Goji73]

When Jigsaw isn't forcing people to kill each other, he plays this game in his spare time

[djninja3]

@Goji73 lol i could see thar!!!!

[UltraredM]

Hello, I want to play a game.

[EhSteve8690]

This looks like something Vlad the Impaler would have made.

[TheInstantClassic1]

Grape Escape or as it's now more commonly called, Training Wheels for Jigsaw!!!

Grape Escape, WANNA PLAY A GAAAAAME?

[harliette]

kids had 2 use actual grapes

[kaiserwilhelm]

Back when kids played board games. Not that we paid attention to the rules.

[Xilosmien]

I just lost the game reading the description -.-

[spikeriley]

If you think that's violent, wait until you se Play-Doh's Smashed Potatoes game.

[LindorVlog]

I always wanted this game when I was a kid! And I still do.

[garbagemonkey101]

I WANT THIS GAME

[linuslillen01]

why didn't this game become the new "Mousetrap"? i mean it's the most violent board game ever!

[kibbles306]

lol i bought this game at a estate sale for like a dollar! lol its complete except the playdough was screwed up

[DeathLee28]

...what is the original song? 

[PCCphoenix]

@DeathLee28 The tune is that of a world-famous Italian aria, "Funiculi, Funicula."

[DeathLee28]

@PCCphoenix Grazie (thanks)

[rotomRASENGAN]

YOU KIDS ARE SADISTS! I bet you like Smooshees too!

[MegaThurstonator]

WHY DID A GINGER KID WIN DONT WORRY PEOPLE HE HAS NO SOUL

[dwightrapper]

Hamburger helper makes a great Italian meal.

[ccipollini1984]

You know who would have loved this game? CALIGULA!!

[Guessnought]

i got this game at a garage sale. barrels of fun!

[rang3r34]

Damn...this looks like a Mad Tv sketch!! I can see all the crush fetishists fappin' to this......Of course it have to be hot chicks in bondage gear playin this game.....

[SlyTF1]

I lost The Game.

[CatMaster90001]

Lyrics (you're very welcome):

Make 'em, take 'em, to the factor-ia!

Smash 'em, MASH 'em, now they're histor-ia!

A little BAM! and now you're DEAD! Hey, you're a little out of SHAAAPE,

THAT's the way you do it when you play the Grape Escape!

(announcer blah blah)

Hey, this is fun!

Grape: I'm almost done!

Maybe you won, but all to LAAAATE,

THAT's the way you do it when you play the Grape Escape!

[CatMaster90001]

6 people are Grape Holocaust survivors

[mizyki]

OMFG!! I think we had this game! Never played it though, just smashed the chars xD

[wargun1000]

JESUS

[Django5198]

this is one sadistic game!!!

[Kartoonkid95]

0:20 *insirt Ren & Stimpy scream*

[Tareltonlives]

I remember this commercial well.

[johnnymoe4321]

I miss my childhood

[ZACKnirvana]

i just realized how morbid this is!

[boywhogames]

They really should have had fucking hello zepp in background.

[SuspenseSmith]

Loved this game, although we never actually played it. We just mutilated the grapes for the fun of it.

[pumkinpie27]

my younger brother and cousin bought this for me for my birthday, i played with it 5 times then thats it. I just didnt care for the clean up, and after a while the gidgets didnt work all that well. Shoe couldnt stomp all the way down, but the scissors worked all the way through.

[Masseffectawesome]

Grape Escape:

Because killing things smaller than you GIVES YOU POWER! MWAHAHAHA!

[Isunnymeyou]

Grape Escape: Because killing things that are smaller than you gives you power!!!

AHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[StylixDS]

I bet this game would be a lot less messy now if you replaced the clay with that new moon dough. My niece and nephew have that stuff and its really easy to clean up.

[jess502pb]

I always wanted this game, I bet my mom wouldn't buy it for us because it looked messy.

[StrickenRecord]

@jess502pb I know that was my mom's excuse for not getting it for me. *laughs*

[AngelofLightX4]

Grape Escape-because killing things that are smaller than you gives you POWER! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The sadist's game of choice XD

[TheSpeedy149]

@AngelofLightX4 Love it

[Catherine9041]

@AngelofLightX4 The NC is funny isn't he? :3

[xxZeroZonexx]

Is it wrong that this gave me a boner?

[ISABELinlalaland]

OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE KIDS?!

[mac0072dude]

Jesus!! aaahhhh!! because killing things that are smaller than you gives you power!!

[supernuke]

My mom took this game away from me because i got the clay everywhere!!

[TheRenegadeWithSense]

Because killing things that are smaller theny ou gives you power!!!!!!!!

[lenewtype]

My mom made me play this without the clay :( Ruined all of the fun.

