God's Girlfriend, Cactus : The Bear, The Cloud, and God Episode 008

[thebigbah]

Frederator=Pendelton Ward=adventure time=Awesome

therefore anything Frederator makes=Awesome

i rest my case

[markchang2]

Aww he didn't even finish his cookie.

[Stephenthecupcake101]

Bro there is no need to talk if you don't like it, just watch something els, no need to be such a prick about it. If I was god I'd still be laughing my holy ass off. Why? Cause I know how to take a joke.

[TheCloud12Halo]

this is big phat children shit!!!!(and boring)

[beba967]

lol =))

she's a cactus ))

[MarkP0rter]

god is such a prick i love it

i also love the fact no one moaned and complained about it yet (you know offended religious folks)

[mskittyz100]

he does not like bears

[FunkyDamned]

um, do the creators know about pace and decent animation? take a leaf out of asdf, a little bit of style and speedy editing could make even the shittest joke funny. Advice, make it 5 seconds long and less graphic also redesign the characters and get better actors, infact my suggestion is start again, from birth, something obviously went horribly horribly wrong here.

[Zalmon135]

you want to stop watching all of these terrible videos, but you cant shake the feeling "maybe one of these will be funny". its a sick spiral of disapointment

[BlueKazuki]

If you watch it and like it then hit like

If you watch and dont like it then hit dont like

If you know you wont like it and then you don't like it then its your own damn fault.

[CptNameless]

so bland, it hurts.

[DudemanClide]

this show blows cock. its probably God's wrath for making fun of him.

[gamespatrik300news]

boring ang suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckckckckc­kckckcckckcckcksssssssss

[jfachris]

laaaaaaaaaaame...

[Darkslayer79]

Wow. I can't believe I'm still subbed to this garbage..

[thebacanaut]

Yay my dark sense of humor entertains me ^.^

[whynotanyting]

It's not funny because it ends up in the same way, the bear dies

[antidarkchocolate]

I'd say what the bear said too : (

[hodoboc]

Why did God marry a cactus? And, more importantly, how exactly is this funny?

[uploader109]

@hodoboc It's a cruel way of saying that the creator blames God for every hardship man deals with. =.=|||

[cyutaeha]

I love the stuff Frederator puts out, but this is pure bullshit, terribly unfunny and awkward to watch. Guys, please stop while you're ahead.

[LoganWWDavis]

@cyutaeha theyre ahead?

[drmaikati]

BORING

[uploader109]

@drmaikati More like cold and heartless, this person is probably an Atheist.

[assumzaek]

fuck you Dan!!!!

[STOPtheHORROR]

Meh.

[INDOOR]

"shes a cactus"

"and you ADOPTED!"



[Oremir]

Hahahahahaha! oh wait, sorry my bad, i mistook this for something funny.

[elfantasmo666]

Even the Happy Tree Friends are funnier than this... and I find those quite boring already!

[sw33tb0y77]

Is that pedo-bear's not-so-pedo cousin?

[omarggg]

I didn't like this one...

[soldevice]

Boring and uninspired...=/

[ZippyRagu]

Dude, that isn't even remotely funny.

[CrazyJay537]

Lemme guess: Bear and cloud meet up, god comes, lame joke, bear dies, god leaves and cloud looks sad. I'm not even going to watch the video and thumbs me up if I'm unfortunately right...

[davehulteen]

@CrazyJay537 You can read the future! Amazing! You're right!

[tonkata06]

these videos are the best way to loose subs...

[ihateirony]

I used to find these funny, but they're getting redundant

[cikenberry3]

Looks like pedo bear.

[TheStarlon]

Bear and cloud meet on hill, every thing great. god shows up. joke. dead bear. and the cloud does NOTHING! Hes that friend who watches you get the snot beaten out of you. then they take your lunch money, and then you cant have a girl friend in highschool because your that guy who was known for always having his pants pulled down in gym!

[DevonRiley]

Never have I disliked a series so fervently as "The Bear, The Cloud, and God". So much so, I maintain my subscription to ChannelFrederator only just to vote it down.

[Dkc3]

@DevonRiley Lol what? Why?

[GothicPredalienWolf]

@DevonRiley what, even more then Freds most recent vids?

[PeterTheMob]

fucking religion...

[charmio]

Pedobear FTW!!!

[eeedel]

Hey, remember the Book of Job?? pre-Jesus God WAS a bit of a douche... justsayin

[MrPointless]

The primary reason for this not having more "thumbs down" votes is that people who subscribe don't even care to watch them any longer.

