Poor is the new Rich

[nicole87ism]

R. U. Racsist

[portiageo]

this was uploaded on my birthday :D

[jboard00]

press 5 to see dannys boogers a lot of times

[Rachgless]

I feel better but if you need something I don't have like $ I feel worse again. If you ever need to talk I still have my trailer and I suppose if your safe you could sleep with the cats on the deck. Funny guy - I love to be funny too but I'm not gutsy enough and my job won't appreciate broadcasting the hilarity.

[mellonhead178]

press 8 'did he sayyy' then press 7

pre funny XD

[ajh2558]

U hav no life lol

[andrsboca10]

ase videoss mas divertidos

[GingerHottie123]

Did anyone else try his finger quotes xD

[FMGbrien]

1:28 Pause :P



[BlueRubberDuck2]

Wash ur hands....

[Marshmellowies]

You could see his boogerr! D:

[sheepnerd101]

You have a bootiful voice :')

[stsk7]

I searched up vapid, it's a real word. meaning lacking or having lost life, sharpness, or flavor; insipid; flat: vapid tea. 2. without liveliness or spirit; dull or tedious:

[stsk7]

I searched up vapid

[mag3ontherun]

@Xboxhalohero1 I would feel empty if I didnt see each news report of his.

[Xboxhalohero1]

@Fuz10nSp0ng3 I'd watch the news a hell of a lot more if he was my local news anchor.

[kingjoe0941life]

pause at 00:29 lolzzz SMILE like a DOHNUT!

[panayiotis210]

5press 5 and then 7

[UNDERGROUND710]

some think fat kids are harder to kidnapp but i think its the skinny ones are because fat kid run out of engey faster and cant ture fast or run unlike skinny kids think about it i know i have

[Martyr12100]

press 5

[tigersharkbunashi]

press 7 lollloolololollooll

[Martyr12100]

@tigersharkbunashi HOLD 7(I WILL TAKE OVUR UR COMPUTUR!!)

[candygirl123ooo]

Funnny lol

[candygirl123ooo]

124589

[luckynumber58]

vap·id/ˈvapid/Adjective:

Offering nothing that is stimulating or challenging: "tuneful but vapid musical comedies".

[mitchel518]

Im poor and rich which should I be

[Dp8563414430]

press #3 every 3 sec ( i weenied)

[dariokustura]

@Dp8563414430 press 1 2 4 6 8 and 9

[Dp8563414430]

hold down #5 lmao!!!!!

[Dp8563414430]

hold down #7 and looks like his goku

[Dp8563414430]

press 8 rapidly, sounds like his saying titties lmao!!!!

[HotDogWolf1]

"The things you own, end up owning you."

-Tyler Durden

[TheAquaticPro]

Holy shit I just laughed so f*cking hard

Press 7 repeatedly and enjoy

[METALMANIAC995]

2:14 that is sick!!

[snowconerangel]

creepy schmile 00:34

XDXDXD

[Kizzah2011]

LOOK IT UPPP

[SuperSpriter1000]

So if had an iPhone the president would know how to treat me? ZINGG

[Kub6BH]

I dare you all to turn on transcribe audio and try not to laugh.

[masterman451]

everybody hold 7!it works lol

[fuckbitchasses]

wtf is wrong w/t your arms?

[ElmoJellybeans]

u picked ur nose. .

[ParanormalxPrincessx]

beautiful singing <3 lolz

[11anonomys]

0:39 Ohhhh...You too Danny?

[XSoulStormX]

"People think other people will treat them differently if they own the right things" That is because it's true. Don't believe me? Pull up to a night club in a Pagani Zonda C12 S 7.3 with a $50,000 suit.

[Sasuke4ever54321]

0:34 pause XD lolzzzzz

[FMGbrien]

@Sasuke4ever54321 1:28 Pause :P



[Blace12344]

I like the face u makecwhen u say " but death is forever!!"

