hm... you know, this would be a pretty good expirment to do. what would happen if you set a group of couples apart with the same sex for a few weeks or months. someone in the science committee: do this expirment just to see what would happen!!!
@crcoghill I've often wondered what would happen if this was implemented on a larger scale. Not an experiment, but a scenario and which men completely loose interest in women. What would the Government do to stop the damage? I'd love to see that.
pffft i highly doubt women's society would be that refined
im pretty sure a man's society would be back washed like that but same would go for women they're just a bit cleaner
women would not have been able to be astronauts, soldiers etc.
men would of fought for territory and shit, women wouldn't have moved anywhere beyond where they settled and the only wars women would of fought was when their children were involved
@Swiftkill28 The animals on here are anthropomorphic, and non-anthropomorphic, which they have a dog that walks on all fours, and is as smart as a dog, implying there is a difference, in that cartoon universe anyhow. I'd think of bestiality if it was a sexual situation with something that is quadruped, or the intelligence is meant to not be humanoid. it doesnt seem so much like it if the character has been made to have human characteristics. It's just like watching looneytunes with adult humor.
Ok screw any over used simpsons catchphrase, Nothing will ever have the same comic value as, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARIN' AT, with jason alexander's voice.
duckman slays any of those other cartoons man, it shouldnt have been taken off... itd be great to see adult swim throw em back on so this generation could enjoy this frikkin awesome show!!
@ xXThe White SheepXx: Well, at least one feminist saw it. Didn't change my opinions one bit.
*Snort* As if there aren't loads of women who are *also* too ugly or fat or scrawny or insecure, who *also* have an incredibly tough time getting laid. A *truly* original Duckman episode would've pointed out the ways in which we're actually pretty similar, without having to sacrifice its characteristic thoughtfulness and raunchiness, instead of emphasizing the same lame gender stereotypes AGAIN.
Llike so many of you all, I could not understand this show when I was a younger. Now I see realize the genius behind it. I think Bernice is HOT!! What about you all?
I'm sorry Duckman, but as the only person in town not currently in litigation against you. I must warn you that this outfit is lude, sexist, and worst of all, it makes me look fat. BEST LINE!
Fuck offf! Sonofabitch! Can I feel aggrieved here? Such great writing, it must be applauded. Such memories from the 1990s. Mere half-assed repetition and rehash from the Simpsons et alia. Vive Duckman!
i think this is a great idea. women can have their democracy and socialism and men can have their survival of the fittest. we'll have our liquor and hot dogs and they can have their tofu and lattes. we'll meet one month out of the year to procriate. women can take care of the girls and the men the boys. we'll see which one of us comes crawling back to the other first. i'm betting it'll be you lactating, bloodletting harpies. you moo cows wouldn't last a week without us.
are you sure your a man? are you sure you weren't castraded when you were a little boy? well, i suppose homosexuals could go live with the women, or perhaps they could guard the border like fluffy and uranus did.
You don`t know duckman. You can`t judge him, he isn`t a stupid american hero, he is just a human, as all the man in the world. The respect to woman is so subjective to any man in the world than everybody has their own concept. But the show don`t make a critic about woman`s defects, too show the stupid kind of acts of the men.
Duckman is just a man whom miss their dead wife, and have natural apetites for the ever cruel woman whom don`t give a little time of love without seconds objetives.
You don`t know duckman. You can`t judge him, he isn`t a stupid american hero, he is just a human, as all the man in the world. The respect to woman is so subjective to any man in the world than everybody has their own concept. But the show don`t make a critic about woman`s defects, too show the stupid kind of acts of the men.
Duckman is just a man whom miss their dead wife, and have natural apetites for the ever cruel woman whom don`t give a little time of love without seconds objetives.
SPOILER: Ok, here's where Cornfed screwed up. Since he was speaking 4 both parties as the voice of reason, y did he (speaking as Duckman) apologize? The way I see it, both parties were stubborn & well... pigheaded (Sorry Corny.) Both were wrong 2 think so ill of each other & it was up 2 the teenagers' own feelings of 1st love that brought them back 2gether. Kids can be a A LOT smarter than adults.
