Dave Chappelle - Sesame Street

[PrincessKLS]

SO true, as an adult I understand the inside jokes and stuff.

[JuzhRaw]

how many times must i spack you before you act right

[Lovealot334]

Luv chappelle

[tyronebiggums228]

what kind of fuckin rapist is this guy? thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012 and can QUOTE IT!!

[Azadari4Evaa]

i wouldnt go there if i knew the way loool

[stungby1bullet]

Its like bitch I live in a fucking trash can im the poorest mother fucking

[leetalityv2]

Why is it that every Chappelle video have the punchline ruined in the top comments? You're no funnier for typing it even if you think you are.

[MrHunterbaseball]

Bitch where is my money!!!

[old72mac]

What kinda cookies you talking bout? Chocolate chips don't do that to people!

[old72mac]

They use the TV to program us...from a young age.

[bigshowWLA]

I can't believe he didn't say anything about Bert n Ernie like they gay or somin that would make me piss my pass non stop for real I know it sounds weird but it would happen

[904MALCOM]

hehehe see sometimes you gotta take the pussy like pepe 

[albokid52]

Funniest 3 minutes of your life!

[MrSHARKBITE12]

get it to gether grouch

[chazzybadazz]

He actually said some true shit. They use TV to program us at a young age

[TheYoungLett]

i live in a trash can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ikilledkenny711]

Fucking LOL!

[AyoSuperman1992]

I need some smack birdd...

[lilcaseentertainment]

pshh 1 pssh2 2 smacks ahahaha lol lmbo

[MegaBlackback]

:nyant::nyant::nyant::nyant::n­yant::nyant::nyant::nyant::nya­nt::nyant::nyant::nyant::nyant­: :nyan:

[deearee63]

I need some Smack bird!!!!

[54bobbers]

"Bitch where is my money?" "Youve been late four times i've been counting." "How many times must I slap you before you act right." "PSSH 1!! PSSH 2!!!" "2 SLAPS!!! Ahahahahahahaaaaaa"

[TjamesNC]

(Insert amusing quote from video here)

wheres my top comment, bitch?

[JAM3Zv3]

Hahaha diz motha'fuccer funny a'f

[greenhound101]

his best wrk evr

[FuckingToGood]

9 people are policemen

[doglover100ify]

Let's not forget that "Seseme Street" also has two gay characters on there to.

[crackowacko87]

@doglover100ify yeah...Bert and Ernie....LOL!!!!

[Militarymight101]

@doglover100ify they do????? i know the gay community is tryin to get them married but idk

[doglover100ify]

Bitch, I live in a TRASH CAN!!! I'm the poorest muthafucka on Sesame Street!!

[jsosickwidit23]

im the poorest motha fucka on sesame street

[DoGoodBars]

"Quote from video everyone just watched."

[Roscotheultradolphin]

1:21 Is probably the most popular Dave Chappelle phrase in existence.

[YoungElite2793]

I wonder how many bitches the count has: 1, maybe 2, or 3! ha ha ha

[619x2]

"See, sometimes u gotta take the pussy like Pepe" tee-hee

[mrladiesman99]

@lolGianlol they got mr krabs and sandy cheeks in bikini bottom lol

[MastodonManiac]

I fucking love Daves "evil grin" like the one he pulls out at the end of this vid.

[Bikingshenandoah]

9 people live in a fuckin trashcan

[VodkaMagiK]

I need some smack Buuurd!

LOL

[lolGianlol]

dave says really the true!

An example: Mr Krabs and Bikini Bottom from spongebob

[ecconz]

@lolGianlol Yeah but Spongebob was designed to have hidden messages. So many times I have clicked onto sub meanings on that show!

[TheTurkishFury]

pure comedic genius 

[TheTurkishFury]

"poorest motherfucker on sesame street; 6ft tall pigeons; junkie elephant; pimp vampire" hahaha he makes sesame street sound like the nastiest ghetto around

[MrWhite431]

Hi buuuuurd

[andrewtruettfilms]

hold down "2"

[volcomsk818]

Bitch I live in a fuckin trash can

[isaac7527]

"get it together grouch"

[josue1234100]

Bitch I live in a fuckin trash can

[josue1234100]

Bitch I live in a fucking trash

[moastytoasty54]

CARTOONS ARE BRAINWASHING OUR KIDS! Dave says so.

