Nostalgia Critic - Hook (Part 1)

[MckMick]

You're that cross-dresser.

[TheConsortiumMember]

There's not a god but there is Yahuah :P anyways I think this review was hilarious!

[MrCerebellum2]

How is it Maggie Smith is able to age backwards from the making of this film. Unless....SHE IS AN ACTUAL WITCH!

[Skoomax]

Hook was a good movie :/

[CartoonsRemastered]

I liked Hook...

[Fagottron]

ZUUL little motherfuckers, ZUUUUL!

[SprDrumio64]

@Fagottron . . . wut?

[Alisharocks0129]

How is Hook doing that....? Did he sell his soul to Satan on his way to Earth? Haha loved it

[Alisharocks0129]

I did love it because he came back and it was lovely. I loved the characters, script and so on... Robin Williams was awesome in this film i have to say! I love the Peter pan movies. But also this movie is confusing and slightly annoying because Tink and Peter yknow... kiss ... and how comes Tink looks older which doesnt make sense.. How did she grow up?? Oooh my head hurts. I related to this movie.

[Fagottron]

4:20 Bwahahah.

[sherlockzorro101]

I don't like Hook because it never stick to the original Peter Pan movie.

[Goltork2]

This movie was BALLS

[disneygirly22]

hahaha this is actually one of my favorite movies, i just like to see him review them

[ajuk1]

Does Maggie Smith ever get older?

[KmorrisonNCC1701]

I'm off to RUIN Disney's Tarzan? Dude, his songs are the only memorable thing of that film! He's pretty much music god!

[SilverShade1008]

@KmorrisonNCC1701 The critic makes the same comment in the Ferngully review, and I have no clue how anyone can not like Phil Collins.

[arodbrooks]

Hook: you're peter?

Peter: yes

Hook: no

SHUT UP!!!

LOL

[bandgeek8986]

For some reason, after multiple viewings of this review, it only just occurred to me that Film Brain was shouting "SYMBOLISM!" Every other time I heard it, I could have sworn he was saying "SHABOOZLE!" I was confused. And now I feel really, really silly.

[souske25]

this is actually my favorite movie of all time. but seriously i wish i could look at this movie through  the eyes of my child self. because it was waaay better.

[Wushu17]

Don't know if anybody mentioned this, but the poor pirate that got the Boo Box was actually played by Glenn Close.

[TheRhuen]

Just got done watching (Neverland) on SyFy channel so thought I'd watch this again. As smiley as this version of Tink was I have to say Hook gets mega-bonus points for making her as dangerous as a Faerie is in the folklore. I don't get why everyone else keeps making them so weak, even Neverland, I was surprised to see them get burnt up in fire (the creatures said to be made of living light)...and weak despite tink supposedly having cool astral powers. We need more ass-kicking faeries

[85724martinfry]

lol im watching the actual movie right now im surprised he didnt make a joke about jacks drawing "the one with the (plane crashing)

[bigred7509]

I laughed at the joke

[Jefrma]

Even though I have nothing against julie roberts, I understand NC´s point of view when he mentioned not liking the casting of tinkerbell. Just because an actor is good doesnt mean he/she can outdo any character with already a strong medipicture, thrown at him/her. For example I do love Gabriel Byrne, but imagining him acting the role of, lets say, Gilles de Rais in one of those Luc Besson movies? No match.

[SmilieChick16]

I liked this movie. but the sequel to the first animated peter pan was CRAP!

[NegaZxyz]

ya'know I've noticed alot of people calling the old movies like star wars and hook cliched, but really when these movies were made the things they were doing were not cliched. So can you really call it cliched? I mean sure it's cliched now but not when it came out.

[midgetgirl5]

Holly shit I didn't realize the cop was Phil collins!!!

[siralucard19]

From 7 billion peopel only 1 billion are atheists. So there is a God, gods, divinity, dieties. The ultimate proof! The majority wins!