It could be. But I still think that Bernice is was just as wrong for being stubborn & participating in the Battle of The Sexes side show-- & it was up to the children to show them that.
I'm trying to decided which is funnier: "No penis for me, thanks!" or "It was a long hard battle! LONG AND HARD! Ok, bad choice of words. I can barely remenber the old days, back when we leaved with 'not men'." LOL! Oh my sides again!
Did...did Jimmy sound like Charlie Brown to anyone else?
CompSarge 1 week ago
Duckman Was so on point with his rant
Shabazz23 1 month ago
Does anyone know what this is a spoof of??
BeNicePlz 3 months ago
hm... you know, this would be a pretty good expirment to do. what would happen if you set a group of couples apart with the same sex for a few weeks or months. someone in the science committee: do this expirment just to see what would happen!!!
crcoghill 4 months ago in playlist More videos from NetworkLive
@crcoghill I've often wondered what would happen if this was implemented on a larger scale. Not an experiment, but a scenario and which men completely loose interest in women. What would the Government do to stop the damage? I'd love to see that.
MrAlcazar 3 weeks ago
@MrAlcazar hm. guess we'll never know. ... or well we?
crcoghill 3 weeks ago
oh god the beginning is so good because its true thank god for the internet :D
DerNostalgischetyp 4 months ago
Remember: Men...they're NOT just homo sapiens, they're homo sex.....err.... SUPERIORS!
rockinrainbow69 5 months ago
I'm irish...
Aloneus81 6 months ago
@Aloneus81 Sucks to be you then :)
hexpinteas 4 months ago
What happened at 7:15?
jamesaellis 6 months ago
So... Duckman LIKES IT without women to hit on?
WikiSorcerer 7 months ago
Ahhh watching this on the USA network back in the day. What a channel.
WeaponX1986 7 months ago
aunt bernice is such a bitch always pointing duckman's flaws and yelling at him
capeverdeangirly 9 months ago
I just think that..this episode is a perfect example todays society of men and women...
MrSmiley330 9 months ago
LONG LIVE DUCKMAN!
GameGhost1 11 months ago
I love this episode!
Takara963 11 months ago
pffft i highly doubt women's society would be that refined
im pretty sure a man's society would be back washed like that but same would go for women they're just a bit cleaner
women would not have been able to be astronauts, soldiers etc.
men would of fought for territory and shit, women wouldn't have moved anywhere beyond where they settled and the only wars women would of fought was when their children were involved
kilkolio 1 year ago
@kilkolio That's so sexist, it's beyond reality lmao. Well done, you win the prick of a life time award.
smoogirl 4 months ago
btw i think duckman exists partially because of Fritz the cat...
adamtheskunk 1 year ago
Idk why but this show screams bestiality to me. 0_o
Swiftkill28 1 year ago
@Swiftkill28 The animals on here are anthropomorphic, and non-anthropomorphic, which they have a dog that walks on all fours, and is as smart as a dog, implying there is a difference, in that cartoon universe anyhow. I'd think of bestiality if it was a sexual situation with something that is quadruped, or the intelligence is meant to not be humanoid. it doesnt seem so much like it if the character has been made to have human characteristics. It's just like watching looneytunes with adult humor.
adamtheskunk 1 year ago
Screw the Irish
AnaruX 1 year ago
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
joestar99 1 year ago
I like how this has the same artstyle has aaahh!!! Real Monsters :D
Xephirox900 1 year ago
@Xephirox900 Thats because it's all the same people drawin the stuff
adamtheskunk 1 year ago
Wait, no, that's re-enforced steel. lmfao!
KromusKaption 1 year ago
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80sgirl2010 1 year ago
Ok screw any over used simpsons catchphrase, Nothing will ever have the same comic value as, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARIN' AT, with jason alexander's voice.
AndreisReaper666 1 year ago 4
One of my favorite shows of all time, well written and smartly funny and witty, not the obvious fart jokes you find on Family Guy and South Park .
hubergeek 1 year ago 4
@hubergeek
You are right. This show has clever shit. It is subtle, and lays low. (I think)
Family Guy isn't funny, it relies on Flashbacks and fart jokes.
