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  • i was close to joining had the same thing happen to me took the asvab and he told me to get the detox stuff but once they get you in after passing the piss test that recuiter gets credit for it. he was just trying to get bodies

  • wow ! if anything the recruiter was trying to help him picc up his "fake" shitty life

  • He's an idiot those are the best recruiters. They try to help you out regardless of your situation I wish I had recruiters like that

  • I hate it when people take one incident, like this one, and use it as a bias for the military as a whole. There are bad people in the military, just like there are bad people in the rest of the world. Anyone who thinks that the whole military is like this are FUCKING IDIOTS! My recruiter is awesome. Before i enlisted i told him i wanted to pilot UAV's. He told me I WOULD PROBABLY NOT GET THE JOB THAT I WANTED... I valued his honesty and enlisted anyway. And you know what? I DID GET THE JOB!

  • fuck David Mcsane stupid Liberal...this piece of shit wannabe journalist just wants attention! at my college, colorado state he wrote a piece that stated Fuck Bush and got national attention he also fucked over the local chief of police in fort collin, Colorado

  • why so mad? they do lie to ppl they have been many cases

  • My recruiter actually told me to lie about the things I wouldn't be caught for. Things that aren't in my criminal records are the things that no one would ever figure out.

  • he was trying to help him get a life

  • Wish I had those recruiters

  • They tried to help him And he pays them back by doin this come on man really

  • What a bitch.. I'm glad I dont hang out with people like that kid. what a bitch! I'd like to force him to bootcamp so he can try to kill himself at night with bleach or a razor blade after a week

  • douchebag they was tryin to get you a good job bc it doesnt look like you a have a good job

  • this dude is a pussy to say the least..

  • Fucking FAGGOT! you little piece of shit. I'd kick his ass if I see him. Stupid fuck, the recruiter was just trying to help him change his fake life.

  • as far as i see it, this recruiter was trying to help him... oh well :(

  • Everyone find this mutha fucker and bring me his head

  • what a fucking faggot

  • Fuck that 17 year old faggot ass punk. if i ever saw him i would beat his ass.

  • I can't believe the people in the comments are supporting the recruiter. It's called corruption and it's just plain wrong.

  • @orianxedge that dumb ass kid is just as guilty as the damn recruiter, u cant just hold one person wrong, both are wrong especially the kid, yeah the recruiter tried to help him get enlisted by cheating, but that kid is just as wrong for going through with it and he lied just as well

  • @orianxedge think about it next time you wake up in the morning fag, corruption? how about that was taken in 2004 when we were in a mass war with terrorism fuck ur self keeping fags like you alife

  • why not have him get a GED? lol

  • What a liberal little coward piece of garbage.

  • lol this was in 2005, trust me recruiters aren't like this anymore. Back then, we needed people joining the military. So they would lie a lot, they really don't lie like this anymore. Wars are starting to come to an end, military is cutting back on a lot of people. Instead of a recruiter looking for you, it's the other way now.

  • this kid is a shitbag for doing this. there is a war going on so u fuck with the army instead of joining, this windowlicking pussy can go eat a bag of dicks and move to canada

  • the recruiter was trying to get the high school drop out drug addict a fresh start. trying to get him in the military and get his life going. this fuck turd fucked him hard.

  • He is a typical "journalism major" he is actually the liar. David is a piece of garbage. The recruiter was out of line. And deserves to get fired and should be . But this David guy has no integrity honor or respect himself. So it is perfect that the two of them met. Also, given David illegally wire taped the guy, he is guilty of a felony and should be prosecuted.

  • What a shit. I'm going to fucking hit him. Little twat.

  • Wow. What a pretentious little fucktard. Not only did he cost that recruiter his job, he might have also lost a handful of future soldiers. Now, people will lose even more faith in recruiters and the armed forces altogether because this kid wanted to feel important. He didn't just screw a recruiter, he screwed a good percentage of future soldiers.