[akontistiss]

@siralucard19

trillions of flys eat shit everyday they outnumber as so we should eat shit too.The ultimate proof! The majority wins!

[siralucard19]

@akontistiss we don't eat fly shit, if you want its your choice, we are not forcing you

[Horrorlord1]

@siralucard19 No amount of faith, makes something a fact

[Horrorlord1]

@siralucard19 The majority is ignorant. Stupidity grows in a group

[MrTrayjenkins]

@siralucard19 Asians are the biggest ethnicity on the planet, and China is communist, so that obviously makes communism the greatest thing. The majority wins!

[siralucard19]

32:28 Nostalgia douche (TT^TT) God does exist! The fact that from 7 billion people, 2 billion are Christians, 1,6 billion are muslims, 1 billion are hindu and 1 billion are buddhist is the ultimate proof that there is a God

[MrOutcast744]

@siralucard19 dude its was just a joke and pleases don't start that shit on a video about a bad movie :L, if you want to fight about stuff like that go to some other video :/

[siralucard19]

@MrOutcast744 I like to watch NC reviews but some jokes aren't funny

[KaeMarshall]

@siralucard19 No. You're just taking things too personally.

[Horrorlord1]

@siralucard19 No amount of faith makes something a fact....

[ilikemartialarts]

''theres a butt crack with your name on it'' i rofled so hard at that bit.

[ThatFlyingFinn]

What's the name of the song 05:48 - 05:53?

[3456sonic]

@ThatFlyingFinn that's from an old six flags commercial

[seanpatrickcain2]

@ThatFlyingFinn Also available for the Twilight films too

[SlayyerDragon]

@ThatFlyingFinn Todd Rundgren - Bang On The Drum All Day (Most Notably The Six Flags Commercial Song)

[melainakiss]

@SlayyerDragon Really? Because I was sure that the Six Flags Commerical Song was We Like to Party! (the Vengabus) by the Vengaboys.

[H0N3YB4DG3RDUDE]

abbot and costello!!!

[H0N3YB4DG3RDUDE]

ABBOT AND CASTELLO!

[H0N3YB4DG3RDUDE]

ABBOT AND CASTELLO!

[Rodeorigo]

Phil Collins didn't ruin Tarzan. He was the reason I broke into the Disney vault and swiped a DVD.

Should have got the money when I was in there too, damn it!

[seanpatrickcain2]

2:39-2:45 FTW

[eateroftheflame]

5:09 What?! The Tarzan music was great

[ackbarfan5556]

TERRIORIST HOW DID HE GET THAT BASEBALL PASS SUCRITY!

[acrobatsutr]

PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL?!?!?

[Clubs4Metal]

@acrobatsutr Yep.

[SmilieChick16]

@acrobatsutr Yep!

[MrSean24601]

Thumbs up if you looked for Phil Collins on the IMDB cast list after this!

[seanpatrickcain2]

LOL at 8:47

[nannynicky4life]

This movie took too darn long to reach the fun parts. Too much talking and pointlessness for the first like 30 min of the movie.

[Awonderland333]

The nostalgia critic should do an old vs. new of the 1953 disney Peter Pan vs. the 2003 live action adaptation.

[ChristinaF1234]

luv the fanfiction reference!!!

[fanofsolo]

Peter pan in a tie I CAN NOT see that

[GeneralGiantPanda]

"Now with more penis shrinkage!"

Ah, Steroid Wheaties.

[highspeedheadbanger]

santa christ doesn't exist :,( my whole life is a lie NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[hades846]

lol disturbance in the force

[hades846]

DJilneige? 2:42

[yohb7]

5:48 to 5:53 yo face looks like a butt crack YO FACE LOOKS LIKE A BUTTCRACK YO FACE LOOKS LIKE A BUTTCRACK

[samus7321]

Found phill collins but couldn't find the other two.

[jac0bseiger]

in my world all grown ups (teacher's and principles) are naizs

[CreedenceB]

Wendy says that peter has become a pirate because he grew up and only grown ups are pirates in neverland :)

[spyplaneU52]

He forgot the short Jimmy Buffet appearance!