[TheBananaman76]

HHUUUUHH ITS AS IF A LARGE BLACK WOMAN WAS CHANNELING THROUGH ME! LOL

[Blace12344]

U sound like ur drunk so it makes it 3339884726261612849506071 times better!!!!!! ^^

[MissContraryMary]

"I had something in my throat. Turns out it was hair. Ew." I died. xD

[TheLordAndMaster9000]

are you high?

[MonstersEatJocelyn]

This video had so many racial things in it. Or lets go with JUDGEMENTEL things!

[lexilimeful]

I LOVE HOW YOU JUST STOP THEN DO THAT LAUGHT THIING AHAHHAHA YOUR JUST GREAT ....YOU NO .... just gggrrreeeaaat ;) ahah :)

[kevthekid41]

any1 notice the what happened when he said picking his nose?????

[xRaveyy]

A large black women.... Amazing!

Hahahahaha

I wish I was as funny and as smart as him x)

[59cva]

your a fukin fag idot

[Dlowz]

awesome video as always :)

[aimedNloaded]

your rich,

[VanissaWolf]

2:24 is so funny(;

[DivaMoney1213]

did u even wash ur hands after picking ur noise eewww!!!

...

bye

[ChainEffect1]

@shadowmonger21 but whites are the superior race, so if facts are racist then so be it.

[11anonomys]

@ChainEffect1 uh...seriously? You ever hear of sports? Or music?(blues,jazz,hiphop) C'mon,not cool.

[ChainEffect1]

@11anonomys yeah whites invented nearly all sports played on the planet today FACT.... have you ever heard of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, or Ludwig Van Beethoven, or perhaps Tchaikovsky and Wagner? You know... the people that laid the bricks to music. Have u heard of computers, space ships, aeroplanes, cars, engines, and 98.8% of other things around you. Invented by white guys? You bet your ass. Others races excel at things too, but we lead the way, and THAT is superiority, and it IS COOL.

[VanissaWolf]

@ChainEffect1

You are so full of shit .

[ChainEffect1]

@VanissaWolf Hey, why don't you stop whining, I will just say one thing, a chihuahua will never be as good or useful as a German Shepard or a Husky lol.

[VanissaWolf]

@ChainEffect1

Ever hear of "White man cant jump"?

im white,and iAdmit that black people(on average,not individually)are better known for athletic accomplishments.

Martin Luther King Jr was one of the greatest men in history,standing up for waht he believed in,defending it,and even dying for it.<-black man,not white.

[ChainEffect1]

@VanissaWolf Vanissa, I never said there weren't great people of all races, but collectively the white race has added more to humanity, including economical, social, systems, theories, ideologies, astronomy, etc etc i could go on, actually scientifically speaking it would take three lifetimes to write down accomplishments of our people whereas the accomplishments of the blacks cover only three pages, do you understand the difference?

[VanissaWolf]

@ChainEffect1

Quality over quantity , iConsider many of the accomplishments of the black race to be more significant than many of those of the white race , regardless of how MANY accomplishments .

As for the separation theory of yours , iAgree , however they were denied chances when we all came to America , the Land of the "Free" , where they were enslaved for hundreds of years . Anything they might have contributed was simply ignored .

[ChainEffect1]

@VanissaWolf Well, you have def proved your ignorance to me. I am sure peanut-butter or watergun (black inventions) are more important than space travel or actually creating a working society right? And newsflash America isnt where black history began, I know, its hard to process for you, but when Europeans first came to Africa, there was no sign of a written language, not even a sign of the Wheel with the exception of Northern Africa (which had white population before ancient Egypt)

[VanissaWolf]

@ChainEffect1

Dear sir ,

Can you not read ? iDid not say that black history started in America , iSaid that that is where they were first denied the chance to have an influence on modern life . And hun , honestly , if you think whites really are superior , then you should have a reality check before going and telling others how ignorant they are .

