TOP 10: Things NOT to say to a cop

[nofortunatesonII]

Do you know why I pulled you over?

You knew I had donuts in the car?

[007ellla]

cool

[darkrider411]

"officer i think i love you" LOL!!

[bbuzzard96]

I have always wanted to say #2

[aggiesgirl549]

awwwhhh yall are so british!!! i love it!

[nicduane]

i couldent understand alot of what he was saying

[MrLmao9]

dont say this one :P:

haha!

is that a 9mm

check out my magnum!

[DTEGamer]

@MrLmao9 lol

[MrLmao9]

@DTEGamer :D

[chandlerlover01]

My mom got pulled over and I saw that we were going to be late, so when the cop came up, before he could say anything, I said, "Hey, isn't Dunkin Donuts closing in 5 minuets?" I was ten at the time, so he just laughed and walked back to his car.

[DTEGamer]

@chandlerlover01 lol

[msluckyluigi]

i wondered why he was sitting in the left of the car and then i heard him talk:)

[F1X0R121]

@msluckyluigi Erm, that would be the right of the car. In America you drive on the right in left hand drive vehicles, in the UK we drive on the left in Right hand drive vehicles.

[Bekka077]

Omg....I used #2 on an officer today that pulled me over on the highway for speeding and he just laughed and walked away.

[POKEMASTERDAI]

is it true that you become a cop if your too stupid to work at mcdonalds LOLOLOLOLOL

[HalfwayxThere]

LOL #2 is my favourite.

[wwelshdragon888]

worse than cancer....

[randomdog980]

sick bro that's awesome and I'm part English to but i don't sound like it because i moved from englind when i was one keep doing videos

[rivanking4]

Do you know why I pulled you over?

Awww, didja forget? XD

Brilliant!

[starxx11]

uhhhhhhhhhhh.......ooookkkkkka­aaaaayyyyyyy.......

[toguiter9]

thumbs up if u thought 7 was the funniest

[MrMobyFan]

Hahahahaha officer... i think i love you :) or sorry officer my guard dog usually barks if im going to fast :D hahahahahahahaha

[xel78]

Cop: Papers!

Me: Scissors! DId I win?

[lionpawsi]

Haha, that was hilarious. My favorite was "Oh, did you forget?" XDD

Awesome.

[rcwk562]

do you know why i pulled you over ? ohh officer did u forget lol ahah

[MsSleepyHead123]

cop: do u no y i pulled u over?

guy: aah, did u 4get?

hillarious! XD

[dotchoo]

funny, i loved no. 2 :D on the last one you could've added some soppy music and maybe hesitated a little before u said it but hey.

[XmanofactionX]

best one is #2 lol!

[ContravillainFilms]

lol pretty good stuff

[shlazaor]

"Awww, did you forget?" I was originally looking for Chris Rock video on how not to get your ass kicked by the cops but this was pretty funny. Congratz dude.

[kayybeee18]

officer, i-i love you haha!

[IntrepidMoocher]

Delivery's a bit too fast but it's still funny.

[darkstriker3452]

so fucking funnny!!! HAHAHAHAHHA

[Simo4404]

"do u know why I pulled u over," "oh did u forget??" I lol so hard, and the"officer, I think I love u!?!? Lololloo

[BFFchick]

my favorite was all of them!

[bomerman104]

a lot of these jokes i saw on a little plaque that they sold in Ohio gift shops in fact its hanging on my door

[567avril]

1:01 aww did u forget? xD 1:04 officer i think i love u o.O

[RRFDvolunteerHero]

I was looking for the funny part :/

[AMSnofozone]

@RRFDvolunteerHero

That's where you messed up you should have been listening for it.

[letsonkid2]

Stupid Brit >.<

[Melisa1232]

the last one wass funny !

[TommyPateyBreakingNl]

LMAO, do u know why i pulled you over. aah did u forget lmfao., i am using that one ha hah ah

[Ripstika]

lol. hes not in the drivers seat. but still funny

[kordman916]

Driver seat on the right side of the car - BRITISH CAR FAIL

[iamstewiehearmeroar]

awe did you forget?

[DANNYROCKHOT]

i know one that would be bad to say to a cop! "did you come to buy some drugs?!"

[11TurboDiesel]

hahahahahaha numer two was great lmfao

[metalcult32]

i couldnt understand what he said in number 6 ._. wat did he say?

[airstr1ke]

@metalcult32

"thanks officer. the officer yesterday let me off with just a warrant too."

one of the best! should have been #3 imho

[Wholosher]

"did u know why u were pulled over?"

"aww did u forget?" XP

Best way to piss off a cop ever!

[ThePandemic95]

that song goes great with it nice work!

[kryckeestrooff]

Ah did you forget! I like that! lol

[osse9494]

Do u know why i pulled u over?

