Sarah Palin Battle Hymn

[fernwinkle]

This video illustrates just how much America deserves the radiation spewing out of Fukushima. Ooops. Forgot the EPA said radiation levels are declining, nothing to worry about.

Nuclear energy is safe; wink, wink. Don't forget CLEAN COAL too; chortle, snort, snort.

[drmatt2003]

These two assclowns perfectly represent the fucktards that watch Fox "News".

[mrlopez2681]

that old man at the podium is merely mumbling along to someone's studio recording, & the white haired woman is doing the same, only louder. They are actually singing along to a recording by a guy named Tom Dempsey. There's yet another ghastly number performed at this church I found on YouTube called "The Grey In My Hair". I was laughing my ass off to say the least!

[joanogiff]

This "church" should immediately lose its tax-exempt status. Period.

[steelerbaby6x]

Holy Sweet Mary Jesus!!! Isn't there copyright infringement or something to shut these buttards up?

[RUKiddinMeHuh]

"Skunks" are half black and half white- subtle...

[Hello59239]

"Because if they've ever gave us anything, they've always wanted something in return"

That's called taxation. What's your alternative?

[AcePilot101]

It's all downhill from Alaska.



[steve900jsj]

Blue blood republicans like George Will probably wince when they see things like this. I wonder how much they realize this this ding dong reality star, who was playing governor cost them in the last election. Good thing her star is starting to set; may we never hear from this idiot again.

[walleyrt69]

Im gonna tell yall.It wasnt to many years ago that this woman you see here was, Ill bet a Damn good Lookin beautiful Woman,and you know what,I bet she still is a Beautiful Person inside and out!

[BenAliGtor]

@donttelluseenme  "tweo spellings"...LOL

[donttelluseenme]

@donttelluseenme Hell they even dream of fucking them when they are dead for 10 years.

[randydean888]

She's made a skirt out of a car shammy. Wow. SHAM-wow!

[MrSpeedking01]

AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Relorian]

And now we see the bulk of the Tea Party movement. Under-educated over religious rednecks.

Wonder if we could track down what church this took place in and petition the government to revoke their tax exempt status for allowing politics in a religious house of worship. Then they could actually claim they are Taxed too much.

[LovexxMuzik]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooow.....­............I'm speechless.

[curtalguy]

Take off your damned hat when you are in a church you lousy cracker! Then shut up.

[ChristewieTV]

What a cute couple, what's even more cute is that they are brother and sister. D'AWWWWW. That means that their kids are also their nieces and nephews

[xtremekaizer]

Real Chorus:

Sarah Palin is a dumbass

Sarah Palin is a dumbass

Sarah Palin is a dumbass

She's a motherfucking joke

Nickname for McCain= McDesperate

Nickname for Palin= Caribou Barbie

Nickname for McCain-Palin ticket if it were a sitcom = The Maverick and the MILF

[smilelkumeanit26]

Is this real? This can't be real. WOW

[ctalkington]

The worst part about this video is not the singing, and not even the fact that it was performed in a church....butr rather the fact that these two actually appear to believe in what they are singing. Really sad.

[magickunderpants]

I will vote Libertarian if the Repubicans nominate that retard. I ques they really want another four more years of failed Socialist policies.

[JumpseatMedic]

How the lefties foam at the mouth when Sarah is being lauded for being the most common sense runner for the highest office in the land. With the people that are running there's not as much proof of their hard work as we saw in Sarah Palin's Alaska. She works hard has good work ethic and certainly more experience than the Obamster, in fact more than he ever will!

[TheManray05]

@JumpseatMedic Sarah Paljns Alaska was a scripted and edited event.

Sarah Palin will go nowhere, no matter how much you want her to.  She appeals to morons and Holy Hillbillies.

That's about it.

[rhoggard76]

hes probably the pastor... and she's his pastorette

[walleyrt69]

@rhoggard76 Yes,and I would put money on that it wasnt to many years ago,/that woman was a gorgeous babe!

[arfletch75]

If there's a hell below us, they get to share a bunk with Sarah Palin.

[PEPPYY22]

Kickin it Alaska style, you go thrue that door sarah!