[MrDyl7]

lol pulp fiction, nice one

[ThePhantom135]

I'm sorry, but Hook has some of the WORST art direction I've ever seen. It looks like a half-constructed murky-colored theme park. Michael Jackson's Neverland was more convincing then this!

[metalace]

ZUUL MOTHAFUCKAH'S ZUUUUUL!!

[Astrithor]

hey, at 2:41, what does the guy say after maggie smith says "youve become a pirate"? Im not enuff of a tgwtg fan yet to get it.

[TsukiyoAndAsahi]

@Astrithor "SYMBOLISM !" It's Film Brain.

[Astrithor]

@TsukiyoAndAsahi aaaah, ok. i thought it might have been...

"RHEUMATISM!"

[SHinkleBStClair]

Crysta!!!! NO!!!!

[TheToadRacer]

Who is this zule? Still the joke is funny

[ws819]

@TheToadRacer Zule is a Villain off of the movie called "Ghost Busters". 

[adamzanzie]

Nostalgia Critic didn't make a joke about the Glenn Close cameo :(

[Fallout1Boi]

ZUUUUULLL little MothaFuckas ZUUUUULLL

[TheT800infiltrator]

6:10 ZOMG its Navi! Run away!

[TheGodzillaSithLord]

i make fun of movies that i like or love all the time

[KeeperOfProphecies]

"Peter, you've become a pirate."

"Shug-mulla-ta!"

Gets me every goddamn time.

[Djang0ilBastardo]

5:09 Critic has made a few jokes about Phil Collins and his performance for Disney's Tarzan, but I don't get it, I thought it was considered great. I know I certainly liked it.

[AngryGundamGamer]

And the Pirate who gets the Boo Box is Glenn Close! NO JOKE!!!

[FullMetalAlloid7]

It WAS Carrie Fisher and George Lucas!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

[SQIRLDARKKON]

5:46

[pytko3]

Innocent does not equal good. It means that you can't distinguish good from bad.

[ukhistorian]

@26moonbeam1 I dreamn't I did. I just choked him and he died.

[kingofallpie]

@NicolaWyrd because they all think that the 800,097th time is the charm when it comes to bad jokes

[puppykicker2]

ZUUL MOTHER____ ZUUL!!!!\

[Bidmartinlo]

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!

Now theres fairy blood on my hands! >:)

[gohanRULEZ]

@26moonbeam1 Well...maybe saying "I don't believe in sparkly vampires" will kill him.

[musicaltheatergeek79]

Why does that kid have a baseball in the middle of a play?

[seanpatrickcain2]

Apart from my nostalgia aside too, Does that also make Pirates of the Caribbean 4 a good movie or not? LOL

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

ZUUL LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER ZUUUUUUUUUL!!!!

[bigCNfan]

I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!!

*Rebecca Black dies*

[raymonmorris7]

ZUUL little motherfucker, ZUUL

[darkpantha]

um why did you say there were three variations of it and you put up two fingers?

[Violenteers]

@darkpantha He put up his thumb also if you look closely.

[MrHEC381991]

"now with more penis shrinkage!" (Y)

[TheRhuen]

When did Tinkerbell get strong? I'd say probably in the original novel, which based her on fairy folklore not the prissy fairies Americans love to coddle to little girls, you know less buttercups and fairydust and more carry off men to have sex with them and then eat them, or enslave them, or just make them dance in a ring of mushrooms till they either drop dead or the sun rises. Fairies are mischivous amoral sociopaths people, they alter how you see them but in truth are realitywarping demigods

[MrHEC381991]

@TheRhuen ..get a life

[batmanofni]

I hate this film, why did they make Peter older. Go watch 'Journey to Neverland' instead.

[Violenteers]

Anyone know where I could find that picture at 6:42? And if anyone does have it, could you please PM it to me? Thanks.