The only other show I would rather watch besides this is American Dad, which is better since it is more of a non-sequitur.
iNvictaStudios 1 year ago
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Warrenles 1 year ago
is it me or does berniece and duckman really love each other than hate each other. i think they should of stayed together as a couple.
TheLinainverse5 1 year ago
@TheLinainverse5 Bernice is the sister of his ex wife, not his ex wife herself.
Y0uTubeJebuz 1 year ago
@Y0uTubeJebuz Dead wife. Bernice is dead.
creamygoodness420 1 year ago
@creamygoodness420 nope, beatrice is dead.
gaddes01 1 year ago
@gaddes01
No, watch the series finale. She turns out to be alive, but ended on a bad note.
iNvictaStudios 9 months ago
duckman slays any of those other cartoons man, it shouldnt have been taken off... itd be great to see adult swim throw em back on so this generation could enjoy this frikkin awesome show!!
LazNeedsABand 1 year ago 4
that pro baseball joke came true
Velazquez283 1 year ago
-loosens tie- ...I feel naked...
DrgoFx 1 year ago
Oh, and: You *are* aware this episode was actually written by a woman, yes?
VeraCity859 1 year ago 3
@VeraCity859 If I remember incorrectly, women are those with wieners.
vmelkon 1 year ago
@ xXThe White SheepXx: Well, at least one feminist saw it. Didn't change my opinions one bit.
*Snort* As if there aren't loads of women who are *also* too ugly or fat or scrawny or insecure, who *also* have an incredibly tough time getting laid. A *truly* original Duckman episode would've pointed out the ways in which we're actually pretty similar, without having to sacrifice its characteristic thoughtfulness and raunchiness, instead of emphasizing the same lame gender stereotypes AGAIN.
VeraCity859 1 year ago 2
4:16 - 4:42 so true :D lol
three0234 1 year ago
haha 13:00 its the cliche "throwing-up" audio sample that everyone uses!
DrumCoalitionWithWar 1 year ago
cornfed is so right...
fumpingo 1 year ago
...sniff...*wipes away a tear*.....that was beautiful.
MerchManDan 1 year ago 2
I love how the duckman doll's pupils are red.
"But how can you guarentee there will be a local disaster?"
"Ah hahahhaha, waha AH HAHAHAHAHAA!!
jekblom123 1 year ago
i swear to god he was gonna say "HOMO sexuals" that duckman..
Iori400 1 year ago
Every feminist in the world needs to see this episode.
xXTheWhiteSheepXx 1 year ago 4
"Thats right Jimmy. Everyone except the Irish."
Schizochicken937 1 year ago 17
"and... Just how good a pair of chaps can make a man feel."
ottselguy 1 year ago 2
who is going to tell him when to blink
monkeybutler20 1 year ago
mom can we read the one when duckman becomes the antichrist?
Kaozkronik 1 year ago 3
"Im gonna look after him as if he were my own son"
"Thanks DAD"
DVKNIGHT004 1 year ago
"how am i supposed to spend my nights without tradgically abusive one night stands?"
primalsincerity84 1 year ago 2
Yay sexist riots.
slovan 1 year ago 2
got to love that evil laugh at 2:45
dasnoman21 2 years ago 2
@dasnoman21 the sirens and fire in the background made me lose it
loserhero1982 1 year ago 3
Ajaxina haha
xenosexo 2 years ago
"Everyone except the Irish" L0Lz0rZ
Spudcorewarrior 2 years ago
"3 legged ones" lol
tonybeasley 2 years ago 2
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Warrenles 2 years ago
I want a Duckman talking doll
xCultSpherex 2 years ago 34
@xCultSpherex "What the hell are YOU starin' at?!?!?
ChurchOfKali66619 1 year ago
sperm in the resevoi,r classic
kittylvrs 2 years ago
lol thanks to you i still cant drink tap water
hunarf 2 years ago 2
i got a letter in the mail telling me there was fecal matter in my tapwater
primalsincerity84 1 year ago
"Your idea of commitment is not yelling someone else's name during SEX!!"
TheInnerSanctuary 2 years ago 2
LOL agreed!
bigbadndn 2 years ago
Llike so many of you all, I could not understand this show when I was a younger. Now I see realize the genius behind it. I think Bernice is HOT!! What about you all?