[dteich36]

also this video needs to be remixed into an electro house song with strippers in the background that dance remix suxxxx

[nemesisn72]

@nick451 I can't take someone who uses commas and periods so willy nilly seriously. Obviously you are a Palin supporter, and my heart aches for you. She is an ignorant, ass-backwards woman who not only makes politicians look ridiculous, but is an embarrassment to any self-respecting, educated lady. You obviously failed to grasp not only the satire in my comment, but it's full meaning. However, if making condescending comments on a complete strangers post makes you feel better then so be it.

[JumpseatMedic]

@nemesisn72 Where you get the idea that she is backward only goes to show your lack of connection with reality. The only reason she is villified is because people like yourself who know nothing about her like to bash her. She is responsible, common sensical, certainly knows how to run a state, more than Barack does after 2 years in office, she's patriotic nad knows her constitution, again more than Barak the semi magnificent.

[dteich36]

I have actually died and been brought back to life in the operating room and when I was on the other side god appeared in front of me with Jesus (btw hes black) at her (thats right gods a chick) side and told me these exact words. I ghost wrote this song through her grace. God told me that Sarah palin was not only destined to be the harbinger of the freedom we hunger so dearly for, but is the only hope of mans redemption. She said that if Sarah palin isn't elected in 2012 she will bring down o

[DeadFishFactory]

@dteich36 lolwut

[ShalloeThought]

Bloody Tea Baggers

[JumpseatMedic]

@ShalloeThought Taking after your screen name I presume??

[nick451]

This is a damn fine song, and you did it well. i am proud of her ,and you for giving us this hymn. I can think of no place better to have sung it, then in God's church. "Our lives begin to end ,the day we become silent, about the things that matter" (Martin Luther King) said it Stand tall America. Those that have born a false witness against this woman ,will fall on their shame. GOD BLESS YOU.

[nick451]

They want us to TURN AWAY..SARAH is the only politician i have known , in my lifetime , who has never let me down. I will stand by her to the end. And so will the people who believe in this country ,and the things it stands for. You may choose a buffoon, like Obama, And be herded like a cow, i choose the truth ,and Sarah ,tells it like it is. DON'T RETREAT ON YOUR CONVICTIONS ,RE-LOAD ,AND FIGHT HARDER FOR THEM. The road is long ,with many a winding turn. Wonderful song. Be of good cheer !

[brucegz]

@nick451 : Nick451, So funny, Thanks.

[lesiaM48]

I loved it! Who knows better then the alderly of how this country is going.

[pveedee]

@lesiaM48 ....did you mean elderly??

[plan9misfits]

is there actually skunk hunting?

[gb091082]

my god....

[lowrider8979]

where the hell is gomer pyle shaking the tambourine lol and did she borrow that dress from goodwill ?

[j9312]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaha

[mdedwards]

unbelievable. What a disgrace to the church of God.

[nemesisn72]

Sarah Palin makes me want to revoke my vagina card.

[nick451]

@nemesisn72

I am curious as to why people like you bother. Please enlighten me. IS IT A CHEAP THRILL?

I don't mean to be harsh ,but your comment is useless,to anybody with half a brain.

You can write what you want ,ofc, ,but i am curious about the ravings of morons,and what makes them tick. You fit that category ,with such a childish, almost imbecilic. comment.. Why did you bother?

[JumpseatMedic]

@nemesisn72 Well now we know that you have less respect for yourself than I previously thought. Ms Palin gives women a good name, she's not vile like yourself and treats us to the good side of a faithful woman, to her husband and her children. How about you?

[TheRadicaldrmr]

@JumpseatMedic Her husband cheated on her with a masseuse, the woman is a moron.

[dean4516]

I am astounded that the original video is still up. I'm guessing the owner decided being famous for being stupid is better than not being famous.

[mx505]

I just threw up in my mouth

[lgfarlow]

Sad and ridiculous indeed. However, not really any different than "God and Country" services in the mega-churches around July 4th every year with air force jets on the jumbo-tron and flags behind the pulpit.

[ndmuscutt]

What church is this?!? I'm not sure that "In God We Trust" can really be their motto. They should be ashamed.

[OhNoItsGojira]

btw, what the hell is that sound at 2:49 ?

[OhNoItsGojira]

I would like to dedicate this comment to the first amendment: fuck you.

[ronnieljones]

While ridiculous, the saddest part is that this appears to be done in a church. With a bible in front of them and a cross in the background . That is so sad, when Jesus is building his kingdom... what Pastor would let them do this in His church... like I said at the beginning, ridiculous...

