Bill Maher on the iPhone

[harmless911]

is that... drew carrey?

[Neosaigo]

Oh puh-lease compare to Japanese phones the iphone is a primitive piece of crap.

[CheeseMclevitz]

@emanresua not that I don't agree, but where the hell did that come from?

[Herohater50]

I only buy new stuff when the old stuff is broken

[mssucks3462]

@Herohater50 then you're one of the few sane ppl left on earth! lol

[beatlespersun]

@mssucks3462 The only way to get your moneys worth is use your things until it can't be used no more. Use your car until the engine throws a rod. Or wear the same sneakers until your foot falls out of the bottoms :P

[superbrownkid21]

why do people care about what or why phones do or don't do anything? i would be willing to bet that 95% of people use a device that has more technology than apollo 11 did to update facebook and check sports scores or play a game about flinging birds around. be grateful that we have the ability to own such a creation in our lifetimes

[Mackeson3]

I have heard that the iphone is great....... until that is you want to make / receive a phone call!

[UncleJayLo]

@Mackeson3 or until you wait a year and the current one becomes obsolete!

[OnixFilms]

OMG DREW CARREY IS IN THERE!!!!!!!!

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

I knew the guy who had the first iPhone in Canada

[TheMarikBathory]

@SmoothCriminalAaron What a coincidence! I know a guy who doesn't care.

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

@TheMarikBathory you are a fag, my comment was totally on topic

[TheMarikBathory]

@SmoothCriminalAaron My sexual preference aside (incredibly mature there, by the way) your comment may have been regarding the same topic, but it was totally irrelevant to the conversation.

Does Knowing the biggest techno-dork in Canada somehow make you anything other than another loser on youtube? I'll give you a hint. No. It doesn't.

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

@TheMarikBathory Don't get smart with me, Bill was talking about how nerds wait in line for a electronic just to be the first (your probably one by the way) and I just remembered a funny thing I would like to share.

[TheMarikBathory]

@SmoothCriminalAaron Oh boy. here goes. There were two grammatical errors in your comment, So it wouldn't take much to "get smart" with you. Secondly, I do not own a single apple product, nor do I have any desire to. Lastly, your comment was neither "funny" nor relevant. It appeared as though you were trying to ride the coattails of your "nerd" friend into the infamy of Canadian iPhone dorkdom.

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

@TheMarikBathory ok WTF is wrong with you, did you just wake up this morning and say: "I want to argue about stupid shit this morning".

If so, go fight with some Tower 7 asshole and leave me alone.

[TheMarikBathory]

@SmoothCriminalAaron Hey now, I merely pointed out that your comment was irrelevant. You then took it upon yourself to argue. So you can cruise on back to your "tower 7" whatever that is, and play with your iCrap.

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

@TheMarikBathory Fuck you, you are a asshole, I still think my comment was relevent

[TheMarikBathory]

@SmoothCriminalAaron Don't get mad. This is an opportunity to learn. So you don't look stupid in the future. Take a look at rockygecko's comment down there. He states a similar experience, backs it up with the reason it is relevant, then states his amusement at the situation. You however, introduced a character... and that's it.

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

@TheMarikBathory learn this: shut up, bye

[Jaboor420]

@SmoothCriminalAaron wow how cool r u? is that the highlight of your life? u freaken geek

[Jaboor420]

@SmoothCriminalAaron wow how cool r u? is that the highlight of your life? u freaken geek

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

@Jaboor420 I just pointed out a funny story related to this video and then this fucking asshole start being critical of me. I though I had that conversation behind me

[Jaboor420]

@SmoothCriminal ye i know i was just kidding, your alright dude iam just messin with u

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

@Jaboor420  ^_^

[maluko2]

The crowd claps as if they didn't also wait in line as a bunch of dipshits...

[rockygecko]

I was in Santa Monica when the ipad came out, and people were in line two days early. The first day they had extras left over...and I had to laugh...

[sreshta1992]

This is just like all the people who got screwed after camping out in the mall for buying the xbox 360. hahaha!!!

[kentucky9000]

Thats funny how true.

[LordKaisen]

haha i wouldn't wait in line to buy the 1st iPhone, but I'd still like one!

[eggiex1]

Let's not forget the lines people made to get a Wii or a PS3 back in 2006 and 2007! I mean WTF!

