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  • Did...did Jimmy sound like Charlie Brown to anyone else?

  • Duckman Was so on point with his rant

  • Does anyone know what this is a spoof of??

  • hm... you know, this would be a pretty good expirment to do. what would happen if you set a group of couples apart with the same sex for a few weeks or months. someone in the science committee: do this expirment just to see what would happen!!!

  • @crcoghill I've often wondered what would happen if this was implemented on a larger scale. Not an experiment, but a scenario and which men completely loose interest in women. What would the Government do to stop the damage? I'd love to see that.

  • @MrAlcazar hm. guess we'll never know. ... or well we?

  • oh god the beginning is so good because its true thank god for the internet :D

  • Remember: Men...they're NOT just homo sapiens, they're homo sex.....err.... SUPERIORS!

  • I'm irish...

  • @Aloneus81 Sucks to be you then :)

  • What happened at 7:15?

  • So... Duckman LIKES IT without women to hit on?

  • Ahhh watching this on the USA network back in the day. What a channel.

  • aunt bernice is such a bitch always pointing duckman's flaws and yelling at him

  • I just think that..this episode is a perfect example todays society of men and women...

  • LONG LIVE DUCKMAN!

  • I love this episode!

  • pffft i highly doubt women's society would be that refined

    im pretty sure a man's society would be back washed like that but same would go for women they're just a bit cleaner

    women would not have been able to be astronauts, soldiers etc.

    men would of fought for territory and shit, women wouldn't have moved anywhere beyond where they settled and the only wars women would of fought was when their children were involved

  • @kilkolio That's so sexist, it's beyond reality lmao. Well done, you win the prick of a life time award.

  • btw i think duckman exists partially because of Fritz the cat...

  • Idk why but this show screams bestiality to me. 0_o

  • @Swiftkill28 The animals on here are anthropomorphic, and non-anthropomorphic, which they have a dog that walks on all fours, and is as smart as a dog, implying there is a difference, in that cartoon universe anyhow. I'd think of bestiality if it was a sexual situation with something that is quadruped, or the intelligence is meant to not be humanoid. it doesnt seem so much like it if the character has been made to have human characteristics. It's just like watching looneytunes with adult humor.

  • Screw the Irish

  • Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

  • I like how this has the same artstyle has aaahh!!! Real Monsters :D

  • @Xephirox900 Thats because it's all the same people drawin the stuff

  • Wait, no, that's re-enforced steel. lmfao!

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  • Ok screw any over used simpsons catchphrase, Nothing will ever have the same comic value as, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARIN' AT, with jason alexander's voice.

  • One of my favorite shows of all time, well written and smartly funny and witty, not the obvious fart jokes you find on Family Guy and South Park .

  • @hubergeek

    You are right. This show has clever shit. It is subtle, and lays low. (I think)

    Family Guy isn't funny, it relies on Flashbacks and fart jokes.

    The only other show I would rather watch besides this is American Dad, which is better since it is more of a non-sequitur.

  • is it me or does berniece and duckman really love each other than hate each other. i think they should of stayed together as a couple.

  • @TheLinainverse5 Bernice is the sister of his ex wife, not his ex wife herself.

  • @Y0uTubeJebuz Dead wife. Bernice is dead.

  • @creamygoodness420 nope, beatrice is dead.

  • @gaddes01

    No, watch the series finale. She turns out to be alive, but ended on a bad note.

  • duckman slays any of those other cartoons man, it shouldnt have been taken off... itd be great to see adult swim throw em back on so this generation could enjoy this frikkin awesome show!!

  • that pro baseball joke came true

  • -loosens tie- ...I feel naked...

  • Oh, and: You *are* aware this episode was actually written by a woman, yes?

  • @VeraCity859 If I remember incorrectly, women are those with wieners.

  • @ xXThe White SheepXx: Well, at least one feminist saw it. Didn't change my opinions one bit.

    *Snort* As if there aren't loads of women who are *also* too ugly or fat or scrawny or insecure, who *also* have an incredibly tough time getting laid. A *truly* original Duckman episode would've pointed out the ways in which we're actually pretty similar, without having to sacrifice its characteristic thoughtfulness and raunchiness, instead of emphasizing the same lame gender stereotypes AGAIN.

  • 4:16 - 4:42 so true :D lol

  • haha 13:00 its the cliche "throwing-up" audio sample that everyone uses!

  • cornfed is so right...

  • ...sniff...*wipes away a tear*.....that was beautiful.

  • I love how the duckman doll's pupils are red.

    "But how can you guarentee there will be a local disaster?"

    "Ah hahahhaha, waha AH HAHAHAHAHAA!!

  • i swear to god he was gonna say "HOMO sexuals" that duckman..

  • Every feminist in the world needs to see this episode.

  • "Thats right Jimmy. Everyone except the Irish."

  • "and... Just how good a pair of chaps can make a man feel."

  • who is going to tell him when to blink

  • mom can we read the one when duckman becomes the antichrist?