Paradox3627505 2 years ago
Duckman became the anti-christ? haha
luap5675 2 years ago
Duckman 4 life..
dbreiden83080 2 years ago
Duckman: what is this stinking lump of garbage? Cornfed: Hey ho.
ottselguy 2 years ago
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Warrenles 2 years ago
Yep, It's always sex, sports an pizza..
maloyculero 2 years ago 2
Bernice is such a righteous loudmouth!
FishDemon00 2 years ago 3
I like the boobs on the second chick from the left at 10:46 ...
eduardpqek 2 years ago
i love this show, duckman speaks the truth alot of the time, i love him.
cdvtoronto 2 years ago 2
I never connected for more than a couple of minutes and that's scouting time for the sleeping pill to knock them out! -Duckman-
nightmarehammer 2 years ago
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Warrenles 2 years ago
"So...What the hell do you want?!?"
Bawhahah
Rades 2 years ago
this concept has been done before by the simpsons (well what hasn't) but i think they pull it off well.
darkknightbob101 2 years ago
but which was done first though, not sure to be honest, but i think the duckman version is much funnier
cdvtoronto 2 years ago
I'm sorry Duckman, but as the only person in town not currently in litigation against you. I must warn you that this outfit is lude, sexist, and worst of all, it makes me look fat. BEST LINE!
turnercm100 2 years ago
This is the BEST episode ever.
Not only of Duckman, but of any and all animation series. This is the best shit ever.
fdaen 2 years ago 3
Duckman is pure evil!
FishDemon00 2 years ago 4
Oh dang, I forgot Zappa had a hand in the music :) Almost made for the perfect series.
jacko821 2 years ago 4
"You don't understand dear, these are SPIDERS!"
- aunt bernice
GameGhost1 2 years ago 3
Ajax: "No penis for me, thanks".
It's been fifteen minutes, and I'm still laughing.
UnthinkingMachine 2 years ago 2
;-)
Asiaprinc 2 years ago
duckmans world is what concider perfect society only thing missing is the gay sex
ottselguy 2 years ago
....... " I didnt have time to change" "duckmans vuagely satanic fashion show" LOL
ottselguy 2 years ago
great tv
eyewoodsay 2 years ago
Ajax sounds like Keanu Reeves.
Y'now, from the matrix and bill & ted
LufsyLurqy 2 years ago
It's Dweezil Zappa, son of Frank.
mowub 2 years ago 3
Oh really?
That is freaking awesome
LufsyLurqy 2 years ago 3
Oh...THAT Keanu Reeves. LOL
CH3MIS7RY 2 years ago
:D But seriously tho', some people know the characters the actors played, but not the names of the actors
LufsyLurqy 2 years ago
i think Jason Alexander did the voice of duckman you may know him as George Costanza off Seinfeld
bigbadndn 2 years ago
I know that (except for the seinfeld part)
It is jason alexander and I know that
LufsyLurqy 2 years ago
yeah you're right by the by who put a negative thing on this he was just stating a truth
thebigshid 2 years ago
1:02 That is SO true!
mowub 2 years ago
Genitally-challenged boogie men! LMFAO!
lynnie1483 2 years ago
The whole rant about women is soooo right. And im a girl. But the rant about the men is more than true!
lynnie1483 2 years ago 2
Maybe it's your estrogen logic talking, but exactly can something be "more than true"?
uncledeercamp 2 years ago
face it we are a flawed species where both genders hate eachother but must co exsist for the race as a whole to continue
ottselguy 2 years ago 3
for some unknown reason Duckman was shown on BBC 2 but for 1 series only!
i did not know there where 3 series. thank you for posting this!
grahamkeithtodd 2 years ago 2
Duckman's rant about women in the beginning couldn't be more true!
clark4747 2 years ago 4
duckman is suck a dirty duck!
Captnuendo 3 years ago
ouch, Im Irish.
SoopaDoopaTom 3 years ago 3
lol, it took me the whole episode to understand that
incontrasttogray 3 years ago
Duckman My Hero
Arsonthaman 3 years ago
i really hope they start showing these on tv again
justtrytostopus90 3 years ago
Gotta love this show.