[ChainEffect1]

@VanissaWolf Dear Miss, your belittling defence mechanism amuses me, because I challenged your sacred egalitarian idea you have been brainwashed to all your life in the US. We are not all equal get it through your head, open your eyes, read a scientific book for once in your life don't repeat all you see on you MTV please.

[VanissaWolf]

@ChainEffect1

You were born into slavery weren.t you .

[ChainEffect1]

@VanissaWolf Actually you know its funny you mention it, because I am Slavic... and guess where the word SLAVE originates from.... the word SLAV! and even thou our people too, were "held down" we are still the first in space.... not to mention all the "heretics" that were constantly prosecuted and killed during the medieval period yet still somehow managed to come out with all these huge and amazing inventions and theories... like the world is not flat... so holding someone back is NO excuse.

[VanissaWolf]

@ChainEffect1

Okay i.m done arguing with you(; We have different opinions . That happens in life . And it.s okay .

[ChainEffect1]

@VanissaWolf No this isn't a matter of opinion, why r you so afraid of facing the factual truth. We are the superior people. Maybe one day you will realize this.

[VanissaWolf]

@ChainEffect1

Why are you so afraid of diversity ?

[ChainEffect1]

@VanissaWolf Who said I was afraid of it? I like diversity I can respect people of all ethnicities, but we must admit and recognise our differences, instead of denying or hiding them, and also we must make sure each group has an exclusive territory only for that group, otherwise... ALL of us will become mixed... annihilation by assimilation, and that is genocide under international law, therefore to KEEP a diverse world, we need to be keep evolving separately.

[VanissaWolf]

@ChainEffect1

Well we all have different opinions c;

[kevthekid41]

@ChainEffect1 The color of your skin does not judge your mental and physical capabilities. I believe that blacks have been known for their physical capabilities because the white man put them to work, and even if they weren't slaves, the area in which their ancestors lived caused them to adapt to their landscape. Humans are humans.

[kevthekid41]

@VanissaWolf The color of your skin does not judge your mental and physical capabilities. I believe that blacks have been known for their physical capabilities because the white man put them to work, and even if they weren't slaves, the area in which their ancestors lived caused them to adapt to their landscape. Humans are humans.

[VanissaWolf]

@kevthekid41

So you think more attention was drawn to them because of it ?

[kevthekid41]

@VanissaWolf drawn to who? Which are you referring to?

[VanissaWolf]

@kevthekid41

Attention drawn to the black race because of the work they did .

And iAgree with you on the brain size thing .

[ChainEffect1]

@kevthekid41 what you just said proved me right, and also what you think or don't think does not matter, leading genetic field books like race and intelligence or the bell curve have tests after tests, study after study dissecting exactly the differences between different races. 120,000 years of separate evolution in differing conditions will obviously leave an imprint, blacks are on average 25 points below whites, their brain size is also smaller, and their brain weighs less as well.

[kevthekid41]

@ChainEffect1 So what you just said means that Barrack Obama has a smaller brain than some guy who dropped out of school because he couldn't understand it???? Or some kid who's in all low level classes but oh wait he's white so it's ok!!!!!! that makes perfect sense.

[ChainEffect1]

@kevthekid41 Yes, that's exactly what I said, actually mixed races like Barrack Obama, have brain size, skull size and even IQ in the mid-point between the two races, this is also why mixed blacks outdo full blacks in schools, again, you need to read more scientific research and watch less CBN or BBC news. All this info is easily searchable on google as well. If you are interested in it I already provided you with two book references.

[kevthekid41]

@ChainEffect1 so why don't you tell me what your sources on google are.

[VanissaWolf]

@ChainEffect1

Jazz,hiphop,RnB,the best music all started with the black race,alot of it coming from African music.

Whites have done alot,but iHonestly think blacks have just been denied the right for so long they didnt have a chance

Jus sayin(; .

[ChainEffect1]

@VanissaWolf denied the right by who? As far as I know our races developed and evolved separately for over 120,000 years with very little contact during these periods, so I think each race had their own fair share of time to get ahead.

