Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

[MynameisElliott]

My lady!

[UGirlPebbles]

Amazing

[jazbo808]

too many misters not enough sisters !

[SugarSkullNola]

i now want to randomly walk by and sing germaine's part...."too many dicks"

[tominator999]

@ohboplaythatoboe01 Wait, how old are you now...?

[Gorgoplatztheawesome]

These guys are a billion times better than half than any little bugger like beiber

[helenajesstarzak]

"Going to a party, sipping on barcardi" - I love that line!

[twotonetim]

Too many doods with too may dicks

[bobbingmatt]

wtf am i watching??

[TboneWillsone]

So true...



[FollowOurGeneration]

28 people are girls who couldn't get on the dance floor cause of all the dicks

[riverfox22]

thum up if you saw this live in london!

[thefattyfatty1]

28 people like dicks on the dance floor

[fitzeoin]

Man you don't have the but when Jermaine say's "How many?"...it's funny how he says it

[MrBAKFIRE]

this guy should get more views

[HatoradeDrunky06]

Sigh people are still rhyming "Party" and "Bacardi"

[Ninjarwaffle]

@HatoradeDrunky06 What word do you suggest they use instead smartie?

[HatoradeDrunky06]

@Ninjarwaffle cant post a link but search google for a website called b-rhymes and you will find plenty fo things to rhyme the word party with

[RavakTalai]

@HatoradeDrunky06 and hottie.

[kronocyber]

someone needs to remix this to an some old smurfs vids.

[belleovre]

MOST. EPIC. SONG. I. HAVE. EVER. HEARD. IN. MY. LIFE.

[pkrkid42]

P.S. Dave's shirt says "Let's play carpenter. First we get hammered then I nail you"

[Angryscouser1]

@RoguishBlonde yeh he came to mine too ahah

[DaKegster]

Funny as! NZ Represent!!!

[angryglare]

lol just noticed daves shirt. genius or creepy? i'm going for genius XD

[wishwizard]

TOO MAny Fucking dicks in clubs these days. Can never pick up chicks cause of all the fucking dicks.

[panicsugarcane]

22 people want more dicks on the dance floor

[omar1bgd]

use 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and remix it ! 

[RoguishBlonde]

JUST noticed Ron Jeremy. I met him once! He came to my college to debate the ethics of porn with a priest. Not kidding.

[ChayDawg64]

LoL i hate when that happens!!! too many dicks on the dance floor is definitely a hazard.

[DrunkenPiano]

too many dicks on the dance floor amen.

[reggie0094]

nah, never too many.

[seeingyouaround]

disco-ball dicks!!

[frankie6191]

21 ppl are dicks are in the dancefloor

[RBoWzz]

@frankie6191 Fail at attempting to get thumbs up.

[RoguishBlonde]

@RBoWzz It usually works for people like that though.

[moviechump]

@RBoWzz Lol

[bungholjio]

@frankie6191 22

[fretshr3dder]

my fav fotc song...ever....next to the humans are dead....

[camiotron]

glowing disco ball cod pieces... perfect

[lswlmn2010]

Spread out the dicks!

[chapmanstickman]

What was fucking Ron Jeremy lol

[180monster]

i miss them :(

[Comptech224]

Was that fucking Ron Jeremy?

[killervamp10]

are u sure your not at a gay bar

[SmokeDubious]

not enough ladies, too many mans

[gangsta97943]

644 dicks on the dance floor and 21 gays

[billbothedildo]

@gangsta97943 The problem is that there's too many dicks,not too many gays.

[wildernessbrotha]

The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami...

[phcusfboy]

To funny haha

[theimpossiblers]

21 dicks on the dance floor.

[harleyattack]

Brett and Jemaine are musical geniouses! lol

[skull206dill]

I like turtles.

[akatsukimaster666]

18 dicks on the dance floor

[Ebalord]

16 retards disliked this.

[jamsbruno1]

@Ebalord Maybe they dont like dicks lol

[gower2880]

Not enough Thongs too many schlongs!!

[ItsLiz17]

This song makes me think of some of the frats at my school.

[esdestvenskia]

this is fantastic

[VOLTRONISMYPENUS]

i screamed this at a night club the other day

[haleyinyuma]

not enugh ladies to many mans XD

[smater169]

this is my favorite show

[Meeperish]

Wow... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I'm scarred for life...

[rhargr]

amazing

[yetimaster1]

So far this is my favorite episode of theirs. When Jermaine starts dating the Austrailian. Nice!

[Super1Ultra1Mega1Me]

Lol, lovin' the disco balls!