[curryfunkygu]

omg WHERES THE COOKIE!!!!!!!

[MonsterBunneeFilms]

Cloud is a crappy friend because all he does is just float there while his supposed "friend" the bear is being killed by God... I would've tried to find a cloud who really cared :l

[empy206]

so we don't get other animations anymore? what happened to cartoon handover? *sadface*

[dednio]

this doesn't make any freakin' sence !

[toadenk]

these are very disturbing but sooooooo odd its funy

[Heytrigger]

wtf

[restlesspride666]

hahaha. this one was actually kinda good.

[MrWhiteX]

The great thing about the Bear character is that we can Identify with him because we suffer every episode as well

[freedom0speech]

MOAR! MOOOOAR!!!

[wowkittyman07]

Ohhh come on, these are great but the past two or so have been crap :\ Put some more thought into these and make them good again.

[JacklandInc]

Why does God keep recreating Bear if He hates him?

[lipsynchORswim]

Story of my life.



[restlesspride666]

@lipsynchORswim xD haha...

[Blomvik]

Seeing God's wrath like this makes me thing of the story in the bible where God killed everything on earth except for some dude with a wife and kid and some animals he managed to fit in a big boat. Surely seeing God kill a cute and harmless bear doesn't seem so cruel on the thought of that :P

[faillblogkeyboardcat]

id bet people would like this cartoon better if the bear was fred

[cuzzythewolf2]

what did you say? boom

[psicoyote]

If you read your bible completely you will suddenly notice that the god in tthe bible is the same exact god as in this show

[restlesspride666]

@psicoyote Yep.

[mattnorton5]

OK, I don't really like this show, but even I have to admit that was funny.

[sk8thatwhat]

im religious and i still think there funny!

[lolimontheinternet]

M-m-m-m-meta-trolling.

Keep it up, Fred!

[LaMarudera]

auch!

[TomSka]

Yep.. Any time now.. No rush.. I can wait for the funny

[winxgirlalways]

@TomSka You are gonna grow very very old waiting...

[TheEphemeral]

When are they stopping this godawful series? I miss actual different things being on Channel Frederator. I've stopped watching this channel completely because of this BS that's going on. Lets get back to the cartoons! There's plenty of other good animation out there! Lets showcase it!

[psicoyote]

@TheEphemeral If you stopped watching this channel a while ago, how are you commenting right now? D=

GASP!

ITS A MIRACLE!

[TheEphemeral]

@psicoyote Because I've only watched the first one of these and then this one and they were both short and terrible and Channel Frederator hasn't aired anything new and creative, besides this junk, for a few months. It's getting old.

[SK371]

hilarious, pissing the religious people off is just icing on the cake

[vicente321]

@SK371 i don't get how this could piss off religious people. It just pisses me off that this cartoon isn't really that funny. I can get more entertainment from a youtube poop.....

[feeboopoo]

Lol i love this. 

[Brinksofsims]

I don't see what everyone is complaining about. I find these quite hilarious.

[cirv0]

@Brinksofsims it isnt that people dont find this unfunny its just that they dont like that this repplace the old show wich showed off differentanimators and animations not just one.

[kkkkhaledddd]

@Brinksofsims then i bet you find your computer screen hilarious.. ;)

[Brinksofsims]

@kkkkhaledddd

Oh yes, I do find my screen funny in the same way I find the sounds coming from my headsets funny. Let's see what happens to my monitor and speakers when I instert a DVD collection of George Carlin.

[kkkkhaledddd]

@Brinksofsims well HE is actually pretty funny lol

[Brinksofsims]

@kkkkhaledddd Damn straight.

[LawsonandTice]

Cactuses rule!!!! Hehe

[dreamy2]

"blasphemous!" LOL

[sid1920]

thumbs down again. horribly unfunny.. Will come back though, frederator had quality before, so will stick around to see it again someday.

[kavuthedark2005]

Rofl.

[daveofTBZworld]

The bear deserved it most definitely this time! That was a low blow bear. God should have taken his cookie.

[LJBeckett]

thats it for me. im sick of this - not funny, not clever show. guess im not the only one...yet you still keep pushing it.

---unsubscribe---

[freedom0speech]

@LJBeckett

LOL! Bah Bye Now!

[generationG4m3r]

owned

[StanleyBradshaw]

one twelfth veiw.

this is horribly sad.

[DanielSmith604]

She was only marrying him for the power.

[TheFlyingTacoz]

first view