[babygirl91580]

omg we love you dave!

[Domin000022]

see sometimes you gotta take the pussy like pepe lollll

[b3arzy]

@Domin000022 hahahaha

[velaro78]

black people love´s chicken XD

dave is one of the godlike comedyens

[MasterclassNL]

8 dikkheads that watched weed conversations

[dannynaylor352]

how many times must i smack you. *slap* 1. *slap* 2. 2 smacks. haahaahaahaaaaaa

[PanteraChick]

They DO treat Oscar like shit! LOL!!!

[RockandRolla91]

What kinda cookies are you talkin' about?

[Omitosin]

funny as heck

[pinoyboy3795]

2 slaps!!!hahaha

[otoiiir]

shit is wild shit ...

[ReCoNSniPeR219]

Funnist shit ever

[devantesworld]

thats how i feel bout bugs bunny thats muthafuka is a racist fuck bugs

[mkmonkeys229]

dave chappelle will always be one of the best comedians ever!

[shadowkoizumi85]

Oscar you are SO mean.Isn't he kids?

Yeah Oscar.You're a grouch.

BITCH I LIVE INNA FUCKIN' TRASSHCAN!!!!I'm the poorest mother-fucker on Seasame Street!!Nobodys helpin' me!

[VTCommodoreKid]

@shadowkoizumi85 Thankyou for writing something we all just watched...

[TheDONUTBOY7]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[waterfordgeezer]

has he done any new shit

[darthclash122]

BITCH I LIVE IN A TRASH CAN

[aizirk14]

bitch i live in a fucking trash can!!!!! LOL

[BrooklynBaller101]

peppy la peu is the kobe bryant of all rapists

[Camilothegodfather]

lawl. 1 SMACK 2 SMACK LOL

[terraking258]

omg my names oscar:D

[DemianRX]

@terraking258 yeah, you're a grouch!

[mikeczasak89]

BITCH!!!!!!, i live in a FUCKing trash can!!! lol

[QueenMJade89]

Lol elephant that's a junkie!

[nejiplayer4]

TWO SMACKS ah ah ah!!!!!

rofl

[flyoverjovin]

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN

hahahaa that was hilarious

[aelishaful]

wow u can get a laugh and a lesson outta him

[jessica33313]

Dave is so funny

[nbaduncan]

lmfao! BITCH I LIVE IN A FUKIN TRASHCAN!!!...I'm the poorest muthafucka on seasame street...nobody's helpin me

[WackAssGurlKelsey]

lmfao hey dipshit i was tlkin about the JOKE HE SAID lmfao do i have to break it down barney style for u damn niqqa

[annoythefish]

do you even know what the fuck you just said

[poomuncher5000]

its pedophile and how is he a pedophile? hes fucking histerical. all of his jokes makes everyone laugh except your dumbass

[Optiktakeover7]

Dave Chappelle is a legend.........I'M RICH BITCH!!!

[DioBrandoWRYYYYYY]

The last part with the Count, I lost it. Hahhahahahahha

[KurdBoi17]

hahahahaha @ "6 foot pidgeons walkin around" I peed. :)

[hiphopbuckness]

Lmbo this dude is 2 crazii

[WolfmasterJW]

I turned it to 'Sesame Street' and i thought, this will be better, he'll learn how to read and count, but it teches us how to judge people "Oscar, you're such a grouch." Bitch I Live In A Fucking TRASHCAN."

[Beerman155]

Yes. I saw that part too.

[BlackOpVideos100]

@WolfmasterJW omfg you have 123 likes!

[foleyboy18]

Dave Chappelle is a legend!!

[AciddReign]

@foleyboy18 best ever!!

[dstewart94]

this fool is funny !

[skatermafia16]

ye oscar.....ur a grouch. BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN!