  • For some people the military is their last option to get their lives together! The recruiter only tried to help someone that seemed like a low life get into the military and have a future! It was dishonest, yes, but I doubt he would have been fucked up after basic and AIT.

  • What a little shit. Yeah, maybe the recruiter lies sometimes and yeah, maybe somebody is jacked up and needs to lie to get in. But if time in service doesn't straighten your ass out, I don't know what to say. I was a dish washer, a pot head, poor and going nowhere fast. Seven years later I'm now in college, I have skills I can't learn anywhere else, seen amazing things, done amazing things and have my priorities straight thanks to the Army and my recruiter that lied to and for me.

  • Think of how more big and pwerful our army would be if this fag boy didnt fuck it up...

  • Fuck this guy. He screwed a very good recruiter. That recruiter was just trying to help him. Fucking idiot.

  • what a jackass...i dont care what branch this would have happend in that little bastard thinks it a joke that we need soldiers fighting overseas...we have troops dying in sandland and instead of honestly just enlisting to serve his country he wants to prove a point for journalism and screw over the recruiter...the way i see it...all the stuff he did and printed a fake diploma he is just as guilty as the recruiter

  • I'm not a fan of recruiting techniques but this recruiter seemed like he was just trying to help someone out of a desparate situation. Too bad the kid was just lying to screw with someones livleyhood. He probably gets more allowance from his parents than the recruiter was getting for salary. Exposing recruiting techniques I am all for but he should have kept the recruiter anonymous.

  • You don't need any diploma to get in the army.. just need Courage!

  • ROBOTIC SUPERIOR. Like all of them. Deprogrammed for the elite. "Father forgive them for they know not what they do." And if they do, there WILL be hell to pay….and most of them pay a price anyway. Praying for those who are preyed upon.

  • @pocoloco846 ure freaking rasist man, if u dont like black or hispanics then go fuck urself dude!

  • what the fuck is this bullshit???? these people are whining about something that can save you from getting disqualified? go ahead and tell them all your problems and lets see how far you go passed MEPS...

  • fuck you the army need all the men or women they can get

  • The media is as garbage as out politics

  • Yeah woo awesome a highschool kid trying to get a career before he even graduates non the less Ven actually have a journalism degree. People need the military. It's a way of life and it helps people. Just because he was suggesting to lie and cheat to enlist doesn't mean you cant learn about honor and courage and commitment when your actually in training...

  • I dont see anything wrong with this. Kudos to the recruiter for actually trying to get HIGH SCHOOL DROP OUTS above the poverty line... Fools

  • they put so much pressure on these guys that they have to lie to sign people up and then they get punished for trying to comply with orders.just like the cops being told to get their quotas so they don't give warnings anymore.

  • cia op

  • Anyone else went to Phonydiploma(dot)com after you saw the guy type it in? :P

  • lol... dootie.

  • The LtCol was prolly in on it too lol.

  • I know this video is old but I think punk ass bitches like that kid should count themselves lucky that there isnt a draft going instead of just a few shady recruiters trying to fill boots. So fucking un-American

  • lol my recruiters told me to lie

  • fukin pussy ass faggot nerdy little bitch kid needs to get his ass whoopd and is a disrespect to this whole country...get some friends and a life pussy

  • @BRflavores You're an idiot.

  • Jeeze, he was trying to help the kid serve his country. The kid is a dick.

  • unexceptable? or unacceptable?  3:54 WTH?

  • This guy did this to get noticed......What a Fuckhead

  • Nobody's perfect, we're at war & bodies were needed!... It's unfortunate that this recruiter stooped to such a low level, but like I said: We're at war & bodies were needed!

    Shoot, today the Army is trying to cut-back on personnel because so many folks want to enlisted and more keep coming LoL

    Don't let view this video as a representation of ALL recruiters...

    My recruiter was straight forward with me all the way thru my swear-in date. No bs.

    -11X w/Opt 40, LRP, E-3, and $2K bonus.

    -Hooah!

  • @jasonbournetodie You haven't even shipped out yet don't say hooah you bitch ass recruit. Quit talking like you know what it's about.