[Paulwhoisvegan]

@eggiex1 Ha! My mother and I waited outside all night for a GAME BOY! The stupid BLACK and white colorless hand held Game console of the 90s! HA ha ha I don't even know where it is now! Nor do i care!

[stockinettestitch]

@Paulwhoisvegan Live and learn, right? lol

[11bikerboy11]

tell it like it is bill!!! this guy rocks

[farizzal]

I love how Bill Maher chuckles at his own jokes, it makes them 10x funnier for me, idk why.

[ChaseKittens]

Love Bill.

And yeah, iphones are some of the most over-rated devices ever made.

[tjohn1986]

man i hate apple fan boys

[danny4357]

This guy is fucking cheet!!! Fuck you!! What is he thinking in insulting the iPhone gou fuck you'r mother!!

[Xtrem3HedBan6]

Well, most people have the rationale that if it costs more money then it MUST be better. People are too lazy to actually look into things and believe whatever the commercial or salesperson tells them.

[TexasRaTleSnake316]

lol ill admit me and bill dont agree politically for the most part but damn he can still make ya laugh....and yes that does count for something

[featheon]

Why does that bitch have to cut in on the punchline with her nose-blowin'? Did you hear how loud it was? Couldn't you wait one second longer?

[CalcioStar84]

haha this guy is always funny

[separatethread]

It is half nerd gadget, and half jewelry. Apple has always discarded functionality for form, and before you tell me about the quadrillion apps in the Apple Store, bear in mind the multitudes of user created apps for Android.

The better platform is the one that can operate out from under the thumb of a corporate dictatorship.

[doston1]

@separatethread Android is going to dominate. I know a cell phone company that's going to start forcing all the shitty handset makers like Samsung and Motorola to use it on their handsets or they won't carry it. They cause too many calls into service for problems and cost $. The iPhone AT&T thing is getting ugly. AT&T is starting to blame the iPhone as being buggy that causes the problems and that other 3G devices are fine. I dunno...that phone is so crammed in, it could have a lame antenna

[tks4life]

Actually a large portion of the Apps for Iphone are user created as well while yes many are bullshit almost ever single Android app is bullshit i cant say my brother had a single app that was good besides facebook...

[Simon95able]

Stupid ass the iPhone is not a nerd gadget it's ausome the new 3gs is only 199 and the iPhone bill NOT expensive a guy in Carolina got 400! Pages of a bill :| only 117 dollars !

[JourneyRocks247]

That wasn't a confirmation of what he was saying or anything (rolls eyes). Anyone who has "only 117 dollars!" to spend on a phone of any kind is either rich, stupid, or both.

[m1kenas]

stupid, rich or still an adoolescent who still does't hve the responsibility t know what is important in life.

[JourneyRocks247]

Amen.

[LowJackKoJack]

DREW CARRY WAS ON PANNELL!!!??

[BriskSuperbeef]

How bout them Iphones?

[TheBlackmagic123ism]

is the ipone bill exspensive

[MarionetteSaviour]

not Including text messaging, it ranges from 69.99 to 129.99 per month.

Text Messaging plans IIRC cost between 5 and 20 bucks a month.

So if you talk a lot on the phone, you could wind up spending 150 bucks a month on your cellphone.

[WKaliberr]

only morons stood in lines for Ipods

[shackelfrdace69]

look at your username. you're a faggot.

[regelemihai]

I'm religious and many of my friends are yet we are not intolerant of others or their views.

Conversly,do think it's a tolerant approach to label me and others, categorize us, and call us a plague? Is that tolerance?

[rns13]

well, the thing is that people like you who are religious and tolerant are often drowned out by the religious intolerant people and what ends up happening is that the extremes on both ends shout over the people in the middle.

also, i wouldn't get offended by bill maher, i listen to him and enjoy his show, but honestly, his opinion doesn't matter. i would take what he says with a grain of salt. he is after all an entertainer and he is preaching to his viewer base like the rest do.

[regelemihai]

Well, that precisely why his opinion DOES matter :-P

His viewer base is incomprehensibly big, and those who do not watch his show are sympathetic to his views.

But it's normal in a way. People are entitled to their opinions.

And as for your first comment, I agree entirely. That's how I feel with regard to not only religion but everything else in life.