[elboricua123]

trully the greatest....wish he did more stand up :(

[ShadowVPJ]

Bitch i live in a fucking trash can! Im the poorest motherfucka on Sesame Street! Nobody is helping me hahaha, 2 smacks! ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

[harman091895]

COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!! Ugh what kinda cookies you talking bout!?! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[MannyVien]

LMAO XD

[Pinoy4Life96]

Ch! 1, Ch 2! 2 Smacks!! ah, ah, ah, ah!!!

[RFDRSV2]

wtf soz bout my last comment my keyboard got stuck

[RFDRSV2]

cookie cookie cookie wat k

[AbnormalRecordz]

Dave Chappelle for president =)

[nischon]

i luv that the count is a pimp part ,i had to rewatch that part over again

[SquidTard]

Dave is king..

[penguinslayer117]

u see you somtimes u got to take the pussy like pepy

[TheyWaitAtTheDoor]

OMG! ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!

[dogzqb18]

sometimes you times you gotta take the pussy! lmfao

[qtaz101]

HAHA. dis dude gotta get back on his grind. hes too funny

[QuestForABillionHits]

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN...

[likenem]

I'm the poest mothafucka on sesame street and none yall will help me

[Rachael5922]

the count pimp ha ha

[sprinkles44]

6 foot pigeons walking around LOL

[slodfj5]

LMAO ROFL LOL. {- D

[mortymer123]

an elephant thats a junky. Hey bird im sick bird i need some smack bird. lol

[jrodriguez979]

hi bird im sick!! i need some more smack bird!!!XDDDDDD

[P00P0STER0US]

always a pleasure

[taylorFc3129]

this is my favorite dave chappelle stand up bit, thing wat ever u call it

[shockmatter]

2 smacks XD

[Shinitkun]

XD!

-smacks- 1!

-smacks- 2!

[liv2cheer4]

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN

[Waceo]

havent seen anny new dave chappele shitt for years now, where the fuck is he. He's is for sure the best comedian ever.

[flyenbrian]

wow ur serious?? he went to a psych center in africa after being offered a HUGEE deal from comedy central, his success made him crazy

[regalgs1997]

i think he is living in africa now

[JBBBALLIN92]

Bitch i Live in a fuckin trash can haha

[Gregory123455]

4th

[FUl0VECk]

...and?

[Gregory123455]

that means im 4th asshole dont be immature about this.......

[projektzero]

immature as in calling someone asshole and posting a trollish comment such as 4th. I reiterate that other guys question: And? Tool.

[Gregory123455]

why dont u watch the vid, n stop stalking comments, get a life, seriously

[projektzero]

Why don't you stop stalking comments pointing out your truths. Get a life. Seriously.

[Gregory123455]

it seems to me, that you are jealous, hate on someone else you faggot in the ass fucker

[projektzero]

He cant accept it. Hes 16 lmao. Hell yeah we are jealous of a 16yr old on youtube. Have you used that defense before? You are all jealous? School must be tough. And another thing, how can one become a "faggot in the ass fucker"?LMAO. Keep  burying yourself.

[Black93Bear]

lol you are pathetic. dont leave retarded fucking comments and expect to get away scotch free. and when people get on your ass, take it. dont act like a dick.

[Black93Bear]

lol immature. you just posted a comment saying 4th. as in "I GOT THE FORTH COMMENT IM A SPECIAL LITTLE FUCKER LOLOLOL"

sir, i think you are the immature one here

[projektzero]

Look at the message he sent me on YT:

"look stop messing with me and my comment, it is stupid, i said i was 4th, and if u dont like it, u shoulda been the 4th to comment, y do u have such a prob with sumthin simple as that, its not YOUR vid, u need to do something other than stalking comments on youtube asshole, and the faggot in the ass fucker was a pharse i made just for u cock sucking kind of ppl"

Talk about pathetic lmao. Talk about stalking, emailing through youtube LOL.

[Black93Bear]

talk about being a dick lol.

i cant believe people still do this first seconds 3rd shit on youtube. since everytime they do they get raging amounts of shit for it.

[canviskiller]

"GET IT TOGETHER GROUCH" lol

[Slothkidd5]

Hahahahahaha lol Dave is great lol 1st Comment yay! :)

[tumeg8282]

not first comment u dumb fucker