[kevthekid41]

@ChainEffect1 hahaha just heard chihuahuas is are the NEW German Shepherds. They have just as good smelling capabilities and are able to fit into smaller spaces, unlike the large German Shepherds.

[UnbornAssassin15]

106 ppl who dislike this cant take joke.

[naso0]

last

[Delcid101]

what do u think about steve hawking

[ivanlagrossemoule]

"saying "Whites are the superior race and the asians or black should be slaves" IS racist...."

Technically, saying that blacks and whites are a different race is racist, nothing else.

But since people like to use the wrong words...

[glitterstar1313]

@ivanlagrossemoule wow that's so true! Like nobody says that having different eye colour or hair colour makes you a different race!

[mgoodin1973]

haven't owned a tv for 27 years

few toys

old volvo

can't wait for the new computer with camera

I'll be saying hi, soon, Danny

Mark

[TheCpstudios1]

how mush weed do you smoke b4 every video

[Keeby12]

My computer paused right at 1:28

[AmTickProductions]

right idea... ANNOYING delivery...

[imissbiploar]

Pause at 0:34 ... LMFAO

[jesuscmarquez09]

@allen200112 so how come u can afford a computer or internet of course u live near a neighbor who has wifi or a place like mcdonalds with free wifi

[o0oHawleryo0o]

Haha, always with the mask guy:

OMG who was that?!

xDDD

[AdrianSpence1]

1:50 lmao

[mgoodin1973]

I need to be more cogent to respond.

It is difficult because you deserve so much.

Muchas gracias.

[NipahNipahNipah]

almost 66,666 views!! 66,658 right now!! xD haha you're so adorable ;3

[Shift9001]

vapid: adjective /ˈvæp.ɪd/ formal

showing no intelligence or imagination

(Definition of vapid adjective from the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary)

he was right, it IS a word!

[TheNewbforlife]

"IVE BEEN WORKIN ON THE RAILROAD, ALL THIS LIVE LONG DAY!" it was as if a large black woman channeled threw me... LOLOLOL, soooo damn funny :D

[nacho9992]

0:32 , I see you threw a little Jack Black in there :).

[booberrysue78]

haha love ya

[SpinningSynopsis]

DANNY MAKE A VIDEO ON HOW MOVIES ARENT LIKE THEY USED TO BE PLLLLEEEAASE *twitch twitch* XD :D >____<

[TheBellyboy99]

hay danny, how hiy do u get befor you make your vids. lol

[KBGfoReal]

what's the song he sings... "i've been working on the railroad and etc." tell me name pls



[jokemas7er]

@KBGfoReal

song: You Should

Artist: Google It !

:D

[KBGfoReal]

@jokemas7er :D:D:D nice one :D

[jonaslove951]

I have and iphone too, so that means that Im an inteligent individual too!

[NoMatch4Me92]

u are not poor...u are rich in INTELLIGENCE..something that u can't buy :)

[Moonielover46]

"That sounds like a great idea lets talk to his stupid ass"

friken funny

[AleksM1991]

i have money, and the reason i have it is because i dont spend my money on stupid new age technology....

[cigar150]

Doctor Gregory Miller. There. Now when he searches on google for his own name he may come accross this lovely video ;)

[CONSTRINGACY]

So this is what happens to you when you watch Ace Ventura 100,000 times!

[ilikepepsi33]

2:39

[HACKSandMAGIC]

Thank god for crack babies

[osvas23]

aww man i defocused my eyes and the vid looks 3d

[sanjinans]

@osvas23 yeah lol it does look like 3D xD

[RoxyLord11]

u ar so stupid i lol bitch

[RoxyLord11]

ur are stupid

[soccaluva94]

fffffffffffffffinal summation. haha i cracked up.

[jerrylucas76]

F.C.Rabbath

[Nukeaholic]

Poor or rich doesn't matter as long as your happy. And that's why we buy things ( mostly ) to be entertained and thusly happy.

