Dexter's First Kill

[MJfan4ever123456]

I believe this was screen-recorded with a potato.

[Mickybo92]

@MJfan4ever123456 did you come up with that hilarious joke on the videos quality yourself?

[xickin]

Mr.Tinker won't be coming out to play today

[buzzy0016]

Michael looks like a retard with long hair lol.

[Emberfrost7]

you know, i really want to know just how NOBODY ever catches him putting saran wrap all over the place. That stuff is LOUD.

[265ZENMASTER]

@Emberfrost7 they could assume it's for a project or to redecorate the house or something, saran wrap is not only used for killing

[buzzmaster3D]

wow that is one hell of an awful wig

[smileyfacedretard]

wasnt his first kill. his first was an exmarine who got away with murder, his dad was upset that he walked so dexter killed him

[265ZENMASTER]

@smileyfacedretard are you talking about the one that harry witnessed which lead to his suicide which is shown in season 2? that happened a year later, didn't you hear the end? "with the nurse gone harry lived another year before hardening artery squeezed the last bit of life out of him" basically the nurse was killing him dexter saved him, a year later harry witnessed dexter's killing which is why he killed himself

[utiueo]

it's really weird seeing michael c. hall in a teenage boy's wig i mean idk looks weird

[candyapplecarnage]

You know..this makes me wonder..out of all the nurses in our country...any one of them could be like this nurse....!

[Tusc9969]

ha, didn't the actress playing the nurse worked w/ the actor playing Harry on 48 hours?

[Danilomurillo1]

Dexter: What do you mean stop her?

Harrison: I mean kill her and others who are serial killers and actually deserve to die while satisfying your craving and the craving of million of fans who follow the show because you are controversially good, that is what I mean by 'stop her' Dexter.

[dextermorganacre]

my sister is just like her...could you believe me?....for god´s sake sameone can hep me?

[gunfighter964]

he had a pretty good hip throw in there

[taylor98644]

Actually this is his second kill

[kptnemo88]

240p we meet again ;]

[babewire]

Just looking thru your photo album...hope you don't mind.

[hansdaft]

Mr tinker where you !?

-MR tinker: in your ass

[PtitJul]

FIRST BLOOD !

[Ionecis]

@PtitJul haha xD

[Corechase]

lol dexter looked possessed when he emerged with the needle

[villesangel666]

Dexter is such a cutie with that longish hair.

[GuyMcpersonLol]

dexter's kills are kinda like masturbation..the first one is always hard, dramatic, and overly messy. Over the years, you perfect the art and soon, you can effectively keep it away from everyone else.

[MichaelMartinNYC]

Nice scene but "meanwhile" doesn't mean "later".

[TheRadioman1976]

LT. Tasha YAR! You've aged since the Enterprise. Sorry you had to be done in by the Dexter.

[tjk259]

LMAO! @ 2:40

[KabukiJava]

lol why does he look so cute in this to me XD <3 him and Harry

[s4msam]

lmao seeing Dexter with that haircut running towards that bitch is one the funniest thing I've seen

[Ancavge]

she shouldn't of left the kitchen.

[VincentV13]

Hard to believe that Dexter's father was once Ajax

[Coridimus]

@VincentV13 ...let us not forget Raiden.  ;)

[rohan1234524]

she deserved it..........

[KittyTheInsaneManiac]

I was more worried about the cat then anything else

[Purplecatsoup30]

I've never watched this show, just clips on YT. So, does Dexter begin because his dad tells him to kill bad guys, or what?

[purpleroni]

@Purplecatsoup30 when dexter was 3 he witnessed his mother being hacked up with a chainsaw, that made a darkness in him, which urges him to kill, his father harry teaches him a code where he only kills criminals. hope that helps :D

[pseudodeduction]

His father showed him the power of the Dark Side! The Mark Hamill wig was both dorky, /and/ fitting!

[Cebaszojic]

@pseudodeduction my thoughts exactly! it had to be a star wars homage :D



[Danilomurillo1]

Cat purring on the chair: "Shit I don't care. I know she was gonna inject me eventually, that bitch".

[kaashaas]

i love how dex has the stupid haircut but yet again he sais ''scream and lose a tongue'' like a BOSS.

[Riwillion]

I dont find her so bad. Killing people who live in really bad pain may be either good or wrong, depending on their will to live or die. Killing a person who wants to live, even in pain, is of course wrong though.

[BorgGiXtah]

Denise Crospy?

[RMena64]

a quicky before u kill her ? ;)

[Mbop28]

this must have been before Dexter learned all those martial arts

[AwesomeNightman]

was it after that kill that harry killed himself?

[medcsu]

Damn that Mr.Tinker letting people in.

[KoolThing14]

Mr Tinker is an asshole

[alynG]

He was so sloppy in those early days...

[JSasRays]

mr tinker stinker

[Matrek11]

4:34 the cat is like: "Hurry up and finish this, I want some food..."

[djib661]

Justin bieber hahahahaha

I thought the same

It's always messy at the first time...

[miguelmf]

04:22 Kenny!

[mrfrelancekiller]

see thats why i like dogs, cats don't give a fuck if youre being brutally murdered.