  • "Im gonna look after him as if he were my own son"

    "Thanks DAD"

  • "how am i supposed to spend my nights without tradgically abusive one night stands?"

  • Yay sexist riots.

  • got to love that evil laugh at 2:45

  • @dasnoman21 the sirens and fire in the background made me lose it

  • Ajaxina haha

  • "Everyone except the Irish" L0Lz0rZ

  • "3 legged ones" lol

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  • I want a Duckman talking doll

  • @xCultSpherex "What the hell are YOU starin' at?!?!?

  • sperm in the resevoi,r classic

  • lol thanks to you i still cant drink tap water

  • i got a letter in the mail telling me there was fecal matter in my tapwater

  • "Your idea of commitment is not yelling someone else's name during SEX!!"

  • LOL agreed!

  • Llike so many of you all, I could not understand this show when I was a younger. Now I see realize the genius behind it. I think Bernice is HOT!! What about you all?

  • Duckman became the anti-christ? haha

  • Duckman 4 life..

  • Duckman: what is this stinking lump of garbage? Cornfed: Hey ho.

  • Yep, It's always sex, sports an pizza..

  • Bernice is such a righteous loudmouth!

  • I like the boobs on the second chick from the left at 10:46 ...

  • i love this show, duckman speaks the truth alot of the time, i love him.

  • I never connected for more than a couple of minutes and that's scouting time for the sleeping pill to knock them out! -Duckman-

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  • "So...What the hell do you want?!?"

    Bawhahah

  • this concept has been done before by the simpsons (well what hasn't) but i think they pull it off well.

  • but which was done first though, not sure to be honest, but i think the duckman version is much funnier

  • I'm sorry Duckman, but as the only person in town not currently in litigation against you. I must warn you that this outfit is lude, sexist, and worst of all, it makes me look fat. BEST LINE!

  • This is the BEST episode ever.

    Not only of Duckman, but of any and all animation series. This is the best shit ever.

  • Duckman is pure evil!

  • Oh dang, I forgot Zappa had a hand in the music :) Almost made for the perfect series.

  • "You don't understand dear, these are SPIDERS!"

    - aunt bernice

  • Ajax: "No penis for me, thanks".

    It's been fifteen minutes, and I'm still laughing.

  • ;-)

  • duckmans world is what concider perfect society only thing missing is the gay sex

  • ....... " I didnt have time to change" "duckmans vuagely satanic fashion show" LOL

  • great tv

  • Ajax sounds like Keanu Reeves.

    Y'now, from the matrix and bill & ted

  • It's Dweezil Zappa, son of Frank.

  • Oh really?

    That is freaking awesome

  • Oh...THAT Keanu Reeves.  LOL

  • :D But seriously tho', some people know the characters the actors played, but not the names of the actors

  • i think Jason Alexander did the voice of duckman you may know him as George Costanza off Seinfeld

  • I know that (except for the seinfeld part)

    It is jason alexander and I know that

  • yeah you're right by the by who put a negative thing on this he was just stating a truth

  • 1:02 That is SO true!

  • Genitally-challenged boogie men! LMFAO!

  • The whole rant about women is soooo right. And im a girl. But the rant about the men is more than true!

  • Maybe it's your estrogen logic talking, but exactly can something be "more than true"?

  • face it we are a flawed species where both genders hate eachother but must co exsist for the race as a whole to continue

  • for some unknown reason Duckman was shown on BBC 2 but for 1 series only!

    i did not know there where 3 series. thank you for posting this!

  • Duckman's rant about women in the beginning couldn't be more true!

  • duckman is suck a dirty duck!

  • ouch, Im Irish.

  • lol, it took me the whole episode to understand that

  • Duckman My Hero

  • i really hope they start showing these on tv again

  • Gotta love this show.

    They are about to end it with a touchy feely moment and then make up for it by slipping in a cultural stereotype.

  • Better than The Simpsons and Family Guy.

  • Well, better than Family Guy anyway.

  • Anything's better than Family Guy.

  • @Eweiit no the new shit on cn i know its for young kids but dexter labatory and tom and jerry are still funny

  • @themass109

    I hope you mean the 1996-98 Dexter's Lab... When they revived and reanimated in 2001, it just wasn't the same.

  • "That's right Jimmy, everyone except the Irish" lol

  • Fuck offf! Sonofabitch! Can I feel aggrieved here? Such great writing, it must be applauded. Such memories from the 1990s. Mere half-assed repetition and rehash from the Simpsons et alia. Vive Duckman!

  • Even seperated...women would still win out. They can have sex with each other. Men get the short end of the straw every possible way.

  • what? Men can't have sex with each other?

  • no brah... cause that's like gay n'stuff

  • Lol that and women have more to play with versus guys.

  • masturbation my man

  • God, I didn't remember how awesome Duckman was.

  • "Draught. What would Dad do in a situation like this." Haha, that is ossum!

  • Vagina!

  • "who can i play mind games on now" I thought that was a very ideological episode. XD

  • I absolutly love the mature nature of the show =)

  • must of been canada rules u must be 18+ to wacth it cause i was ten when i wacthed it

  • lol i ve seen these anim years ago on tv... but know i can see the rest on net... cool!

