Monta Ellis' Pre-Game Ritual

[bosshog7169]

Just drink some milk you fragile fool

[MrTriforcekid]

@bosshog7169 he can't becuz if u drink milk and then go play something like soccer or basketball u throw up so do u really want monta to throw up during a game? lol

[phanhieu2602]

it looks alot like the film Wanted =)

[LLaakkeerrss24]

i just wonder y he is not an allstar yet...

[IplayXBllol]

@LLaakkeerrss24 Fan voting, that's why.

Give him a few more years and if the All Stars were picked off stats, he would be in there, maybe not as a starter but he would be there.

[starstatus329]

x's and o's playing in the background...

[TheEverythingKing85]

I HAVE THAT THING ITS HOT WAX IT FEELS GOOD :D

[teddymelchionda123]

he is turning himeslf white!

[drcale009]

@teddymelchionda123 its go damn wax

[FreshTilDeath3]

monta ellis = most underated player in the NBA

[iN31L]

@FreshTilDeath3 He's not underrated. He can't play D, and hasn't won any games for his team. He'd be underrated if he was on a winning team and actually helped out his team, but since he has had a losing record with his team since the start, you can't call him underrated. Any player on a losing team shouldn't be called underrated. He's clearly not doing anything for his team. Just like how Love won his team 17 games last year. The TWolves could've done that without him. They're stat stuffers.

[DrifterZDK]

whats that?

pls someone tell me.

[TheMiamiHeatFan05]

If you let it dry and then take the wax off, won't that make your hands dryer, in a way? Making for better grip on the ball.

[SatyrX09]

I thought he said he tore his ligament in his left finger while having sex

[lazyaleks2]

Pre-Masturbation ritual?

[PathOfDistrAction]

kobes ritual is raping someone at a hotel

[LiqCharles]

@PathOfDistrAction i dont think your mom can afford a hotel

[PathOfDistrAction]

@LiqCharles boooooooo mom jokes? lmao i give you credit thought at least you tried

[LiqCharles]

@PathOfDistrAction funnier than a joke that used 4 years ago

[RejectFan101]

stfu this video is about monta... hes alot better than almost every player in the nba. its all damn polotics and corruption, stupid david stern shudda made him an all star

[1491203np]

I need one gun and 4 bullets

[ChlIsAwesome]

I did this when I was in 2nd Grade and spent 10 minutes beside an air-conditioner.LOL

[suckafish80]

@Kingjulez1201 Ah ok thanks.

[derrickrose47]

what is that???

[geraldkho]

I like Ray Allen's rituals. Eating chicken and rice, and shaving his head.

[HectoxMan]

nice

[Surmeolle]

its paraffin wax threatment

[JL0vely]

this aint nothing special. my nail lady does this to my hand when she does my weekly nail appt. the wax peels right off and ur hands feel smooth as hell!

[suckafish80]

Is this an April Fool's joke? Uploaded on the first. of April..

[runescapemodule]

im the 44,444 viewier

[seanag11]

@ohmygo that can't be healthy!

[MisHtaHRaBiiD]

SPELLING FAIL in title.

[pwnzered]

@MisHtaHRaBiiD Where's the error?

[GSWalltheway]

@MisHtaHRaBiiD where?

[soulsociety19]

wow ..

[greitalia9569]

Press 2 repeatedly and it sounds like some crazy remix and looks pretty funny!

Also press 3 and 8 back and forth quickly and it almost sounds like he's saying "a dick"

[v0odoochild001]

Kobe: "Raping bitches"

Ron Artest: "Punching bitches"

J.R. Smith/Kenyon Martin: "Stabbing bitches"

Glen Davis: "Eating bitches"

LeBron: "Crying with bitches"

Gilbert Arenas: "Shooting bitches"

Delonte West: "LeBron's Mom"

Haha I'm kidding.

[murphy3162]

@v0odoochild001 I love this comment mostly because every person that remembers that Kobe is a rapist makes me smile so much.

[FreeTheGhetto]

@v0odoochild001

Nailed it.

[itzglynnsmokintrees]

News flash, KOBE BRYANT ISN'T THE ONLY GREAT PLAYER IN THE NBA. GET OFF HIS NUTS!

[drcale009]

@itzglynnsmokintrees stfu its lebron

[YTTAPH]

@drcale009

you can't read.

[ohmygo]

i dipped my balls in that thing before sex presex ritual

[celticsrule94]

Press 5, then 8 really fast. He says "I'm a Bitch."

[jazzrockzz]

@celticsrule94 He says I'm bex.

[HardPanWaffle]

April 1st + Youtube = lol u fell for it 8D

[ToneMac707]

is dat cum?????

[1Plus1EqualsThree]

He learned this from the movie Wanted. lol

[NotoriousB3]

Press 8 over and over.... thats exactly what my girlfriend does

[omemyhomie]

@NotoriousB3 keep pressing 7 that what i do to my girls pussy

[benjaminhanbin]

i was expecting something to do with pissing on his hands.

