My Fair Lady: Southern Style

[Gflamekid]

this is just stupid. Why am i watching this. There are reasons why 2/3's of the world hates america and fox news is one of those reasons.

[Fatalerror094]

@Gflamekid Most parts of the world hates other parts of the world, so that's poor metric to judge things by. Also; 2/3 of the world probably doesn't even know Fox exists. Anyway, most of the world is a depressing hellhole who don't how to manage their own affairs and so blame all their problems on others, it's called envy. If We are doing something that makes them mad, it's probably a good thing.

[jalopolar]

Michelle fights a "good fight" against ignorant, sottish liberal morons! Michelle has more patriotism in her pinky finger than ANY liberal, and for this she IS commended! Liberals are slow to learn this, but they're not true americans! THEY ARE AGAINST THE FOUNDATION OF AMERICA! They are eroding and raping our constitution! A man marring a man, the pinnacle of ignorance and stupidity! This nation will eventually fall! And it will be because of liberalism! Michelle is a GREAT american!

[johngreg44]

stupid filipino chingy eyes ugly monkey face

[kevyster]

can you say "Bigotis liberalis'?

[TalkingDogBrian]

Mitchell, keep up the good work. You have been trying so hard to learn the Southern accents, i bet you must be ready to work in plantation. BTW I have a cotton farm down south; I provide food and shelter for 16-hr work a day.

[JBing495]

Anchor baby

[Warjacki]

Her parents were LEGAL immigrants. She is NOT an "anchor baby".

[CuddleScout]

I don't like Hillary either, but lets not start calling liberals Nazis and comparing their leaders to Hitler the way they do to us

[CuddleScout]

LMFAO

[1998disco72]

If that was a REPUBLICAN doing that sorry excuse for a southern accent they would have labled a racist.

[CuddleScout]

I know right lol

[AR15fan]

Hillary Clinton: Chairman Meow.

[VASINGER]

But what kind of southern? Theres like a million different southern accents- not just one single southern accent.

[NCBKitten]

Amen. I think I could give her a few more lessons...bless her heart she just aint gittin er done. :)

[txboy1987]

there is no need to lighten up, I am a hard ass conservative that likes my daisy dukes, trucks, nascar, and the country life.

[fosterjc]

You are so beautiful, if only your content was relevant.

[laughingtiger123]

and the liberals will vote for her regardless of anything she does.

[deaconkind]

Damn...Hill is such a fake blowhard...Join the Stop Hillary Express!!!!!!!

[txboy1987]

i reckon you've got some crazy imagination with Michelle Malkin

[LittleCR]

Actually I was hoping to see political porno where Michelle would act out literally what she does politically. Simply watch the clip again and mentally replace that Dorito with Cheney's dick.

[LittleCR]

Conservatives should love Hillary. ALL of that money she's raised ain't just Hollywood. As her husband was blessed in 1991 by Bilderberg Group, she herself was a guest in 1997. She will soon be shilling for the same warmongering elites that Junior has. Isn't protecting the powerful interests what conservatism is really about?

[txboy1987]

no because hillary, a beyond left liberal, tries to get the moderate votes. Therefore, she creeps in to the moderate spectrum and then rallies the public with moderate views to make them vote for her. Once that plan is over, she will go back to the beyond left liberal position.

[txboy1987]

quick fix...that is not true southern accent.

[teknontoutheou]

Well, she does do better than Hillary...

[txboy1987]

i reckon, she is making "us" southern conservatives look bad. Come now, Michelle you are making a fool out of yourself. Unless you live in the dixie, do not EVER do that again.

[QuartuvLarry]

Come on, bubba! Lighten up! She's always like that. That's what being a lovable, self-effacing dork is all about!

[csason]

no, what's really important is that we put aside the 70% taxes we all pay, ignore that we are being overrun by a foreign nation, that entitlements have long since become more than we can afford, more citizens are killed annually by illegals than ten Iraks, and we should find someplace else to rip America off..like Global Compensation for China's environmental policys and Free Brain Surgery for everyone, whether they need it or not..y'all hear ?

[shigsho]

Come on Michelle...a REAL journalist would be covering the Bush scandal and his firing 8 US Attorneys even though Clinton fired 93. That's the real news. Then move onto why Bush can't pardon Libby even though Clinton pardoned drug lords and murderers. The name of the game is liberal media bias..you are not trying hard enough.

[skye820]

Next up on the hilary-follies: a speaking engagement in Philly where Madame regales the unwashed masses with her innate "adrianne" accent.

[txboy1987]

DISGRACE on the southern accent. I mean I can understand why Hillary can try speak in southern toungue, but Michelle trying. Now that is a disgrace.

[ayalajuan]

I love you Michelle!

[1JerseyGirl]

I'm an Obama supporter, not Hillary - but I will vote for her in the general if she wins the primary. (and I agree the put-on soutern accent was stupid.)

HOWEVER - I can't stand this IDIOT Michele (Malkin?) she's a Repug spinner. She's always on Bill O'Reilly. AND she's from New Jersey!! - An absolute embarassment to the entire state; she should go climb back into the hole in the ground she climbed out from.