[THECRAZEBLING]

@lenewtype

LOL UR MOM

[Tareltonlives]

@lenewtype Looks like someone has

*puts on Sunglasses*

Sour grapes

[owain2222]

@Tareltonlives YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Pikazilla]

Hitler had this game when he was growing up... look at the results

[bIuecrimson]

as far as i can tell...

the game is about killing men made out of play dough

[ninjamitsuki]

I lost the game...

[Sac077]

I WANT IT!!! so gruesome

[tommylehman]

Is it just me or does this game remind of you an early Tool video?

[LonelygirlsouthsideG]

i bet that is so hard to clean up the mashed play dough...

[BlueDragon992]

Grape Escape. Because killing things that are smaller than you gives you power!

NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!! XD .............................T­ee-he.  :)

[profmalicious]

Why the hell do I find that song so familiar?! Where does the music come from?

[darnact]

@profmalicious It's a famous Neapolitan song called "Funiculì, Funiculà". All they did was change the words.

[Mk97709]

@darnact I said that like 8 months ago.

[ScienceDog777]

Is it just me, or does the boxshot say Rape Escape?

[LatteBoy123]

Yeesh, and people say video games are too violent.

[Mgauge]

This game is a lot more....sociopathic than I remember from childhood.

[1337JAP]

@Mgauge I know, i remember seeing this commercial on one of our recorded videotapes all the time, looking at this now, yeah it is rather sadistic

[PureMadness]

Torture: you know, for kids!

[RedSpiderZero]

And thus, Saw was born.

[TheSpeedy149]

@RedSpiderZero Indeed....and now, I wanna play a game...

[My64Guns]

What is this, Robot Chicken?!?

God...

[kittee8]

Thank you NC for bringing me this memory back! :)

[AkureiSpartan117]

I think this should be Board James' next review

[gexthegecko]

I forgot how fucked up this was.

[16maze]

very catchy song, almost wanted to buy this game lol

[7MukuroRealm]

The game for sadists.

[ironeli101]

Because Killing Things Smaller Than You Gives You Power. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[24komodo]

@ironeli101

tehehe! :)

[Speedy149U]

@ironeli101 tee-hee

[TheKingboo86]

I like how they openly say "A little BA! and now your DEAD!" I mean I don't think it can be more clear about the message it's sends to people.

[Dangeresque300]

Is it just my imagination, or would this make an extremely gruesome horror film?

[MrTriwial]

@Dangeresque300 Yea it's called SAW series.. : P

[orwellianson]

I don't know why but claymation gore seems more graphic to me than realistic gore in most horror films... this commercial is entertaining, Dr Josef Mengele would be proud.

[BCoriginal1]

The creator of Saw said this is was his favorite board game growing up. ^__^

[pritishsai]

Its a young jigsaw

[costanza1george]

gruesome

[Sabersonic]

Oh wow! I remember playing this game, even having it when I was a kid.

Granted, I have no idea where it ran off too after all these years....

[KevDoFresh]

too bad i never heard of this game this looks awesome as a kid, smashing stuff is fun just like playdo

[Kytseo]

So video games apparently are spawn of Satan, yet this is wholesome family fun?

[obiwanobiwan13]

Oh my grapey-grape GOD!

THAT'S THE MOST VIOLENT BOARD GAME FOR KINDERGARTENERS EVER!

:O AND XD

Seriously, who designed this game, a serial killer? A movie murder master? The Joker?

THE GRAPE-MANITY! *Takes a lick* Mmmm...rasberry! :D

[Lakitu1134]

What's the name of the Italian song that this commercial gets its music from?

[ElitevsNinja]

Lol. The Nostalgia Critic's reactioms to this was funny... maybe because I had the same ones.

[alienvspredator444]

and they say video games teaches you to kill people

[fireheart890]

Saw: Now a home board game!

[MegaOrwell1984]

Saw: the board game.

[Trollaverse]

wow Fuck GTA!! this is where's it's at!

[skrag2112]

Did Jigsaw design this game?

[Mrsnugglepants842]

I loved this game when i was a game.

NOW IM A SUCCSEFUL SERIAL KILLER!

[mryeti94]

@Mrsnugglepants842 you were a game?

[coffar]

I just died of nostalgia.

[Liolar43]

Grape escape: BECAUSE KILLING THINGS THAT ARE SMALLER THAN YOU GIVES YOU -POWER-!!!

[owain2222]

and theres your nightmare for the next 2 weeks

if your child wakes up in the middle of the night and says she had a dream where grapes meet a gory demise and she doesnt know why shes having them

now you know

[Exarian]

also thumbs up if you paused the NC's video to look this up.

[NShimaru]

@Exarian Hahahah, totally.

[hioeo]

@Exarian grape escape, because killing thing that are smaller than you GIVE YOU MORE POWER!!!

[darkcylander]

@Exarian what the hell is that?

[Exarian]

@darkcylander

The Nostalgia Critic is a very popular web personality who made a video that featured commentary on this commercial.

[darkcylander]

@darkcylander um, ok? I don't really see the point of the "thumbs up if you paused" comment but, whatever.