  • a few of em

  • i think this is a great idea. women can have their democracy and socialism and men can have their survival of the fittest. we'll have our liquor and hot dogs and they can have their tofu and lattes. we'll meet one month out of the year to procriate. women can take care of the girls and the men the boys. we'll see which one of us comes crawling back to the other first. i'm betting it'll be you lactating, bloodletting harpies. you moo cows wouldn't last a week without us.

  • did you watch the ending?

    I would like to see what it would truly end up like though...

    although probably the ending.

  • I'm a man but I'd rather have tofu and lattes.

  • are you sure your a man? are you sure you weren't castraded when you were a little boy? well, i suppose homosexuals could go live with the women, or perhaps they could guard the border like fluffy and uranus did.

  • i hate to say it but its true what man speaks of tofu and latte? he must be a cat owner..

  • the butch chik is right

  • Seasons One and Two will be out on DVD September 16, 2008. i can't wait.

  • who can i play mind games on now?

  • lol

  • Can you read me the one when duckman becomes the antichrist?¿, ROFL!!! hehehehe, everyone except the Irish...HAHAHAHA

  • I don't think it's been on dvd yet but I wish

    they would put it out. It's a lot more enjoy

    able than half of the junk on these days. I w

    ish they'd pick it up from the episode that i

    t was cancelled after and tell what happenes

    after the cliffhanger they left us with. If t

    hey can't get all of the original voice cast

    back that would be o.k it would be a tad diff

    erent but they've done recasts before when a

    voicer had to leave.

  • The guy who plays duckman in the videogame seems ridiculous at first, but you accept him in the role once you play it long enough.

  • Why is this show not on dvd or was it released and I just missed it? If anybody has any info please tell me it would be greatly appricated.

  • Duckman rules!!!!!!!!!!

  • Burn, Baby, Burn  hahahahahaha

  • evry 1 except the irish XD

  • Near the end to the show, I'd also like to hear the story of Duckman becoming the anti-christ. That would be funny.

  • This episode show too, the power of tv against the union of men and woman

  • How many times has Duckman had no respect for women?

  • You don`t know duckman. You can`t judge him, he isn`t a stupid american hero, he is just a human, as all the man in the world. The respect to woman is so subjective to any man in the world than everybody has their own concept. But the show don`t make a critic about woman`s defects, too show the stupid kind of acts of the men.

    Duckman is just a man whom miss their dead wife, and have natural apetites for the ever cruel woman whom don`t give a little time of love without seconds objetives.

  • You don`t know duckman. You can`t judge him, he isn`t a stupid american hero, he is just a human, as all the man in the world. The respect to woman is so subjective to any man in the world than everybody has their own concept. But the show don`t make a critic about woman`s defects, too show the stupid kind of acts of the men.

    Duckman is just a man whom miss their dead wife, and have natural apetites for the ever cruel woman whom don`t give a little time of love without seconds objetives.

  • not enough

  • SPOILER: Ok, here's where Cornfed screwed up. Since he was speaking 4 both parties as the voice of reason, y did he (speaking as Duckman) apologize? The way I see it, both parties were stubborn & well... pigheaded (Sorry Corny.) Both were wrong 2 think so ill of each other & it was up 2 the teenagers' own feelings of 1st love that brought them back 2gether. Kids can be a A LOT smarter than adults.

  • it goes back to the old spirt of the joke about no matter what, men are in the wrong and women in the right when there in an arguement.

  • Well, I'm going to knock you 4 a loop... I'm a woman. 2 me, when people are wrong, they're wrong... male OR female.

  • I think he apologized on behalf of the men because of the sexist clothing Duckman created.

  • It could be. But I still think that Bernice is was just as wrong for being stubborn & participating in the Battle of The Sexes side show-- & it was up to the children to show them that.

  • "The butch chick is right!" LOL!

  • "And bullets bounce right off them. Wait, no that's reinforced steel"

    Miss this show so much!

  • I'm trying to decided which is funnier: "No penis for me, thanks!" or "It was a long hard battle! LONG AND HARD! Ok, bad choice of words. I can barely remenber the old days, back when we leaved with 'not men'." LOL! Oh my sides again!

  • hahah WE'RE NOT JUST HOMOSAPIENS! WE'RE HOMOSEX-- HOMOSUPERIOR!

  • I always loved how Ajax calls his father "Dod" in the faux surfer dude voice! lol!

  • TEAR DOWN THE WALL!!!

  • The battle of the Sexes heats up again!

  • everyone except the Irish? Lol!

  • Ajax: "No penis for me, thanks." XD

  • everyone except the Irish LOL!!!!! :)

  • Remind AJax to swallow?

  • & don't 4get, "blink", too! lol!

  • best tv show ever

  • Of course it was ADevilsReject6 you freakin retard!!!

  • I cant say enough about this episode - loved it!

  • Heh Dod

  • Duckman's laugh at the beginning is one of the greatest evil laughs of the time.