[clydecromey]

Seriously kids...dont put your hands in hot wax

[clydecromey]

if you press 9 ....and then 8 over and over ( 9...8...9..8..) he says, "it became a habit, bitch!"

[aHeavyWeight]

FUCK CENA, GO MIZ!

[Pureblasta]

lol ron artest pre game ritual is beating the crowd =P

[lollYpoppY234]

if you press number 2 again and again it sounds like your scratching the turntables

[FunnySkatersPuga]

Press 6 over again :D

[IliketoGHOSS]

If you press 5 and then 8 he says "im magic bitch"

[slums77]

press 9 over and over again

STROKE!

[Ulfification]

"waxyyyyy"

[joellai123456]

he deserves to be an all star player

[zuorkisdbzcat]

lebron travelled

[DawgFL]

@zuorkisdbzcat grow up

[Morphiman]

0:21 right hand

0:23 left hand

strange cut...

[joaska14]

what's that?!? hot milk ???? why his hands after, are white??

[csds92]

@joaska14 molten wax~

[joaska14]

@csds92 now understand it... waxyyy!!

[jaredleiferman]

@joaska14 its wax

[joaska14]

@jaredleiferman ahhh ok!! thanks

[RandomKid9000]

lebron goes to kfc before every game.

[mikelikesystem]

if he isnt wearing gloves then he must have got 2 white hand transplants

[funnyballa12]

@mikelikesystem its wax u dumbass lmao

[enticerclown]

its wax

[malfunctionss]

what is that exactky?

[MrRiseagainst1]

so when are we going to hang David stern for not putting Monta in the all star game

[aspenaspen]

So....we got a michael jackson fan in the NBA? ...trying to be white lol

[fraka899]

he need to become white to shot it well

[peterdabest94]

Kobe's pre game ritual is him putting on his 5 rings..that usually helps

[TheNickPritchard]

@peterdabest94 before games, kobe sucks the magical penis of a wizard who grants him basketball powers.

[JaviiNoDispute]

@peterdabest94 but not against Miami.. right? :(

[Locksmith2dmvp]

@peterdabest94 funny but kobe's a fag too so....

[416ina]

@peterdabest94 why the fuck would you say that obviously this is not about kobe

[staphinfection]

@peterdabest94 Yeah, and Bill Russell's is putting on his 11 rings, one on each finger, and one on his dick.

[smalltown650cemetary]

@peterdabest94 stfu bitch kobe putting 5 rings in yo mommas buttH0LE!!! ahaha

[415smallville]

my 4th time watching this idk :P

[don2xify]

He says wax but that's actually jizz.. LOL

[yerok]

@don2xify One of the funniest comments I've ever seen on youtube

[WeeSnort]

th song in th background?

[iamnick2k3]

@WeeSnort i think a new song off lloyd banks album called "I dont deserve you"-- I could be wrong

[galdo13]

@WeeSnort its called X's and O's by Jeremih. pretty good song too. and you're welcome. :)

[WeeSnort]

@galdo13  thanks (:

[xJaYk1llax]

yao ming needs to use this for his feet ^__^

[GuppiesGurl]

Ive done that at school, it feels so good. I deff recommend it.

[espin0zat0ny]

press alt+f4 together hilarious

[Darkscott626]

@espin0zat0ny Yeah, close down your internet screen... Not funny.

[ICanCountToTen1]

@espin0zat0ny People have known that shit since the 90's you dumb fuck.

[BongoBong7777]

so notice at 0:14 he is soaking his left hand, then right after its back to his right hand. Then at 0:23 it cuts back to his left hand

[antoniogarcia16]

illuminati.

[cribs78]

I wish we could get him here in Memphis... he already has a huge house here

[tahmid4777]

Derrick Rose has some Asians genes in him... he kind of looks loke hines ward

[tomba92]

justin bieber in the background like a boss

[auzhaspowers]

No lie, I've done this before. Shit feels so good. It is relaxing.

[krazywu]

if this worked we'd be going to the playoffs....damn it next year bay area

[YoshiPlatinum]

It looks like he took apart a toaster to make that thing. lol.

[tqsuited]

losers arguing over random shit, which team is better, who is a better player, shut the FUCK up and do something better with ur time...

[joshbrownie911]

those are some big ass hands

[ACon3834]

april fools, 

[tjisgone]

FINALLY SUMIN BOUT MONTA THANK GOD!!

[eafanboyssuck]

@JRithumTUBE What the hell? fail.

[fresh3456]

Monta got robbed this season. He should have made the all-star team...not that punk Blake Griffin

[THEMA1LMAN]

@fresh3456 fersher

[dontbehatin45]

@fresh3456 lol why is he a punk cause he dunks on people? you mad

[fresh3456]

@dontbehatin45 Because he's a rookie. Michael Jordan didn't make the all-star team in his rookie year why should Blake? What has he done to earn it? His team has an awful record and he has no fundamental basketball skills, he is just using his raw talent which is going to run out soon. Only idiots think Blake should have made the all-star team because he has some amazing highlight.."OMG Blake dunked on some guy...he's an all-star".