The middle of the road voice is shuned in favor of the much more enticing extreme.

[rns13]

People use Bill Maher to validate their own opinion, they don't say Bill told me to think this.

Even if they do parrot his opinion, they still have to agree with it first. That is what i mean by preaching to the choir, he isn't out to make converts, he is just a red meat speaker.

So yes, you have every right to (and please do) say, "I am not like this, you don't represent me." Also, really honest debate on these forums is really rare. usually it is just idiots flaming each other.

[regelemihai]

Precisely. Sometimes it's stressing me out to no tomorrow, but I gotta do what I gotta do.

I hope that not TOO many people adhere to Maher's ideaology. He's way too close minded which is not how I pictured him initially.

[aguteempasil]

@emanresua Amen!

[PenguinCinema]

@emanresua The fuck does that have to do with iPhones?

[joeratti]

@emanresua so is atheism

[entersandman0]

@joeratti if the logic is that intolerance for intolerance is still intolerance, then a lot of things wouldn't make sense.

[joeratti]

@entersandman0 its nice to live in lala land

[entersandman0]

@joeratti of course it is. why do you think religion still exists?

[joeratti]

@entersandman0 same reason anything else exist, so people have a reason to point a finger at anything but themselves

[entersandman0]

@joeratti precisely. it's nice to have someone to blame, and someone to thank for watching your back, no?

[PCFreak1123]

@joeratti What an argument....

[LiBlub1]

@joeratti Well no.

[jagggsss]

@emanresua thank you

[soterios11]

@emanresua whats that have to do with the video?

[neoarcadezr]

how come?

[ViperWK]

Its true..

[talon115]

So true!

[3rdPR]

get back to the god damned topic

[plowingzero]

yo mojo of coarse CHILDREN adopt their parents religion, thats how it spreads in the first place. CHILDREN can't muster an intellegent enough agrument against a complicted idea as god or the meaning of life when the 5. Exspecally when their told if the don't beleive in him their going to a place of torment and suffering if they don't do as their told. So my suggestion is think it through again and see it for what it is and has always been MIND CONTROL.

Peace and love

[truevoyuer]

EXACTLY!!! But most intelligent strong minded people when they get older can see past this brainwashing. You should see that religion is nothing more than a fairytale like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny; Which happen to intertwined with religious holidays....imagine that.

[Mojoman360]

You inherent your parents ethnicity, not their religion. You may decide to adopt their religion, but you are not automatically apart of it no matter what they do.

Bill Maher was raised Catholic, but once he was allowed to get out of it, he got out of it.

[scir91]

in the 90s and earlier, you updated technology like every 5 years or so. now, it seems like every year or two, there is new technology and old technology either becomes slow or incompatible. what is going on>???

[123PWNT]

Hell yeah!

This guy is awesome!

[Sidnelsom]

i have a fake iphone

[bbbb666888888845]

Anyone else tired of the mindless souless people who have nothing better to do than talk about their iPods and phones? There is an overabundance at my school.

[blamu2]

im with u on that

[SwayingDaisies]

Yeah... I've now had to convert to iPod, however... Though... I won it free in a competition, so thats probably why...

If it dies though, I WILL buy a new one. Not because I like it but because it slots into my stereo... damn it.

iPhones are a flat out waste of cash, though.

Gladly I don't have to go to school so I talk to people that I want to... people with something real to say. :)

[chucufarley]

Actually Yes, everyone who has an iphone IS a loser. But not to worry your incessantly co-dependant texting/twittiering friends still think you're cool, or should I say KEWL!!

Party on Wayne!!

[irtimed]

Party on Garth.

[BombersNemesis]

Ha! The joke is on you Bill Maher! My imaginary girlfriend loves my iPhone! haha

[WKaliberr]

fuck Apple

bunch of cunts

[elrichc]

Bill Mahr is a piece of shit!!! As a liberal, it makes me sick that he is one of the faces of liberalism in the country. He is everything that conservatives accuse liberals of being: arrogant, smug and elitist!.

[Pelonetillo]

liberals are superior, so its only fitting that they be arrogant.

[PocketHercules99]

what if hes a jew

[Pelonetillo]

hey, watch your fucking mouth, mother fucker.