  • @RBatteate Let me set the record straight.

    First off, you don't know me or anything about me so stop acting like you do.

    Secondly, I was simply stating facts and unless you can refute my previous comment with your own research then do everyone else a favor and shut the fuck up.

    Last but not least, once a "bitch ass recruit", as you eloquently put it, swears in they begin "future soldier" training which includes saying HOOAH!

    Conclusion: I know EXACTLY what "it's about".. Faggot!

  • @jasonbournetodie Future Soldier training? LOL

    I'm a Veteran and we hate FNG's like you coming in with this sort of attitude.

  • @RBatteate LoL. You're back for more!?

    My attitude is spot-on Sir.

    If people like you would stop instigating like ya'll know everything then "FNG's" like me wouldn't have attitudes. Ever think about that? *Rhetorical question*

    I'd expect this sort of ignorance from a civilian, but not from a "veteran" as you claim to be...

    Side note: Thank you for your service...

    -Do not reply

  • @jasonbournetodie lol, you're in for a treat. Your opinion doesn't matter anymore, just shutup.

  • that little fucker! He was trying to help him out! Anyways, trust me it's the total opposite these days, MEPS is looking for any reason to DQ people. Army is 140% overstaffed

  • @roccojocko1 im sure you will gramps.. :)

  • @roccojocko1 and no your not, badasses dont have to call somone out to hold up a rep, you wasted time talking shit to me, do somthin about it old timer :)

  • @roccojocko1 dude your old ass would have a stroke during a fight bro.. no fuckin way.

  • @roccojocko1 bring punk you wouldnt have a chance in hell, jeez you nazi fucks think your bad huh...bring it fool bring it and you will die for no fuckin reason... :) see ya in hell fag.

  • All of this is fake. Little fucker lied. You can't join the Military with a fake high school diploma because when you go to MEPS, they will see your diploma is fake, and your recruiter has to go to your school to get your transcripts for grades and shit. This is all bullshit and that little punk should get his ass beat for lying to an Army recruiter

  • you cant detox from weed, this is fake

  • @stimpychuck Hope so so i dont come back an kick your ass you fuckin nazi sonofabitch...kiss my ass i hope i die for my country so that my life is worth somthing grow some balls and do the same fucker :)

  • Wow, this kids a loser. How about you stick to stories that you actually know about instead of wasting recruiters' time?

  • i dont no why they wernt above 100, they really like to enlist recruits that want infantry like me..

  • The stupid kid lied in the first place. Don't be accusing others when you're doing it yourself.

  • STRIP NC TO PASS MARIJUANA DRUG TEST?

  • shit they gave me a hell of a time to qualify i have a REAL GED and no drug problems and all but the national guard said i have to have college credits 100 level and up, so im going to talk to a national guard recruiter and take the test. They dont fuck arround anymore you have to make all the requirements these days..

  • @mommymonster1andonly

    shit i went to an unaccredited highschool and now im taking a 15 college credit course to enlist. wasted 4 years of my life. quick question though, how come your classes werent above 100's?

  • @LongJohn1575 It had to be 100 or above thats all the navy marines and army said, i qualified for a grant and got enrolled in a comunity college but it was late enrollment becuase the fuckers wouldnt call me back for over a month, so no classes werent availble to me that i needed or woud count towards 100 level credits, i would have to wait 2 to3 yrs before i could enlist in the marines or army or navy, im not smart enough for the airforce, national guard will take a ged and enlist you.

  • @mommymonster1andonly

    damn,im really sorry that happened. that really sucks. i also enrolled in the last moment but in a week they called me. i scored a 35 on the practice asvab but i need a 50 for the airforce so i need to brush up a lot while i still have time. i wish you the best of luck in the national guard and hope that you great on the test.

  • @LongJohn1575 Yea thanks man, you 2, hope all goes well,and serve with pride..