[neonkisses1999]

"Too many dudes, with too many dicks Too close to my shit Too hard to meet chicks I need better odds More broads, less rods I came to do battle, Scadadle with the Cattle-Prods Too many men Too many boys Too many misters Not enough sisters Too much time on few many hands Not enough ladies, too many mans" Hahaha

[ellebellesupergrover]

Wanna meet a hottie but there's adam steve and marti

[sweetcheekfloss]

HAHAHAH Brett is a speaker!

[xacezkillzx]

its just awesome how he just slides over to the Australian girl lol

[MrJACKARIA]

Funny and a great song I can't stop watching this!

[chickenvillian]

spread out the dicks... well said :D

[MrRomes123]

15 people are deaf then i guess

[QuietRiot444]

00:59

Bush league on the camera duck.

[ElasticGiraffe]

Not enough ladies, too many mans!

[melbw6]

LOVE THIS song it made me laugh so much ! ☺ =)

[smokebreath]

At 1:20 the short bald guy in line looks just like Carl from ATHF!

He should have went to Boobburg instead of this place I guess.

[Astrixs2]

I love too Use Jemaines Moves

[TheKtinka]

finally smth beat the "my new haircut" video!

[erivera0504]

i CANT stop listening to this

[ROBLOXingHabbo]

When I'm old enough to go to club's, I hope this song plays if it isn't an oldie.

[DizzyDayz14]

i want this to play when i walk into a room

[LunaNariel]

Too many shlongs. I'm actually really stucked on Bret and Jemaine. Stonaza.

[ChocPuddingDragon]

haha then its sunday and hes woken up in Keithas bed

[DovsLifeIsAverage]

I love Bret's verse...

I love this whole song, FOTC always cheers me up!

[wwephenom55]

why do people think the second season's not as good as the first?

[LukeMaster118]

Personally i thing The First Seasons Songs are Good but some episodes like the actor one was Terrible compared to the second series. My Faveorite Episode So far is probably "The Tough Brets".

[weeblinpie]

I love Arj's dance at 1:32! DODGY!

[DangerRifai]

@weeblinpie haha best dance ever.

[bungbung13131]

this is my favorite song from season 2

[Eskanasi]

I think that arj barker is there with them. awesomesauce

[1LeaMen1]

Lol, I made a "Too many ladies" version. :P

Need the playback, tho...

[breezyfish]

Everything about this is pure excellent.

[ParadiseofTruth]

I find the best and funniest part to be:

Tell the fella's

Make it understood

It ain't no good

if there's too much wood

hahahah! I LOVE it!!

[maudibjr]

bro ho ratio

hehe

[zimmawoman]

NOT ENOUGH LADIES, TOO MANY MANS.

[TheTatterdemalion2]

At :39 that guy in the front on the right looks like a cross between Gene Okerlund and Ron Jeremy.

[frogzz101]

these guys r so retarded!! I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!

[urad00sh1]

HAHAHA disco crotch and also disco ball penis HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[MrWiiPCGamer]

lmfao

[rosyec]

Too many dudes, with too many dicks

Too close to my shit

Too hard to meet chicks

I need better odds

More broads, less rods

I came to do battle, Scadadle with the Cattle-Prods

[XenoXray]

to bad its so short

[Chthoner]

This song is so awesome, and in many cases very true.

[MrMonkeyspike]

love it realy funny

[SoxSoccer16]

lol

[mollylovedog]

this so funny i like this song and I LOVE FLIGHT OF THE CONCHODS <3

[danyesz]

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dudi

[53gimmig35]

"I came to do battle, skeddadle with the cattle prods" Gold!

[vaquera4life]

My absolute favorite song from Flight of the Conchords! I can't stop singing it.

[twigme2]

Too many dudes, with too many dicks

Too close to my shit

Too hard to meet chicks

I need better odds

More broads, less rods

I came to do battle, Scadadle with the Cattle-Prods

[jefferey9]

Going to the party

Sipping on Bacardi

Want to meet a hottie

But there's Adam, Steve and Marty

There's Billy, Ted and Tommy

They're on leave from the army

The only boobs I see tonight would be made of origami

[hayleeep]

ahahah i love it.

[vdwakke]

nice copy paste dude

[williammelvin]

jermain is so fucking funny , just looking at him make me crease

[rockandroll4567]

DISCO DICKS!!! lol i love this song

[orsetto81utube]

Too many dudes

With too many dicks

Too close to my shit

Too hard to meet chicks

I need better odds

More broads, less rods

I came to do battle

Scadaddle with the cattle prods

[orsetto81utube]

Tell the players, make it understood

It ain't no good if there's too much wood

Make sure you know before you go

The dance floor bro-hoe ratio

Five to one is a brodeo

Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go

Wait outside all night to find

Twenty dudes in a conga line

LMFAO--- love these guys!! thanks for the post

[kissmeimaidiot]

I think I'm gonna play this at my next house party.