Monta or Lamarcus Alrdrige should have made the team over Blake

[SSCUltimateAero77]

@fresh3456 gotta agree with you man.....blake didn't deserve the all-star position...monta or aldridge deserved it WAY MORE than blake......blake can't even help clippers win games

[aguafiesta69]

@fresh3456 youre retarded. if you didn't know he was a rookie and looked at a stat sheet, his numbers put him in the top 5 best PF in the league right now. But haters are always going to hate so there is no point in trying to change your blinded mind

[fresh3456]

@aguafiesta69 So statistics are all that matter? Not the fact that the Clippers are SHIT. At least Golden State and Portland are respectable teams that require some effort to beat.

Look at the numbers Monta and Aldrige put up this season, and look at Blake, they are very similar. But Blake is on the all-star team because he gets more exposure because he's on the highlights every night. It's sad to be an NBA fan when people care more about highlights than actual talent

[dontbehatin45]

@fresh3456 i asked why u think hes a "punk" not why he shouldnt have made the all star game

[SimplyUnDeadCookie]

Dwight Howard goes to his "Throne" and lets all the bad stuff fall out

[NickB33]

Wax ya haaaands

[henrychannn]

i though he was going to put his hand in the toaster or eat a toast or something haha

[worthlessburger7]

Monta Ellis is a fuckin goon. All-Star snub & the most under rated player in the league. He dont get credit, you never hear people talk about him

[SneakyJonas]

@worthlessburger7 his team is shit, you never hear bout deron williams nomore. 

[fresh3456]

@worthlessburger7 100% Monta is amazing, he is better than most players on this years all-star team

[WarSn1per]

@fresh3456 He definitely should've been there instead of Deron Williams.

[SuperBinder1]

@WarSn1per ya i agree he is a great guard but ellis plays shooting guard not point. he plays both but he is more a natural at shooting guard

[worthlessburger7]

@fresh3456 Right. He's an amazing guard & player, he's averaging 24 points a game for GS, who aren't very good. I wanna see them in the playoffs. I bet Monta would grind.

[thisisgame]

at first i thought he was deep frying his hands lmao

[biologyprodigy]

It's a parafilm warmer.

[mr305lars]

lebron uses bosh's bottled tears in the same warming machine

[cncboy10]

wax on wax off!!! time to bust ass!!!

[LilBro925]

wow... thats why hes so good a 3 pointers this year

[Kayer3]

my pre-game ritual was to take a dump and eat a coffee crisp ... made me play like a god

[GoldenFlame75]

So if he tried sticking his hand in freezer, will he shoot 0-15?

[therealmarkowen]

i did this at the wax museum with a tub, not a toaster.

[BeAnBeAn22]

Wax just makes it feel so good especially after you peel it off. you feel more loose

[skater5045]

he stole that from wanted!

[cnl1213]

what is that machine that holds the tub of wax?

[Quickgold1]

@cnl1213 I'm going to say it's a wax warmer

[Coolblasterxyz]

fucktards hes wearing white latex gloves

[byaaa619]

@Coolblasterxyz no hes not

[drewlopez93]

@Coolblasterxyz well your the fucktard cause you can see his not wearing any gloves before he puts his hand in the wax ... fucking retarted fuckwit

[EujinhoTV]

@Coolblasterxyz watch his left hand fuck-head, there was nothing on when he puts his hand in and when he took it out it was waxed dur dur

[oddfigure]

he's doing some Krispy Kreme doughnut shit right there.

[MrRicebear666]

april fool or what? oO

[prettyTipsy]

@MrRicebear666 how can it be an april fools joke? hella dumb

[TheLucasArede]

ELE É BRANCO?! HE IS WHITE?!

[EpicBurakFail]

OMG HES WHITE !

[ludwindadougiefan]

condom hands

[SuperBinder1]

@ludwindadougiefan lol i was thinking the same thing! i was like what the heck?!?! then i saw that.

[BrizzyisTheKing]

he wasnt preparing for ames he was preparing to touch Kim Karadashain Ass

[paki123]

LOL LLS THAT JOINT LOOK LIKE JIZZ HAHAHA

[goldcrossnightmare]

I'm surprised he doesn't use chicken grease.

[Jyizzle24]

kobe uses the sun... the phoenix suns... literally

[SOWAVY21]

all ya dudes is wild

[MrPrincePhengie]

ahahahhaa.. comments are funny

[autograph415]

amxyxyyy hjammd?

[WtfItzHuy]

Derrick Rose soaked his hands in Chuck Norris' piss.

[stevel920]

@WtfItzHuy That's a lie because Rose is shooting .439% from the field, you have put to shame Chuck Norrris' urine, He will find you.

[WtfItzHuy]

@stevel920 The Chicago Bulls are not where they are with just a fluke.

[soullessSiIence]

@WtfItzHuy I don't think so. Rose has 42 % shooting which is pretty mediocre, so he soaked something else.

[BlazeHX]

@WtfItzHuy - lol how is your comment the top rated ?

[Yunglebron230]

@WtfItzHuy lolllll

[Daillestpostman]

@WtfItzHuy lmaoooooooooo