  • The mafia would take control of key points in areas of construction, if they controlled where the crushed rock came from...the controlled the concrete construction business in all of new york

    my point is, why don't we the US citizens stand up for ourselves using intelligence and wisdom...and possibly start putting pressure on recruiting stations?

    imagine how many lives we could save in return of controlling a key sally port of the US govt

    guns don't kill people, people kill people

  • well i hope my recruiter will let me by with my asthma...even though it's not a problem...(or severe)

  • WHAT?! I could have just printed out a diploma? I knew I wasting my time with highschool...

  • @DaveWreckingCrew it works.believe me.

    

  • great another 17 year old hippy! don't worry Duddly Doright the rest of us will fight for you so you can have the freedom to write your papers..... this breaking story your a pussy go get fucked

  • @spinnabait Just because someone has a different opinion or view point than you do, they are not a pussy.

    We don't all have the same mindset. I wouldn't trust any of these recruiters, they are known to lie.

  • pocoloco846 your a fucken dumb ass i stand with many men of all races!!!!!! it does not madder the race as as long as the man next to me watches my back u fuck dick

  • @pocoloco846

    Shut the fuck up, we are all the same color in the Army.

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  • wish a recruter did that for me and help me get in the army fucken asshole kid

  • this is for the poeple who dont read what was posted under the video.

    In early 2005 David McSwane went undercover to see how far recruiters would go to get him into the service.

    keyword UNDERCOVER he wasnt going to join he wanted to see how far they would go .

  • He still spent 200$ out his pocket HAHA IDIOT.

  • what a little cunt i wish the recruiters in england would help you get in the army like that

  • So, the kid wanted to "get into the army" and his recruiter helped him. What a bad guy.

    The kid is a faggot anyways, Not cut out for service just a fucking faggot. Stirring up shit for no fucking reason.

  • the kid is a fucking asshat !! fucking loser he will forever be an outcast.

    me> Marine 86-90 1st Recon..

  • This kid is a fucking queer. These recruiters were going way out on a limb....., and this kid fucked up everything up for anyone else who wanted to join in not the best of circumstances.. For a High School paper? The French Foreign Legion allows you to declare a new identity when joining if you choose to do so...Or enlist under yours, if you would like to remain the same person.

    I've seen countless threads on Military.com about people not being able to join, due to criminal issues. He fucked up

  • @socalp71

    I would rather not fight next to a dope head criminal to be honest...

  • there's no such thing as criminals if the incident is over with its called the past.

  • Ahh good after doing tons of research i found my solution to passing the drug test at meps. STRIP NATURAL CLEANSER.

  • wow that kid is a fag, he has no balls and is a parasite in our nation

  • Would anyone be mad that I 17 year old kid lied to get you fired?

  • peace of crap fag thats not cool

  • if all recruiters told the truth and bent over for you there would be no 1 in the force period but the thing is research people danm and stop complaining

  • That is so fucked up! 

  • I understand why recruiters do it because to make quotas; but this is wrong. I respect the military but I don't think the problem of finding new applicants is a problem now due to the economy. I hope everyone the best.

  • I love how mad everyone gets when the truth comes out yet they still deny it

  • @bigboy81479 That son of a bitch killed 168 people and injured dozens most of which were innocent children.

  • so the kid lies to the recruiters, but people get buck wild against the recruiters? fucking hypocrites.

  • @inkey2 You should learn to spell before you should preach, its Pakistan not Pakastan.

  • @DC5S5224 I dont think the point was to spell correctly. i few gramical errors isnt somenthing to cry about

  • that kid needs to grow a pair. half the kids in high school smoke pot and then if they ever wanted to join the military 5 years later they cant? kids dont think long term at that age and shouldnt be punished for wanting to serve there country. and believe me, if he really had a drug problem that addiction would be kicked at basic training or over seas.

  • @naughtybobby28 You obviously don't know what your talking about. I personally know a guy who smoked pot before going into MEPS and he just had to wait about a month to get the THC out of his system.

