Uncle Al

[Ltpeppers05]

why would anyone act in this commercial?

[xXjojoninjaXx]

:O AND TO THINK I SHARED MY REMOTE CONTROL WITH THAT BASTARD.

[frootloops4u]

oops...i didnt know that was illegal!

[OMGitsFay]

Holy shit... I have an Uncle Al.

(like, no, my uncle doesn't molest me, but I do have an uncle named Al. Yeah.)

[TB179]

whats dad doing here

[Chrom1um]

Uncle Al's got nothing on Coach Sanders.

[darkmindedsith]

@Chrom1um

Cereal! When is Al gonna start playing ping pong after school like Coach?

I'M UNKKUH AHH.

[BatBastardson]

The 5 people who clicked dislike had things done to them when no one was looking by Uncle Al.

[BatBastardson]

Everyone truly fears

Uncle Al

[verynice420]

I suspected uncle Chester , but it was uncle Al the whole time!

[TheRaisedEyebrow]

This it's disturbingly hilarious.

[KimIsMissing]

is it bad I giggled?

[hulkchicken]

NO UNLE AL!!!!!!!! GOD PUT OUR MOUTHS ON OUR HEADS 4 A REASON

[nerdelicious5]

I wouldn't be in one of those ads if they paid me a million dollars

[InvincibleIrishman]

@nerdelicious5 i think that is a downright lie....you do know that people would know that you are just doing it for money right? or do you just assume everyone is as retarded as you?

[voltshock99]

Yep, that's Bernard, sowing the seeds of paranoia.

[slipknotjake]

rofl

[billenmattie]

Bernard?

[disembowell]

I miss Uncle AL

[devilshomie]

why uncle al nooooo

[Kabbie4]

Jebus, yeah, don't let your kids go out ever! or know anyone. or anything.

[SuperUncleAl]

hahahahhahahhaha<3

[drrrerr]

uncel artifial intelligence

[Tullece]

"I give them candy and swing them on the tyre swing ... I'm so evil, Muhahaha"

[deezgirlzsothirsty]

uh yeah..that's effin CREEPY

[iflylikepaper321]

that guy is FREAKY

[Steve19891]

uncle al loves toooooo muuuuuch

[lilcupcake136]

The first time I saw this commercial, I laughed my fucking ass off. Hahahha, uncle al is a cutie.

[iflylikepaper321]

whats the matter with you ?

[askannie2000]

FUCK YOU UNCLE AL!

[Nabeelco]

No, no, Uncle Al fucks you! :P

[amdrag9]

Uncle Diddles!

[chamillaire3]

OMGFTWBBQ IM SCARED

[ijumpoffstuff6]

Lol

[ghetto09876]

i saw this on channel E the soup but anyway thats just mess up

[maddenchelsie]

hahahhahahhaha! i dont know why this made me laugh but it did.

[Nabeelco]

I wonder how that actors agent broke the news to the guy. "Guess what, I got a great gig that suits you perfectly! You're a child molester in a PSA Advert!"

I would be soooooo insulted.

[trevormail]

This

[KevnTurboSevn]

Is...

[trevormail]

Sparta?

[KevnTurboSevn]

no.

[magictwinkie]

blasphemy?

[xChocoVampx]

DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNN!

[J0EJ0NASL0VEx0x]

thats creepy...that guy is weird.

[putittogether]

Scare them, terrify them, make it so they are afraid of everybody, where only the State can be trusted, take away there reason and logic, leave them with only fear. And they will submit.

[xbrandehkins]

My parents knew him their entire life. They invited him for holidays. They sat there and watched T.V. with us, in our living room, on our couch.

They didn't know what he did to me when they weren't looking.

This IS meant to scare us. Terrify us. Because the world's a scary place. I know first hand.

[widgetbrain]

WOW. youve got your dial turned all the way up to eleven dont you ?

Do just see everything as a part of the NWO conspiracy...? Think for a second here. thats Susan Sarandon on the voice over! Is she an EXTREMELY well done post-op tranny graduate of the skull and bones club planted amongst the progressive left, biding her time FOR JUST THIS MOMENT !?

[ZGDK]

Remember, Big Brother IS watching you, no I think it's a fair point, people submit to fear.

[SturmTempest]

putittogether, I agree with you to an extent. The State is trying to scare the shit out of us, when we are scared, we consume. Look at the media. However, this is a true statistic. Most child abuse comes from someone the child knows and trusts. "Stranger danger" is complete bullshit. But this is real.

Although, with the amount of sexual abuse cases in children this is being blown out proportion. Scaring people and casting suspicion where it doesn't need to be cast.

[Thespartan18]

wow good job scaring every single american family into paranoia against everyone involved with their kids.

[danachan]

Well these ads are a good counterpoint to the "be afraid of strangers" advice kids usually get. The fact is that most (90%, like the ad says) child abuse comes from family and friends, NOT strangers. How would YOU get that message across?

[danachan]

Whoops... that should be "... 70%, like the ad says..."

[Thespartan18]

geeze testy testy looks like somebody got raped by their uncle Al.

[Steve19891]

hahhahaa

[KaplanMike]

Wonderfully effective campaign. Bravo!

[lovenow]

My name is AL and it's a goddamn shitty fucking choice of name. Assholes

[alfredspitz]

As a fellow "Al", I agree with you at heart. However, the point of the message is that these fiends are "one of us." Fred, John, Henry, Jack--it doesn't matter. So your reaction is more than understandable, its the whole point. We have to look past what we "trust" and watch our kids.

Not every "Al" is a nice one. Its the molesters who are assholes.

[lovenow]

Yes, exactly true, all the more reason to use a very common name, because the pervs out there are common. They don't come with funny names like Al. And, not only that, but it wouldn't be stigmatizing to the holder of the name if it was very common, like 'Bill'.

[hs0mps0n]

Way to go Darkness to Light!!! This country needs a wake up call! Children we know and see every day could be being abused and we are all in denial (it could never happen to my child! Not to someone I know!) Stastics says it is someone we know or trust that will be most likely to abuse our nations children (70% are abused by someone the child knows, or the family trusts). Do you KNOW who your children are with???!!! Get the facts, get educated, get involved!!! OUR CHILDREN NEED YOU!

[Grrracen]

Effective I'm sure, but soooo creepy.