[GuacamoleKun]

Actually, Hook being confused and appalled at lame grownup Peter is my favorite part of the movie. XD;

[che3se1495]

7:08 Didn't she just say it?

[Astrithor]

@che3se1495 ...thats a good point. how do the laws of magic actually include grammar? what is this, Eragon?!

[ClayTongues]

Ruin tarzan? No way! Phil Collins made that movie!

[scottieman2]

Film Brian:: "SYMBOLISM!"

Nostalgia Critic:: (confused) What was that?

[LalakiProductions]

I saw this as a child and I even thought Santa as the umpire was stupid.

[UltimateDumeandGwen]

it's a major guilty pleasure, i like this movie. but it's not one of Spielberg's best

[LuBuOWNZ]

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES.

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES.

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES.

I'm going to keep doing this until Edward Cullen dies.

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES.

[mikenike123454]

@LuBuOWNZ Try saying I don't believe in Vampires and bad acting!

[hackensac]

@LuBuOWNZ Well Voldemort did kill him in the Goblet of Fire

[gohanRULEZ]

@LuBuOWNZ

1.Navi dies.

2.Tinkerbell dies.

3.The bitch from Ferngully dies

[DrProfessorMasterK]

@gohanRULEZ 1. REALLY!? :D

2. Depends on which variation...

3.REALLY!? :D

[VenathTehN3RD]

@LuBuOWNZ Edward Cullen is NOT a goddamn fairy! The creatures we see in Twilight aren't nearly badass enough for that.

[tencents6]

@LuBuOWNZ They don't work on THOSE fairies

[NewGuy2534]

@LuBuOWNZ This might take a while. Vampire-Emo-wooden-fairies are REALLY hard to kill. They have tween-shields.

[MrMatto91]

@LuBuOWNZ knowing stephanie meyer's character set up, that wont work.

If sunshine and walking around on holy ground wont kill him nothing will.

[thevoiceofreason94]

@LuBuOWNZ I do not believe in faggots i do not believe in faggots----- Oh wait....this is an insult to faggots everywhere...

[ThomasDeCosteTV]

Hey Phil Collins was Awesome doing Tarzan. But I'll tell you he will regret doing voicing Two Polar Bear Cubs in Balto and an annoying Vulture in The Jungle Book 2. Phil won an Oscar for Tarzan so back off Critic. And it's better than Brother Bear. I would say that Clayton runied it.

[bigCNfan]

I DON"T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!!!! *Justin Bieber dies*

[Indyfilms123]

Only one thing to say after watching this:

"HOLY SHIT! THAT'S REALLY PHIL COLLINS?!?! I NEVER NOTICED THAT!!!"

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

I like the idea that ive had and someone recently turned into a movie the idea that peter pan is a vampire the lack of a shadow the flight its all there and basically peter just goes around feeding and recruiting more children to his gang of immortal children who never have to grow its interesting and a lot closer to the quite dark at times material of the book the line 'death would be an awefully big adventure' springs to mind

[LordManda2]

@Chrisindapurplehouse ...cool story bro.

[hopkidokid]

wtf did the dude in the red say at 2:43?o.O

[jaapoproduction]

George Lucas and Carrie Fisher kissing...... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HHHHHH(Head explode behind a couple of flames)

[kirbymaster08]

3:23-3:40 lmao!!!

[Xidphel]

Peter's on first, Hook's on second and Tinker Bell's on third.

[12iveyhl]

(Crying) "Oh what?" so LOL

[Ryan66772]

OMFG. WENDY IS THE HEAD OF GRYFINDOR! Apparently having fairy friends helps you get a job at Hogwarts.

[HeavyMetalRocks12]

dustin hoffman did an excellent job as captain hook, he should of played captain hook in Peter Pan ( 2003)

[Adamguy2003]

@HeavyMetalRocks12 idk, Jason Isaacs made a good Hook (And an excellent Mr. Darling) in that, too.

[LittleFourStar]

Steroids Wheaties my new favorite cereal

[gohanRULEZ]

XD I love this man!