[SlyTF1]

@Exarian I did!

[Exarian]

mother of god.... that is... actually all things considered more violent than most video games out there. it's just so over the top it goes form being disturbing to funny... then right back around to disturbing.

I mean, when was the last time you saw any character get ground to a pulp between gears in a game?

[bluenowait]

Just add a gallon of fake blood, and you have Superjail! the board game.

[CanadianRanger17]

In the words of the Nostalgia Critic's Return of the Nostalgic Commercials: Jesus!!

[MKtagteamer]

I had this when I was a kid, and never once did I feel as though I was happily committing grape genocide.

[danbernitt]

Today I saw a man that reminded me of the purple grape.

[ballsopt]

Board games from the Reich

[critterfreek82]

The perfect game for budding serial killers!

[thecyg12]

I never played that game, I just killed the grape guys in those traps. Also, a while ago I found the green base to the game and wondered what the hell it was...now I remember!

[Axwiss]

my and my friend both lost their copies. who wants to gimmie theirs?

[mouse264]

Scary, but looks fun.

[deluxeishmael]

the under layer should be red and ta daaaaaaaa

[KoraggRules]

i love that game

[beng1603]

Could you imagine how annoying it would be to near end, but then have to go all the way back to the start?!

[YeyJordan]

I had this as a kid, and the fatal contraptions never worked right. Most of them depended on a rubber band setup :/ Instead, I got my kicks by smashing the grapes myself.

[voltfan72]

haha jigsaw gave them that game

[holi117]

you cannot find this game anywhere now! i remembered it today and half an hour of ebay, amazon and google will not show me any worthy results! :(

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

The grapes don't scream bloody murder when flattened. They just let out a little wine.

[milkygoodness]

@NinjaGhostScorpion You just made my day :)

[IAMTHEDECIEVER]

That game was awesome

[esoretal]

This is the most violent board game I've ever seen. Still, to this day. Lol *squish*

[GrandCelestial]

Wow, this is the most violent board game I have ever seen. All that needs is blood and we got ourselves a more epic board game.

[olisaoli]

Grapes can't escape the rape... It's up for debate:)

[whybanme]

I had this fucking game and I never actually played that shit. Fuck that, let's make some goddamn playdough grapes and smash the shit out of them.

[neddx]

I didn't actually watch this video...it's actually still encoded into my mind...and it's scarring me emotionally. I really just wanted to get everyone's reaction.

[MeEpMiNk]

this game was advertise SO freaking much!!! still looks fun

[hattersuffa]

I want this!

[EZR09]

I used to have this game when i was little.

[TheRogy577]

help grape escape or raped

[carmelprettyboi]

I had this n never figured out how 2 work it...Bt I was sooo excited wen I got it!

[SpisadKoTunga]

Lol i played this game! it was awsome!

[DuHast1996]

I still play this game.

[JDTVEXTREMEVIDEOS]

hmm and people wondered how i got so screwed up in the head............i wonder how

[AutisticPersona]

I think I still have this game.

[Meeshee57]

This game was DOPE! I had this...now, looking at it makes me think of how sopme people in my generation got messed up...these games encouraged kids to be senseless mutators. MY GOSH; just look at the merciless traps!

[LucciCP9]

Jesus, that board is like a grape Auschwitz.

[civicgrl88]

Omg I miss this game so much! I wish I still had it. I would totally play this over monopoly

[Kronin90]

grape escape the movie

[MrGlobotech]

The inspiration for Klay Word and Robot chicken.

[Scone54]

this makes me hungry

[DJR492]

i still got this in my attic

[kirbykrisis18]

Ok, that was the freakiest thing you've ever seen.

[Kristoph109]

Oh my god my favorite childhood game!

I'm so going to try find this!

[Lizzilolaphobia]

This is why kids are so homocidal.

[magafi1984]

This game was called in spanish "Fuga de uvas" it was cool playing it back then!! I still remember the spanish song "fuga de uvas, pura diversion..." Hello grape, i wanna play a game fits better nowdays.

[SpamLizzo]

gruesome...

[LeviatanMxx]

omg... i wanted this game so much

[Mk97709]

Does anyone know if this game is still available?

[GangsterJoe101]

If you don't want grapes going through there, put on a Billy Jigsaw mask, make your arch enemy and play saw with your enemies.

[kaas298]

o.o

just

o.o

[ICODE72]

wtf play do hell much ?

[HOCKEYDEFENSE1]

That's...violent.

lol

[Mk97709]

Did you know that this commercial's jingle goes to the tune of "Funiculi, Funicula"? Look up "Grape Escape" on Wikipedia and you'll see what I mean.

[JDTVEXTREMEVIDEOS]

0:26 kids like wtf? i used to play this game back in the early days. couldnt get the damn scissors to work properly, i never beat this game, my character got annihilated

[SodaAdiction]

most violent board game ever

[motivatedsoda]

forget video games, jack thompson should be all over this shit :)