[Pelonetillo]

or ill bust a sloppy nut in it, you fucking whore. you dont need lip from anyone, with that foaming gash of a cunt youve got between your perpetually inviting, impossibly spread legs. as soon as you read my comment your vagina started drooling in anticipation. what a piece of work you are. get the fuck outta here, you pervert. we ain't gon' tolerate yer kind 'round herr! now git!

[GayForJC]

HOORAY GO JEWS!!

[thepasword]

he is part jewish!

[HoIyProphetJoseph]

Which part?

[bsport48]

his mom....which technically makes him completely jewish

[eurisko67]

Judaism is a religion, not a type of hominid. "Technically" he is an Agnostic Caucasian, who was raised in the Catholic faith. Nor does he claim to be a descendant of Jacob, which makes him completely non-Jewish.

[bsport48]

...no, bill maher's mom was jewish...which makes him a jew, according to traditional jewish law...judaism is a religion and jews are hominids...he was raised in the catholic faith, but according to traditional/orthodox jewish law...he's a jew...watch religulous

[eurisko67]

I did watch religulous, and nowhere in it does Maher claim to be a Jew or part Jewish. And Bill does not recognize "Jewish Law" therefore your argument is invalid.

He may be "part Jew" to you, but isn't to anyone else on this planet. You can keep dreaming though. Be happy in your delusion.

[Nate2203]

Actually, Judaism is a religion, Jew is a term for the follower of that religion OR someone of Hebrew decent, because Judaism is that peoples religion. Nobody calls them Hebrews anymore.

[eurisko67]

"Actually, Judaism is a religion"

Isn't that what I just said? And if you actually want to be technical, a non-religious Jew is called an Israelite, not a Hebrew.

[Nate2203]

Yeah, but you also said that Jews were only referring to people who practiced Judaism. And no, they are not called Israelites, that is the old term for people who lived in israel, you know, Israelis. That doesn't refer to ethnicity.

[eurisko67]

Guess you haven't read a dictionary recently. And what I originally said was to be called a Jew, you must believe in Judaism. Jews are no more an "ethnicity" than gays, bikers, shiners, or any other group that shares a unique culture of their own. Without religion, there is no Jew.

[Nate2203]

um, maybe, but then hitler got it wrong when he said that he was killing jews. He must've meant Israelites :-)

[eurisko67]

I guess he must have, because guess where the Americans stuck all the surviving Jews after WWII?

[Nate2203]

You mean "Jews", because hitler went after people based on what they looked like(brown hair, brown eyes, big nose, head/jaw shape) and that has nothing to do with religion.

[eurisko67]

I mean after WWII, the American's, with the help of some others, created the state of Israel and relocated the surviving Jewish population there.

And Hitler killed anyone who didn't fit with his image of a perfect Aryan. This included looks, religion, sexual orientation, the weak and frail, mentally disabled, the poor, etc etc.

The scope of his insanity included more than you know.

[Nate2203]

I was talking about the "Jews" specifically. I knew about all the eugenics Hitler was having done.

[devilsen64]

new york?

[EvoLar]

I can imagine what kind of "liberal" you are:

-Votes yes for every war

-Supports tax cuts for earnings brackets you will never be in

-Drives a huge SUV

-Bitches about welfare (even though its like 1% of the budget)

-Wants more spending for education...in the form of vouchers

[mynameisnicholas]

He is libertarian.

[Tommyr]

He's 100% correct!  As always.

And I love Apple products.

[ProudAtheist90]

i have a cheap samsung cell phone..because i dont need the best...some of u people need to get out of your moms basement and get a life really...im not trying to be mean..just telling it like i see it

[bigdaddyxxv]

so everyone who has an iphone is a lifeless loser?

[ProudAtheist90]

did u not see the part where i said "some of u people"?

[ftwsmp]

Apple Computers are fine, not too much wrong with them. It's just all the other add ons and shit that they try to sell you that's a pain in the arse.

But Microsoft is the same, there's no escape.

[britishgreenworm]

Nothing wrong? Majority of apple products are outdated hardware wrapped around fancy plastic or aluminum in which they charge way too much for. Computer savvy people are annoyed by this in my opinion, or at least I am. Microsoft does overcharge for their software most of the time, but thats all it is, it's just software.

[lowdmouse2010]

What computer savvy people are you talking to?