[azteck]

lol this show is brilliant you can't hate on it.

[StickyRice43]

1:20 BWAHAHAHahahahahahaha

[Sharitoncr18]

Too many men

Too many boys

Too many misters

Not enough sisters

hahahaha

[nitakuma]

haha i love it.

[themdolphins]

Androphobic perhaps, but if you're seeing homophobia I think you're looking too closely.

[retardguitarist]

It's not homophobic, it's making fun of the stereotype of heterosexual men in clubs.

You are looking waaaay too deeply into this.

[kmass2]

You're entitled to your opinion.

[dollarcheeseburger]

RETARD IS RETARDED

[kmass2]

Asshole is an asshole.

[dollarcheeseburger]

Whiney bitch is a whiney bitch

[HiddenHopeKNL]

I swear there is already a song like this, i think is called too many man in the room....or something like that. Its an R&B tune

[Onlinenine9]

That's because Flight Of the Conchords are a satirical and spoof band aswell as a comedy genius.

[blackXsapphire]

yeah well they do make parodies

[SpockerShocker]

Not enough ladies, too many mans. el oh el

[Spectic]

U'm almost 100% positive that the first time I heard this it had a part after the last words in the song where it was a bit like the chorus but mixed the words and at the end it went

"Too many dicks on the dick-dick-dance-dick-Too many dicks on the dance FLOOOOOOOOOR"

You know like a really long and low floor part. Am I just crazy or does anyone else remember that?

[tomazat]

Yea I no what you mean that versions on the actual DVD song thing its so much better!!

[NarwhalVsUnicorn42]

I remember it too... and I just watched it on DVD a minute ago. I don't know what's up with this video.

[IMDG20]

Yeah, I remember. I think they performed it on their tour that way.

[coreyaustinmiller]

"cattle-prods" i thought it was "Counter-Broads"

[BvlyJAR]

I love how Jemaine just stares her down and then slides to Keitha. Seductive.

[prepsid]

This may be the funniest Flight of the Conchords song ever. Great lyrics

[Naysala]

"Too many dicks

Too many dongs

Too many shlongs"

thats my favrite line in this song

[hudsonfan]

"Make sure you know, before you go

The dance floor bro hoe ratio

Five to One is a brodeo"

love that line

[kansasdem]

Bret makes one sexy speaker!

[LiNdSeEaNdFriEnDs]

agreed.

[desowell]

he can be my speaker anyday

[MediaReactions]

ohhhh yeah. :D

[lareeni89]

this is gold! hahahahaha.

[Spectic]

Is that the same Steve who told everyone Jemaine was a large water dwelling mammal?

Damn you Steve. Always ruining everything!

STEVE!

[desowell]

hes a lovely guy really

[trabenispro]

fucking gold comment

[2112Dmoney]

Scadadle with the Cattle-Prods... genius

[thunderboba]

where is the mp3 link for this?

[nickelbacking13]

fail fail

[hay777888]

wtf how

i feel for u nigga, if u cant laugh  to this shit u must be emo or have no sense of humour at all. i hope u like some of there other stuff or meant that in some other way...

peace nigga

[SuperBoomstick]

Win

[hazsurfing7]

bahahahah

[jamabar]

mad song

[rosettast0ned]

they should play this at the waterfront in auckland lol

[awkwardoturtle]

yea that would be crack-up as.

[burgermiester1]

totally best song by them <3

[JoekerBetts]

The only bad thing about this is that it's too short....

I just can't stop listening to it!!!!

[hay777888]

co-sign

[zt4db4]

this is cool

[iiidaa1]

Bret rules:D

[Secnateb]

hahahhahah. i just set this as my ringtone. can't get enough of it

[imbanissen]

gief :D

[DesmonJones]

Damn, I wish I could find an mp3 form of this

[Antwan424]

They should acctually play this in clubs

[chavkiller40]

legendary

[xopride]

best song ever by them omg

[personwhoiscool7]

i agree

[JakBowLaah]

Too many dicks

Too many dongs

Too many shlongs

Now sing this song

i love itt!! XD

[yourdudeness080]

just hilarious

[rhysazovic]

all their songs can make it into the charts no jkkes, haha!

so sikk!

[tralaw1212]

they opened with this

[gigikun1]

LOL

[murphdog115]

u saw them in santa barbara and they opened with this in their robot helmets! hella funny!

[kyriospaulus]

ja pierdole, zajebiste:D

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wow. it is so nice. i like it!