Awh did u forget?

[Psychopathicninja14]

everybody forgets the best one when a cop asks you where r u heading tonight u say up yo moms ass

n when he asks why he pulled yo over tell him its bc u r a lonely fucking nerd in a cop suit driving around going whoohoo ho ho

if u follow this steps yo will never get a ticket again.

[jerseyshoregirl2352]

I can't understand u

[TheRubberbandman69]

ssssssoooooooooooooo not funny

[KeannaisKeekz]

Is he British? I love that accent. x33

[kdoodie024]

queers

[dieforpride]

officer i think i love you:)

[OMGYouKilledKennie]

i am amused

[XXBurningAngel2XX]

haha "do you know why i pulled you over?" "aww did you forget?" :D good stuff

[UnionBand]

omg i just wasted 1.13 of my life. and i'll never get it back



[menbossa]

@UnionBand did it take you 1.13 to write that comment? cos it's the only time you wasted

[pokemonMAst3r2010]

im using number 2 for sure IF i ever get pulled over

[jedichamp4]

i hate this what kind of retard does this must be him!

[219Crazygirl]

that was horrible mate!

[hpnotiqkid]

aww, did you forget!!! ftw

[invent1337]

fuck the police, say whatever you want. they don't own us.

[popsnacks2]

lol do u know why i pulled u over? " aw did u forget

[TGBlueDevilTG]

shoulda used: officer, i swear to drunk im not god

[MermaidPrincessMeg]

"no ocifer I only had one!!! I swear!!!!" That would have had be busting a gut...

oh yeah and before ya'll fry me for a spelling error, I SPELLED THAT WRONG ON PURPOSE!!!!

[AnimalLover4100]

officer i... think i love u

lol!!!

[Piebastard]

Ah did you forget? lol

[amatron201]

2 & 3 were absolutely the funniest. I like it!

[DylanMTheAwesome]

i cant hear what your saying because your british

[bob6yt7]

"aww did u furget?"

[MoDiFyThEcAmErOn]

"do you know why I pulled you over?" "aww, did you forget?" HAHA! awesome!

[ObsidianBandit]

lol

do you know why i pulled you over?

aww did you forget?

LMAO

[TommyPateyBreakingNl]

@ObsidianBandit hahahaha that one is the best lmao

[kdpruitt07]

your steering wheel is on the wrong side

[Piebastard]

@kdpruitt07 he's british you dumb fuck

[linkrulessonicsux]

officer... i, i love you...

[shoopwhoopX]

fucking accent

[TheK12314]

lol i said i had 50kg of cocain in my trunk when I got pulled over... then got arrested for lying to the cops AND speeding. fat donut eating bastards

[padillac420]

This was a waste of time.

[tday1973]

2 was funny

[BenMan1231]

"Officer, I think I love you...*Bites Lip*" AHAHA

[Haxxtt]

u didn't made this...well maybe ur the guy in the video but not ur top 10

[Pikapizza]

Great work, subscribing :)

[J3w3llly]

I love the accent! lolz funny video!

[theunkown8]

do you know why i pulled u over

WW did u forget thats priceless LOL

[Vongolasz]

waz tht suppose to be funny?

[ahappymonkey]

lmao my favorite " aww did you forget?" next time i get pulled over im totally saying that

[dotchoo]

@ahappymonkey :D and this is how youtube gets people in trouble.

[TrixterEABockers]

@ahappymonkey Jimmy Carr joke tho bad times 

[msluckyluigi]

@ahappymonkey haha its like your anticipating that you will get pulled over :)

[cazza9900]

5 stars for the tash WOOO!

[Hossguy]

Very funny!

[kody241]

lol Nice ths is really good.

[IHICamouIHI]

ehh i guess so...

didnt make me laugh so its fairly good

[dub38v]

Thats Quality!

[Leafvlogs]

LOL This was AWESOME! Really great guys! Great job!

[MattAndAshFilms]

chyea boy!

[anthony3leaves]

@Leafvlogs it was only 2 ppl, actor, and camera man

[FrostfoxFilms]

"I tried to get here as fast as I could" now that was funny! Nice work boyz!

Now get to work on the story tag video, lol!

[Leafvlogs]

hahahahahahahhahahahahah

[MattAndAshFilms]

oh you

[cypris2002]

now thats funny

[MattAndAshFilms]

thanks :)

[slylink690]

LMAO That Was Too Good

"Aren't You That Guy From The Village People?"

LMAO XD

Priceless

"Officer, I think I Love You..."

This Was Great Guys

Keep It Up!

[MattAndAshFilms]

thanks :)

[TOBYSoap]

HAHA that was great

[MattAndAshFilms]

thanks :)

[718Digital]

LMAO @ #6, #5, #3, #2

great video!!

[MattAndAshFilms]

thanks dude :)