[nordstrom]

See? You said it yourself: "various connections." You know I'm right, Meems. Come on, girl. You love me.

[quemacha]

One benefit of a Hillary presidency: No sex scandals!

[adjoadjo]

The Asian chick looked like she could take it in all her holes with minimal pain. A real pro? Now what I'm sayin? LMAO!

[hbutterfly39]

It's nice that you amuse yourself. Everyone else just thinks you're a disgusting freak.

[mimi4015]

yeah..that everyone thinks you're a disgusting freak, that would be you

[mimi4015]

another racist who supports slavery..

[gscadwalader]

IEDs: just another blow job? Nice. I mean what kind of idiot doesn't see the various connections between IEDs and oral sex? And who the hell is talking about CAIR?

[terrorpets]

Link.Think.Wake up.Show up.

and wake up others ....

terrorpets google it :D

[gscadwalader]

What in the fuck are you even talking about? This is the least cohesive things I've ever read.

[erik28com]

Hey lets have yet another election where we focus on inane bullshit like this! It worked so well for us last time as we voted in the guy we'd most like to have a beer with.

[ckthomps]

I agree. I could care less if there are wounded vets that have to live among mold and vermin while at military hospitals, or if federal prosecutors are fired for political reasons. What could be more important than the fact that Obama's middle name is Hussein, and he smokes!!!

[hbutterfly39]

It's too bad you don't have any idea what you're talking about. Have you ever been to Walter Reed?

[erik28com]

He was obviously being sarcastic FYI.

[nordstrom]

Annnnnd ... still a moron.

[shigsho]

And both Muslims and Blacks still have slaves in modern times.

[nordstrom]

As do Christians in Brazil. So what's your point, shitso?

[nordstrom]

Your're still a fucking moron.

[mimi4015]

you keep popping up nordie! have you borrowed carbon credits from the young or some central american child-sick freak!!

[nordstrom]

What the FUCK are you on?

[TooneyReed]

That was painful. Malkin doing comedy is like Andrew Dice Clay doing Shakespeare.

[alphafactor]

Crazy twisted fucking Republican dyke.

[AttackRoadster]

boo! i want my 3 min back!

[gscadwalader]

I'm not usually one to generalize, but I think it needs to just be considered fact from now on that Republican humor just isn't funny. I can't stand Hillary Clinton, and still this was the most embarassing thing to watch I've seen in some time.

[schratboy]

gscadwalader, have you considered that you are too dense to get the humor? And you did generalize, beanpot! You should be embarasses posting the crap you did.

[gscadwalader]

Oh lord. First, I said "I'm not ususally one to generalize, BUT..." thus I acknowledged that I was making an exception once for this here piece of nothingness.

[gscadwalader]

Second, no one is too dense for this humor. It's heavy-handed oddball dumbness at it's finest, lacking in subtlety, irony, or wit.

[gscadwalader]

And third, the only thing I could ever post that I would be embarassed about would be the term 'beanpot'. I can't tell if your a nine-year-old mommas-boy or a ninety-year old woman.

[PhantomRazor]

Isn't that another generalization?

[gscadwalader]

Actually, no.

[r1122592000]

Not only is Malkin a totally incompetent "journalist" (does anyone get it wrong as often as she does?), she's also a pathetic comedian. Hey Malkin, why not try name calling next time. That always gets a big laugh for Annie the Tranny.

[nagaflas]

Aw, hell, you know you wanna laugh at this; it's funny. But what's really funny is Hillary Clinton's delusional mind; she actaully thinks she can become president!

[r1122592000]

Hey nagaflas, I bet you think "The 1/2 Hour News Hour" is a hoot. Face it, the term "Republican humor" is an oxymoron. Malkin just embarrases herself again with this pathetic video.

[schratboy]

Hmmm? Republican humor=oxymoron? Woooo. I bet you strained that last brain cell real good with that one. How about this for oxymoron: Democrat leadership?

[schratboy]

Hey dirtwad! Go back to the democrat underground and play with your other extra-chromosome types (Al Gore remark). They alone can understand and appreciate your feckless sense of humor.

[r1122592000]

Scatboy, I'm surprised you're wasting time commenting when you could be watching that HILARIOUS Malkin video. The woman A. Has no talent and B. consistently gets it wrong in her blog. The only reason she has a platform at all is because a few adolescent losers consider her attractive. I think she looks like someone put about a pound of lip gloss on a frying pan. Oh well, better than Annie the Tranny's Adam's apple I suppose.

[schratboy]

Dude, I expend minimal energies combating addle-brained twits and their flacid arguments.

[HRClinton]

Truly, you are evidence of a serious lack of genetic material.

[nordstrom]

I'll bet you do piss your pants on a regular basis, you moron.

[mimi4015]

hypocrite nordstrom that would be you! heading to Maui anytime soon?

[nordstrom]

Talk to your physician, Meems. Seriously. He can change your meds.

[nordstrom]

Cute. This looks like the "prelude" scene in a porn video that ends with Michelle screamimg, "O! O! O!" as her last vowel. Now that may have been interesting. Nah — probably not.