[buzzy0016]

@mrfrelancekiller Lol,made my night,thanks.

[mrfrelancekiller]

@buzzy0016 don't menshin it, lol

[rzz85]

Now it's time to take away your pain.... (Love that line!!!!)

[LevelTheOrange]

4:34 cat is like. finally thath bch is gone.....

[dexterfann]

oooh i likey :)

[BassmasterD]

@MostCamperKills lmao "that's racist."

[MostCamperKills]

@BassmasterD

haha pardon my slow reply but if you saw it by now,there was one where there is a composite sketch similar to Dexter and Masuka chuckles and calls it "Justin Bieber"

[tenteimuitosnomes]

the cat is a robot(tail) 4:33

[thefallofoscar]

What episode is this from?

[chyziej]

When Dexter just jumped out like that and completely startled her, he should've said: ''Surprise motherfucker!''

That would've been great.

[RequiemforDream9]

Wow that cat really enjoyed watching a guilty person die. Guess it watches Dexter.

[malibutaa]

Why you had to go and turn human RAIDEN!? You should have stayed immortal!!! Now look at you, your heart is failing! Enjoying feeling like a human? With a fucked up heart!?

For all who are, wtf are you talking about, Dexter's dad played Raiden in Mortal Kombat 2, the movie.

[ericsimaginaryfriend]

He had such a terrible haircut xD

[RrriiiCkkk]

his first kill was the neighbours dog!

[TheLushLife21]

@RrriiiCkkk If you read the description it says 'first HUMAN kill ever of Dexter' jeez yea

we all know it was a dog that was his first ever kill.

[lancebramsay]

Indeed this is not his first kill

[robonesix]

HEY! This isn't Dexter's first kill!

[marijezwart]

ha the hair is horrible

he's so clumsy, i love it!

[NorthernElumination]

HE'S SO CUTE

[GodendtheDevil]

MR. TINKER STINKER!!!

Seriously, that background music is mad funny hahaha!

[Bladerunner93]

I hope sometime they show when Dexter transitioned from his Hoodie to his Kill-Shirt. Personally, I think it would be funny if the shirt turned out to be a birthday present from Deb.

[YoItsMePalmer]

@Bladerunner93 it will encompass the entire season 6.....they are running out of ideas.

[JrSaFL]

i want that hoodie

[slackerchik]

HIS HAIR IS SOO FLOPPY!!! (sigh)

[killtroy811]

It was messier than I anticipated...Still a special day...lmao!

[namdlefhtes]

That hair is so ridiculous.

[irony88]

He has my knife (notice at 3:40) :) My father gave me that knife, just as his father gave him his. :)

[drigerGANG]

(2nd kill) he killed a pimp frist

[camzylamzy77]

@drigerGANG the pimp was after

[camzylamzy77]

@drigerGANG the pimp was after dexter even says it was his first kill, listen man

[drigerGANG]

@camzylamzy77 oh. i was thinking harry ended up sick after he seen dexter kill

[camzylamzy77]

@drigerGANG in season 2 near the end dexter finds out harry killed himself because he created a "monster" aka dexter - which is after he says dexter killing the pimp.

[12danaila]

4 people are doctors

[sooryansaiyajin95]

LOL! 4:20 ASSASSINS CREED DEXTER!

[XeenWoozy]

lool the cat was purring

[GaloreDefined]

anybody else see the similarities between this scene and the book "misery"?

[GQOfficial]

2:40 "Oh shit"

[idyerg]

Go to my channel and watch dexter video. click on video dat says: Dexter Episode (Barbie Version)

BTW......Thats normal dexter in a wig. i could tell cause of his wrinkles. lol

[cristikira]

dexter's proficiency test - passed

congratulation! you are officially a serial killer

[NaYarB04]

2:34 PWNED

[WoWtube5]

LOL at how the cat just sits there

[JURYJOHMZOMBIE]

LoL Dexter towards the end has a smile like he just got laid

[sebouhsimonian]

she was also on star treck the next generation for a while

[jepsanx]

its so fucked up that a serial killer's cat is called mr tinker!

[IIISWIFTYIII]

@jepsanx HUH?!?....wtf??

[jepsanx]

@IIISWIFTYIII the nurse's cat was called mr tinker!

[Jeppe3xD]

HAHAH! When she first walked in to the plastic wrapped room, and he just showed up and started running towards her, HILARIOUS!

[jmoon219]

Where was Jordan Chase and Lumen during this scene?

[jeenyus720]

Harry is still alive i think

[animuspictor]

wasnt the pimp the first victum?

[SideshowBob44]

@animuspictor Harry lived for a year after this kill and died a few days after seeing Dexter kill the pimp.

[funnyclown1234]

@animuspictor

no he killed the nurse frist that made harry lived 4 another year then when harry saw dexter killing the pimp harry couldn't bare what he created so he killed himself

[WhatTheHellAlban]

he must buy a shit load of selotape.

[Petos17]

@WhatTheHellAlban

i know eh?

[MAGNETICSANDWICHFILM]

@WhatTheHellAlban its not selotape its cling film the stuff you wrap around food.