[Zeldafreak007]

Steriods Wheaties

Now with more penis shrinkage!

[bigres23]

Ok, this is Nostalgia Critic. I know you guys hate Justin Bieber, but, save it for Justin Biebers VEVO. I mean cmon, we dont have to make fun of him at every f-ing youtube video, just enjoy the video.

[FenrirSkollXxXLuna]

@fuzzyrats12 J. M. Barrie created PP not Grimm Bros.

[yohb7]

i dont belive in justin bieber i dont belive in justin bieber I DO NOT BELIVE IN JUSTIN BIEBER (justin bieber dies)

[FunkyMonky1171]

5:48

Ninja Style Dancers?

[LiquidArmProduction]

Wow what happened to you peter

[LiquidArmProduction]

God what happened to you peter

[TCgamerboy2002]

I Don't believe in fairies!

(Disney Tinkerbell dies)

...

Uh-oh...

[InvisibleMan245]

A beloved movie, though all movies, objectively, have issues. Scientifically speaking mist movies, if not all, are flawed.

[TheBlacKoopa]

I love Hook. I don't know why but it's awesome!

[wingsofhope2]

I freaking love Hook :D

[xBellatrixLestrangex]

So...If I say that I do not believe in fairies, will Edward Cullen die?

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[MisfitsChannel]

Ohh, Wendy is McGonnigal. I like this movie.

[nobunaga86]

Loved this movie and still love it

[WIlliamMunnyOutlaw]

They haven't proved the big bang theory either...

[Stevie2Sxc]

@vocaloidupload4you honestly, it wouldn't surprise me at all. the dude was batshit insane

[FeNiXwOnG951]

3:24 maybe there are no santa clause , but everybody know that there are une Santa Crist

[halloweenfan92]

fun fact

When Peter first sees Tinkerbell in the nursery, she crashes into the doll house and falls. He keeps calling her "little bug." In FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992) he did Batty's voice over and said this to the main character Crysta, "Oh, you're a strange little bug."

[Honey360Bee]

"I hid this uncomfertable metal up my ass for years."

[scott8558]

hahaha why is santa christ the empior i have no idea

[number1hulkamaniac]

Who Is That Guy At 2:42?

[ThePoison27]

@number1hulkamaniac 2:42 Big Lipped Alligator moment! :P

[fuzzyrats12]

did you know, that in the brother's grim peter pan story, the lost boys did actually age, and peter would kill them when they became adults? kinda messed up ain't it? PETER PAN WAS A CERIAL KILLER!!!!! he's like a phsycotic knd operitive! of doom! juuuust thought i'd let you know. :D

[ManMadeGod4]

@fuzzyrats12

PETER PAN IS A CEREAL KILLER?!

OH NO, NOT THE COOKIE CRISP!

[KurtMista]

@fuzzyrats12 You Mean Serial Killer

[AJK200001]

More Cameo Tidbits Include

The Pirate that gets locked in the Chest full of Scorpions is really Glen Close dressed as a Man (I'm Fucking Serious! Look It up!)

and two other Pirates are Musicians David Crosby (Accordion Playing Pirate), and Jimmy Buffett (IDK Which Pirate he is.)

[sirmugman]

could you be more of a kill joy?

[QueenXofXSpades2]

HEY! LISTEN!

NAVI, SARIA JUST TOLD ME WHAT TO DO YOU DON'T NEED TO FUCKING REMIND ME, YOU'RE A TERRIBLE GUIDE, I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE IN FAIRIES.

[skeletonking1234]

I DONT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES

*Jonathan brandis and Macaulay culkin die*

[Stevie2Sxc]

@skeletonking1234 i take offence to this! well, the Culkin bit anyway

[musicaltheatergeek79]

@skeletonking1234 Jonathan Brandis is dead. He killed himself in 2003.

[dragonfighter4171]

3:23 THIS IS AMAZYING ATHEIST EVERYONE