But then again this is comical not philisophical so I guess I shouldn't be posting

Middle class, because people seem interested in other people just that much =)

[JamoMacky]

Being rich really is great!!! So much better than u poor person!

[downhillrider199]

@JamoMacky ooh arent you so amazing saying that on youtube...

[mrchonged]

yeah it is, unless you're a dick!

[JMan824]

0:40 made my day

[torifan2]

If this guys trying to make a point, I can't catch it, I mean I get it, but he took the long way around to get there and I just don't have the patience, or "the sense of humor maybe"?

[scottynorniron]

@torifan2 Its cause he reported...gradually

[TheYouSphere]

as good if not better than sxephil!

congrats!

[l0vablelinda]

when you said vapid... i paused the vid to look it up. i chuckled when you then told us to look it up :P

[sjbegonja]

Hhmm....this one is trying too hard.

[planetdarwin]

not to be rude, but it seems like he's trying too hard to be jim carey

[sjbegonja]

@planetdarwin Yup, you got it!

[metalrocker1ful]

when he said to look up the word vapid i did

[9kjamal9k]

Then end part :

Feel better yet ?

NEITHER DO I !

lol

[desambio]

LOL to the face at 0:34

[Bulgdoom]

@desambio

I rofled big time

[5959512]

this jim carey wanna be is a fucking loser

[Jebac12345678910]

man r u cut ur nails

[TalShiarAgent]

Jebem li ti mater ja

[Eddy787video]

I like the evil laugh part XD

[mislav112233]

2:40 ROFLMAO

[christianviper]

lol nice

[OBeymydreamz]

klasik!

[sadaa18]

pfffffffffffffffffHAHHAAHHAAHA­HAHHAAH

[jedimaster00000]

"How do you feel about your theory now doctor?" hahahahahaha

[TheMasquerade6]

hahaha nice :D Btw. in 2:17, he looks like dr. Cox from Scrubs xD

[arwentheelf02]

You actually have a great singing voice!!!

[thenewend2012]

not human'

looks like a cartoon caracter',..

are we growin up or down?

[NbG8Luka]

1:18 doctor asgfasivu drpoafn skjatn miller

[nekezajebancije]

Hahahahahahahahahah!!!

[ebonymoonwalk]

Ur just soooo funny... MAN... lol. Keep it up

[mrscorp43]

funny!

[napalmsurvivor]

this is really

really annoying.

i'm sorry.

[muffinmuffinmuffin65]

'if what i am is what i have

and what i have is lost

who am i'

[Niksunzzz]

time ?

[NOOBLETK]

@muffinmuffinmuffin65 if what you are is what you have lost then you are nothing. which is also what you have.

[drazosrbija]

a ha ha ha dobar video... se nosis u picku materinu :)

[mine150]

You are the best comedian ever! Like funnier than the famous ones too o_O

[oyemaen]

you haven't watch jon lajoie yet then. :]

[tilence]

0:41  isn´t that rasist?

[shadowmonger21]

Saying "black woman" isnt racist....saying "Whites are the superior race and the asians or black should be slaves" IS racist....

[tilence]

i dont think it works like that. hhhhhh just joking!

[tilence]

but that is actually true!!! xD

[lynel1985]

@shadowmonger21 that is correct. Calling someone black or someone else white, or yellow or what ever isnt racist, its being observant. Saying white people cant jump(play basketball) or black people always commit crime is racist. WHen i was living in a country town, i would have all the aborginal locals call me and the other bar staff white fellas, and we would all call them darkies. Not racist, just observant.

[drazosrbija]

lol ...

[blazingangel101]

I will SO ENJOY POVERTY!

[superrinella26]

lol the singing part

[csalata92]

oh my god, who is that, that did he say, better it was inportaaaaant! xD

[1ivan100]

ejjjj Brate. ajde jos jedan serbski lesson !!!! Poz iz Washington D.C

[endocomar93]

Cause Serbia owns!