[ChristewieTV]

@ronnieljones Hypocrites is what they are. They are worshiping this lady. At least she isn't as bad as Christine O'donnell

[chickenwarrior]

"She'll put them all in jail, and when she gets to washington, he'll be cold as hell." ????? Not sure what the actual lyrics are but those ones seem to make about as much sense as anything else in this song.

[rpmcestmoi]

Holy bewhosit!! This is worthy of Saturday night live.

(They weren't serious, were they?)

[Lfabulous17]

sarah palin = BESTTT. this is why america is GREAT.

[shaunaphillips]

I <3 Sarah...this is awesome. Palin Power!

[Archieisme414]

What is the side lady doing?

[TheManray05]

Sarah Palin

Charges: An ideologically abhorrent dunce whose answer to everything—caribou, wolves, Julian Assange, feminism, science, decency, accountability, the English language, Democratic incumbents—is to shoot it dead. From conspiring to advance her ham-legged, clopping daughter on “Dancing with the Stars” to successfully endorsing a slew of faux-revolutionary Tea Party imbeciles, she’s a persistent, violent rash on the entire body politic.

[JumpseatMedic]

@TheManray05 Speaking of body politic if she was half of what you insist that she is in your diatribe she would fit right in with the Jackasses, I mean democrats. By the by we love our guns and it's people like you that really want to make us use them to preserve us from the folly of dimwitted zealots like yourself.

[shawnee40]

This is pretty darn funny, very entertaining and I couldn't keep a straight face, now have that damn song stuck in my head ahhhhhhh.

[dividedpie1976]

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[anonogirl]

for the alternative version copy and paste 'The Tea Party sing Cannibal Corpse' into search ;)

[tenbandits]

"When she gets to Washington it'll be cold as hell". So what these illiterate hillbillies are actually saying is that she'll be President when Hell freezes over.

Good job, rednecks. Good job.

[therealmadwombat]

For the first time ever... I'm speechless!

[BenAliGtor]

This what happens 60 years after blood siblings copulate.

[walleyrt69]

@BenAliGtor Your wrong.They are right!

[BenAliGtor]

@walleyrt69 The contraction is "you're". "Your" is the second person possessive pronoun.

And at which family reunion did YOUR biological parents meet?

[walleyrt69]

@BenAliGtor Well EXCUSE F*CKING ME!LOL---

[mrlopez2681]

@BenAliGtor - LOL!!! For reals!!! LOL!!!

[DMCassidy322]

THE WOMAN YANKS THE MICROPHONE OUT OF HER BUTT IN THE BEGINNING!!!!!

[shredit123]

HAHA

[mfot6]

Now I know what it's like to envy the Deaf!

[anonogirl]

for the alternative version copy and paste 'The Tea Party sing Cannibal Corpse' into search ;)

[hager3030]

Love it.. Love it..just regular AMERICANS with an idea.Sarah for President.OH YEAH!!!

[PhotonicDoctor]

@hager3030 Are u nuts? She is the stupidest person ever. She is a money hoarding bitch. She should have never ever joined politics.

[armadilloze]

Gonna throw us al in jail? By FORCE? No trial? Welcome to teabagger America, mein fuhrer.

[Frgt10Nvmbr]

@Baculamonkey If this surprises you, you would be amazed at how simple-minded people still are, whole towns full even. I recently got transferred to the sticks with work and sometimes I'm just struck speechless with some of the things I hear. Just today, "Pre-2006, that means after, right?" lol fun fun.

[jimitl5]

Sarah Palin....stick a fork in her (not literally), she's done!!!

[GimmesomeRoy]

Asshats... HA!

[cntlscrut]

I'm just glad that these asshats wouldn't live to see Sarah quit. Fuck Sarah Palin. Fuck the Tea Party. retarded rednecks.

[douboymkIII]

>>wtfamireading.jpg

MFW this vid

[lukemack]

This is the best thing ive seen for a while...Americans are so smart and creative...Im proud to be an American!!! Arent you!!!

[Baculamonkey]

Are these people really that simple?

[grafikfeat]

C'mon... Keep a straight face... I dare ya.

Even this is funnier than Saturday Night Live.

You listenin' Seth Meyers?