They are about to end it with a touchy feely moment and then make up for it by slipping in a cultural stereotype.
JebusGeist 3 years ago 2
Better than The Simpsons and Family Guy.
fortunethief 3 years ago 4
Well, better than Family Guy anyway.
loppears 3 years ago 26
Anything's better than Family Guy.
Eweiit 3 years ago 15
@Eweiit no the new shit on cn i know its for young kids but dexter labatory and tom and jerry are still funny
themass109 1 year ago
@themass109
I hope you mean the 1996-98 Dexter's Lab... When they revived and reanimated in 2001, it just wasn't the same.
Hulk2k6 10 months ago
"That's right Jimmy, everyone except the Irish" lol
chica476 3 years ago
Fuck offf! Sonofabitch! Can I feel aggrieved here? Such great writing, it must be applauded. Such memories from the 1990s. Mere half-assed repetition and rehash from the Simpsons et alia. Vive Duckman!
Liamski06 3 years ago
Even seperated...women would still win out. They can have sex with each other. Men get the short end of the straw every possible way.
brnleague99 3 years ago
what? Men can't have sex with each other?
loppears 3 years ago
no brah... cause that's like gay n'stuff
zhuweili 3 years ago 3
Lol that and women have more to play with versus guys.
johnnyraybosko 2 years ago
masturbation my man
THEVIDEOARBITRATOR 3 years ago
God, I didn't remember how awesome Duckman was.
FidelioRoo 3 years ago 2
"Draught. What would Dad do in a situation like this." Haha, that is ossum!
KINGKAI41 3 years ago
Vagina!
Jemini29944 3 years ago
"who can i play mind games on now" I thought that was a very ideological episode. XD
animeandy2153 3 years ago 2
I absolutly love the mature nature of the show =)
animeandy2153 3 years ago
must of been canada rules u must be 18+ to wacth it cause i was ten when i wacthed it
mariopie22 3 years ago
lol i ve seen these anim years ago on tv... but know i can see the rest on net... cool!
raducst 3 years ago
a few of em
Lolololololololipope 3 years ago
i think this is a great idea. women can have their democracy and socialism and men can have their survival of the fittest. we'll have our liquor and hot dogs and they can have their tofu and lattes. we'll meet one month out of the year to procriate. women can take care of the girls and the men the boys. we'll see which one of us comes crawling back to the other first. i'm betting it'll be you lactating, bloodletting harpies. you moo cows wouldn't last a week without us.
longinusmaximus 3 years ago
did you watch the ending?
I would like to see what it would truly end up like though...
although probably the ending.
Lolololololololipope 3 years ago
I'm a man but I'd rather have tofu and lattes.
desumania 3 years ago 2
are you sure your a man? are you sure you weren't castraded when you were a little boy? well, i suppose homosexuals could go live with the women, or perhaps they could guard the border like fluffy and uranus did.
longinusmaximus 3 years ago
i hate to say it but its true what man speaks of tofu and latte? he must be a cat owner..
Captnuendo 3 years ago 2
the butch chik is right
Blakefe 3 years ago
Seasons One and Two will be out on DVD September 16, 2008. i can't wait.
b4baby 3 years ago 7
who can i play mind games on now?
nutbunny 3 years ago
lol
kalindoscopy 3 years ago
Can you read me the one when duckman becomes the antichrist?¿, ROFL!!! hehehehe, everyone except the Irish...HAHAHAHA
MetalBlasterX 3 years ago
I don't think it's been on dvd yet but I wish
they would put it out. It's a lot more enjoy
able than half of the junk on these days. I w
ish they'd pick it up from the episode that i
t was cancelled after and tell what happenes
after the cliffhanger they left us with. If t
hey can't get all of the original voice cast
back that would be o.k it would be a tad diff
erent but they've done recasts before when a
voicer had to leave.
rockon864 3 years ago
The guy who plays duckman in the videogame seems ridiculous at first, but you accept him in the role once you play it long enough.
Lolololololololipope 3 years ago
Why is this show not on dvd or was it released and I just missed it? If anybody has any info please tell me it would be greatly appricated.
madashell6 3 years ago 2
Duckman rules!!!!!!!!!!