  • Grow a pair and serve your country like I will be doing pretty soon you faggot

  • @DontFUckWitUSA __I don't think anyone should join the military till the USA stops giving billions in financial aid to countries who hate us.....best example Pakastan. Our country can't even secure it's own boarders let alone sending young soldiers out to die to secure another countries boarders.

  • @DontFUckWitUSA same couldnt of said it better

  • @DontFUckWitUSA i think you should wake up. your not serving your country. your bullying a country that isnt a threat

  • that kid is an asshole! People should be FLOCKING to serve this country. I served 8 years as Infantry and did a tour in Iraq and proud of it. This peace of shit kid is a liberal bastard.

  • wow this kid is faget.. smh

  • @pocoloco846 I served proudly for 3 years and I am ready to go back and serve again. Know what you're talking about before you shoot your puberty all over others thoughts. Don't give me a first-person perspective without having taken the tit out of your mouth first. Nearly everyone I knew while I was in the Army was there out of pride; then, they decided to further their education so they don't live life as misinformed as you. One day you may have children to earn respect you know nothing of

  • weed isn't crack and people make their own choices. while the recruiters may have been wrong; anyone who lies and cheats as at just as much fault. this kid has no idea the frustration recruiters have trying to meet quota so that new soldiers can lead the way in defending his worthless liberal life.

  • Rofl, so the army recruiter wanted to give a supposed HS drop out a 2nd chance at not being worthless and they're the ones being investigated. I'll take HS drop out who smokes weed to my back over this little fag any day.

  • FUCK.THIS.KID.

    

  • they tried to help him and he screwed them over. wow what a little dipdshit

  • wow

    

  • fuck can I get the web-site that he got the diploma from

  • what a faggot

  • @pocoloco846 haha if you were in the army now, you'd realize that mentality is long gone.

  • Shit I don't know what you guys are talking about, but I tried getting into the Marines and they wouldn't let me in with my asthma, bipolar or me telling them I've smoked cannabis once in my life.

  • It's so true, my son as asthma and I had him tell the recruiter, he said, don't tell anyone eles if he wants to be in the army. He did not tell and he is now in the army.He was in the hospital with an upper res infection within a month of basic. It's just like any other business that needs sales.

  • it sucks that the lie to fulfill their requirements but then again noone has a gun to your head to sign the forms plus they do need people and a few people sucked in bec they are too stupid to read what they just got them selves into its better than a nation wide draft where u dont have a choice

  • lol shit my recruiter took me to gnc to buy some detox shit to get that thc out of my system.

  • Im ok to lie and cheat i just want to be in the army shoot

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  • i would like to give a salute to timothy mcveigh....a good man and a good soldier....

    we will not forget

  • @bigboy81479 You would salute a man who murdered over a hundred inocent people including children? That's fucked up dude.

  • who gices a crap if you lie to get in just makes it easier for us that wanna get in that arent applied for it :P

  • cannabis....saving lives

  • those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it ....fuck the draft

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  • totally out of synch

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  • during the draft they had to join but now they dont have to so not worth it anymore

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  • wow ... he had the recruiter in a pickle...dumb jock he'll never pull that shit again

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  • Hey cool! There is a Pipelines where I live! It's not so good though. The bongs they have aren't too good of quality. I could probably make better ones if I learned how to blow glass on my own, but I'm too lazy to learn how to. So, because if my lazy attitude, Pipelines unsatisfyingly works.

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  • haha!!! THat shit happens all the time"sir" what a douche..fuckin kid just cost those dudes a career...

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  • What a liberal weenie, i hope that little shit steps out into traffic and gets mowed down by a bus..

  • they did it to me as well but wut can u do

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  • i hope i see this kid so i can kick the shit outa him

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  • hope that kid get shot. 11x hooah fort beening here i come on halloween

  • how boutt those recruiters .... theyre the worst kind...i am too scared to fight so i will hide in this shopping mall while i send in new recruits as reinforcements...oh i better order a dominos pizza for the sarge..cowards!

  • @scottyboy754 your a fucking idiot. fyi