[achicoria3]

first time always hurt

[murderousbastard83]

Hey! It's the mom from Pet Sematery!

[RadeonX0X]

Wait, what episode is this from?

[jwhoff619]

OKAY... Did anyone else just crack up when he jumped out in the plastic jumpsuit?

I SURE AS SHIT DID!

[beanca4]

lol the begenning

[beanca4]

lol

[soad19152003]

aww, Dexter was a creepy little kid lol

[TheGrownUpAdult]

Dexter's just like "Ew ew ew ew ew" when he's stabbing her haha :D

[TheGrownUpAdult]

Lol Dexter was such a newb xD

[freakgirl713]

Deb looks prettier back when she was younger. She still is.

[BlessedSpirit]

Deb has the body of the 12 year old, which is why she can pull off being a teen i guess.

[FrukSkoFcsae]

this reminded me of clockwork orange for some unknown reason

[Iskatefoundation]

@FrukSkoFcsae great movie.

[TheVgstudio]

@FrukSkoFcsae yea the scene were alex killed that older women in her house

[IAmMissDizzy]

4:34 haha the cat! :P

[ScarletTheDragonfly]

"Things were a little messy at the beginning." xD



[imhungry12345678]

lol i love how young dexter is literally the exact same with slightly longer hair

[naomibarbie21]

the Cat is happy as hell!! Yes fuck that bitch.

[mwps99]

Any vids that show all his kills?

[IAmMissDizzy]

@mwps99

there would be too many :)

[Syczted]

ah.. brings me back. when dexter lost his virginity.

[PravKth]

lol...that first punch!! :D

[KzMOS]

lol love how the nurse died the same way she killed her patients..."Just to take away the pain" style, badass

[dxrules1012]

Mr.Tinker is glad to see that bitch go

[TheVidoox]

dexter's dad lied, he wanted to die so he keep over drugging him self. So dose that mean she was GOOOOD!>

[SuperQwertyuiop123]

@TheVidoox not even close, she killed many others before trying to kill harry

[WhoaThatWasAwesome]

2:40 LMFAO

[floeticdeath]

tom brady is sporting the exact same hairstyle LOL.

[linkboy00000000]

lol thats cats like " HELL YA"

[goldendrago]

2:41 dexter pawnch.

[UltraAnimaniac101]

Yea nurse that right, you walk into your room, see a whole room covered in paper foil, and you decide to walk inside it....real smart

[fetusjuice]

I've just been looking through your photo album. Hope you don't mind. XD Don't know why that was so funny.

[CMTOM]

Dexter is a great inspiration for the young serial killers of today. I learned a lot from him. What a role model!

[chaitealatte100]

@CMTOM Wow, I sincerely hope you are absolutely joking. Comments like that make me wonder of the person, even if it be intended jokingly : S.

[CMTOM]

@chaitealatte100 ;)

[sk8erkid6485]

Ummmmmm why did he kill her?

[kooziejr]

@sk8erkid6485 cause she killed his mother

[MrRandomNumbers]

@sk8erkid6485 she was killing her patients by drugging them

[kenobi317]

@MrRandomNumbers Oh . . . Well that's not so bad. Isn't she just putting them out of their misery like Harry taught Dexter to do with the dear? It didn't seem like her intentions were devious.

[MrRandomNumbers]

@kenobi317 she kills innocent people. of course its devious.

[UltraAnimaniac101]

@kenobi317 She killed them while they still had a chance to recover. Also its still murder regardless

[altairx26]

i just love the fight scene!!

[BlackHAwkdOwn2983]

shows how fucking god damn retarded and useless cats are, lol.

[UlasD1905]

Dexter should haver raped her first :p :p

aha just joking :P

[TinselFairy]

is it just me or does dexter look like jim carey in the number 23 when he has a flashback in this scene

[scarredbanner]

Hahaha.. well, I just love how realistic this is.

[samiam1995]

The cat is just like "Yeah well she was a bitch anyway."

[wreckedem14]

Mr.Tinker Stinker? that bitch deserved to die calling her cat that

[jensbolle]

hmm i might be worng but wasnt dexters first kill the guy is dad was hunting and allways got away. and after hes dad saw Dexter do what he did he came to the hospital and when he became well he killed him self... if im worng please dont shot me (;

[samiam1995]

@jensbolle Didn't you hear him? "The nurse was my first playmate." 2:02

[Porscheman45]

lol is it just me, or does the scene where he's wearing the plastic suit an fighting the nurse, he looks like bruno? lol and doesn't dexter later in life look like nat from 3OH!3?

[EverWinterNights]

LMAO, on Dexter's first kill he had EVERYTHING WRAPPED UP.

[masterbatium]

i love how the cat is purring xD

[kokopellifan1]

Where did you get this? I don't remember season 1 having deleted scenes in the bonus features.

[Tusc9969]

Didn't that nurse work in Pet Semetary?

[Wafflesindustries]

I love it when he goes, "Oh!" Like he spilt a glass of water rather than some lady's artery bursting and spraying him with blood.

[HenseStudioz]

My FAVORITE Kill

[lmaowowe]

That was pretty messy.