Ornajela 3 years ago 4
Burn, Baby, Burn hahahahahaha
TakatoDarkRapper 3 years ago 2
evry 1 except the irish XD
ironturtle89 3 years ago
Near the end to the show, I'd also like to hear the story of Duckman becoming the anti-christ. That would be funny.
bvthedemon 4 years ago 2
This episode show too, the power of tv against the union of men and woman
ElliotYamile 4 years ago
How many times has Duckman had no respect for women?
gurney71 4 years ago
You don`t know duckman. You can`t judge him, he isn`t a stupid american hero, he is just a human, as all the man in the world. The respect to woman is so subjective to any man in the world than everybody has their own concept. But the show don`t make a critic about woman`s defects, too show the stupid kind of acts of the men.
Duckman is just a man whom miss their dead wife, and have natural apetites for the ever cruel woman whom don`t give a little time of love without seconds objetives.
ElliotYamile 4 years ago
You don`t know duckman. You can`t judge him, he isn`t a stupid american hero, he is just a human, as all the man in the world. The respect to woman is so subjective to any man in the world than everybody has their own concept. But the show don`t make a critic about woman`s defects, too show the stupid kind of acts of the men.
Duckman is just a man whom miss their dead wife, and have natural apetites for the ever cruel woman whom don`t give a little time of love without seconds objetives.
ElliotYamile 4 years ago
not enough
arod1989 3 years ago
SPOILER: Ok, here's where Cornfed screwed up. Since he was speaking 4 both parties as the voice of reason, y did he (speaking as Duckman) apologize? The way I see it, both parties were stubborn & well... pigheaded (Sorry Corny.) Both were wrong 2 think so ill of each other & it was up 2 the teenagers' own feelings of 1st love that brought them back 2gether. Kids can be a A LOT smarter than adults.
robynsegg 4 years ago 4
it goes back to the old spirt of the joke about no matter what, men are in the wrong and women in the right when there in an arguement.
smudgeVIW 4 years ago
Well, I'm going to knock you 4 a loop... I'm a woman. 2 me, when people are wrong, they're wrong... male OR female.
robynsegg 4 years ago
I think he apologized on behalf of the men because of the sexist clothing Duckman created.
Microprosa 3 years ago
It could be. But I still think that Bernice is was just as wrong for being stubborn & participating in the Battle of The Sexes side show-- & it was up to the children to show them that.
robynsegg 3 years ago
"The butch chick is right!" LOL!
robynsegg 4 years ago 2
"And bullets bounce right off them. Wait, no that's reinforced steel"
Miss this show so much!
bvthedemon 4 years ago
I'm trying to decided which is funnier: "No penis for me, thanks!" or "It was a long hard battle! LONG AND HARD! Ok, bad choice of words. I can barely remenber the old days, back when we leaved with 'not men'." LOL! Oh my sides again!
robynsegg 4 years ago
hahah WE'RE NOT JUST HOMOSAPIENS! WE'RE HOMOSEX-- HOMOSUPERIOR!
Lathis 4 years ago 4
I always loved how Ajax calls his father "Dod" in the faux surfer dude voice! lol!
robynsegg 4 years ago
TEAR DOWN THE WALL!!!
gurney71 4 years ago
The battle of the Sexes heats up again!
gurney71 4 years ago
everyone except the Irish? Lol!
Drogmir 4 years ago 3
Ajax: "No penis for me, thanks." XD
Littlegh0st 4 years ago 2
everyone except the Irish LOL!!!!! :)
matamor78 4 years ago 2
Remind AJax to swallow?
alexbklyn11214 4 years ago 5
& don't 4get, "blink", too! lol!
robynsegg 4 years ago
best tv show ever
InfoJunkieHolland 4 years ago 5
Of course it was ADevilsReject6 you freakin retard!!!
bloodypieman 4 years ago
I cant say enough about this episode - loved it!
detectivekornfed 4 years ago
Heh Dod
mcshotgun96 4 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Was this on TV?
ADevilsReject6 4 years ago
Duckman's laugh at the beginning is one of the greatest evil laughs of the time.
Yeeksquilack 4 years ago 2