[JacobZorio]

My biggest gripe isn't that they have inferior hardware or that they're outdated... most Apple machines can be configured with high end parts just like PC machines. I take issue with the prices they charge, their marketing practices, and their deliberate production of products that are not customer servicable. Granted, there are plenty of people that are willing to put up with that - I'm just not one of them.

[iWigY]

Lol, listen to the Nerds here..."Apple sucks", "Iphone sucks" "mimimimimimi" xD

Stop Whining and get a Life..ffs. xD

[nortac9455]

apple tried to say its second iphone was half price when they didn't tell you they bumped the monthly bill up ten bucks...making it cost MORE than the original. haha apple fanboys are suckers.

[UrPostOfficeBuddy]

nerd what?

[DarthKrattus]

Apple sucks! You tell 'em, Bill!

[Roew]

lol i don't know why people are so googly eyed about this "iwhatever" crap. the technology included in these things have already been developed and sold before, I see nothing special about this shit at all.

[yomama5567]

love this

[BloodLustWulf]

LMAO! As always, I couldn't of put it better myself. I think the iPhone is usless anyways. Who the hell needs all those apps on a freaking PHONE?!

[GregIsLegend]

No one needs it, but I sure as hell love it.

[dishwithtrish]

hilarious !!  but sorry hun, the 'i' anything rocks !

[skrason]

So funny. But I have to admit, I bought mine the week it came out. I was quite angry about such a drastic price cut only 2 months after its release. I felt like I beta tested Apple's product for free, totally taken advantage of.I even wrote a letter (not angry, just disappointed )to Steve Jobs about it. A week later I get a $100 gift card from Apple, apologizing for the error in judgement.

That, is why Apple rocks. Think Dell would've done that? Gateway? Microsloth? Nope.

[vaioati]

lol

[Draeka]

The iPhone is garbage. Anyone with half a brain knew it was garbage before it even came out.

[F4R207]

first bit funny, later bit just reused ol' laughs, it's old allready move on with the jokes, and stop insulting geeky women with the idea that they don't excist too.

[DynamoStriker19]

haha...ok...

[endoftheline76]

ahahahaa thats funny and to top it off the new one is twice as fast for less dough, DOH!

[freedomfighter2233]

hahahaha

[plutoplatters]

good.glad you didn't ! i really don't watch tv or him that much.. things i've seen or heard of him... tended to be accurate.. the few i've heard...

[plutoplatters]

you are a 17 year old.you've bought the iphone advertising as they intended.its a powerful thing.

[uchihaiclan]

no hes right the i sell the damn thing and i know its a POS lol

[SuspectOfMurder]

The iPhone summed up.

[Umuliuz]

Well...how to say this in a nice way...some people just get it...some obviously dont.

[Darusdei]

so this iphone is going to competete with nokia? no camera, cannot recive pics and the price is 400-500e yeah, dead and burried

[Dandaman95]

iPhone can't receive pics/no camera / 500 e or Nokia?

iPhone is $199 or Euro 199 or $299 for 16GB

2.0 megapixel camera ,e etc.

[axiomizer]

+1 to that

[xxxaabbccxxx]

HAHA WELL SAID. I've NO IDEA why ppl would QUEUE and set up CAMPS to BUY something, which is NOT a rarity, nor REMOTELY cheap.

[PurushaDesa]

Well said Maher.

Yes I'm the sad geek he's making fun of - but not to the extent where I'm paying a huge premium and standing catching the cold all night just so I can say I'm first person to have something with a fucking apple on the front.

Judge a gizmo on its merits. Not on the myth that gadgets increase the chance of popping it.

[Intiminator99]

I so agree with bill! haha

[xlahoorah4]

hahah i love bill maher so much

his show needs to come back asappppp

[gpower07]

fuck the iphone

[allenchampagne]

Yes! I don't know about the rest of you, but I use a phone to make phone calls.

[theTavis01]

I thought they didn't have ads on HBO...especially not during the shows!

[Kujien]

LOL i got an Iphone :) bought it year and a half later so I guess that makes it ok? lol

[zpanther]

Considering that it hasn't even been out for a year and a half, yes, that's ok.

[Kujien]

Lol oh it hasn't? hmm... that just shows how nerdy I am lol. Well I am just not with phones lol